Kung Fu Mafia II [Concluded]

Players:
makaikhaan
GeneralHankerchief
Crazed Rabbit
pevergreen
Sigurd
Beefy
FactionHeir
Shlin
Chaotix
Lord Winter
Seamus Fermanagh
El Diablo
Sarathos
Pannonian
Omanes
CountArach
Rythmic
Tevash
Aries



After the destruction of their last temple by the impostors, the few surviving monks fled to a new, more secure monastery, it's temples and passageways carved from the solid rock--

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The practice at the old temple had been to accept new monks who showed their determination by staying outside the gates without food, water, or encouragement for three days. This test was now deemed insufficient, for it had not deterred the impostors who were drawn to the riches contained within the temple.

To protect against future attacks the council of monks banned money, jewelry, gold and any other precious items from the monastery. For the first time women were allowed within the monastery, allowing it to become self sufficient (marriage was strictly regulated by the council). No new applicants would be accepted.

With these rules in place and securely situated in their island fortress, the council rested peacefully at night. Seasons came and went on the island, the monks grew crops and brewed their rice wine. Checkers became very popular. The council was unconcerned that Dragon style was the only kung fu style still know an practiced. After all, they were completely safe from attack...

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One dark night, when they were all in bed...this was the name of the pirate ship that crept ever closer to the island monastery on a night that was rather moonlit actually, while at least 90% (give or take 5%) of the inhabitants lay in bed...and at least 75% of those were sleeping. It would have been more but fleas had become "something of a problem" as the head of the council had so aptly put it.

The ship gently ran up on the soft sand beach and the pirates poured over the side with a drunken roar, ready to grab all the incan gold from the sun worshiping heathens (the captain had a bad habit of letting his parrot plot their course (lil morgan never was good with geometry)). There was fighting all up and down the dimly lit passageways. Dead bodies were everywhere. Smoke filled the corridors. As dawn broke, a great ball of fire shot out of the sun and smashed right into the pirate ship (the sun god wasn't about to let lil morgan jip him out of good old fashioned setting-fire-to-people-from-on-high fun).

The fighting was shocked into silence. The silence spread thoughout the island until the head councilor made an announcement over the intercom (the ancient chinese bamboo intercom (look it up on wikipedia)).

"My children" he began

(being in complete charge of the monastery's marriage laws has it's job perks)

"My children, the sun god has spoken, and he has smited the pirates. Each day we will vote on which one of us the sun god shall smite next, and we shall continue this until all the pirates are dead"

(privately many (including the sun god) thought they should just say "smite all the pirates" and have done with it. But this is not the time to explore the shortcomings of theocratic oligarchy as a system of government).

"The smiting shall take place at sunset, and the voting shall begin at sunrise" he proclaimed, "and whosoever receives the most votes shall by smited".

And so it was.

Rules placeholder.

24 hour day, 24 hour night. Whoever has the most votes 24:00:00 hours after my post starting the day will be lynched. In case of a tie, next vote lynches.

Game starts at night.

No role pm quoting or verifying by methods like "what's the 18th letter". You can describe your role but without things that would confirm it's genuine. More fun for everybody. Dead can talk in thread, but can't pm.

No screenshots, no chatlogs, no alternate accounts.

You may vote no:lynch if you wish.

Please bold your votes. If you don't make it clear who you are voting for I might just assume you are voting for yourself.

Each player will have a kung fu fighting ability score. During the day players may be challenged to a duel. Whoever has the higher score wins. A winning player gets +1 to their fighting ability and can perform an action at night. Losers or tie-ers can't perform an action at night. It is not possible to train your ability unfortunately. The first three challenges made will be fought, challenges can't be withdrawn, no one can fight more than one fight. Number of possible challenges will decrease as player numbers decrease.

This is a mafia game and it has roles.

Rules subject to amendment in case I forgot things :sweatdrop:

Signed up (18):
makaikhaan
GeneralHankerchief
Crazed Rabbit
pevergreen
Sigurd
Beefy
FactionHeir
Shlin
Chaotix
Lord Winter
Seamus Fermanagh
El Diablo
Sarathos
Pannonian
Omanes
CountArach
Rythmic
Tevash
Aries

ZOMG!

I've been waiting a long time for this one.



:charge:

EDIT: so, is there going to be a dueling system again?

EDIT2: Nevermind, I'll wait for the rules to be posted.

Didn't think you were going to go through with this, Sasaki. Glad I'm wrong.

In!

In.

CR

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Didn't think you were going to go through with this, Sasaki. Glad I'm wrong.

In!

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Pirate ship mafia...now why does that sound familiar...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

whoops! :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Pirate ship mafia...now why does that sound familiar...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

whoops! :laugh4:

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It'll be different. :laugh4:

(I hope)

In.

In ...

I believe I was wogged last time (it was my first mafia game ever). Sorry :sweatdrop:

Am I allowed to join this? :juggle2:

:grin:

IN!

In.

In.

In. Sounds good.

Yes, add me!

Addez moi.

I'll try and participate - I can't promise a lot of activity though.

I iz in.

Count me in.

Count me in if this will start on October 3rd or later. If it starts before then, I cannot join.

vote: TinCow


~D

I'll join too I guess

i cant say no to a mafia game, ill join too :beam:

Game has started. Pm's sent. It is now nighttime...day begins in 24 hours...err make that 22 hours, I'll be watching the bengals game.

Just a request Sasaki - could you put a list of everyone who is in the game in the first post as well? Its easier to find there.

Have we started? Should we be voting?

Ahoy me monkies...I mean...May the light of *insertpatrongodhere* be with you.

*Hiccup*

Did I miss the fight?

*someone answers "yes"*

Grrrr... the pirates shall be subjected to my super awsome *flails around wildly* kung fu skillz!

*Hits himself in the stomach*

Ouuuuuuuch...I really need a rest...

*Walks away back to his quarters"

Any guesses GH will challenge me again? :grin:

pevergreen is found laying in a pool of his own blood...both arms have been chopped off and his skull split wide open.

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It is now daytime.

Voting will last 24 hours.

:balloon2:

*Voice slurring* I'llllll chooooooooooooose yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu for nnnnnoo reasoooon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat allllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Vote: Lord Winter

*Slams into a pillar*
Awwwwwwwww... damn those pirates and their pillar-rearranging! :furious3: (Or is that just in my mind?)

Challenge: FactionHeir

Haha what did I say! :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by shlin28

*Voice slurring* I'llllll chooooooooooooose yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu for nnnnnoo reasoooon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat allllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Vote: Lord Winter

*Slams into a pillar*
Awwwwwwwww... damn those pirates and their pillar-rearranging! :furious3: (Or is that just in my mind?)

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OMGUS
Vote: Shilin

























:clown:
Unvote: Shilin
Vote: Rythmic


Equally random vote.

oh shlin we all no you have the highest kung fu points so give it a rest:clown:

challenge:tevash

unvote: Rythmic
Vote: Aries

Why?

I didn't know that.

Vote: Aries

*Voice slurring* What's allllllllllllllllllll ttttttthis aaaaaaabout me aaaaaaagain?

(I will probably won't be active until something like 17:00 GMT tomorrow... so don't lynch me for being inactive!)

vote:Chaotix

For jumping on a harmless post that was a joke (clown).

Vote: Abstain

It's Sunday and Sunday is my football-watching day. As such, I'm not really paying much attention to this thread.

Hey, someone's gotta die anyway, and nobody can possibly know who's mafia before the end of Day 1. Why me, and not Lord Winter?

......YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

Dead can talk, but not PM, so let's have a little reveal shall we?

Basically....the "mafia" just killed one of their own members. I wasnt given names of who they are, or a way to contact them. I had to convince them i was mafia, with them having no knowledge of me.

So, now that they have killed me...lets kill them.

Why not you instead of Lord Winter?

And wait... what? You were scum pever?

Wow....really? Thats kinda tough, for you and the mafia I guess....but at least its one pirate down for us

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

......YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

Dead can talk, but not PM, so let's have a little reveal shall we?

Basically....the "mafia" just killed one of their own members. I wasnt given names of who they are, or a way to contact them. I had to convince them i was mafia, with them having no knowledge of me.

So, now that they have killed me...lets kill them.

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Can you clarify this? Seems a little contradictory.

I don't get it.

Vote Shlin

Randomness....

Given his skill as scum in previous games I've played, I'd like to hear from 'Khaan.

Vote: Makaikhaan

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Can you clarify this? Seems a little contradictory.

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I had a nice "talk" with Sasaki about it. It isnt that new but yes.

I was given the role of mafia, all I could do was vote.

"There's no mod driven event that will join you back up, but if they win you win even if you haven't rejoined."

etc.

Joining was meant to be hard, and the fun of the role. It was going to be fun...if i didnt die the first night phase...

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

......YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

Dead can talk, but not PM, so let's have a little reveal shall we?

Basically....the "mafia" just killed one of their own members. I wasnt given names of who they are, or a way to contact them. I had to convince them i was mafia, with them having no knowledge of me.

So, now that they have killed me...lets kill them.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

This is a mafia game and it has roles.

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Are you sure you were killed by the mafia pever? You claim you were mafia, yet not part of the mafia group, but killed by mafia all the same.

Hmmm .. what has Sasaki cooked up this time??

Quote:

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Originally Posted by shlin28

*Hiccup*

Did I miss the fight?

*someone answers "yes"*

Grrrr... the pirates shall be subjected to my super awsome *flails around wildly* kung fu skillz!

*Hits himself in the stomach*

Ouuuuuuuch...I really need a rest...

*Walks away back to his quarters"

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Too hard on the rice wine there shlin?? a part of your role perhaps? :thinking:

vote: makaikhaan. As Pannonian said; the khaan needs to be looked at.


Tally

makaikhaan : 2 (Pannonian, Sigurd)
Aries : 2 (Chatorix, Lord Winter)

Shlin : 1 (El Diablo)
Chatorix : 1 (FactionHeir)
Lord Winter : 1 (Shlin)

Abstain : 1 (GeneralH)
not voting : 10 (Aries, Beefy, CountA, CR, makai, Omanes, Rythmic, Sarathos, Seamus, Tevash )

Challenges

1. GeneralHankerchief vs. FactionHeir
2. Aries vs. Tevash
3. (open)

Vote: Lord Winter

I might as well make it a three way tie. We can then analyse who puts out the deciding votes.

Vote: Sigurd Fafnesbane

For starting the games first bandwagon. That's code language for "I didn't know who to vote for so I'll vote for the person who just posted above me" BTW.

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Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites

Vote: Sigurd Fafnesbane

For starting the games first bandwagon. That's code language for "I didn't know who to vote for so I'll vote for the person who just posted above me" BTW.

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Sorry man... of all the possible candidates I would want makaikhaan to win the least, that's why I voted him. (and a small payback for Spirit Mafia :wiseguy:)

edit: could Sasaki or Seamus get this game out of its signup status??

Payback? For what? Did I not run it well? :cry:

Vote: Omanes

It aint a bandwagon until there's three votes. Everyone knows that's a scientific fact.

Vote: Beefy

Random vote.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by makaikhaan

Payback? For what? Did I not run it well? :cry:

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What can I say... I have not felt as powerless as I did in that game. :rolleyes:
I was just waiting for the moment they would frame me and when they killed me, the town had lost long before. :disappointed:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

Too hard on the rice wine there shlin?? a part of your role perhaps? :thinking:

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*Voice slurring* Whaaaaaaaat's a rice wine?

Annnnnnnnd whhhy doo yyou waaaaaaant to finnnnnnnd oooooout wwwwwho I aaaam? Youuuuuu musttttt be a pirateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Unvote: Lord Winter
vote: Sigurd

why do i get the feeling ill be lynched first round again :sweatdrop: i really must stop making games intresting, cause i only get ultrawared against :shame:
vote:makaikhaan

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Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

Tally

makaikhaan : 2 (Pannonian, Sigurd)
Aries : 2 (Chatorix, Lord Winter)
Sigurd: 2 (shlin, Omanes)

Shlin : 1 (El Diablo)
Chatorix : 1 (FactionHeir)
Lord Winter : 1 (CountArach)
Omanes: 1 (makaikhaan)
Beefy: 1 (Rythmic)

Abstain : 1 (GeneralH)
not voting : 10 (Aries, Beefy, CountA, CR, makai, Omanes, Rythmic, Sarathos, Seamus, Tevash )

Challenges

1. GeneralHankerchief vs. FactionHeir
2. Aries vs. Tevash
3. (open)

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Tied. Next vote to break the tie lynchs, and after that post it is nighttime.

Best to let Aries live since he has an outstanding challenge which may get him killed anyway or at least give us some info.

*Recovers from drunkeness*

That challenge was stupidly random... how is that a good challenge?

*Falls back into drunkeness and slammed into another pillar, cursing once again against the pirates who moved them*

Edit: Spellings + added the word "against"

unvote: Omanes

Vote: Aries

Absolute Self defense all the way.

Challenge: Seamus

For not voting.

vote:makaikhaan

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Tied. Next vote to break the tie lynchs, and after that post it is nighttime.

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Sorry, Aries, but you're already lynched, for all intensive purposes. My apologies, but it was either you or Sigurd. I don't particularly feel like being lynched yet.

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Originally Posted by makaikhaan

Sorry, Aries, but you're already lynched, for all intensive purposes. My apologies, but it was either you or Sigurd. I don't particularly feel like being lynched yet.

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meh...

why did i wait?

:furious3:

vote: GeneralHankerchief

The only prudent path. And I can't vote for glyphz.

CR

I don't think khaan's challenge should count. Technically, he did it after voting, and since voting ends immediately after the tie is broken...

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

I don't think khaan's challenge should count. Technically, he did it after voting, and since voting ends immediately after the tie is broken...

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well y'know, maybe he changed his mind, maybe the voting can stop once hes seen the result and then it will be a tie so no one will be lynched, :no: ok perhaps not, well you've lost a good'un folks...

Gah, just realized I voted late.

Sorry.

CR

Right.

Challenged before I'm even up and running.

Shlin, let me have a swig o' that, I'm parched I am.

Missed the vote, sorry. Spent the end of last and much of the weekend at a training seminar -- new product line comes out on 1 October. Barely swung by to check PMs etc. Good buys for Life Insurance (Must be catholic, 18+, and preferably male).

Need a drink.

More active from here on.

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Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

Right.

Challenged before I'm even up and running.

Shlin, let me have a swig o' that, I'm parched I am.

Missed the vote, sorry. Spent the end of last and much of the weekend at a training seminar -- new product line comes out on 1 October. Barely swung by to check PMs etc. Good buys for Life Insurance (Must be catholic, 18+, and preferably male).

Need a drink.

More active from here on.

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I'll hold you to that. :smash:

Now, about that swig...:barrel:

The votes have been cast, and as the sun goes down a ball of fire shoots out of it and blows Aries to smithereens.

****

GeneralHankerchief has defeated FactionHeir in a duel.

*****

It is nighttime for 24 hours starting now.

Can we get a status list?

Beat by GH again :no:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

The votes have been cast, and as the sun goes down a ball of fire shoots out of it and blows Aries to smithereens.

****

GeneralHankerchief has defeated FactionHeir in a duel.

*****

It is nighttime for 24 hours starting now.

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oh how remorseful!:clown:
nothing like a quick and sharpish death....

Sic Semper Mad Tribal Freaks


Odd question Aries? Why 6 "7's" instead of 7?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

Sic Semper Mad Tribal Freaks


Odd question Aries? Why 6 "7's" instead of 7?

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try something different, 7 being a lucky number for most, while 6 is the devils number, the useage of techical contrast is truely evident:book:

also psychologically people are prone to break words or phrases down ie: 777 777, there fore breaking down 7 7's would perhaps be odd on the tongue ie: 777 777 ...7

It still does not help if you have a lisp..

Ariesssh sixsh shevenshs.

....and as for having the Devils number in your name - thats just plain naughty..

*oh*
*Takes a quick peek at his name*
*oh*

So hmmm I wonder what role GH has that he is so good at kung fu.

*Recovers from drunkeness*

Maybe he is not so good at kung fu and only beat you because you suck so much? :beam:

*Falls back down again into a drunken stupour*

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Originally Posted by Aries777777

try something different, 7 being a lucky number for most, while 6 is the devils number, the useage of techical contrast is truely evident:book:

also psychologically people are prone to break words or phrases down ie: 777 777, there fore breaking down 7 7's would perhaps be odd on the tongue ie: 777 777 ...7

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Actually, USA phone numbers (minus the area code) are all 7 digits long, usually broken into a 3 then 4 pattern for memorization purposes. Thanks for the odd answer to an odd question.