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I know this is quite an old question I read a report the after day which was really interesting and I just wanted to know if you Orgers think that chocolate is really better than sex.
This poll is conducted on the assumption that all who do vote yes, have experience...those who haven't vote anyway!
I don't think anyone will say yes.
Ive eaten chocolate.
Thank goodness you cant tell which one I voted for Sarathos. Heh heh heh.
The right type of chocolate with the right additions can be better than sex.
Just like sex with a person that isn't quite proficient in the bedroom isn't as good as having a simple piece of chocolate.
Let's turn this thread into a discussion on favourite chocolate types. Dark chocolate with mint = 10/10 for me. However if the dark chocolate is over 75% pure cocoa, then it's bitterness overpowers my tastebuds. :grin:
Is chocolate really better than sex?
Hell no
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My fave chocolate - Cadbury's Caramello = OH YEEAH
Dear god, NO!
Well I was wrong... someone said Yes...
Bet you it was Sarathos (no offence. not claiming knowledge of anything. this is a disclaimer towards this post and any others I may make in this thread)
It was me actually :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
As an expert in these matters, I can say with great certainty that sex is better then chocolate, but sex is also better with chocolate, and needless to say, chocolate is also much better with sex.
And with a bit of luck, chocolate increases chance of sex.
A simple statement will answer this question: You can have chocolate with sex, but you can't have sex with chocolate.
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:egypt:
Such weird statements are generally brought up by those who want to cover it up for themselves.
Yeah, for a work-aholic it could be claimed that chocolate would be better than sex, regarding the fact that most of the scientists could be considered as work-aholics.
I sometimes get amazed at the ability of people to astonishingly make up excuses for what they fail at.
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If chocolate was better than sex I'd be eating it all the time. And well though I tend to eat chocolate quite a lot, I'd choose sex (wel good sex with a woman).
Though I must admit I'd choose the chocolate if I had to have sex with a man, animal or some ugly whatever.
I was wondering when the end of your reasonings and examples would come, fortunately the full stop showed up, Moros. :smoking:
Can't say I'm too fond of chocolates. Bleurgh.
No! :laugh4: :wall:
Chocolate is a far far 2nd.
Chocolate if you are a poor research student with no hopes of finding a girl :shrug:
Never had sex, so I can't vote.
Amen to that.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
That's so funny! :brood:Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Good gods, no; it's even remotely close! I like chocolate well enough, but it doesn't hold a candle to sex. :laugh4:
Heh. Well said! ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
I think you took the thoughts of everyone and put them into the word of law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Anyone who says yes hasn't had good sex...
:no:
I think I'm entitled to say yes then :beam:
never even had bad sex...
No. No. No. No. No. Chocolate doesn't even list in my top ten favorite things (and sex being amongst the first, if not right at the very top) :laugh4:
(Wait 'till you're married.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Ferret
Care to explain?Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
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Originally Posted by Caius
No, I'll leave that little treat to you and your wife.
Come on man, you just don't ask that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caius
I've never had sex so...Chocolate is better than sex...for the time being...so I voted yes...
Sex with a man, maybe.
I think you better go with the sex :yes: :clown:
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Can chocolate make your eyes roll back into their sockets in ecstasy? No, no it cant.
(if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
Easy...white chocolateQuote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
White chocolate sucks.
Must, resist, punnery....
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Originally Posted by Ramses II CP
Huh? :inquisitive:
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Go for it Rythmic
Chocolate and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s).
Those few heavenly moments, where there's only you, the melting chocolate in your mouth, the sound of the birds in the trees and the sun on your face... Perfect harmony.
Sex is better, but sometimes chocolate comes close, very close...
Yeah, I think I could agree to that. But generally, sex is better than chocolate. Although to have both would be fine with me.
Oh that one's easy, simply mix ecstasy into your chocolate and then you'll be rolling your eyes right back... ~:joker:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
I found a few, hope they are ok.
(I deleted a few, no they werent. Please do not hotlink - Beirut)
Depends on who you married...Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
I've forgotten the taste of chocolate, haven't eaten it in nearly a year.
And I can't comment on the other issue.
GAH! to everything. Pleasure is for weaklings, Puritans put you all to shame!
Sex and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s). Life just doesn't get any better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Care to explain your somewhat exhibisionist tendencies?Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
I think a more relevant question is: Do we really *want* him to?Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
If his beloved ones are two esteemed ladies of stunning beauty, then the answer to the relevant question is : yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Martok
As long as you don't live in Surry Hills...Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
They would be too revealing.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
Yeah, CA doesn't really like to show off too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArch
The answer you'd except from a insane, 25% brain cell short of which has been compensated for a 50 watt light bulb, autistic Internet explorer.
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Having eaten chocolate, and had sex, I conclude: sex is better.
But it should be; it costs more.