Those blokes could have done with a pointed stick! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
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Those blokes could have done with a pointed stick! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
*shudders*
35 seconds into that video, Lemur, and I pity whatever side the yellow woman argues for.
Crazed Rabbit
cool method to calculate
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1621...564/index.html
Thank you very much for posting these, Pannonian. I'd almost forgotten about Enfield's Cholmondley-Warner series. I adored them from the moment I saw the first one at some time in the 1980's. Unsurpassed. Best spoofs ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
:bow:
catwalk catastrophy, always fun
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1638...ec6/index.html
Knoxville murders, not fun at all, the horror that just didn't make the news. Thought our media was pc.
one of the victims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA0tqGI4CTs
And this is what happened to her and her boyfriend. Pretty naughty.
For those that don't know the story on January 6th, 2007 Channon Christian, 21 and Christopher Newsom, 23 were on a date when Black assailants carjacked and kidnapped them. The terror of their next days only just began there however as they were forced to endure some of the following:*Channon was tortured and repeatedly raped for a period of two days by five Black assailants, including a Black woman.
*While she was still alive, Channon's breasts were cut from her body.
*The Black assailants poured toxic cleaning fluid down her throat to destroy DNA evidence.*Channon's boyfriend Christopher was tortured and forced to watch the rape and torture of Channon.
*While still alive, the assailants cut off Christopher's penis.
*Christopher was shot, bound and his body wrapped up in bedding and set on fire.
*Channon's disfigured corpse was dumped in a trash can.
All I can offer is a pistol shrimp.
Nancy Grace losing it at her producer. Very, very funny, although I seriously doubt the ending bit is real. I hope it's real, though.
According to the police, only the cleaning fluid is backed up by evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
"Claims made over the Internet that the couple were sexually mutilated are absolutely not true," said John Gill, special assistant to District Attorney Randy Nichols. [9] Gary Christian, father of Channon, said that although the victims had been tortured, 75 percent of the internet speculation surrounding the crime is untrue.
Wheel chair boy band... Nice to see these guys having some fun
(English only folks skip to just under a minute)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlrvCcjilk
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, then it's not so bad after all, we all go a little crazy sometimes. I don't buy it. Does that state have capital punishment, these guys should be made crispy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
How many times can a politician avoid answering a question?
Answers on the back of a postcard please. :laugh4:
uhm, oops.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1703...8e8/index.html
Ok, this is funny.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1699...f74/index.html
We need teachers like this.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1715....html#27688431
Ground 1 Skater 0
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1705...30a/index.html
Now there's a shotgun, Or, What you would use to kill Bigbird:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FeeamC4qk&NR=1
Crazed Rabbit
May I invite UK posters to go see this.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUsNQkV6o04
:shame:
Classic rockers sing today's songs.
Click
Great video, Louis.
And is it just coincidence that your post is #666? Appropriate for the songs being sung.
Crazed Rabbit
Sarkozy drunk at G8 summit! :barrel:
Clicky.
Relax, you don't need to understand it to realise the state he's in. Sarko just returned from lunch with Putin, who must've tricked little Nicolas into a vodka drinking contest and no doubt emerged gloriously.
The iron KGB man probably didn't even blink when downing a liter of vodka. God only knows what he made Sarko agree to...
Hehe...
:laugh4:
Great videos Louis!
I bet that's you. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Hehe hey Bush what time is it, why don't you check your watch. Hey, where did that watch go? MUHA PWNED
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1767...a13/index.html
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1768...176/index.html
The Spanish Inquistion as a musical comedy
"Torquemada - do not implore him for compassion.
Torquemada - do not ask him for mercy.
Torquemada - do not beg him for forgiveness.
Let's face it, you can't talk 'im outta anything!"
A critique of the UK national press.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyi7lEoAL8
Baas Bea.
Ode aan Bos.
Alle gekheid op een stickje.
Seriously, there's some gems on there for Dutch viewers! :laugh4:
'Dat torentje zit helemaal in het begin' :2thumbsup:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
:balloon2:
Horse pwns horse
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1790...fef/index.html
Mario Frustration. This is the funniest movie I've seen and I actually watched all 23 minutes of it. It's worth it. Funny accent, plus halarious reactions.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...03272262158881
If you're wondering about why some people hate cops and/or TSA (federal airport security) here it is:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8eb_1178867537
Crazed Rabbit
Lovely. First we shoot a guy that's just back from Iraq who dies and then this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
Charlie the Unicorn - Really great.
Will Ferrell vs the 2 year old landlord
http://funnyordie.com/videos/74
Only fun for dutch members who don't read de Volkskrant.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7201...2d3/index.html
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Hehe this one is very well made indeed.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1842...4bd/index.html
I'm tingling and trembling with this new find. I mean, this is epoch-making, end-times stuff. This is the sort of thing I never thought would happen in my lifetime. This may be one of the seven seals.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Steven Segal music video.
Here are the opening scenes of 'Les Visiteurs'. It is in French, there must be a version with English subtitles, but I can't find it on YouTube. Les Visiteurs is a French comedy from 1993, a huge box office hit.
I am posting it here, because that king you see, is Louis VI the Fat ('le gros'). Well not me personally, but my namesake. He's the guy with the big moustache and grey beard, 00:55 and beyond.
Set in 1123, Louis is doing what a French noble is supposed to be doing: pissing off an 'anglois abominatis' by, erm, 'doing' his female relatives. The eventual plot is about a few medieval characters being transported to the twentieth century, with all the confusion that creates. It is a fun movie, if you ever come across it at your video rental store, check it out. Very much low-brow humour, but funny.
I second Louis' recommendation - The Visitors (French Version, haven't seen the American version) is a good film.
Lemur; at least Segal retains what little dignity he has, unlike, say, Hasslehoff.
Crazed Rabbit
I still say it's a sign of the End of Days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
This one's for Strike. New medication available without prescription, guaranteed to make you happier.
Some hardcore parenting to do with this one, I say 1 year hard work at a farm, maybe she would apreciate getting a lexus for her birthday some more.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1882...d56/index.html
Disgusting little youknowwut :thumbsdown:
I guess that's this MTV series about spoiled rich girls who want a perfect 14th birthday to polish their image.:inquisitive:
Most of them deserve some :whip: , there was one who didn't like her new luxury car because it had the wrong colour.:wall:
I'll give you a reason to complaint if you don't shut it my father used to say, I dunno, when I was 15 I was washing dishes untill 4 pm. Not that my folks can't afford a lexus, but I mean a lexus? How will that spoiled psychosiscontainer ever apreciate getting anything at all?
Don't we all love it when a telemarketeer calls.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1869...678/index.html
Heh heh heh! Good clip :)
Something to show the whippersnappers what they missed when I went to school. (Gotta love those Yorkshire accents :2thumbsup: )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-xZnnPhN8
Keep an eye on the young lad who has been given a message for the beak. :laugh4:
Sounds almost like dutch to me.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Terrorists: Even in death they terrorize our brave soldiers:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45a_1182306081
Crazed Rabbit
It's funny and all, but really, searching dead Arabs pockets for food and eating it on camera for laughs is not good PR. Neither is taking religious items from the dead and poking fun with it. Sorry, this is a lighthearted thread and not really meant for extensive political commentary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
But terrorism is not something to be taken lightly. You can see it's devastating results in this video of Norwegian terrorists who are trying to cause a high-speed train to move off course. :no:
Seen that one before(obviously forgot to post it here) Louis, but I'm still shocked at the terrorists determination and the impact of their despicable deed.:sweatdrop:
I can't go back to savoury now!
By Jilted John no less............
Gordon is a moron.
Splendid timing.
:2thumbsup:
Great stuff. I've been watching these Robot Chicken videos for the last month. They're a riot!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
This one is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxlRhFgNkMU
I can't take the test
Farfour is caught cheating.
Why?
The Israeli's destroyed his notebooks.
I couldn't get away with that.
Big cats pwning lesser animals. Don't watch if you like hyena's.
Uh what? No link? okok there was no link
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1940...9c5/index.html
Helping minorities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1BJ...elated&search=
Way to handle powertools!Twoone thumbsup! God what a twat.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2000...7d2/index.html
~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Didn't think I'd ever see that. Must be rather hard to realize that you just cut off your thumb because you were distracted. A good reason to be extra careful all the time. And I know a guy who did pretty much the same IIRC, he has just one thumb left, so bringing it to the hospital might not help a lot.
edit: you might want to add a warning that it is kind of...graphic... ~;)
Lost one of my fingers (well half of it) when I was moving a fridge, friend dropped it and my finger was cut off, doesn't hurt that bad really, or at all. What does hurt however, is when they put it back. The needle goes straight into the wound, and I am no talent, but even I have sung a better tune.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
I think that video's a fake.
CR
Talking with Fatima, the latest hit in Gaza :beam:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2021...c23/index.html
Screw Knut, this is officially the cutest thing ever.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2068....html#29432321
I am melting :2thumbsup:
Ar-50? Couple grand.
.50 caliber ammunition? $1 a bullet.
Getting shot with a .50 caliber ricochet of a bullet you fired in the head and surviving?
Priceless.
http://www.digg.com/lbv.php?id=2366304&ord=1
CR
A timely reminder that it isn't guns that kill people. :shame:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww disgusting! A leech eating a worm. The almost mechanical nature of lower organisms never stops scaring me witless. One of the scariest moviescenes I know is from King Kong. The guy that gets eaten by these wormcreatures.
What a nightmare.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2077...fae/index.html
LoL. I didn't know The Onion was doing video now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
"...Nigeria has been the first country to have its economy totally collapse, with 90% of its ventures online..." rofl.
Welcome to Hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJA9RPX9mRY
I've seen a lot complaining here lately about US troops abusing Iraqis. It's coming mainly from british people on here who must think their troops are angels.....I got news for ya' you have a few bad apples in your military too.
WARNING: The link contains scenes of violence. BG
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
For your viewing pleasure, British soldiers beating the :daisy: out of little iraqi kids. (starts at 40 seconds in) :no: