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03-31-2008, 13:26
Horst Nordfink

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Originally Posted by Dhampir

It's an advertisement for "The Capitol Times", a Madison newspaper which was founded as a socialist newspaper.

How does a socialist newspaper go down in America? What with their strange fear of left leaning politics and such.
03-31-2008, 16:06
pezhetairoi

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Possibly goes down in flames?

Dhampir, 200 posts is not much when compared to, for example, Teleklos Archelaou.
03-31-2008, 16:21
Hooahguy

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Originally Posted by Disciple of Tacitus

@Hooahguy. Technically speaking it would be "...Sentence Periods . . . ."
Or "... ." *whinces* Sorry.

good point! :study:
03-31-2008, 16:25
Dhampir

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink

How does a socialist newspaper go down in America? What with their strange fear of left leaning politics and such.

I don't think it's particularly socialist anymore. Over the years, it has become like all newspapers--saying and reporting whatever will sell ad space.
03-31-2008, 23:48
Hax

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/me swings in

pickles!

/me runs off

========

Have you guys heard about that film "Fitna" of our awesome Dutch politican Geert Wilders. Just look at his hair!

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/b/c/f...onlineBild.jpg
04-01-2008, 00:00
Dhampir

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State elections tomorrow for supreme court, appeals court and I'm sure some other things.
04-01-2008, 00:16
Barry

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The door creaks open. In walks a new face, a face weathered from many miles of travel. Sturdy, heavy boots thud along the wooden floor and come to rest by the stool to the far left of the bar. Immediately he is engulfed in foul smelling smoke. "Your strongest, Barman" he grunts.
04-01-2008, 00:44
russia almighty

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I wonder how TPC feels that Parthia is being removed for Nubia? I also wonder how he feels about me being the head guy for Nubia?
04-01-2008, 00:48
Metalstrm

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hooahguy, is your nickname in anyway referring to Al Pacino? :D

I know he likes to hooah a lot in his movies...
04-01-2008, 01:01
Hooahguy

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nope. never heard of him. "hooah" is the military slogan that means everything but "no"
hooah!
04-01-2008, 01:02
Barry

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The Stranger watches Metalstrm greet Hooahguy through his smoke screen and listens carefully to what he says. He thinks for a moment and replies in a hoarse voice which makes Metalstrm who has not seen him jump. "I was under the impression that "Hooah" is a warcry from lands many moons away, some call the place "America", anyway I was under that impression from watching Black Hawk Down far too many times to not know what is reality and what is fiction, I just do not know anymore!". Soon Dung3r slides off his stool and uses his heavy cloak as a blanket, filling the room with deafening snores.
04-01-2008, 01:07
Metalstrm

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You serious? He's the actor in all the great mafia movies. Anyway guess we watch too many American movies over here.

Hooah! *spits on the ground* (typical Al Pacino gesture)
04-01-2008, 01:13
Hooahguy

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hooah bro!
(if you are a bro.....)
04-01-2008, 01:18
Metalstrm

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Yargh! A barbaric spear-wielding bro I am. Hooah!

*Hammers with his spear and drives it in some Roman pansy principe*
04-01-2008, 01:21
Hooahguy

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sorry bro, u need to be in this army to utlize that phrase:
http://www.xoospace.com/myspace/backgrounds/24729.jpg
:tongue3: :smash: :whip:
hooah!
04-01-2008, 01:28
Metalstrm

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What, the US? Where is that? I don't see it on my Rome map. Can I attack it? I bet my legions would take it over in a matter of days.

Btw, that picture shows some great editing skills. Damn!
04-01-2008, 01:34
Hooahguy

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you arent going to get very far against the US army when they have this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIubJX56m5w
04-01-2008, 01:44
Metalstrm

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Damn :no:
04-01-2008, 01:47
Dhampir

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LS will stop bullets. Duh.
04-01-2008, 01:50
Hooahguy

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ya, i had to end that quickly before it became another "beat the person above you" line of posts.....
04-01-2008, 01:56
cmacq

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Originally Posted by hooahguy

you arent going to get very far against the US army when they have this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIubJX56m5w

Woooah, I remember when those BBs were Belg-made coaxals on 60a5s.
04-01-2008, 02:03
Metalstrm

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Originally Posted by Dhampir

LS will stop bullets. Duh.

LS? :inquisitive:
04-01-2008, 02:18
Starforge

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Originally Posted by Dhampir

LS will stop bullets. Duh.

ROFL
04-01-2008, 02:27
Dhampir

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Metalstrm

LS? :inquisitive:

Lorica Segmentata.
04-01-2008, 02:40
Metalstrm

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Then I will take on the US indeed!!!

Breaking news - 1st April:

An unidentified lone man dressed in antique Roman armor was seen running wildly in the vicinity of the White house. He was also observed to be shouting garbage in some ancient tongue, and was waving a gladius wildly at the sky. A terrified historian passing by understood the man to be saying "I am the Imperator! I have come to demand your land!" in old Latin.

The Roman legionaire was subsequently hewn down by machine gun fire.
04-01-2008, 04:10
Spartan198

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***watching through binoculars as the unknown assailant goes down,intending to grab his LS and gladius when no one is looking***
04-01-2008, 05:01
Terraforce

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*Walks in*

"Barkeep a bottle of White Rum over here please."

Hello my name is Levi, um I was born in Jamaica but moved to the Us and am not living in a small town in New Jersey. I am 17 and am a High School senior and thats about it.:beam:
04-01-2008, 06:10
Alexandros Maximus

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Originally Posted by Terraforce

*Walks in*

"Barkeep a bottle of White Rum over here please."

Hello my name is Levi, um I was born in Jamaica but moved to the Us and am not living in a small town in New Jersey. I am 17 and am a High School senior and thats about it.:beam:

Hey!!! I'm from Jerz too! whereabouts u from??? I live in a suburb outside of newark.

*sips glass of japanese plum liquor*

Yo is dat Rum u drinkin, the kind of rum they make in Jamaica that's so strong they cant measure the strength, so it just says "OVERPROOF" on the bottle?

I drank like 3 shots of that once and i was HAMMERED. Like, "i cant move off of the couch" hammered.

it was superdooper strong, almost like i was drinkin battery acid (ok ok i'm exaggerating, but still)

if it is , ur either crazy, or u a BAD MON!!!!!
04-01-2008, 06:37
pezhetairoi

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WElcome Dunger!
Welcome Metalstrm!
Welcome Terraforce!

Welcome, welcome, twice welcome to the EB Tavern.

We have a rule here that every newcomer must drink eggnog with extra milk, eat blue cheese and prance around outside in the sun in lorica segmentata first before being accepted as part of the regulars being allowed to exhibit their rhomphaia or hitpoint of choice, you know.

I want some of that rum, Alex Max.

*gets up from in front of the White House, dusts off LS, and hurls a pilum right at the window of the Oval Office*

HAH! Nothing can get my LS down! Especially when my LS is proven to work with Clibanarii (tm)! No one's going to pull a Ned Kelly on me, nossir.
04-01-2008, 07:21
Ibrahim

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hey guys! they released EB 1.1 at the TWC forums! i'm not kidding: here it is

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...87#post2870687

oh and stele#5 is out!:yes: :yes: :yes:
(ithhabu hunak ayyuha al-hamqa hehehe)

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