Originally Posted by
Jaguara
"King Arthur" was on TV last night. I had wisely avoided this when it came out in theatres, and when it came out on video, but it is amazing what you will watch at 2am.
I knew right off that I was in trouble...here is the start of the intro...
Yes, Greece, Egypt, Carthage, Persia...they were nothing...what Rome really wanted was Sarmatia!
So, now Lancelot is no longer a Frank, he is a Sarmatian...as are all of the other Knights of the Round...and Arthur is in charge of the Roman garrison, which seems to consist almost solely of those 5-6 Sarmatian Cavalry (but called "knights"). Apparently the entire country is in fear of the power of these 5 (when one unit of archers in a treeline could end them).
So much of this movie is just so absurd that it wasn't even funny. It is more in line with what I would expect from a direct-to-video release. Clive Owen's performance has got to be the worst of his life, though I suppose it could be the directing. Regardless of his lines, they are delivered unconvincingly and in almost monotone.
Big mission - save a Roman household living north of Hadrian's wall from the oncoming Saxons. How these Romans had been surviving north of the Wall with only three guards is never explained.
I didn't even finish the film, it was so pathetic...and I almost always finish watching a film that I have started.