What if: Doc Oc was a monkey?Quote:
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What if: Doc Oc was a monkey?Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Testicle festival held for a good cause
WOODRUFF, Utah, June 1 (UPI) -- The eighth annual Testicle Festival in Woodruff, Utah, has helped raised nearly $30,000 for charity by dispensing plenty of bull testicles, volunteers say.
Festival volunteer Lori Cornia said in addition to raising donations, the Black Gold Cattle Co. event served plenty of deep-fried bull testicles, also known as "Rocky Mountain Oysters," The Salt Lake Tribune reported Sunday.
"Some people have trouble with them," Cornia said of the festival's culinary delight.
"Just think of it as veal," she added for those a bit leary of the edible undertaking.
I don't know where Hornsby is, but I never want to go anywhere close:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...rom=public_rss
You can guess where from, I expect.Quote:
Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.
CR
As Beatty said at Jutland
"There must be something wrong with our cranes today!"
Looks like Gregoshi has been moonlighting for the Daily Telegraph:
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We Total War players are so whiny about trivial things like poor AI. The Age of Conan players have some legitimate, major issues to deal with - like their character's shrunken breasts.~:rolleyes:
Whew! What a relief that must be.Quote:
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Britain bravely wages the war on intelligence:
By not allowing people with cartoon images of robots with guns on planes.
Apparently, their minds occupy a parallel universe where images can become real.
CR
Multiple Orgasms on the Floor of Parliament
EDIT: Oh my god, how could I miss this... his name is Mr Wood...
I guess he isn't your ordinary stiff politician.Quote:
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A 30 year old man wearing a transformers T shirt? Its nothing to do with terror. We are introducing a no-fly policy for Britain's dweebs, to stop them making Britain look bad abroad.
Making Britain look bad abroad is what our lager louts are for.
He's not even a genned up dweeb.Quote:
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He keeps saying Megatron when it is Optimus Prime. Does he even know what shirt he is wearing?
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I almost feel sorry for this guy...almost
burglar breaks into house.....burglar gets attacked by the american football running back owner of the house with a bed-post...
a timeless story :laugh4:
no kidding? :laugh4:Quote:
Brown County Sheriff Dennis Kocken said Tuesday that the break-in happened late last Friday and the injured intruder remained hospitalized but is expected to recover.
Argh, there be multiple posts here!
Ah, the lager louts have got the better union then, eh?Quote:
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@ The ... numerous ... stories about the football player - Go Packers!
Finally, technology is going to turn us all into eloi.
CR
Double post, and mere minutes apart, but given the magnitude of what I am to post, I think it will be forgiven (especially with all the octople postings today).
*ahem*
My friends, with these turbulent times, what with middle east happenings, war, famine, and the like, it is right that we ask ourselves; what should happen in the event that we suddenly leave this earth?
What would we do if we were taken and those we loved left behind? How would we ensure that they did not suffer in our absence?
I speak, of course, about The Rapture.
Now, praise be, there is something you can do to help those who have been left behind as you descend into Heaven. Something that will be of real benefit.
You can send them an email.
Let not your joyous arrival at eternal happiness stop you from imparting such practical knowledge as lengthy letters on the Biblical scriptures foretelling the Rapture. Truly, those who receive the letters will weep with gratitude.
And all for only $40 a year.
CR
We heard you the first time Ronin :laugh4:Quote:
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Six posts? I am in need of a clap smiley. :gah:
The district line eh? I had a great New Years at The Feathers on Ealing Broadway a couple of decades ago. :2thumbsup:
What bugs me is that the Police requested this, not the people who have discovered the bomb! :laugh4:
Here we come. Italy may have good defence but we have a leopard II A6, courtesy of the army.
https://jimcee.homestead.com/fragTank.jpg
And yes BG this is hosted.
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Sorry, it was not; t'was sucking bandwidth from geenstijl.nl. Hosted & resized for your convenience.~Kukri
What subtle colouring.
Unique camouflage I must say.
Effective though, those swiss dragonteeth didn't stop our orange BEAST OF WAR, going to blow mighty holes in the Italian defence.
As we all know Orange is the Color of a specific type of fruit, roughly named after the Color (or something like that), but what the enemy doesn't know is that Orange is the perfect color for a sneak attack, in that nobody expects you to be charging headlong at the enemy wearing a color so visibly obvious... who needs Digital Camo? Orange will spell out the Enemy's doom.
Gotta love the Netherlands fans, they really do like their orange. Crowd shots during Netherlands matches are always dazzling to say the least.
I'm sure it must have some effect on the opposition, if every time they look up into the stands they are blinded by the wall of orange.
Family Refuses to Part With Goats
FORTVILLE, Ind., June 5 -- Members of a Fortville, Ind., family -- fined by police for keeping pet goats in the city -- say they plan to plead their case to the City Council.
Joshua and Sarah Brown said they have two female goats, one that provides milk for the couple and their seven children and one that serves as a companion to the milking goat, the Indianapolis Star reported Thursday.
"They're friendly. They're pets," Sarah Brown said. "They're the size of large dogs. We take our goats for walks just like dogs. All the kids in the neighborhood come out and pet them. Everybody thinks it's kind of cool there are goats in the neighborhood."
However, police said a complaint was lodged by someone who heard the goats bleating and an officer was sent to investigate. The complainant was not identified, but police said it was not a close neighbor of the family.
The Browns said they paid the first $25 ticket they were given by police, but refused to get rid of the animals after discovering that the law they were cited for violating bans "cows, bulls, pigs, horses, chickens, bees or rabbits," but does not mention goats.
Ah Lemur. Still suffering from Lemur's Disease, eh?
May I refer you to this post.
~;)