Askthepizzaguy Mafia [Concluded]

Askthepizzaguy Mafia


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Papa Gino's pizzeria. August 4th, 1983.



End of Day Two



Michael decided he wanted in on this card game, and tossed in his ante. The marks seemed much more confident they could beat the house this time. A little bit too cocky, perhaps, but only time would tell. Michael decided to continue the tradition of asking for the lowest bets to show their cards first.

Michael: Mister THIS, let's start with you.

ArpeggiateTHIS: I have two aces, can I split them up?

Michael: That's Blackjack. For the last time, we're playing Poker.

Splitpersonality: Two pair, aces and deuces.

civplayah: Blast, I couldn't fill my straight.

Johnhughthom: I bet everything! I'm a high roller, that's how I roll.

Michael: What do you roll in a card game? Let's see your cards.

Johnhughthom: No. Just trust me, I have a full house.

Michael: *lifting the gun* SHOW... THE.... CARDS.

Johnhughthom: three, seven, nine, jack, four. What's that make?

Michael: I believe that makes you bankrupt. Good night, John.

*Michael pointed the gun at John, and opened fire, filling his body with hot, searing lead, and knocking him out of his chair.*

Diana Abnoba: Pair of threes.

Double A: Straight, ten high. Read 'em and weep, boys!

Sasaki Kojiro: Fold.

Crazed Rabbit: Get lost.

Pinman: Too rich for my blood.

Beskar: I'm out.

Skooma Addict: I'll see your 25, and raise you.... EVERYTHING I GOT LEFT!!! I have a flush. All diamonds. I feel like Skooma tonight!

Seon: Oh, not a flush. I can't beat that. All I have is a full boat, queens and aces. Good thing I bet everything too. I guess that means I win.

Michael: No, it means you lose.... I have Four Kings.

*Michael pointed the gun at Seon, and opened fire, blasting his head clean off of his shoulders.*

Skooma Addict: Whoops, I'm out of money! Why did I bet all my chips? I needed that money for my Skooma habit!

*Michael pointed the gun at Skooma Addict, and opened fire, emptying his clip and making Skooma look like swiss cheese*



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Michael: Looks like I cleaned house tonight. Papa Gino's thanks you for your patronage.

With that, Michael slid everyone's chips toward him, and stacked them up nice and neatly, then grinned like a true psychopath. Everyone lost their bets today.

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Tally

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Seon: 137 (25, Cultured Drizzt Fan) (90- all in, Skooma Addict) (1, Beskar) (1, Pinman) (5, Greyblades) (1, CR) (13, Romanic) (1, Sasaki)
civplayah: 134 (10, Diana) (25, Double A) (99- all in, Seon)
Sasaki: 90 (90- all in, JHT)
Crazed Rabbit: 20 (20, civplayah)
ArpeggiateTHIS: 5 (5, Split)
Splitpersonality: 5 (5, Arpeg)

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Slices remaining: (12/17)

ArpeggiateTHIS
Beskar
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Pinman
Romanic
Sasaki Kojiro
Splitpersonality



Sleeping with the fishes: (5/17)

Jolt- Anthony "Tony" Valerio (MAFIA)
Secura- Professional gambler
Seon- Professional gambler
Skooma Addict- Professional gambler
Johnhughthom- Professional gambler

NOTICE:

Because Seon was innocent, everyone who placed a bet lost their money. Those who bet everything lost all of their remaining cash and went bankrupt.... and became slightly deader.


Night Two begins now. Round ends Monday, August 9th, at 1159 (noon) Eastern Time USA. This gives everyone 24 hours to send in night actions if they so choose.

Teehee! Thank you for making up for my early way out, town! :D

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Originally Posted by Beskar

Skooma, where is your drug smoking hippie girl from?

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She came to me in a dream. She flew in through my window surfing on a cloud and handed me a shiny pink bottle. I haven't been the same since. :hippy:

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But seriously, I can't remember where. If I still have the original picture I'll send it to you.

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Originally Posted by Jolt

Teehee! Thank you for making up for my early way out, town! :D

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Your schoolboy-ish enthusiasm brings joy to my enlarged, technicolor heart. :heart:

@Pizza
What is deader then dead? Am I, undead?

@Town

I have an insane suggestion which no one in their right mind would even begin to entertain, so hear me out. How about everyone comes to a consensus about a particular coarse of action as opposed to driving your two clinically insane members into committing suicide?

An alternate plan is to have someone suicide every day phase having them place all their coin on themselves and everyone else places one coin on them as to appease the great pizza god in all his cheesy goodness. By sheer number, we're bound to get the remaining scum as long as the town, as a whole, agrees that winning is more important then their individual wants to be alive. Also, if the town comes to an agreement upon this radical course of action, it will force the scum to have no choice but to adamantly oppose it for transparent reasons. Town is more important then the individual. You all have to agree to something, together, even if it isn't my proposed plan because wasting coin isn't going to get it done, no matter how satisfying it is to be turned into an undead slice of swiss cheese.

I would ordinarily grant an extension due to the forum being down, but it so happens I have the orders from the mafia.

Askthepizzaguy Mafia


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Papa Gino's pizzeria. August 4th, 1983.



Night Two



Romanic got into his car and counted the money he had left. It was time to go home. He wondered whether winning money at Papa Gino's was worth it, considering the death toll so far, but lost his train of thought and started re-counting his money. Then he noticed that there was another vehicle at the far end of the parking lot. Everyone else had left.

Suddenly the lights of that vehicle turned on, and it slowly moved closer to Romanic's car. At this point, Romanic tossed his chips into his glove box and turned the ignition key, and pulled out of his parking space as fast as he could. He felt the other car slam into his, and his face bounced off of the steering wheel.

Romanic: Oh :daisy:... Time to buckle up...

Romanic pushed the pedal to the metal and his car exited the parking lot and went careening into midnight traffic. The vehicle behind him was in close pursuit. Romanic swerved his car in and out of traffic, trying to shake his pursuer. He looked around frantically for a police patrol car, but could not find any. He focused on formulating a plan which could save him....

Vincenzo: Where do you think you're going? Boss wants his payment. Don't make this harder than it has to be...

Romanic of course could not hear his attacker, but spotted a small alley up ahead and to the left. Without warning, Romanic cut his wheel sharply, and swerved across three lanes of traffic, over the solid yellow line, and across 4 lanes of oncoming traffic, without getting so much as a scratch. The oncoming traffic, however, was forced to brake and swerve sharply to avoid him, causing a multi-car accident. He could hear horns blaring, but continued down the alley.

Romanic: That was too close...

It seemed like the accident negated any possibility of his pursuer following him down the alley. He looked up ahead and saw a chain link fence blocking his path, and it looked like a dead end. But Romanic just went faster, and crashed right through the fence, busting up his windshield in the process. He continued down the alley, to the avenue up ahead. When he got there, he waited for traffic to give him space, and then turned right.

Vincenzo: You'll have to do better than that, my Italian friend.

Romanic spotted the Papa Gino's delivery vehicle waiting for him in the next alley over. The car roared into traffic and impacted Romanic's vehicle on the passenger side, knocking Romanic's car into the van driving on his left. Horns blared and traffic slowed, and Romanic sped off. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted two patrol cars parked at a Dunkin' Donuts and honked his horn repeatedly, but the police officers taking a break inside didn't even look up.

Vincenzo: Pull over, Romanic, I just want to talk to you.....

Vincenzo's delivery car slammed into the passenger rear tire, executing a perfect pit maneuver. Romanic's car twisted sharply to the right, and slammed through a street lamp and into a closed coffee shop. The front end was smashed up, and the engine ground to a halt.

Vincenzo: I just want my money. Get out of the car.

Vincenzo shouted at Romanic to exit his vehicle with the money. Slowly but surely, Romanic pulled himself from the twisted wreckage, carrying the case filled with his remaining cash.

Vincenzo: Hold it right there. Don't get cute, just slide it toward me, and then get down on the ground with your arms behind your head, face down.

Vincenzo counted up the money. There was only $87,015.25 in the case, far short of the $150,000 that Romanic owed Michael.

Vincenzo: Romanic, I'm disappointed in you. You know the boss don't like having to send me to collect. With the damage to my car, I'm going to have to charge you another 10 grand to replace it. And you don't have nearly enough money here.


Romanic: I'll win enough tomorrow, I swear!


Vincenzo: No, I don't think so. Nobody wins at Michael's tables. It's all rigged, didn't you know? We played you for a sucker. You needed to go take out a second mortgage or something... rob a bank, whatever. Now, it's time to collect.....

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Vincenzo shot Romanic in the back, firing 20 rounds, until he was satisfied that Romanic would be dead in moments.

Vincenzo: I'll take the $87,015 as payment, and then we'll loot your place for what's left. Blackmail relatives. Whatever. But, since I'm in an especially generous mood.....

Vincenzo took the quarter from the case, and flipped it onto Romanic's dying body.

Vincenzo: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

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Slices remaining: (11/17)

ArpeggiateTHIS
Beskar
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Pinman
Sasaki Kojiro
Splitpersonality



Sleeping with the fishes: (6/17)

Jolt- Anthony "Tony" Valerio (MAFIA)
Secura- Professional gambler
Seon- Professional gambler
Skooma Addict- Professional gambler
Johnhughthom- Professional gambler
Romanic- Professional gambler

Day Three begins now. Round ends Wednesday, August 11th, at 1159 (noon) Eastern Time USA. This gives everyone approximately 47 hours to post and vote.

Moral of the story kids, don't borrow money to play at the Casino. :grin:

Exactly. We're really the good guys. The tax collectors, if you wish. :grin:

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Originally Posted by Jolt

Exactly. We're really the good guys. The tax collectors, if you wish. :grin:

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Shushh you. Go play with worms, flies or whatever is infesting your coffin.

My two top suspects are Peggie and Civplayah.

I will go for Civplayah again.

Wager 20 Credits; Civplayah

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Originally Posted by Romanic

Shushh you. Go play with worms, flies or whatever is infesting your coffin.

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I can't. I convinced them of the amazing profits they can win at the casino, so they went there to play.

nother shot in the dark.

Wager 29: diana

Sasaki you need night vision glasses.

Wager 5: Civplayah try this again, don't really know who else to pick as of yet.

wager 20 credits: ArpeggiateTHIS

CR

roughly 24 hours remain.

fold, wager 29 credits:pinman

I'll have my regular, please. Wager 5: Splitpersonality.

tally.

29 Pinman (Sasaki 29)
25 civplayah (Beskar 20, Diana 5)
20 Arpeg (CR 20)
5 Split (Arpeg 5)
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not voting (6) : Split, Pinman, Greyblades, Double A, civplayah, CDF

Wager 9: Civplayah


Dont really have a reason this time.

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Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan

Wager 9: Civplayah


Dont really have a reason this time.

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besides saving your buddy pinman :beam:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

besides saving your buddy pinman :beam:

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Fine, if you put it like that,

Fold, Wager 20: Pinman

Gave in to pressure extremely quickly...

wager 15: CDF

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Originally Posted by Beskar

My two top suspects are Peggie and Civplayah.

I will go for Civplayah again.

Wager 20 Credits; Civplayah

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Don't you ignore Meh!

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I have an insane suggestion which no one in their right mind would even begin to entertain, so hear me out. How about everyone comes to a consensus about a particular coarse of action as opposed to driving your two clinically insane members into committing suicide?

An alternate plan is to have someone suicide every day phase having them place all their coin on themselves and everyone else places one coin on them as to appease the great pizza god in all his cheesy goodness. By sheer number, we're bound to get the remaining scum as long as the town, as a whole, agrees that winning is more important then their individual wants to be alive. Also, if the town comes to an agreement upon this radical course of action, it will force the scum to have no choice but to adamantly oppose it for transparent reasons. Town is more important then the individual. You all have to agree to something, together, even if it isn't my proposed plan because wasting coin isn't going to get it done, no matter how satisfying it is to be turned into an undead slice of swiss cheese.

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Also, I've only played with civplayah a couple times, but I think his random/sporaticness is just a part of his swagger. It may or may not correlate to his level of scumminess, but then again, some of you would know better then me.

fold; wager 1 credit: Pinman

I am curious as well, Sasaki.

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Fine, if you put it like that,

Fold, Wager 20: Pinman

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...Realy? Thats it, your just going to fold(heh) on the first bump? Would you like us to call you Cultured Whipping Boy?

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Originally Posted by Greyblades

...Realy? Thats it, your just going to fold(heh) on the first bump? Would you like us to call you Cultured Whipping Boy?

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Who do you think is mafia and why?

I dont know to be honest, CDF is my main suspect because of his evasion but its not exactly conclusive enough to put faith into it. Skooma's suggestion was... odd, its allmost impossible for a townie to agree to vote for himself but... gah I realy need some caffeen.

Hmm. Non-commitment from Greyblades.

Fold.
Wager 1 credit: Greyblades.

We need more discussion next round.

CR

No action at the deadline? Boring.

@CR: Interesting that you chose to vote for Greyblades when it was certain that Pinman was being lynched. Why not Pinman?

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Originally Posted by Skooma Addict

Also, I've only played with civplayah a couple times, but I think his random/sporaticness is just a part of his swagger. It may or may not correlate to his level of scumminess, but then again, some of you would know better then me.

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Awww, you called me sporatic! Thanks! But, in all seriousness, Skooma Addict is right.

Just realized- I haven't voted. I'll wager 15 on Pinman.