A man saves an unconscious woman by falling on her from 25 feet up.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=70044
Ah, strange the webs we weave when the elevator inspectors are on leave.
CR
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A man saves an unconscious woman by falling on her from 25 feet up.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=70044
Ah, strange the webs we weave when the elevator inspectors are on leave.
CR
You know you're really drunk when you sleep off a knifing.
A Russian man trying to sleep off a night of after-work drinking failed to notice a six-inch (15-cm) knife in his back — until his wife woke him up. Yuri Lyalin, 53, took a bus home, ate breakfast and apparently slept like a baby before his spouse noticed a handle sticking out of his back.
Lemur, here's a really odd bit of weird news.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Also, Janet Reno is on the board of the Innocence Project.
CR
How about an earthquake in the midwest for a piece of weird news. Woke me up from a very nice sleep.
Former Miss Italy to be Named Minister for Families
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/...y_pageant.html
Mara Carfagna
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/...o_photo/mc.jpg
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/..._photo/mc2.jpg
I think she´ll be a successful Family minister...she sure as hell makes me wanna make babies....:laugh4:
:laugh4: Father Time must be tappin' Lemur on the shoulder. The Old Man of the News of the Weird thread seems to have lost a step or two to these dang Young Guns lately...but you'll always be the King of the Weird News to me Lemur. ~:pat: You can join me on the park bench, feedin' the pidgeons and swapping "Back in the day" stories. You can read me two day old weird news and I'll reply with old, stale puns. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
You kids get off my lawn!
Looks like the right is right again. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
Forget Wii Fit, what about Wii Strip?
Peekaboo, a company that specializes in temporary at-home stripper polls, including one endorsed by Carmen Electra, announced this week that it's developing a strip aerobics game for the Wii.
"Peekaboo is pleased to confirm that it is in talks to develop a game for the Nintendo Wii that meets mainstream demand for the fun and fitness benefits of pole dancing," the company said in an e-mailed statement. "Peekaboo and its partners are focused on using Wii-friendly hardware to make aerobic pole dancing instantly accessible just as 'Guitar Hero' did for rock'n'roll."
Florida legislature takes on the real threat to America: Truck Testicles.
A Florida lawmaker is proposing a $60 fine for motorists who display "Trucknutz" -- plastic and chrome replicas of testicles -- on their vehicles.
State Sen. Carey Baker of Eustis says the ornaments are offensive to many drivers who wind up driving behind them. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel said Friday that Baker tucked the fine proposal into a larger transportation bill.
A Virginia state legislator sponsored a bill several months ago to ban the decorations after a constituent called to complain his 6-year-old daughter had spotted a pair on the back of a pickup truck and asked what they were.
The Virginia bill called for making such a display a misdemeanor, punishable by a $250 fine.
Some Florida lawmakers say "Trucknutz" may be in poor taste, but the Legislature should stick to more important things.
If anyone is waiting for the balls-it-takes-to-support-this-legislation pun, it ain't comin' from me.
Knowing our government, they'll end up with compromise legislation requiring trucks sporting the Trucknutz to wear a "Truckcup" to protect them against rearend collisions.
I thought rear-end collisions were illegal in the southern states, whilst being practically compulsory in Massachusetts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
:creep: I had me mouse pointer over the "submit" button, but decided I'm walkin' away with what little remains of my reputation. :saint:Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
I'm wondering why didnt they created TruckPants yet...
Bah, another stripped down console game :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
In chrome?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwywugjy3BY
~;)
Not weird, but WHY?!?!?
~:mecry:
I feel like I've just been RickRolled, but with Black Sabbath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
How I love The Daily Mail. I really need a hard copy subscription here.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
New South Wales cracks down harsh on heinous crime:
14 years for carrying a laser without a permit.
CR
Very good, people who point lasers at cockpits are either terrorists or terribly stupid and I actually mean that. :thumbsdown:
As an aspiring recreational pilot, I'll have to agree with Husar.
Erm...yeah.
I'm almost looking forward to Fragony's take on this. Oh, the misuse of science!Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Er, you guys realize this isn't the sentence for actually pointing the laser at the plane, but simply carrying a laser? :dizzy2:Quote:
Very good, people who point lasers at cockpits are either terrorists or terribly stupid and I actually mean that.
CR
Well, yeah, but it doesn't surprise me after they banned carrying toothpaste in airplanes. :dizzy2:
Concerning Mecca time, I hope they're aware of the fact that the magnetic north pole moves around so going by their logic they will have to change it to some other time later on. :laugh4:
If what they claim is true anyway, last I heard the magnetic north pole is rather close to Canada so maybe we need Toronto time and besides that I would expect Mecca to be very hot if it's indeed the centre of the earth. :dizzy2:
Yep our state Government does us proud with all sorts of stupidity. Even teachers won't be allowed to use them with slide presentations. We all know how dangerous they are...Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
The ID's just got new friends. ~:pat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
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Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
What a rubbish costume, he should get ten years for that alone. :laugh4:Quote:
Arwel Wynne Hughes imitated Darth Vader by wearing a bin bag