I almost want to be lynched, just to see my write-up. It's one of the highlights of joining Andres' games.
(note to edse: that's almost, not actually. Feel free to lynch BSmith :beam:)
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I almost want to be lynched, just to see my write-up. It's one of the highlights of joining Andres' games.
(note to edse: that's almost, not actually. Feel free to lynch BSmith :beam:)
Hey, if the rounds were more 36 hours rather then 24 hours, I could do more then go with my gut and watch people's voting patterns. As it stands, I only have enough time at the moment to scan the thread at the start of the day and vote...or miss voting entirely. Not that that makes me scum or townie....just disappointing on my part.:shame:
Csargo has more votes then me and just as many posts....isn't that suspect or should you worry about that when there is hardly any lynch's left?:shrug:
The 24 hour rounds are indeed putting a damper on the usual town activity.
The Palace - Day 4 - Conclusion
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Don E nodded silently and took a long sip from his whisky.
He looked at BSmith and took a long sip from his whisky.
He sighed.
He looked at Ishmael and took a long sip from his whisky.
"BSmith, the lazy guy."
Another sip from his whisky.
"Or Ishmael, who can't even spell his own name."
Another sip from his whisky.
"Ishmael or BSmith."
Another sip from his whisky.
"I need a moment," Don E said. He stood up and went inside.
Ishmael and BSmith were nervously looking at each other and at the door in which Don E disappaeared.
After only 30 seconds, Don E came back.
"Forgot my whisky, sorry."
And he went back in.
A minute later he came back out, two bottles of whisky in his hands.
"You both probably appreciate this while I take my moment."
Ishmael and BSmith both took a bottle, opened it and started drinking.
Hours passed. Ishmael and BSmith were both drunk, laughing, singing and crying all at the same time. A villager brought them even more whisky.
Suddenly, Don E came out.
"So, this is exciting, isn't it?"
Both men hardly reacted.
Don E went back in.
An hour later, he came out, clearly under influence of something. He was wearing a dark cloak and was in the comp''any of two women.
"BSmith!" he said.
BSmith stood up, his head down. Ishmael had tears of hapiness falling down from his sheeks. You could hear him whisper "Thank you. Oh thank you Great Lord. Thank you, thank you thank you."
Don E looked at BSmith. "You're free to go."
BSmith couldn't believe his luck and quickly ran away before Don E could change his mind.
Ishmael stared at the Don in disbelief. "But, Great Lord, I'm the Nae'blis."
"No, you are not. The Nae'blis is able to spell his name. You are not."
"But, but, but..."
"How many times have we been here? How many times did I have to torture you, kill you, make you suffer because of your misspelled name?"
"Ehm, well, it's just that it's not easy to change your name once you've picked one. People..."
"People are just resources! Surely, one of the Forsaken doesn't care about ordinary men?"
Ishmael opened his mouth, but an invisible force closed it.
"I'm not interested in whatever you have to say. I'll leave you in the hands of Graendal and Moghedien whom I summoned for the occasion.
The two women standing next to the Don came forward. They were both wearing black leather jackets, black leather boots, showed some serious cleavage and had endless legs. One was blond, the other one had brown hair. They both looked stunning. Those were the advantages of the excellent plastic surgery available in this Era.
"Hi, 'Nae'blis'," the blond said, stressing the word and grinning.
Ishmael tried to scream, but he couldn't. He reached for the one true power, but was blocked by a wall. He panicked. Suddenly, something hit him. A deep wound, invisible for others, but he felt it the more. Something cut him off from the source. He had lost his ability to Channel! He wanted to cry, but he couldn't. Packed Air held him at his place. Suddenly, he felt something touching him. Inside his head.
What followed can only be described as an explosion of orgasms. He wanted to scream and cry out of pure pleasure and joy, but he couldn't. This was so pleasant that it could kill him. Deep inside him, he became scared, but it wasn't possible to think. Suddenly, it stopped.
"You see," Graendal told Moghedien. "The pleasure zone is really close to the pain zone. I once killed a man because I gave him too much pleasure. Anyway, now I'll show you were the pain centers are. If you do it carefully, it can take years before he dies while he's in constant pain."
All of the sudden, a silver line appeared and opened. At the other side was a barren wasteland, cold and windy. Something lifted Ishmael and toghether with Graendal and Moghedien he disappeared through the gate...
***
***
Ishmael: 4 (Chaotix, Darth Feather, autolycus, BSmith) :skull:
BSmith: 4 (TinCow, Askthepizzaguy, Makrell, Riedquat)
TinCow: 2 (Jarema, Arjos)
Jarema: 1 (Xenoneb)
Csargo: 1 (White_Eyes:D)
White_Eyes:D: 1 (Ishmael)
robbiecon: 1 (TheFlax)
Not voting: 4 (ACIN, Csargo, robbiecon, Cornelius)
***
@Cornelius is replaced by @edse
@robbiecon is replaced by @Visorslash
***
Alive (17/29)
Riedquat
BSmith
autolycus
Jarema
TinCow
Darth Feather
Makrell
Csargo
Chaotix
Arjos
White_Eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
TheFlax
a completely inoffensive name
edse
Visorslash
Xenoneb
Killed (8)
edse
Zack
The King
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Montmorency
LazyMcCrow
El Barto
issaikhaan
Lynched (4)
Nightbringer
Elite Ferret
GeneralHankerchief
Ishmael
WoG/suicide (0)
Replaced (2)
edse replaced Cornelius at the end of Day 4
Visorslash replaced robbiecon at the end of Day 4
***
It's now night. Night will end within
Since there seems to be a feeling that the days are too short, I'll make the next day phases 48 hours long; the night phases will stay at 24 hours :bow:
Bravo!
He's referencing things I don't know! :uneasy: :scared:
There are only 4/5 lynches left - choose wisely!
The write-up reference is to the Wheel of Time series, whose final book came out recently.
It was finished by someone else with the instructions of the original writer.
Sheesh Graendal, couldn't you have been sloppy like Semmirhage and killed me with the pleasure part?
Vote: Reidquat
Night vote: Pazzi ~:smoking:
The Palace - Night 5 - Conclusion
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Chaotix was a smart man.In fact, he wasn't just a smart man, he was a genius. For these last few months, he had been working on a revolutionary car. A car which was fast but also very economic. He had found the secret to let the car drive on air. Simple air. No pollution and the resources were limitless. In fact, the car cleaned the air in the proces. He had just saved the entire planet!
While he was enjoying his ride late in the night, he came accross what seemed to be a McDonalds drive-in.
"Odd," he thought to himself, "I can't remember that being there yesterday".
That said, Chaotix did feel hungry, so he entered the drive in.
"Good evening sir," a man standing next to the drive-in said to him. "This is a very special drive-in. You just need to drive your car into that box over there and revolutionary high-tech equipment will note down your order, give you your food and take the money from your account.
"Marvelous!" Chaotix, the inventor yelled. "Let's try this out."
Chaotix drived his car into the box when suddenly metallic sounds started. The walls of the revolutionary box came near. In fact, it wasn't some high-tech revolutionary thing, it was a disguised car crusher...
***
"Woo! Hee!" the clown said, jumping up and down. He jumped in his car and drove around, some of the finest pizza's on his backseat.
When he arrived at his first destination, he got out from the car and rang the doorbell.
The door opened, but there was nobody.
After five minuts of waiting, Askthepizzaguy's curiosity got the better of him and he entered the house.
"You're dead," a voice whispered.
"No, I'm not," Pizza replied.
"Oh yes you are."
"No, no, no! I've still got pizza's to deliver. If you insist, I'll come back after my work day is over, which will be within three weeks."
The voice laughed softy.
Suddenly, strong arms grabbed Pizza and somebody stabbed him in the back with an ancient scimitar. While he was watching the blade, with his own blood dripping from it, he sighed.
"They won't be happy. I'm sure this will go off my salary..."
***
The Palace - Day 5
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It was early in the morning when the remaining villagers gathered before Don E.
"Two more," he simply said and he stared at the villagers.
Slowly, he took his bottle and sipped from his whisky.
***
Alive (15/29)
Riedquat
BSmith
autolycus
Jarema
TinCow
Darth Feather
Makrell
Csargo
Arjos
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
a completely inoffensive name
edse
Visorslash
Xenoneb
Killed (10)
edse
Zack
The King
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Montmorency
LazyMcCrow
El Barto
issaikhaan
Chaotix
ATPG
Lynched (4)
Nightbringer
Elite Ferret
GeneralHankerchief
Ishmael
WoG/suicide (0)
Replaced (2)
edse replaced Cornelius at the end of Day 4
Visorslash replaced robbiecon at the end of Day 4
***
It's now day. Day will last for 48 hours.
Boo! Poor showing killing off one of the more active players. :rtwno:
Alas, replaced as soon as I remembered I was indeed in this game!
EDIT: I'm also willing to replace back in if Visorslash doesn't show up to replace me.
My compliments to the author of the kill writeups, be they Andres, the mafia, or some combination thereof. They really make me laugh. :laugh4:
Vote: TinCow, for his much ado about nothing ^^
You guys should try and bring some lurkers forth, as happy as I would be that TinCow gets lynched for being his scummy self, it's not very helpful for townie activity.
Vote:a completely inoffensive name
Ouch. Guess this game won't be seeing any mod action for a while.
All you hooligans feel free to un-:daisy: all of your :daisy:'s, we'll never ever catch you...
"Hang a lampshade on it" is literary-slang for acknowledging that you are doing something obvious and blatant and then making fun of it in some way.
I'm not really sure if El Barto is using it correctly. Maybe from the point of view of an outsider watching the entire game...
My goodness I have no judgement. TinCow it is then! ...although Arjos is walking with a swagger this morning.... hmmm. I have no idea.
I think Tincow is actually helping the town. A lurker might be a better vote. vote: Xenoneb
His biased cases on obvious non-scum, that ended up lynching at least one of them, you mean?
Though to be fair, I'm fine with Xeno's lynch aswell, at least a lurking mafia has to be there, looking at overall activity...
But I think, I've seen him forgetting about an org game already, so not out of his character (I'm guessing he's on several fora)...