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I saw that yesterday and, being the geek that I am, immediately wondered about the logistics of such a request. Thousands of post-natal women hooked up to milking machines to supply the quantities necessary. Dietary management to keep the quality and taste consistent and safe. Health screening for infectious diseases. The list goes on. I can only imagine how hard B&J busted out laughing at this. :laugh4:
Mmm, also, human beings take all sorts of medications that cows do not, many of which get passed through to their milk. Just imagine trying to sort out which mommy was on which anti-depressant before hooking her up to the milking machine.
When did PETA get so loony? I'm old enough to remember when they were more about cat shelters and neutering pets. When did they jump the shark?
When they took puppies from shelters and killed them? When they had the bloody 'Your mommy kills bunnies' poster made to give out to kids?
Anyways, a more light-hearted bit of news that proves Catholics have better sense of humor than Presbyterians ( ~;p ) :
(Yes, I'm well aware it could be a fake)
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CR
Would you like your ice cream in a cone:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h...es/conebra.jpg
or a cup?
https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h...ctures/Bra.jpg
I sincerely hope that is real. Awesome. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Crazed Rabbit FTW!
Of course, the only problem with Crazed Rabbit's pikkies is that according to Catholic theology, dogs do not have souls. They are admitted to heaven only as a comfort for their human owners. So if you have a dog you don't like, no heaven. And if a dog has no human master, no heaven. 'Cause they're soulless.
I would go on but this is maybe too silly.
Will you stop ruining our fun with your lousy reality?
CR
According to Cat-holic dogma?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Strongly build they are these swedish chicks.
This is pretty ehhhhhhhhhhh
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7636577.stm
Yar this be a fine haul of booty!
Somalia's pirates seize 33 T-72 tanks
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Two cases of medical mishaps:
Man Sues Doctors After Penis Amputated
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and
Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut
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Goes to show that doctors shouldn't take shortcuts.
Spackle works better I'd think.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Seriously?
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That's when the teller apparently expressed her crime-fighting skepticism.
Chinese news agency reports the successful launch of Shenzhou VII rocket... hours before the actual launch
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On Thursday morning, Xinhua posted a story on its website saying the Shenzhou capsule had been successfully tracked flying over the Pacific Ocean even though the rocket and its three astronauts had not yet been launched.
The article, dated September 27, described the rocket in flight, complete with a sharply detailed dialogue between the three astronauts.
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Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Hey, that's Gawain's hometown.Quote:
Originally Posted by article
Few I thought they where going to breast feed injured puppies.
It's been a while since I ran across a news item so clearly destined for NotW:
32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children. It was at this point that cops went ahead and decided to arrest her.
I'll get in ahead of Gregoshi and ponder why she was so udderly confused. I guess she did it 'cause she cud.
Greg is going to milk this one for all it's worth.
You'd think so, wouldn't you? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Middleton is just outside Cinncinnati - we outta ask Sasaki Kojiro about this one. For all we know, Monday was Moo-day there and everyone dressed up as farm animals... Isn't this where Jerry Springer was once Mayor? Perhaps she was just trying out for the show?
And "smelling of alcohol"? C'mon: who'd do such while sober? I'd need at least half a bottle of Jack to put on the suit, much less walk around in public. :laugh4:
Chuck NorrisArea man punches shark to rescue his dog.
Greg LeNoir watched in horror as the shark's mouth opened wide, chomping a large set of teeth on his beloved 14-pound dog, Jake.
''Noooooo,'' LeNoir shrieked, fearing the worst. [...]
Jake, a 28-month-old dog adopted from an animal shelter, unexpectedly encountered the shark, which was about five feet long. As Jake disappeared under the water, LeNoir conquered his own fear and sprang to action.
''I clenched my fists and dove straight in with all my strength, like a battering ram,'' LeNoir, 53, said Sunday, reliving the frightening ordeal. ``I hit the back of the shark's neck. It was like hitting concrete.'' [...]
The shark let go of Jake, and the dog popped to the surface, frantically swimming the few yards to shore. LeNoir followed, paddling through a red trail of blood from the dog.
At VCA Upper Keys Animal Hospital in Islamorada, veterinarian Suzanne Sigel and emergency on-call assistant Callie Cottrell patched Jake's wounds.
''Amazingly, he wasn't critical,'' Sigel said. ``He's one lucky dog.''
The shark's teeth punctured Jake's skin and some muscle on the dog's abdomen, chest and back in a pattern that looked like ''an upside-down smile,'' Sigel said.
Jake also suffered lacerations on his right side and front left leg, with skin hanging like ribbons, LeNoir said.
''The shark put almost all of Jake in his mouth, except for his head and three of his legs,'' LeNoir said.
Sigel reexamined Jake on Monday and said the pooch is expected to recover.
Beirut would have loved that story.
So do I.
This thread has just punched the shark...
Llamas ruin graveyard
I'm afraid I have no English source for this, but the picture speaks for itself. :laugh4:
https://img110.imageshack.us/img110/...650x367rp8.jpg
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The priest and inhabitans of Engerdal [Eastern Norway] despair as llamas take their share of gras and flowers in the local graveyard.
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The beasts come from a farm that lies a few kilometre north of the graveyard. Farmer and owner of the llamas, John Nygård, understands that people are angry.
According to Nygård, it's young males that flee because they are chased off by the head male who wants the females for himself.
that story couldn't get any llamer.
Alpac-up your stuff and get your coat CA.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
You have no idea how long I spent trying to come up with a pun involving the word "alpaca." Damn your eyes, sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rythmic