This inspired me from the Abortion topic.
How many kids do you want to have?!
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This inspired me from the Abortion topic.
How many kids do you want to have?!
None , they are a pain . I took them to the circus the other week , it was really dissapointing . The circus owner told me that they are not allowed to buy children anymore , what is the world coming to eh ?
Anyone want to buy some children ? they are quite tame and house trained .
Rofl!!!!!!!!!! ~d ~d
Actually, yes. I have a mineshaft that would probably fit them very well. How much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
*rolling on the floor laughing* ~D
Come on, you're so cruel....
I would like about 40 kids, like the King of Arabia ~D
I really dont know yet.Maybe two. :bow:
Modest, but noble. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
I wonder how many Gawain and JAG want.
For worlds peace sake i hope not so many. ~D
But you have to take care of them.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Five! ~:grouphug:
none, zero, nada, zip, nein....
get the idea?
I used to not want any.
Now I just want a baby girl. Me and my gf are planning to produce the first ever Greek-Malay hybrid ~D . Alternatively we would like to adopt a girl from one of the countries where female children, if lucky, are thrown in orphanages ( China or India etc ).
So, when there is money and there is time I m planning to try until I have a daughter. I suppose I dont have to say how much stories like ' they had 4 sons before they got a daughter' scare me. I was a young boy once, they are a pain in the ass. Girld though are nice and cute and polite and their heart belongs to daddy ~:)
So No more than 2 I think and ideally 1.
Ten years ago, I wanted to populate the world with four of my offsprings. After seeing how difficult life is, I now want only two children.
Kids are incredibly irritating-at least really young kids.
Maybe I'll foster some older ones.
I'll adopt 1 or 2 children, the world is allready over populated so why don't we first take care for the ones that allready exist?
I say two. Wife says 3. Either way, I'll be okay.
Thanks to abortion, none ;)
None deserves to spend his life on this planet.
2 for me
Six. The world is entitled to my genes. Who am I to withold them Louis I to Louise VI ?
:tiny: :tiny: :baby: :kid: :gbow: :scholar:
If I ever get married, probly 1 or 2...no more than that tho :dizzy2:
None. I think kids are annoying.
As many as will be born due to my carelessness..... And they all get a nanny... ~;)
4
I like kids...they are only annoying if they are brought up poorly. Being a good father would be the ultimate achievement.
Will Louis the VI be the *true* Fat one then? ~D ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
As for me I'm undecided. It all depends on how drunk I get in the near future. ~:cheers:
None, bringing children into this world should be a criminal offence ~:)
perhaps two, depends what my partner wants :heart:
None, No one is bad enough to deserve being raised by me.
Picture it *superbowl time*
Little Tony: Dad! I'm hungry!
KoA: SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOU SLIMELY LITTLE PEICE OF [expletive][expletive]! Can't I watch the [expletive] superbowl in [expletive] peace? *throws little T out the window*
You cruel man!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
man...this is historic...i think we finally agree with something ~D
*just replace the superbowl with the football(soccer) world cup ~;)
Sound like me some years ago, hated kids...
...well I think it all comes down to being with the right person...
...when you are with a person you really love and want to grow senile with then you get this warm and fuzzy feeling about having a family and the idea of little kiddies running around doesnt seem bad anymore...
...i think its hormonal :help:
i don´t hate kids....Quote:
Originally Posted by rasoforos
i have a little 1,5 year old cousin and i love the little guy... playing with him, sitting on the couch watching "where´s nemo" that he´s absolutely nuts about..
but you know what?....i love even more knowing that after a couple of hours i can go back home and he doesn´t come along....catch my drift? ~;)
there´s a portuguese band that has a famous song where they sum it up.."i love the laughter of other people´s children" ~D