*THE EB TAVERN*

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Originally Posted by cmacq

Seek professional help, quickly.

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They said I'm bayond any and that there's no hope left for me. They also said some stuff about the Romans being cool... the doctors I mean. They said that they wish they had cool red clothes like Romans and be that courageous... Or is this... my... imagination? No way!

/LAG

Wonderful poem surprisingly, Keith! XD

I love EB but I don't think I've ever gone to that extent. In EB, I live by Stalin's lines, 'When one man dies it's a tragedy. When a million die it's a statistic.' Heh. As a proper dictator should.

I prefer THIS song, which I first heard when Transporter Chief O'Brien sang it in Star Trek TNG.

The minstrel boy to the war is gone,
In the ranks of death you'll find him;
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung behind him;
"Land of Song!" cried the warrior bard,
"Tho' all the world betrays thee,
One sword, at least, thy right shall guard,
One faithful harp shall praise thee!"

The Minstrel fell! But the foeman's chain
Could not bring that proud soul under;
The harp he lov'd ne'er spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder;
And said "No chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and brav'ry!
Thy songs were made for the pure and free
They shall never sound in slavery!

The minstrel boy will return one day,
When we hear the news, we will cheer it.
The minstrel boy will return we pray,
Torn in body, perhaps, but not in spirit.
Then may he play his harp in peace,
In a world such as Heaven intended,
For every quarrel of Man must cease,
And every battle shall be ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwJR...eature=related

I like this version, heh, because of what's on screen while the song is sung. XD

I may have heard of this wee diddy, as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Fn...eature=related

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Originally Posted by Emperor Burakuku

Well they say size doesn't matter all that much. Well... maybe it does matter, but if we count this as an argument Aztecs and amrican-indians in general are cooler then the romans just because they had space ships? Or was is the Maya or the Inca? It doesnt' matter, if you have space ships or not, what you wear is ho you are! This again makes me think... If my statement is true, then the Gaesatae are nothing, right?
Anyways,this is not an argument because the expedition in the Moon in '69 was a fake and we don't know anything about space. Or maybe were the Romans who kicked their arses back on Earth? Now this sounds like an interesting theory...

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It all happens "a long time ago" so perhaps the Romans kicked the space-faring humans off Earth and they fled to "a galaxy far, far away"?

There is a doctoral thesis in here.

i prefer this song:

kill! kill! kill!
we do it every day!
so lets go now!
and kill some more!
hooray!

lol

A recreation of the classic video from the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ig6e68iGU8

"Images by Tyrone Greene"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY8NR7jZCYs

and a personal fav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYK...eature=related

I've often used this little song to expose the soft racist underbelly of my (white or otherwise) socalled liberal friends.

and then there is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIORNTcZG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0j7...eature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upc9...eature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWgOT4EVuA

Oooh, I love that banjo version. But it's so....hip and happening. O.O

*hick*

i officially name myself lord of the random comments!

hail the lord of random comments!!:laugh4: :laugh4:

brag out hooah :furious3: :laugh4:

hooah!

turqoise bicycle shoe radioactive fins actualize radishes greenly!










Beat that.

My cell phone is dusty.

ok...
now YOU beat that!

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Originally Posted by hooahguy

hooah!

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What does that mean?

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Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink

What does that mean?

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Everything except "no".

edit- here is a link to a humorous explanation from the Army itself: http://www.amc.army.mil/amc/rda/rda-ap/hooah.html

Harakum Bishandar ur kanamu sharizar! Ha!

cake!
btw, im changing my title to lord of the end- of-sentence periods........
lord of the random comments is too easy to get

Allez shazam!

I want to be lord of something, but I'm too lazy.

Lagged Leader of Laziness?

Lord of the dampered, perhaps?

*Busts in*
Any1 in here has a sledgehammer?
*Drops to the floor*

We need another Special Agent. Special Agent FP001 (Flaming Pigs).

Ayce..
how the F***** did you know that?! are you hacking into the internet?
I can do flaming pigs ;)

Ayce haz the intarnetz!

hey, that ain't fair...I like that....
hey can you hack on myspace?

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Originally Posted by Ibrahim

Ayce..
how the F***** did you know that?! are you hacking into the internet?
I can do flaming pigs ;)

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*wakes up dizzily*

huh, hack what? i..i'm confuzed...

Bartender, a beer to clear up my mind.


Oh, that's not me hacking, thats danasoft. Sue them...