Nah, I'm totally a good guy. And I eat crap and haven't showered in weeks so you don't want to eat me.
Vote for Lewwyn. Or someone else.
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Nah, I'm totally a good guy. And I eat crap and haven't showered in weeks so you don't want to eat me.
Vote for Lewwyn. Or someone else.
You are no fool. You do this for a reason. :stare:
What reason? To bring attention to myself?
Well yes. That's pretty much it.
I'm not going to eat you. Just vote for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
unvote: vote Cahoma
So help me god, the last thing I do will be to cut myself to pieces and jump down your throat!
That would be awesome.
And gruesome.
That would be GRAWsome.
Wait, that would be the second to last thing I do.
The last thing would be to have exploding diarrhea.
Well, given the unhygienic circumstances of the Island and the unhealthy and a bit one sided diet you are currently following, all of you are probably currently suffering from, eh, some digestive issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
Now that would be nasty. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
(OOC: Have you been playing 'The Binding of Isaac' too?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
Lol... dumb logic more than PIS, you forgot to quote the :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
Anyway... TinCow replaced...who?
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At this stage I'm suspicious of everybody... with no exception... LazyMcCrow was one of the least suspicious persons while he was voting me... when he changed target with TLD made me rise an eyebrow, but seconding visorslash reasoning and going after cahoma... wow dude, you started voting for me while making clear you suspected visorslash of being the SK... :inquisitive:
Of course there is an attenuator, cahoma rightly deserve some votes... since the kill them all to the diarrhoea menace... well those aren't very townie actions... still I'm not going to vote him, I sincerely don't like the smell of the wagon... talking of diarrhoea....
Montmorency is scum, lynch him already.
You are not Sasaki!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
Give us an explanation of why, you are smart enough to do so within the rules...
You previously said, chaotix and you were right... but at that time you were alive and not voting him...
Unvote; Vote: Cahoma
For survival, and:
Yeah, I totally believe you're a good guy. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
Now I am curious... what do you taste like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewwyn
Vote: abstain
Lewwyn is so obviously scum. Terrified of looking bad for voting to save himself but can't pick out a legit reason.
Ok, lets move on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Unvote; vote: Lewwyn
LOL, terrified?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
I have a good reason. I'm a better villager than Cahoma. Who has no reason for anything he does. He doesn't even care who anyone votes for as long as its not him. I'm better.
Lewwyn is an awful lynch. We've got a couple bandawgoners on that who aren't going to respond to anything, perfect example of just wasting a day. If you had to choose between TLD and Lewwyn, don't think that's even necessary now but if you had to, then TLD is easily a better call, because with Lewwyn dead as a townie TLD has no votes or record of anything and we'd have to waste another lynch on him.
However I agree Montmorency is looking really scummy. His goal for the past couple of phases, with the lies and obfuscation and not hunting scum at all, seems to be to convince people that a mafioso is already dead when they're not. Then can spend the rest of the game watching false accusations people of being the partner of the "dead" mafia while he and his partner slide by.
Well, that is the impression you give...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewwyn
At first it seemed you were more annoyed at TLD than afraid but that last vote to save yourself... umm...
One really big problem with that: I've never claimed that one mafioso is dead.Quote:
However I agree Montmorency is looking really scummy. His goal for the past couple of phases, with the lies and obfuscation and not hunting scum at all, seems to be to convince people that a mafioso is already dead when they're not. Then can spend the rest of the game watching false accusations people of being the partner of the "dead" mafia while he and his partner slide by.
Lies and obfuscation? Where?
Who doesn't love bangwagoning, my friend?:laugh4::laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthling
Oh... because with Lewwyn we have a great voting record no? It is the same situation with different people... if we got rid of TLD the doubt about Lewwyn will persist...Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthling
Agree about his scumminess, but the possibility we got one of the russian guys is there till we are confronted with a write-up with both mentioned...Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthling
Maybe it's just me but I'd like to be alive when the village wins. I don't consider it a win if I'm dead even if the villagers win. That's stupid. You're dead you've lost. Terrified is a stupid description because I'm never terrified. I'm just angry at stupidity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riedquat
I am still annoyed at TLD, but that doesn't mean I don't see other people acting scummy too. Cahoma is as good a lynch as TLD, possibly even better given his inability to give any reasonable explanation on anything.
Goodnight.
lol.. is it just me or this doesn't go very well with a self preservation vote
I have too many people I wish to see dead in this game , but having you removed seems like a good idea. Vote: LewwynQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewwyn
Unvote;Vote:O!TLD!
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
It was a very long day with lots of talking. A few of the tourists faced many questions and accusations, but all defended themselves feverishly against their accusers. Of course, nobody wanted to end in the stomach of the others...
At the end of the day, Lewwyn seemed to be the unfortunate tourist of the day.
"But, this can't be!" he exclaimed. "There is no evidence, just the word of that guy who always finishes last. The Last day, he was so last, that he didn't get any meat. And now he accuses me again? It's not my fault that I grabbed the last piece in front of him. He should have been faster!"
"Only a vile and evil man would do such a thing!" his main accuser said loudly.
"This is sheer stupidity! Nonsense of the highest degree. I will not accept and would like to point out the blahblahblah"
While Lewwyn was explaining the injustice and unfariness of it all, the other tourists ignored him completely while cooking some onions and massive amounts of garlic in about fifty liter of olive oil. Clearly, the indoctrination by all those cooking programs you see on TV nowadays had had its' effect, because the dish that was going to be prepared already smelled delicious, certainly after some onions were added to the pot and the fresh basilicum and oregano were put next to it, to be added at the last moment.
While Lewwyn was still busy arguing how the viewpoints of several moral philosophers clearly demonstrated that he could not be guilty, four strong arms grabbed him and threw him in the cooking pot. The pot was then covered rather quickly, since nobody wanted to hear their meal screaming before consumption...
***
Tally
Lewwyn: 7 (God Emperor, Oh! TLD, Riedquat, Cahoma, Jarema, Daveshack, Warman) :skull:
Cahoma: 5 (Visorslash, Lewwyn, LazyMcCrow, Arjos, Montmorency)
Arjos: 2 (edse, Skooma Addict)
Oh! The Last Days: 2 (TinCow, Xenoneb)
scottishranger: 1 (scottishranger)
Not voting: 1 (Memnon)
Alive (17/32):
Montmorency
Arjos
TinCow
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Jarema
Daveshack
edse
scottishranger
Warman
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon- Choxorn
Skooma Addict
Killed (10)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Bow-wow-wow
autolycus
hero di classico
landlubber
Tiaexz
Seon
Frozen in Ice
Lynched (5)
Beefy187
Ishmael
Chaotix
EarthlingLewwyn
WOG/Suicide (0)
***
It's night. PM's please. Night will last for +/- 24 hours.
Note: Memnon will be replaced by Choxorn.
Hi, everybody!
So, what the hell is going on?
How did you get here? More importantly, how did that other guy leave? Get us out of here!
Look at his posts, it is pretty self-evident plus the countless scummy actions he is doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riedquat
No, I was dead, I wasn't alive at the time.Quote:
You previously said, chaotix and you were right... but at that time you were alive and not voting him...
We just eating and drinking Cashews and Milk out of someone's skull with some GingyBreadmen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Choxorn
That's all.
:yes: :yes:
:shrug:Quote:
Look at his posts, it is pretty self-evident
Actions? Capo really has addled your minds.Quote:
plus the countless scummy actions he is doing.
You didn't like my vote for Cahoma? I will freely admit that I'm not even a quarter sure that he's scum.
But I don't see any better alternatives. It's why I've preferred to abstain.
You hardly have a good track record to lean on, anyway: Skooma, Ishmael. Yet you weren't scum.
That is a really bad way to assess a "track-record".
Since it is more about the motives than the actions themselves.
Since my action was "following what Sasaki said" reasoning being "For the lulz and he might be right", those votes of mine are theoretically worthless. The only real vote I have made was on you.
I think it was just a simply transmogrificationQuote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
God Emperor was hungry and thirsty. He had abstained from most of the human flesh, but he still had eaten too much of it for his own taste. But he needed to survive, so there wasn't really another option.
Suddenly, he saw a chocolate bar. Surprised, he looked left and right, but saw nobody. "Best before November 2012". It was still good enough for consumption! Whoever had lost this treasure would be very unhappy, but God Emperor couldn't control himself and ate the bar. While he was enjoying it, he noticed something else, some ten meters further.
Finishing the chocolate, he walked over to the object and much to his surprise, he found a small sack of potato chips.
While he was eating it, he saw another object, some 10 more meters deeper into the jungle. A can of Coca-cola!
And so, he went deeper and deeper into the jungle until he saw a nice pool, filled with fresh water! Exactly what he needed: a bath!
He took off his clothes and jumped right into it.
It wasn't water. It was hydrochloric acid...
While he was screaming in aggony, the last thing his senses registrated before he died were the smell of cigarettes and the sound of laughter...
***
Jarema was sitting on a branch, deep into the jungle, were he went for some peace and calmth. He didn't notice the figure behind him, ready to smash his head with a heavy object.
The figure looked down at the unconscious Jarema.
"I'm sorry, my friend. I chose poorly."
An hour or so later, Jarema woke up, finding himself tied up and gagged.
The moonlight reflection on the steel of a sharp dagger was all Jarema could see. Slowly, experienced hands started to skin Jarema alive. After a few terrifying minutes, the attacker removed the gag out of Jarema's mouth, his screams no longer stopped.
"It shouldn't have come to this, you know."
Jarema wept from the pain...
"Hush, child, don't cry."
Jarema's screams reached a new intensity as his face was skinned.
"Please, don't cry."
The attacker stroked Jarema's face gently, kissed his brow and then finished him with a clean cut through his throat.
The attacker kneeled down and used his bloody knife to write a message in the sand...
***
The Island - Day 6
After the two bodies had been found, the tourists felt desperate.
Trembling of fear, one of them read the message in the sand:
"I'd pay anything to roll the dice, one last t-i-i-i-ime."
Not sure what to make of that message, the tourists started the proceedings.
***
Alive (15/32):
Montmorency
Arjos
TinCow
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Daveshack
edse
scottishranger
Warman
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Choxorn
Skooma Addict
Killed (12)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Bow-wow-wow
autolycus
hero di classico
landlubber
Tiaexz
Seon
Frozen in Ice
God Emperor
Jarema
Lynched (5)
Beefy187
Ishmael
Chaotix
EarthlingLewwyn
WOG/Suicide (0)
***
It's now day. You can start voting. Day will last for +/- 24 hours.
Vote:Xenoneb What happened to lynching me?
Have we lost one mafia? Night 4 was the last time both was mentioned.
tsk... oh well.. glad I wasn't eaten.. Still, I sound kinda stupid in that writeup :p
Andres, is the spelling 'calmth' a typo, or does the SK have a lisp? I only ask because I've noticed that spelling two or three times, and figured I'd better check whether it's significant.
No one ever wanted to lynch you. Someone did place a pressure vote on you at one point, but that was it.Quote:
Vote:Xenoneb What happened to lynching me?
Is people lurking only to pop up a week later and self-vote going to be the new fad? Because it seems like a good cover for scum.
And where did scum get their hands on such a quantity of hydrochloric acid? Which wouldn't instantly dissolve a guy anyway.
Vote: Abstain
Vote: Cahoma
The longer we let scottishranger roam the island, the more powerful he becomes
acto now before its to late!
Vote: Scottishranger
:inquisitive:
How much like Pizza would you say you are, Scottish?
COME ON! WHERE'S THE DISCUSSION!
WHERE ARE THE VOTES!
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Beats up in this island.Quote:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO3-1tZ749M
Helloooooooo!
What's with all the self voting? Are you guys crazy? Like the serial killer? I'm willing to check.
vote: scottishranger
I dunno, I'd be more inclined to look critically at the copycat.
Vote: Daveshack most scummy
The SK must have meant Jarema.Quote:
Lazy McCrow, Xenoneb, Visorslash, Jarema.
One of these is not like the others.
Do you think its worth to use that strategy at this stage in the game?Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh! TheLastDays!
I'd say we get rid of somebody most polemic, or somebody who can do better...
Vote: Oh! TLD!
What kind of strategy is it, that I'm using and that's not worth using? I can do better? I aleady caught one scumbag, now you do something! :tongue:
Seriously, I dislike the selfvote rampage of scottishranger and it looks like a ploy to hide behind to me.
Vote: scottishranger
I don't like what he's doing, and even if he's town he just votes for himself...
Oh the last days should die.
Vote: Oh! TheLastDays!
DaveShack, everyone you vote for gets lynched. Every single person.
Day 1. Lewwyn - Lynched(on day 5)
Day 2. Ishmael - Lynched
Day 3. Chaotix - Lynched
Day 4. Earthling - Lynched
Day 5. Lewwyn - Lynched
You my friend, seem to have one hell of a touch of death. You must be lynched, eaten and then passed. I shall flavor you using a few coconuts and a bottle of skooma I've hidden away from the others. Where did I hide it? You don't want to know...
Vote: DaveShack
And Skooma's Finger of Sobriety: Oh! The Last Days!
You deserve an honorary mention for your excellent scummery this game.
Oh why, thank you! So, anyone got a tally? I think there are two votes on me and I need to know if I have to scummily save my :daisy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skooma Addict
Vote: Abstain, because apparently the only reason anyone is voting for anyone is "because they're scummy."
And what's wrong with that? Where will abstaining get us?Quote:
Originally Posted by Choxorn
Unvote;Vote: Oh! TheLastDays!
Oh noes!
Guys, you are making a mistake. And stop the voting without reasons.
3 Oh! TheLastDays!: Riedquat, DaveShack, Xenoneb
3 Scottishranger: Scottishranger, Oh! TheLastDays!, Arjos
2 DaveShack: edse, Skooma Addict
1 Cahoma: Visorslash
Want me to save you Oh! TLD?
This alone seems reason enough to me not to vote TLD, considering Sasaki's track record with blind accusations in this game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Does Europe have DST?
If so, Unvote; Vote: Scottish Ranger
I'd of course prefer to see Ranger lynched over TLD.
You could have just told the host if you didn't want to play any longer, Ranger.
Then I can vote:Oh! TheLastDays! to put some pressure on him ;)
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
You'll never learn it, guys.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
Waving around a bottle of 18 year old Cao Ila, scottishranger was singing during the proceedings.
Suddenly, he stood up, hesitated a bit, and fell unelegantly on his face. He crawled back on his knees and bursted out in laughter. After a final sip from his most excellent whisky, he managed to stand back on his feet, looking at the gathered tourists who had all gone very silent.
"It's me! I'm the one you're looking for! Kill me! Please, kill me, before I kill all of you one by one."
Perplex, the tourists stared at him. Once the surprise was fading away, four strong men stood up, grabbed scottishranger and dragged him away.
A few hours later, the tourists were enjoying "scottisranger with whisky."
***
Tally
scottishranger: 4 (Montmorency, Oh!TLD, Arjos, scottishranger) :skull:
Oh! TLD: 3 (Xenoneb, Daveshack, Riedquat)
Daveshack: 2 (Skooma, edse)
Cahoma: 1 (Visorslash)
abstain: 1 (Choxorn)
Not voting: 4 (Warman, Cahoma, LazyMcCrow, TinCow)
Alive (14/32):
Montmorency
Arjos
TinCow
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Daveshack
edse
Warman
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Choxorn
Skooma Addict
Killed (12)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Bow-wow-wow
autolycus
hero di classico
landlubber
Tiaexz
Seon
Frozen in Ice
God Emperor
Jarema
Lynched (6)
Beefy187
Ishmael
Chaotix
EarthlingLewwyn
scottishranger
WOG/Suicide (0)
***
It's night. PM's please. Night will last for +/- 24 hours.
Note: edse did not unvote, so his vote on TLD was invalid.
*sniff*
Reminds me of that one Disney film about mice which had an evil rat with a pet cat and...
:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Still, I'll need to address this. I'm not the Mafia in this game, neither am I the serial killer, so stop wasting time by voting me and let's concentrate on finding the real scum. Thanks :bow:
Intentionally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
DaveShacks lynching streak got broken but he's still among the most suspicious together with Arjos and Xenoneb.
Oh... crap...
My vote on TLD wasn't a serious attempt to get him lynched... in fact it was to encourage some discussion... if Daveshack/Xenoneb isn't targeted tonight we should lynch him tomorrow...
Town, where is the post by post analysis of the poeple you are voting for, where is the critical thinking? All these, "eh, why not" votes are not helping and are letting the scum slip by without them having to do anything.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh! TheLastDays!
You tell me there's nothing wrong with voting without reasons, and then, one hour later, tell everyone to stop voting without reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh! TheLastDays!
Interesting.
Why did we lynch the guy who's deciding vote was by himself?
I did post some vote analysis, before the Lewwyn vote. Lewwyn and O!TLD! were voting each other, a common tactic for mafia to avoid being seen as voting for town, at times when nobody else follows along with those kinds of votes. If mafia following that tactic got a bandwagon started by mistake, then they'd switch off and try to stop it by saying it's just an OMGUS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen In Ice
At other times I went along with reasonable looking stuff posted by others, which often results in having voted for the person lynched. Not sure why that's suspicious.
I didn't pick up on that soon enough to change my vote, but I've seen a few times where someone votes himself to try to deflect suspicion. The only other time I've seen serious self votes was in jester situations, which isn't the case here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
TLD was quite happy to lynch Lewwyn. Unless you assume that one of the Mafia sacrificed himself to take suspicion off the other...Quote:
Lewwyn and O!TLD! were voting each other, a common tactic for mafia to avoid being seen as voting for town, at times when nobody else follows along with those kinds of votes.
Sasaki: SR was proving himself a rather useless player; if all he intended to do was joke-vote himself daily and support, if not agree with copy-catters who might be trying to cover up their unsavory natures by it, then surely we couldn't be expected to wait until the endgame for him to potentially bust out some kind of saving grace for the town.
I wouldn't have had him particularly lynched, but TLD has shown himself at least a marginally more reliable player.
Ironic that I was scummy for wanting his lynch the previous day. Shame I forgot to vote for him today, looks like it would have made a difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro