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open

a

rift in the

Space time continuum...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/games/diablo/DMAGE.GIF

to reveal

Spam

surprise

Then a charging moose...http://www.gifs.net/animate/moose.gif

named

rocky http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/wacko.gif

charged from the rift...

and proclaimed

I have gas...http://www.gifs.net/animate/flamet.gif

Before anyone could

Disarm him.

postman

knocks

up

Betty Boop http://www.gifs.net/animate/booper.gif

who poked a

hole

in a tuxedo

wich spammed the...

largest

Hotdog

In Soly's

Rockethttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocket1.gif

which is an al samoud

Quote:

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Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (andy119 @ Mar. 02 2003,14:30)]which is an al samoud.

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Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein (sp?)

sat in his bunker eating humble pie http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/joker.gif

George W Bush saw him .....

and asked him if he knew where osama was http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

Postman

SPAM

screamed Sadam

as he

reached for a nearby protester

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/...appysaddam.gifYour as# is mine

yelled sadam

before he

shoved an al samoude up Bush's

wife's

husband's http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif

anus

and drooled while

no-less-than 25 catholic school girls

flashed

to the postman

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Crowd%20Grin.gifa toothy grin...

as they

entered a no-fly zone

http://www.gifs.net/animate/radar.gifAnd we picked them up on radar

http://www.gifs.net/animate/plane2u.gif

consequently we

retaliated

with WMD's

WMD= Wacky Mothers' Democracy

the WMDS had a huuuuuge

"warhead"

which looked a bit like

b00bs

Which were strangly turning into a

the instrument of Saddam's destruction.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuke2.gifThe boobs explode

the b00bs leave behind a dangerous http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif which can

eliminate the us amry if

it rains

suddenly micheal fish (weatherman) appears on tv and shouts

"Where is Mithrandir"

after wich he is shot because

it is illegal to utter Mithrandir's name.

after which Demon of Light is shot. (period)

( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/joker.gif Good one. I guess an "oops" on my part is appropriate)

Meanwhile

nearby

Frodo

, Sam

,merry and pippin are reading MAXIM

-UM

SPAM PUBLICATIONS while their hands