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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survial is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now
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Re: 3 word story
Can a mod please delete my 3 accidental posts.
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered....
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at the north pole. At
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep.
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheescake by
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheescake by the fireplace, but
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheescake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheescake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the
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Re: 3 word story
There was once a princess whom ruled an empire and controlled the fate of the thousands of her corruptly disloyal subjects. So one fine evening a twisted old man came and stared straight into her blue eyes and what he saw surprised her to the point of dismay. She then went to the king, who smelt of, freshly cut roses and sweat. He liked to play with his enormous chelo every night. Then a horde of Balkan barbarians besieged a castle in which her magical Irishman called Al-Radia lived. The best thing in the kingdom was that the immensely impressive oak that stood outside the castle Aaaaah and the fruit of the spam that fell to the floor.
Some people can go **** in freshly cleaned toilets. Thus, Princess Proletariat sponsors public restrooms because of her fondness of the public area.
Meanwhile Balkan Barbarians were breaching the big Balkan barricades that once protected Princess Proletariat's bathroom. Meanwhile the Irishman was drinking whiskey - oblivious to the soon to be dead pets in this war.
Suddenly, a Crazed Rabbit started to do dancing lessons with the queen, then The Stranger said 'What are you doing! There are many other ways to act stupid."
"Yet Balkans are getting bored. Who wanted to get their attention?" Princess Proletariat said to her aide who was underage. "Can you get me the knights of Camelot so that they can ride out removing the Balkan mercenaries."
"But why? The Irishman must have his own reasons for not going to sleep, yet ignoring the command that Princess Proletariat had given." And it came - the Balkans massacred most of the good Samaritans and then ran away. The Irishman also ran for his life, yet was killed and revived almost instantly after he had sexual intercourse with Beckham and then he fell into a well, soon after the end of the battle the other day. Beirut - the Princess's favourite location was under his almighty shadow - hosted a forced meeting concerning how to stop ham.
That is the end of the story. Thankyou for purchasing ultra super stories by J.K. are you serious??
"Nah! I'm just messing with your brain" said Santa to the other elf. "Hypnotising you was the easiest task that I ever performed! You must be ashamed!"
"No, why would the French ever try to take all of the food!"
Santa laughed. "Because French Fries was made by."
See hypnotised you. Then he said the ten commandments would now be plastered all over his face! Your only chance of survival is through steroid infestation. Only through hard work can we be free from this cesspool of Princess Proletariat.
Santa had not yet found the steroid infestation and was now terrified of the enormous, nuclear powered missiles that were aimed at thenorth pole. At six o'clock precisely Santa fell asleep. He began dreaming of a time when he was a young lad, eating cheesecake by the fireplace, but he had forgotten that he left the switch for countering the nuclear missiles by the sauna. Kim Jong...