No more volcano here, just a science fair fart.
Time to close the lid on this stale pizza.
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No more volcano here, just a science fair fart.
Time to close the lid on this stale pizza.
Good theory. Excellent retort.
Murska and atheotes just townies, then, three card?
Don't call me that. As I said, Murska is far likelier to be third party than scum here.Quote:
Good theory. Excellent retort.
Murska and atheotes just townies, then, three card?
Am I bussing them? Good, let's bus em. Let me wriggle and writhe while I'm still alive, watching all my friends die.
So you're saying there's 2 scums left and 1 third party. Velly interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
If I bus my final remaining partner, boy, I'm pretty screwed aren't I. Let's make that happen next.
Who are my buddies, Monty?
No, 3 scums and Murska possibly third party. There have to be at least the 3 scums for this to be LYLO.Quote:
So you're saying there's 2 scums left and 1 third party. Velly interesting.
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Who are my buddies, Monty?
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Originally Posted by Montmorency
How does town win if it's 1 neutral, 3 scums, and 1 third party hostile?
We don't have enough lynches remaining for that. We have 3 lynches. Town is all done playing if that were the case.
I am not third party. Hardclaim vanilla.
Vote: Pizza
Excellent timing.
It's like you were hanging out deciding what to do, and then you just did it. Amaze.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...f844a7c9d7.jpg
I'm Pizzaman, and I rattle cages.
Oh Murska. You truly are the weakest link. Good bye.
Vote: Murska
Actually, I just woke up.
Pelican, DP101, go go go
Let's finish the pizzaguy so there's no leftovers.
I am the tastiest prize. Watch for the heartburn tho.
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Originally Posted by Murska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA
Nine, seven, five - all the Mafia are dead!Quote:
We don't have enough lynches remaining for that. We have 3 lynches. Town is all done playing if that were the case.
Three - we still playing? Lynch third party. Tried and true.
Sure, Murska is third party today conveniently.
Good job finding excuses not to push him.
Reidquat is awesome, but relying on him for parity is suicide.
We have three lynches. As soon as we go -1 townie, the game is over.
It basically says so at the start of the day. It's lynch or lose.
1 townie gone, poof. So we don't have 4 lynches. We absolutely have to think of it as only three.
My opinion.
Alive:
Al Sipsclar
Askthepizzaguy
atheotes
Dp101
GeneralHankerchief
Montmorency
Murska
Pelican
Riedquat
Of these, scummy:
Al Sipsclar
ATPG
GeneralHankerchief
GH is scum theory again.
It's amazing. Me and GH both claimed town powers ages ago. I crumbed it from the start.
The only way GH is scum is if I'm scum, so I'll give you that much.
Nat ganna lanch him. You lynch me and it's game over, so I can literally guarantee you'll never lynch GH.
Murska and Monty both think Al Sippy cup is my partner.
Running out of spaces to put one, eh?
I call on my ever-shrinking coalition of AWOL people, people who think I'm scum, and guy who isn't even a townie to end a scumbag today.
It will be the most improbable victory of all time.
Will any of atheotes, Murska, or Monty actually vote for the other today? Stay tuned.
Pizza, why not give us a good time and convince me to vote myself, for all the sense you make?
Well, is there any universe where you would vote for either atheotes or Murska?Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
No? Then don't waste my time.
Pizza and Monty
They're both so taunt-y
I can really sense the genuine
Affection shared between the lines
And
They're probably both scum
They didn't lynch each other, how come?
Could it be
they're secretly
part of one big conspiracy
It's all theater, folks
I guess I must think you're just dopes
Because my plan all along
Was to vote you all til you sang along
Huh?
Yep, that was my plan
(Nice to meet you, name's Dan)
I masterminded everything
And now a townie's gonna swing
And I'm here to rub it in your faces
then burn your bodies so there's no traces
And light up my fat victory cigar
And drive off in a stolen car filled with caaaaaaash
Or maybe Monty and Murska are who you need to caaaaaatch.
I got important shit to do, as you can see. I can't be bothered with dead ends.
@GeneralHankerchief
I'm currently singing a "scummy, jaunty tune", quite literally.
This is clearly meant to pocket you, because you always love it when I do that, amirite? You don't have any bad memories of that happening.
This is why I don't do sales in real life.
If I'm being honest with people, I can't persuade for shit. It's only in the format where I'm playing a game with friends that I can become an amazing liar.
If I'm being honest with people, I'm more like an irritant that won't go away.