The Ethics of renting a midget?

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12-29-2005, 20:13
Strike For The South

The Ethics of renting a midget?

http://www.rentamidget.com/

These guys are for real if any of you live in California you can rent a midget for 100$ to preform shenanigans and tomfoolery!!!
12-29-2005, 20:25
Devastatin Dave

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

I see no difference in this as to renting a clown for a kid's birthday. The price is a bit steep though, I wonder if they have 1/2 off days. You know, save a LITTLE because every LITTLE bit helps. Oh well, I'm a little SHORT on time, gotta head down the yellow brick road. Later, keep it on the down LOW...:tongueg:
12-29-2005, 21:59
Just A Girl

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

You cant seriously leave all that in Devistating Dave lol....
could be considered Kind of a lil hurtfull to some.

as for the topic
i dont see much of a problem with it though, there choice.
12-29-2005, 22:19
Byzantine Prince

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

This is even more funny than that rent a German thread. I wonder if I could rent ah-dut. :annoyedg:
12-29-2005, 23:19
Ja'chyra

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

I see no difference in this as to renting a clown for a kid's birthday. The price is a bit steep though, I wonder if they have 1/2 off days. You know, save a LITTLE because every LITTLE bit helps. Oh well, I'm a little SHORT on time, gotta head down the yellow brick road. Later, keep it on the down LOW...:tongueg:

Ah...

hahahahahahahaha :rtwyes:
12-29-2005, 23:46
Devastatin Dave

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.:gring:
12-30-2005, 00:16
Taffy_is_a_Taff

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?
12-30-2005, 01:08
Slyspy

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

I'd rent a midget so long as he stayed in a little cage and I could poke him with a stick every now and then. A midget in a cage would make a great pub sign: Welcome to The Angry Dwarf! Warm beer and cold food served daily. Don't mind the lil fella swearing at you in the car park.

Seriously, if they want to hire themselves out for entertainment purposes then fair play and good luck to them.
12-30-2005, 02:37
Alexanderofmacedon

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

It's fine if they are willing to do it. There may be good money in that, which they couldn't get elsewhere. With little midget families, you might need a lot of money to support your family...

I may rent a midget, just to chill though...
12-30-2005, 05:03
Devastatin Dave

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?

I can make large amounts of beer disappear.:gring:
12-30-2005, 05:13
Taffy_is_a_Taff

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

say we filled a tub with beer.
say we then submerged you in it.
could you then drink the displaced beer?

I'm offering you a chance to drink your own volume in beer, reckon you could?

I'll let you play with cards, top hats, rabbits and doves too.
12-30-2005, 06:06
Major Robert Dump

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.
12-30-2005, 06:12
Redleg

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one. :gring:
12-30-2005, 06:16
Strike For The South

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

I'm offended by this thread as my grandfather was half midget.

he could of made some seroius dough:tongueg:
12-30-2005, 06:23
Major Robert Dump

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Unfortunately, I'm only 1/8th midget, which is not enough to entitle me to any of the midget money available in the Federal Midget Fund established as a reperation for midget discrimination. I can, however, shop at the midget commissary on the midget reservation but theres not much there I can use because all they sell are the little cans of vegetables, mini-candy bars and pants that are so small it hurts my testicles to wear them.

I hate my grandpa for not marrying a midget!
12-30-2005, 09:03
Samurai Waki

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Perhaps you could gain citizenship to the midget country, like people who have 1/8 or 1/16th Jewish Blood can gain citizenship into Isreal...whats the name of that country again? I think it was the Shire!
12-30-2005, 09:08
Weebeast

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Actually Hobbits aren't really considered as "midgets." The dwarves are the midget ones.
12-30-2005, 10:40
Samurai Waki

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

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Originally Posted by Weebeast

Actually Hobbits aren't really considered as "midgets." The dwarves are the midget ones.

Meh. A midget is a midget in my book, if he has a preference, he can cross the span of a fantasy book and live in Hyboria with the Cimmerians for all I care.
12-30-2005, 15:48
Taffy_is_a_Taff

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Weebeast:
aren't midgets just normally proportioned people who happen to be very small whereas dwarves have disproportionately shaped limbs that result in their short stature?
If so then surely hobbits would be more like midgets.
12-30-2005, 22:45
Samurai Waki

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff

Weebeast:
aren't midgets just normally proportioned people who happen to be very small whereas dwarves have disproportionately shaped limbs that result in their short stature?
If so then surely hobbits would be more like midgets.

To Weebeast: BURNED!
12-31-2005, 00:19
Weebeast

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Hobbits are disproportioned. They got huge feet. If hobbits were the "midget" ones Peter Jackson wouldn't make Gimli fall of the horse, unable to jump at Helm's Deep and become potrayed as the "unusual" man.
12-31-2005, 00:21
Idaho

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff

Dave, I'll rent you. Do you do magic tricks too?

Yeah he foams at the mouth and bites strangers when certain keywords are used "Clinton" etc... :winkg:
12-31-2005, 00:47
Samurai Waki

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weebeast

Hobbits are disproportioned. They got huge feet. If hobbits were the "midget" ones Peter Jackson wouldn't make Gimli fall of the horse, unable to jump at Helm's Deep and become potrayed as the "unusual" man.

Are you suggesting that real midgets can't have big feet? or real Dwarves can't ride a horse? for shame.
12-31-2005, 21:02
Meneldil

Re : The Ethics of renting a midget?

Forbidden in France since 1995. Once again, we'll be leading Humanity by promoting the complete ban of midgets-renting.
01-01-2006, 00:10
Devastatin Dave

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Meneldil

Forbidden in France since 1995. Once again, we'll be leading Humanity by promoting the complete ban of midgets-renting.

What about midget tossing? Sometimes too much humanity spoils all the fun.:juggle2: :laugh4:
01-01-2006, 08:36
Kaiser of Arabia

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

I'd better be careful... I'm only 5 foot 4. I wonder if I can get rented as an angry midget, or as I prefer, an angry little person.:gring:

I'm taller than you!

Wow. That's weird. You're so much more feirce than me too. Weird.
01-01-2006, 10:50
GoreBag

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redleg

Does that make you an 1/8th of a midget, or just a quarter of one. :gring:

Or...1/16th...

The math behind this is mind-boggling.
01-02-2006, 12:17
Kralizec

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

This is an awesome idea, I'm going to whore myself off for money too!

With my 1.84 metres, I'll surely be the largest midget in the whole world!!!
01-02-2006, 16:51
Geoffrey S

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Best topic title ever.

Germaanse Strijder? I don't think you're a midget.
01-02-2006, 20:22
ah_dut

Re: The Ethics of renting a midget?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

This is even more funny than that rent a German thread. I wonder if I could rent ah-dut. :annoyedg:

what!?

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