We want them all to DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :devil:
Humanely. :saint:
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We want them all to DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :devil:
Humanely. :saint:
You know what's really weird? I could have sworn that Queensland is in Australia. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
That's what I wrote, um, I had it right all along. Yeah, that's the ticket. I don't know why you maliciously edited my quote to make it seem like I'm incapable of telling the difference between an Ozzie and a Kiwi. How very malicious of you!Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
This just proves the genius of Weird Al: Weasel Stomping DayQuote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
"...It's tradition, that makes it okay!" :laugh4:
I was molested by bigfoot.
A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities… Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. [His defense attorney] said Morrill really believes the [assault] happened.
Keeping to theme, a giant bat-creature is sodomizing men in Tanzania.
Men in parts of Tanzania's main city, Dar es Salaam, are living in fear of a night-time sex attacker.
A BBC correspondent says the attacks are being blamed by some on a demon called "Popo Bawa" meaning winged bat.
Some men are staying awake or sleeping in groups outside their homes. Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.
From the Wiki article:
Popobawa is variously described as either a ghost or ogre with gigantic bat wings and a giant penis. [...] His presence is usually announced by the sound of scraping claws on their roof and a sharp, pungent smell. Different from other incubus legends, Popobawa primarily attacks men and only in their own beds, resulting in many men sleeping outside in streets or on porches after recent reported attacks. He attacks men as they sleep, overpowering them, holding their face to the floor and sodomizing them for up to an hour.
Would pig's oil really discourage sodomy, or....:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Are you thinking Deliverance Uesugi?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
Since I'm on a sodomy roll ...
Keep'em comin' Lemur!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
We want Gomorrah!
We want Gomorrah!
Being the shy, retiring type I am, could you tell me the correlation between a rubber fist and sodomy? :laugh4:
InsaneApache, everything you need to know is on the sign. Biggest hints: "Minimal stains, one size fits all."
Google it. :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Try as I might, I can't find a fourth sodomy story, so a trilogy it will remain. Meanwhile, forget all about Chuck Norris; Mister T has the real mojo. He snapped a kid out of a coma! Try that, Chuck!
Mr. T brought boy out of coma
By WENN world entertainment news - Saturday, March 29 01:55 pm
Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.
The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s - and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T's name.
And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy - with miraculous results.
He tells Empire magazine, "His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.
"Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.
"That was my supernatural moment."
...coincidentally at the same time Mr. T's career went into a coma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Did he say "I love it when a plan comes together!"?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7334233.stmQuote:
A man in New Zealand has been charged with using a hedgehog as a weapon, the New Zealand Herald has reported
Poor thing. ( The hedgepig, not the man)
Heart Transplant Patient Kills Himself in Same Manner as Donor
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,347151,00.html
Gah! Beaten to the hedgehog-as-weapon story by a Brit. Wouldn't ya know.
Here's a freaky one: Man receives heart transplant from a suicide. Marries the suicide's widow. Then, just to keep things tidy, he commits suicide.
nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana
Owwwwwwwww! Math genius becomes callgirl, she was accepted at Oxford at the age of 13 GAWD that is hot. Hope this isn't too much but here's our little einstein;
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//20...te_468x289.jpg
130 pound mia muca's that is money well spend.
Lemur needs glasses shock. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Mole Repellant complete success... well sort of.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The smallest girl in the world:
A teenager from India who stands at a tiny 1ft 11in (58cm) tall is the smallest girl in the world.
Jyoti Amge, 14, is shorter than the average two-year-old child and only weighs 11lb (5kg).
She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia and won't grow any taller than her current height.
This man:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
(That's the penis bone of a walrus. The walrus is believed to be dead at this time.)
Has just won a Pulitzer prize:
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/ea..._id=1003786622
England cracks down hard on crime in the only way it knows how:
Ineffective half-measures that ignore the real problem!
"Sgt Brown said squirting ketchup was not a criminal act but it could be possible to bring charges of criminal damage if paintwork was damaged on homes or vehicles."
Colorado harshly violates the human rights of criminals!
And finally, the heavens are angry with this Bosnian man - five meteorites have hit his house.
That has been your late night weird news update.
CR
Maybe the best correction ever:
We now accept that Heinz has never produced Swastika shaped spaghetti nor did it support the Nazi regime in any other way. Indeed, we accept that Heinz was a major contributor to the Allies' war efforts, producing rations for the troops. We apologise unreservedly to Heinz and to anyone who was offended by the article, which we admit was false and irresponsible.
Quite possibly the most egocentric person on earth.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,347748,00.html
Ah you look like this, indeed don't look like the type of person that would let someobody else's lifethreatening situation get into the way of your well deserved holiday. Please get a traffic-jam in your aorta and die.
http://www.spitsnieuws.nl/archives/i...terijGroot.jpg
Oops, it turns out the Norwegian Prime Minister is a Total War player. Maybe I should read my own posts twice before posting them here.
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2008/04/08/531926.html
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- All the games that I play, like Age of Empire and Medieval: Total War, are in principle much of the same. You build a society, farms, mines, create trade connections and use diplomacy.
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Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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- It is kinda like your job?
- Yeah, alot! There are budgetary restrictions. If you use too much money on the marine, there'll be less money for the farming which in turn will mean that there will be less food. So you have to consider whether to create wealth and buy soldiers, or whether you should aim to conquer lands and become great that way. There are many judgements to be made and they are quite demanding. The problem with these kind of games is that they take an incredibly amount of time. The hours just fly away, says Stoltenberg to Magasinet.
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And his online nick? Steklov.
Best... PM... Ever...
But seriously - I think I headshotted that guy once...
Wisconsin Turkeys Attack Postmen
[...] About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.
Wilhite sought help in the matter from Eric Lobner, regional wildlife program supervisor for the state Department of Natural Resources.
Lobner said the behavior is clearly tied to the breeding season, which started recently and runs through about mid-May.
Color plays an important role in turkey breeding, he said, with the color of the male's head during mating season changes from gaudy blue to white to red. Lobner speculated that perhaps the turkeys are attracted to the red, white and blue postal trucks. [...]