Emperor's new One-word story...

how

close

it was

to the

beerkeg

placed

precariously

on a

Hammock

next to

fire

which was burning up the

ascot

and a

Schokoeis

which

was

surprisingly

pink

and

Quid

blue

and

Quid

round

when

John Paul Jones

decided

to say

"umm.."

jump into the fire

with