That really gets under my skin.
In b4 Greg :beam:
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That really gets under my skin.
In b4 Greg :beam:
LOL what happened to true idealism, why does my generation has to do with unwashed types that only whine for our sins?
Anyways, hippie that wants to walk to Ghandi's birthplace strands in Callais.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...et/7270401.stm
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This is not the G spotQuote:
Female G spot 'can be detected'
The mysterious G spot - supposedly a route to female sexual satisfaction - can be located with ultrasound, claim Italian scientists.
G-spot is a hoax just like the female orgasism I have yet to see one.Quote:
Originally Posted by spmetla
I don't know what to say. :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I've seen loads (that's a bunch in american) under me. :sweatdrop: :yes: :beam: :2thumbsup: :egypt:
Really? You must know how to take things seriously then :beam:
I always take women seriously, only a fool would not. :help:
Hmmm making jokes like that aren't always smart there goes my credits :wall:
He gets all the birds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viking
NASA Baffled by Unexplained Force Acting on Space Probes
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Mysteriously, five spacecraft that flew past the Earth have each displayed unexpected anomalies in their motions.
These newfound enigmas join the so-called "Pioneer anomaly" as hints that unexplained forces may appear to act on spacecraft.
A decade ago, after rigorous analyses, anomalies were seen with the identical Pioneer 10 and 11 spacecraft as they hurtled out of the solar system. Both seemed to experience a tiny but unexplained constant acceleration toward the sun.
The octo-Squids are building tractor beams to lead us to our doom!Quote:
Both seemed to experience a tiny but unexplained constant acceleration toward the sun.
Although not really weird, opportunities to post a story from the Ledbury Reporter are few and fair between, and not to be passed over lightly. And the story does involve beer, and blondes with no underwear (allegedly), so it deals with the important things in life.
http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/mos...nt_she.php?s=s
Its just as well Alcohol Concern doesn't have any serious alcohol related issues to worry about, eh, otherwise it wouldn't have time to speculate on a cartoon lady's undercrackers.Quote:
A COMPLAINTS PANEL that considered if the famous Dorothy Goodbody stout label is "sexually suggestive" or not, has given its opinion as to whether the young woman on the front is wearing knickers.
The label is a figurehead of the Wye Valley Brewery, of Stoke Lacy.
Alcohol Concern, which made the formal complaint, had few doubts.
The complaint reads: "The drawing of a young woman, whose dress is pulled back to reveal her thighs, whilst also hinting at a lack of undergarments, is sexually suggestive."
(Edit: the link is safe for work, unless you work at Alcohol concern, that is)
Yeah, she's a piece of art - it is not like she can drop her drawers.Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
At least he gets to actually say "work is killing me" and not be topped by his buddies.
He'll have a hard time firing his waterlogged employees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Well this just sucks. A polish constructionworker was fired because he was having sex with a vaccuum-cleaner, he insisted that this is perfectly normal in Poland and I believe him. But this is not acceptable over here.
Well Fragony, any upright relationship can't exist in a vacuum.
But Watt does drive a man to try it?
He really wanted to be sucked clean.
A longing for attachments, but the fact that such relationships are back and forth affairs can't be swept under the rug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi
If we were a gang you would be the kingpun :beam:
:laugh4: I like. And it would be appropriate, as many Orgahs, I'm sure, would consider my puns a crime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Okay, smart guy, then where should I insert my screwdrivers?
Sometimes you just want to get away from it all, and not be forced to act all fancy with them upscale folks ...
Well, I thought everybody knew penises were Torx. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Not really weird in a weird way more awesome sort of what are the odds of that and also awesome
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
Clearly a case of epic proportions, Japanense bikibibabe was cleared from all charges. She was on trial for vandalism, supposedly she had kicked a hole in a door and crawled through it, but she couldn't have done it her boobs are too big.
Here are the puppies in question;
http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/i...pmaatgr002.jpg
110 cm, baby
Somebody is taking the term "getting screwed" a little too literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Anger management homework used as weapon.
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