3 word story

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day. A light breeze

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day. A light breeze from the south

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day. A light breeze from the south brings news that

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day.

A light breeze from the south brings news that bush invaded canada

I guess technically that should be the start of a new paragraph.

Edit: Sweet my 500th post

One day an awesome but very ugly happening took place. The place was not important, but strangely, it was the place where bartix sunk, this might not be necessarily true, however as Abokasee has not yet given almighty bob the license to kill but he can do it whenever, the uranians invade a corn field. Bob is waiting for the corn to be harvested so that when....what? Anyways, some confusion set in in the late 25th century Liechtenstein palace, and all the invading Uranians decided to suicide bomb two buildings in the grounds of no mans land. The explosions were minor and when Napoleon Dynamite failed to detonate the Uranians retreated to fort UrANUS where they decided to plan a incendiary pig attack - AAAAARR!!! shouted scared children, as the burning pigs raced towards them. The short battle was stopped by teachers who found this battle too violent to be televised so she put it on Youtube in 18+ section...which section the children had already seen many times.... The children who had now learned about reproduction and how to suicide-bomb shopping malls, began running around aimlessly and bumping into char-grilled pigs. "Help needed?" - "Cool man, no need to make youtube poop". Bartixioi sphendonetix assembled offstage and waited for the right moment to strike. The enemy unknowingly foiled their plan by turning left into Lake Geneva with their amphibious green creature, named Harold. Harold was high when elephants came charging through the waves towards the army, he made from Lithuanians and green slime, but, hey Lake Geneva is very deep! "I don't want to die!" Harold screamed when the elephants swam towards him. Then, a miracle occured, not, instead the day ended in poor Harold's funeral. Indeed, what we'll hear now may well surpass anything we have ever heard of before. So brace yourself, get naked, and get set for, "Harold Gone Wild" rated NA-18 because it was not censored. It hit the shelves on 30 of February last year. Bartixian diplomats arrived belatedly to Uranian Parliament where they were watching Harold play hockey on ice. All in all it was a Very good day. A light breeze from the south brings news that wales is independant

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies



(how's that for attempt to sort out the simultaneous posts?)

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate

Bravo Makanyane

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur.

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery

light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers,

j/k :clown:

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers wielding big nunchacks

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers wielding big nunchacks while marching towards

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers wielding big nunchacks while marching towards towards their doom

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers wielding big nunchacks while marching towards towards their doom in the fiery

A light breeze from the south brings news that Bush invaded Canada but Wales is independently massing armies against the penguins. British forces retaliate by rude jokes in propaganda leaflets of penguin fur. Meanwhile the Irish polished their forks, Sharpened their knives and prepared for dinner. The penguins saw this and called in artillery to engage the first wave of Welsh longbowmen. Night fell upon blasphemers wielding big nunchacks while marching towards towards their doom in the fiery alcoves of hell's