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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty
(What's with the full sentences everywhere? Use a comma already! :devilish:)
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey.
(just change the periods to commas.) :D
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin who eats mooses
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin who eats mooses
but only chocolate
Sorry I was so used to the 4-word story I added an extra word with the Sarah Palin bit. :embarassed:
Check out my evil postcount!
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin who eats mooses
but only chocolate covered real ones.
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin who eats mooses
but only chocolate covered real ones.
The Org Frontroom
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Re: 3 word story
In Liechtenstein's secret submarine the seamen all said "Hey" because they forgot their schnapps and lederhosen and he ate all the cashews around. Mister Peanut drank milk and had smelly diarrhea. He Try Ice cubes wrapped bacon and with Milk but no cashews and he is very upset that his goldfish died. He then ate pirohi and goldfish, he was allergic to cookies and beer. Especially Beer. Damn that beer! It was so disgusting - he farted! He farted FIRE!!! He then said, "that burned!" Harry then cried lemonade. All the seamen danced fabulously to THE SCATMAN!!!! (pipaparapow!) Then he said, "I'm Harry Potter!", and was killed. Dumbydore resurrected him, but he died. Then Teutonic knights charged at windmills singing God save all cows! Then Mordavia's Devon Aidendale ate a cookie.Then he pee rainbows and kitty-cats. He'd been smoking homemade cookies and drinkig dish soap, because they ran for 6 feet. He then fell on a spudand he said "ouch!!", then died. He came back as a zombie, and died again.
The Romans then examined chipmunks for Illegal substances and roman ear wax. Cato tripped over
my great grandmother's knickerbockers. Cato's spleen was then sacrificed to appease Cthulhu.
Then Dolly Parton... was sacrificed aswell, then family guy was called off because stewie died of premature ejaculation and he liked to eat mushy urinal cakes. "Mommy! I came early!" He cleaned himself, using a toothbrush around his special prosthetic <ahem>.
Finally, drunk men decided to spank albino chicks, sober ones with rabbits under their skirts, which are quite ...exciting... especially when they like to nibble through the promiscuous anal canal of rabid Bactrian camels. "You perverts!" Cried John the Baptist as he pulled out his enormous thick and purple holy vimto drink.
Meanwhile, Godzilla farted scents from mad houses, in Glasgow,this storys awful so lets restart, said the crazy SANE RESTARTING PERSON and his wrists new story here... but it doesn't make him cry so he keeps his little dream of continuing the conquest to restart... the broken lawnmower. But instead gasps "my lawnmower is a virgin! noooooooooooooooooo! Cherry popping lawnmowers can be dangerous because they can ruin sex education while you're eating and he pukes. Meanwhile, grandma's urethra burned when she vommited.
The End times are almost never close. Except when they are.
Vladimir d'Brittany restarted the perverted lawnmower to kill Huns because they smelled like Spam®. Attila also spammed sometimes with a virgin who spammed too. He always liked it when she screamed out in intense pain when he shoved his great big massive hairy giant of great big gigantic godzilla of a gargantuan ginormous elephantine collosal enormous diseased putrid stinky sweaty stained spotted purple headed warrior of a burnt sausage into her nose. She cried loudly as the spam invaded this peaceful, yet strange, forum. Eating White Creamy steamy hot gooey tin foil suits which fit well on camels is kind of disturbing that it's false though it's true. Although the probabilities are quite improbable. Anyway, the mighty ducks played hockey. As does Sarah Palin who eats mooses
but only chocolate covered real ones.
The Org Frontroom is my favorite