There are two types. Upstairs and downstairs.
Why?
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There are two types. Upstairs and downstairs.
Why?
becouse.~D
what is the truth?
42.~D
Where are we going?
towards the end.
Where did we come from?
Me!
Why is the world flat?
So God can flip it around to allow for days and nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Copperhaired Berserker!
Anyone seen my car lately?
because triangles are cirkel ifs a²=(b*c*cos(a))/r²-b²*(-4)ac)...or wha that the one for squares? oh no that's if a donkey has red ears...I don't know...was it purpel with flowers on it?
is this a question or a balloon?
A ballon
What is spam?
Reversed maps.
Who's your daddy?
you are
why are kittys big
Dogs are cool.
Why am I running out of jokes?
Because you waste them by telling them to people ;)
Could cheese survive in outer space?
No, it can't survive in the udder side
Why am I not posting?
Cheese would conquer the outer space.
Why im not drunk?
yes.
my cat's name is Muffin. damn why is it so hard to make a question?
wait...cat big are black! no that isn't a question either damn't. why oh why is it so damn difficult???
becouse you have had enough pie for one day.~D
Why is it dark at night?
Because you forgot to pay your eletricity bills.
What is in the box?
suprise.
the question is who has the box?
The boxman.
Who is the eggman?
The one who came before the chickenman. Or the other way round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
Would you like some fries with that?
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Why does corn make so many women frisky?
Because so many women can't believe it's not butter. (I know this is strange but please understand that this is a Stupid questions get stupid answers game ~D ).
I know why but I don't know how women act frisky. What exactly is "frisky"?
Kind of like when you let a toddler has 3 Snikers bars a pot of coffee and a dozen or so Sugar cubes.
Why can't I have I a pet avacado?
Becouse you would have rotten pet in no time.~;)
Why are Sundays so sleepy?
because i like to sleep.
why do people eat?
eat or be eaten.~;)
Why i am running out of cigarettes always on Sunday mornings?
Because you smoke too much. Or you don't buy enough.
Why smoke?
mans got to die on something.~D
if the boxman has the box,what is he going to do with it?