BKS is pretty suspicious...
Crazed Rabbit
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BKS is pretty suspicious...
Crazed Rabbit
It seems like you guys have a recent trend of getting behind whoever voted first. :dizzy2:
You scared that if you don't go with the crowd they'll name you? :grin:
Haha, I don't vote for the person being named first all the time. Just that BKS has never even ever posted once here. And people are being killed in his lovely Kingdom of Peace and Love! Somethng is not right here.
LLB has a good point. Where is BKS in all of this mayhem? Plotting his next murder, that's where.
Crazed Rabbit
Ice.
I'll vote for Ice too. BKS is definately not one of the killers, Ice on the other hand....
Not saying he didn't do it, but he's been out of town and that's probably why he hasn't been posting too much...
That's so cheap, now how will you all go on now that I, the only handsome villager have been shot to death? I want revenge!
Ice is suspicious
Ice does seem to be a good codename for a Mafioso. Therefore, I cast my vote for Ice as well.
Ok, currently it's 4-4 for BKS and Ice.
If you didn't vote vote yet, now is the time. Once I get one vote from somebody who has been silent this session then we will end it and that person will be executed.
If this doesn't work and still nobody else says anything, then I'll just open up the voting to everybody. First person (it can be anyone still alive) to say either BKS or Ice will be the deciding vote.
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Also, while the deaths I write here may be funny (or at least I try to make 'em that way), it is sometimes real and a terrible thing. One of our players has just had a big loss in the family, so I understand if you want to stay away from this thread for a while.
may I advise for people to vote BKS
(if its valid please add this as a vote)
Not valid, sorry. :sweatdrop:
Vote from the eternal killing grounds :
Ice.
Hey, that doesn't count, you're dead already! UNless of course before you expired after committing sepukku, you wrote the name Ice with your entrails.
Ok, since the only other votes I've received are either from ineligible people or those who have already died I'm re-opening the voting to those who have already voted (and still alive and playing).
If you read this, and nobody's voted yet the say whether it's BKS or Ice, because you will be the sole deciding vote.
If you read this and someone eligible voted, don't bother, sorry. Just wait for me to post the execution.
I said BKS.
Off with his head!
At the town center, Frontroom police officer Big King Sanctaphrax looked shocked when it was determined that he was the killer. He stammered, looking around.
"I-I-You've got it all wrong! I s-swore to uphold the law, not break it!"
Chief of Police Beirut looked at him sternly. "This may be, but you broke your promise. The evidence is overwhelming that you did it."
"Four votes and a tiebreaker vote that was based on pure luck is overwhelming evidence?"
"That's enough out of you," scolded Beirut. We'll now proceed to the execution room." BKS looked positively terrified at the fact that he now had to spend the rest of his (short) life listening to the Crazy Frog really loudly, on an endless loop.
As they made their way into the room, BKS was shaking in fear. His new room had an unconfortable-looking bed, a hard chair, an end table, and one reading light. On the table was a simple pistol. Beirut proceeded to describe what would happen next.
"As soon as we leave, the Crazy Frog song will kick in. As you know, it will go over and over until you finally decide to use that pistol over there to end it all. As you can see, there are no windows and the door is inpenetrable. So there's no trying to escape, mafioso." BKS said nothing, only sweating and twitching.
As Beirut and the rest of the townspeople departed, they could hear the Crazy Frog song kicking in and a scream of pure terror emanating from the room. They continued on their way out, leaving Big King Sanctaphrax to his fate.
Here is the voting total for Session 5:
Big King Sanctaphrax: 4 (+1 tiebreaker vote) :skull:
Ice: 4
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Still alive:
littlelostboy
Shadows
Crazed Rabbit
Uesugi Kenshin
Ice
Rythmic
Kagemusha
Divine Wind
Alexanderofmacedon
discovery1
Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir
Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar
Hiji
SSNeoperestroika
Craterus
Tiberius
Bar Kochba
Zalmoxis
Executed:
Alexander the Pretty Good
Lemur
Peasant Phil
Lehesu
Big King Sanctaphrax
wow.what a horrible death!!
YOU YOU!!! I WAS SO CLOSE TO KILLING ICE THEN YOU HAVE TO BLOW IT!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
I made a rule to myself about never commenting on your guys' votes in order not to reveal anything but with this I couldn't resist.Quote:
Originally Posted by discovery1
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
but what is the Crazy Frog Song? never heard of it.
read this but it might make you think im crazy:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Oh, I'm sorry. Next vote...OFF WITH HIS HEAD!Quote:
Originally Posted by discovery1
The ratio of townfolks being killed by mafiaso and the ratio of 'mafiaso' being executed is 2:1. Furthermore, there's only 10 of us alive. And either one or two of them are the killer. :sweatdrop:
Wow, I single handedly killed BKS!
if my vote was valid it wouldnt be.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. At this point the current situation of kills and votes, followed by the execution, has almost become routine for the villagers. They stopped caring about trying to find the killer(s). All except two.
Littlelostboy was at his house, doing some research. He was trying to make a connection- any connection at all about the deaths, and the ways they died, and who might have killed them that way.
As time went by, Littlelostboy became more and more engrossed in his research. He was making definite progress. Not stopping to eat, drink, sleep, or even use the bathroom LLB pushed forward. Finally, hours later, a result.
"I've got it! I can't believe I've got who a killer is! Wait 'till I tell everyone that-"
Kaboom.
As it turned out, Littlelostboy was so engrossed in his research that he didn't know that a mafioso was sneaking around the house, planting explosives everywhere. He didn't hear the sound of the mafiaman's car driving a safe distance away. He didn't realize what was happening until the explosives were detonated, destroying Littlelostboy and his research forever.
Meanwhile, Discovery1 took a more direct approach to finding the killer. Of course, in this case the killer meant Ice. Who else could it be, Discovery1 thought. Since the townspeople refused to to believe what he knew to be true, he took it upon himself to remove Ice.
Driving to the nearest gun store (odd that there was one in the Kingdom of Peace and Love, but it was convenient), Discovery1 proceeded to purchase a nice, shiny, MAC-10, a submachine gun that would most certainly do the work well.
As he walked out of the store, Discovery1 outlined the plan to himself: Drive to Ice's house, and shoot everything that moves once inside. However, he never even got to the car. Out of the shadows stepped a figure who immediately knocked him out, took his gun, proceeded to tape his mouth shut, take his keys, and tie him up in the backseat of the car.
When Discovery1 woke up, he saw the driver grinning at him in the rearview mirror.
"If you want to survive in this town you have to be sneakier than that," the mafioso told him. "I mean, you were all ready to just assault Ice's house like it was some city in Rome: Total War. And look where you are now. Being taken for a one-way ride. Anyway, I decided to put on some appropriate music. This is where I get off."
A double-tracked bass riff began playing in the car as the driver opened the door and leaped out. The car still kept going, a result of cruise control. As the music kept going (strange beat) Discovery1 realized where he was going: The cliffs. The song's single line was spoken as the car met the extremely pointy rocks at the bottom:
"One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces."
Even after these two alarming kills, apathy set into the Frontroom. Chief of Police Beirut looked more tired than anything else, half his police force executed yesterday.
"Gentlemen," he told the crowd in its usual spot. "It... oh, never mind. You know what to do. Get voting."
If Discovery1 was so sure of the killers identity, then i shall take up his dying sword and strike it down on the mafioso, who goes by the name Ice.
Wait a sec, what if it was a mafia guy trying to frame Ice? After all, Disco was after Ice for a long time.
Here's who's left:
I think it's Rythmic. He hasn't really posted a lot, just kept a low profile, voting in one word posts for whoever's the popular target.Quote:
Still alive:
littlelostboy
Shadows
Crazed Rabbit
Uesugi Kenshin
Ice
Rythmic
Kagemusha
Divine Wind
Alexanderofmacedon
discovery1
Crazed Rabbit
Rising from the charred ruins of his house, the burned corpse of Littlelostboy begin screaming, "Avenge me, people, avenge me..." before a gust of wind scattered his ashes around the town.
I can't believe it, why? Why me???