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"This is a completely different business now. We have a lot of happy customers - we won't be selling chocolate cake."
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"This is a completely different business now. We have a lot of happy customers - we won't be selling chocolate cake."
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I don't have a article about it but a kebab shop (or hw you call it) not far from where I live was closed a year ago after the health inspection discovered sperm on the pitta/kebab/dürum. I bet they didn't have to use much salt.
But they should have had use for saltpeter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
This is ... just weird. I'm not sure how to describe it. Puppet show on human growth hormone, perhaps?
I see a young woman being manipulated by a group of men. How typical.
~D
HAH! Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Meet Pricasso, the penis painter
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Artist Tim Patch - also known as 'Pricasso' - creates his portraits in an interesting way. He paints with his penis.
Seen here at the Sexpo Fair in Midrand, South Africa, Australian-based Patch - who labels himself 'The World's Greatest Penile Artist' - paints his portraits onto smoothed-back canvas, so as to avoid abrasions to his penis.
Pricasso's most famous portrait is probably his interpretation of Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.
Different strokes for different folks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
So is it a tiny brush or a big one ??
Or maybe the size of the brush doesn't matter, it's how you use it ?? :hide:
So in this case being accused of painting with a broad brush is a good thing? :stupido2:
Pricasso Part Deux
The link has the picture in all its umm glory (no actual picture of the 'brush' is included).Quote:
As Friday's deadline looms for entries in this year's Archibald Prize, portraits are piling up in their hundreds on the packing room floor at the Art Gallery of NSW.
A very serious Brendan Nelson on canvas glares at Kerry O'Brien's likeness across the room. Works from Archibald veterans, including Rodney Pople and Paul Jackson, share floor space with the paintings of unknown amateurs.
The most unusual entry so far comes from Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, after his pants-down, no-brushes-required painting method.
To create his nude self-portrait, Patch dipped his penis in paint and applied it to the canvas. He first entered the prize last year with a painting of the plastic surgeon Dr Joseph Georghy, but failed to impress the judges with his technique.
"It's not like a running race where there's a clear winner," Patch said at the gallery yesterday after delivering his work. "It's just people's perception of what's good and what's not. I can usually get a pretty good likeness, but I guess I am breaking the boundaries a bit."
Patch spruiks his wares at Sexpo festivals around the world, creating 20-minute masterpieces on paper. He discovered his talent two years ago at a New Year's Eve party, and with this year's Archibald entry, learnt to suffer for his art.
"Painting on canvas for hours on end is not very kind to your skin. It's pretty tiring and it gets really sore … I use antiseptic, but I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," he said
His art starts as a Pricasso but ends up a Moanet.Quote:
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Butt of course, what would be more appropriate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Part Deux article
He should try sculpting...Quote:
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As you do.Quote:
He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.
Looking at the image, it seems that he has to use his hands as a guidance device.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Amateur.
Says "El Marko"...Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Mark
whats so unusual about this? apparently my penis has often been described as being a master of artful design. :2thumbsup:
Everyone is an art critic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Well, I certainly aspire to make my mark without hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
:laugh4: but none can deny my verilityQuote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
The 'absolutily rediculous burger'
http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/i...amburger34.jpg
Americans..... can't feed them can't kill then :beam:
Lol, the girlies think they were harrases by the flight crew because of their looks.
http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/r...nze_looks.html
That is what we call loverboy-material here.
Muhahahaha you couldn't make this up
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2741933.html
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GAH! That creep, that greasy little ferret that genetic atrocity may rats feast on his eyes may his penis fall off may all his sons be camals.
Sean Penn is dating my girl Petra Nemcova. The one on the left. How could she do that to me.
http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/images/Zusjegr.jpg
So why do we like woman tennis? Indeed that's why, is nothing sacred??
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...2-2862,00.html
And it happens to be a great ops to post this hilarious commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rjikEj0ASY
Nothing is sadder than a disgruntled tennis player. ~:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Subtle Butt anti-stink "gas neutralizers." For those times when you just have to break wind, but don't want people to, um, smell it. They also sell disposable underarm shields ...
Sure, great for the SBDs, but there is no muffler. If I'm worried about others smelling the breakage-of-wind, I'm also probably worried about them hearing it too. 'Tis a flawed product.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Where's the fun in that? I love 'popping' one off when the grandkids come over, they try to run off but I'm too fast for them and usually catch a couple to filter the stink with their lungs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Much more satisfying. :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Fragony
Nice one. :laugh4:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...006003,00.html
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A YOUNG boy is close to being more bird than human because he was never spoken to while living in a virtual aviary, according to reports from Russia.
“When you start talking to him, he chirps,” Volskaya said.
Volskaya also said when the boy becomes frustrated by being unable to communicate with authorities using bird-talk, he waves his arms as if they were wings.
Lady's and gentlemen, we got him.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
That's just nasty, Fragony. Ewww!
Now, who's up for an electronic tattoo powered by blood?
The basis of the 2x4-inch "Digital Tattoo Interface" is a Bluetooth device made of thin, flexible silicon and silicone. It´s inserted through a small incision as a tightly rolled tube, and then it unfurls beneath the skin to align between skin and muscle. Through the same incision, two small tubes on the device are attached to an artery and a vein to allow the blood to flow to a coin-sized blood fuel cell that converts glucose and oxygen to electricity. After blood flows in from the artery to the fuel cell, it flows out again through the vein. [...]
The tattoo display communicates wirelessly to other Bluetooth devices - both in the outside world and within the same body. Although the device is always on (as long as your blood´s flowing), the display can be turned off and on by pushing a small dot on the skin. When the phone rings, for example, an individual turns the display on, and "the tattoo comes to life as a digital video of the caller," Mielke explains. When the call ends, the tattoo disappears.