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Amazingly, I felt quite good. I slept in a little and all was well. Being the sick SOB that I am, I even had a couple of beers last night before bed.
I follow my own rules, and I tend to do quite well. Rarely am I tooo sick.
The trip to vegas? Smashed. And I was even worse the very night before; to the point of puking in my buddy's driveway before crawling home. (we're neighbors).
Life is good.
Don't die. No fat chicks.
Abnyone ever had Jamesin's Iriah whiskey? it's GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
I mean, not high quality, but good for getting drunk with.
And you know you're DRUNK whemn you are wearing aviator galsses at midnight. Wow.
Indeed, dangerous stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
The power of teh internet has been unleashed in my simple abode. A nice birthday gift from me to me. I think I'll get myself drunk tonight to celebrate and try to take advantage of myself. That is, if I don't pass before I reach the bed. :barrel: Tonight is the perfect night to watch some bad ass vikings chop the heads off a few Wendol.
Drinking beer while studying is hard.
Drinking beer is never hard.
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Studying while drinking beer is hard. :laugh4:
Speaking of studying, my exams finish on Wednesday, and after that i have the intention to party!! I think I shall be popping into this thread once I have had one of my cocktails. I do have school the next day, but since the exams are over the lessons are unimportant and I'll just skive off the lessons that I don't like.
hmm I have often wondered how you guys manage to find this thread when you're drunk.
I'm usually glad when I wake up in my own bed...
:balloon2:
I can barely read when I'm drunk...
I am supposed to be drunk right now...
Then again, I've been drunk enough the past days.
My parents are leaving me and my litlle brother home. This should be fun
have anyone put voka in pint of guiness? It is sooo I am getting a wife soon. At lest she puts up with my habit. I just had anuter drik. Oh, I just trew up. I drik fast. I watn to slep. Do you like look your picture. Hav anyone played football and then rugby while druk? It is insan. I av to sleep. I do nit now why people trow up.
I've drunk 1/3 of a pint of rum now and I'm not srunk? What givey? This isn'ztn vwery good rum!
Edit: I just fell off my chair. I think that qualifies me as drunkü!:2thumbsup:
Holy Christ. I drank half a bottle of vodlka I saw 2 chicks make out went to more told everyone I fing loved them and puked. AND WE BE DOIN IT AGIAN TONIGHT
...and so ended another romantic escapade from your favourite Texan, the dashing Strike for the South. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Im so tehj psiseed we got no nanners and my friends are puikinhg everywhere with no vaginai
Indeed. Wise words, my friend.
na-na-nan-anana-n-ana-a .....Batmnma!!!!#!!
If only Aym knew how wasted iam...shed kill me. But eh. I geuss it ht me tonigt that I'm gonoing to be a dad. Yaaayyyyy. *drunkeness*
I broke myself.
I was wrestling a buddy while under the influence last night. As I shot in, I felt my left knee pop. Immense pain immediately ensued.
Now I can barely hobble around. It hurts like hell, but I don't want to go to the ER and wait around all day and night. I'll just go to my regular doc on Monday.
I sure hope it isn't a torn ligament or tendon. I just finished EMT school and am due to join the fire department in the next month or so. :sweatdrop:
That will be the last time I roughhouse. I'm getting too old and I notice that I break much easier than in the past. :no:
Bored. Nothing to do. Nobody to see, talk to, or so anything with. So, it looks like it's another night with my buddy Jameson.
Tastes kinda funky. Probably because I drink it right from the bottle instead of pouring it into a glass. But hey, you should see this bottle... it just begs to be drunk from.
And I have no problem drinking alone. That's a problem other people have. But I sure would like to have someone to talk to. Particularly a nice-looking girl. Then something interesting might happen. And I sure as shit wouldn't be here were that the case. But nope. Noone like that in my deadass home town. :wall:
I feel happy now. al yearnings for the fairer sex have escapef me for now. :2thumbsup:
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How oddly satidfying...
Goddamn, I'm frink. Can't speell for shit. Of course, I coyld if I took the time to try, but hionestly, I don't wanna. This is good enough, and besides it's the drunkarfs thead.
Show me... the weay... to the next... whiskey bar...
no, don't ask why. No, don't ask why.
Show me... the way... to the bext whiskey bar,
No, don't ask why; no, dont ask why.
For... if... we don't find... the next whiskey bar...
I tell you me must die...
I tell you we must die...
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die.
So drink to me
drink to my health
you know I can't drink anymore
drink to me
drink to my health
you know I can't drink anymore
A McCartney fan or a Picasso fan?
Note to self-'Oh, don't worry, the wine is paid for' doesn't mean you have to try and get your money's worth.
Thank god for Alka-Seltzer.
ZIZOU!!
Tranzlation
HOly s@#2 i'm hammered...
Anm I allowed ot S AY THAT"!??!?!?!?!
Edit; I 'll edit 'it out just in caswe
Bluragh ahshshashsah