Does Britain exist to the north?

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10-29-2008, 05:29
Incongruous

Does Britain exist to the north?

If so has anyone ever been to this mythical place?
What creatures does it nurture within its mysty hills and frozen tundra?
10-29-2008, 05:31
KarlXII

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I've been North of Hadrian's Wall, if that's what your asking.
10-29-2008, 05:36
Incongruous

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by SwedishFish

I've been North of Hadrian's Wall, if that's what your asking.

Good God! Where on earth is that?
Was`it really north of Southern England?

What were the locals like?
10-29-2008, 05:40
KarlXII

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar

Good God! Where on earth is that?
Was`it really north of Southern England?

What were the locals like?

Never fear, Bopa, the locals themselves are savages. Unmarked land on the map, a pit of darkness to civilization as we know it. No worries, if w are to maintain the Wall, we may be able to keep them in the Northern areas of Southern England.
10-29-2008, 06:52
naut

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

You'll find the colony of Yorkshire, a funny place where the locals speak an incomprehensible language. And eat pudding before it's time for dessert!
10-29-2008, 06:53
Megas Methuselah

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I keep hearing this persistent rumour claiming that the savages paint themselves blue! :clown:
10-29-2008, 06:55
Incongruous

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Rythmic

You'll find the colony of Yorkshire, a funny place where the locals speak an incomprehensible language. And eat pudding before it's time for dessert!

Goodness, they are so barbaric as to eat in the wrong order!

Yorkshire aye? Sounds awful to me, do they bath?
10-29-2008, 07:37
spmetla

AW: Does Britain exist to the north?

Be there dragons?
10-29-2008, 10:57
Pannonian

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Originally Posted by spmetla

Be there dragons?

That's in the west, where there are also a lot of sheep.
10-29-2008, 11:03
PBI

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

Durham's nice.

Like Oxford, only not filled with uppity Southern ponces. ~;)
10-29-2008, 11:09
naut

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar

Yorkshire aye? Sounds awful to me, do they bath?

Bath? Never been there.
10-29-2008, 17:37
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

Yes, but its really just a backwards nation of chav Calvinist socialists.
10-29-2008, 18:14
InsaneApache

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar

Goodness, they are so barbaric as to eat in the wrong order!

Yorkshire aye? Sounds awful to me, do they bath?

:laugh4:

By north, do you mean north of Watford Gap? Where the beer is full strength and the men don't prefer sexual liasons with members of the same genital group.

:laugh4:
10-29-2008, 18:29
Abokasee

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar

If so has anyone ever been to this mythical place?
What creatures does it nurture within its mysty hills and frozen tundra?

Britain does exsist up north, culturally it dosn't.
10-29-2008, 21:18
Centurio Nixalsverdrus

AW: Does Britain exist to the north?

What is that Britain? Never heard before.
10-29-2008, 21:53
Strike For The South

Re: AW: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus

What is that Britain? Never heard before.

Just another state....
10-29-2008, 23:36
InsaneApache

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Abokasee

Britain does exsist up north, culturally it dosn't.

Let's see now, culture, I know I'll chuck a few names out and see what happens....

The Beatles.

David Hockney.

AS Lowry.

Patrick 'Make it so' Stewart.

Daniel Craig.

Stan Laurel.

Bryan Ferry.

Delius.

JB Preistley.

Happy Mondays.

The Bronte family.

Just a few off the top of my head. Not bad for a culteral desert eh? :laugh4:
10-29-2008, 23:46
Incongruous

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

:laugh4:

By north, do you mean north of Watford Gap? Where the beer is full strength and the men don't prefer sexual liasons with members of the same genital group.

:laugh4:

Do not engage in a round or two with their chaps from school?

Bloody hell! What a terrible place, what designs of the devil!

I fear that this North, as we term it, is a frightful place only good for eating puddings before soup.
10-30-2008, 00:16
naut

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Abokasee

Britain does exsist up north, culturally it dosn't.

Nay lad! Is't tha tekking piss or summat? Ah'll come ovar theer and give thi such a clout.

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Just a few off the top of my head. Not bad for a culteral desert eh? :laugh4:

Tha'd 'ave t'be soft in t'head not to say "Aye, champion!"

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Daniel Craig

Tha's the bloke wot does t'shooting or summat?
10-30-2008, 01:22
spmetla

AW: Does Britain exist to the north?

I hear that the north is peopled more by the feared northmen than any true Britons.
10-30-2008, 01:27
Csargo

Re: AW: Does Britain exist to the north?

Short answer:No

Long answer:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
10-30-2008, 03:25
Thermal

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Let's see now, culture, I know I'll chuck a few names out and see what happens....

JB Preistley.

His novels are atroucious

ooh and tis place thou shalt be refering to ist shakespeare land
10-30-2008, 17:49
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I thought this thread was talking about Scotland? ~:confused:

Or has it not been discovered yet by civilized peoples?
10-30-2008, 18:00
Viking

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I stayed one week in the region called Yorkshire. In the town of York, they had a museum where they had recreated the smell of Viking feces. Very interesting.
10-31-2008, 04:38
Thermal

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Viking

I stayed one week in the region called Yorkshire. In the town of York, they had a museum where they had recreated the smell of Viking feces. Very interesting.

oh i say! you should have invited thee
10-31-2008, 05:16
||Lz3||

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I still don't understand the original question :weirdthread:
10-31-2008, 13:21
PBI

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

I thought this thread was talking about Scotland? ~:confused:

Or has it not been discovered yet by civilized peoples?

Silly, Scotland is a made-up fairytale land filled with dragons and giants and Glaswegians and other such fantastical creatures.

The idea of "North of Newcastle" is one of these nonsensical physical concepts, like "before the Big Bang" or "inside a Black Hole".
10-31-2008, 13:23
InsaneApache

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

Or introducing Russell Brand to your granddad. :laugh4:
10-31-2008, 13:37
PBI

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Or introducing Russell Brand to your granddad. :laugh4:

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Precisely.
10-31-2008, 13:40
LittleGrizzly

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I have heard of a land somewhere to the north devoid of sunshine and footballing talent.... i always assumed people were referring to newcaste...
10-31-2008, 22:30
Abokasee

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Let's see now, culture, I know I'll chuck a few names out and see what happens....

The Beatles.

David Hockney.

AS Lowry.

Patrick 'Make it so' Stewart.

Daniel Craig.

Stan Laurel.

Bryan Ferry.

Delius.

JB Preistley.

Happy Mondays.

The Bronte family.

Just a few off the top of my head. Not bad for a culteral desert eh? :laugh4:

Any thing recent? and plus I do believe the Beatles were Liverpudlians, which is north of bristol, but not right up north, although I would forgive anyone without a map to think it was up north, and anyway, Britain Culturally is completely different everywhere, and quite similar at the same time, I never said they didn't have a culture up north, but its certainly different.

Blackpool: Is their a pool? Yes, is it any good? No. Is it Black? Is it cos I is black? No?

And it goes on from there.
11-02-2008, 14:04
scotchedpommes

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

Fit's a' is pash about?

I wasn't aware civilisation extended south of Dundee. [and even that's stretching the boundaries.]
11-02-2008, 22:37
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Mehphistophilis

Fit's a' is pash about?

I wasn't aware civilisation extended south of Dundee. [and even that's stretching the boundaries.]

You sound like my great gran from Petercoulter (sp?).

South of Dundee Scotland has history, to the north it has... fish :laugh4:
11-02-2008, 23:13
The_Doctor

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Liverpudlians, which is north of bristol

Liverpool is ~130 miles north of Bristol.
11-03-2008, 00:20
Craterus

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

Only in nightmares.
11-03-2008, 01:44
scotchedpommes

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

You sound like my great gran from Petercoulter (sp?).

South of Dundee Scotland has history, to the north it has... fish :laugh4:

Peterculter. Very close to me. What a wise woman she must be.
11-05-2008, 05:05
Incongruous

Re: Does Britain exist to the north?

I heard that the beasts of Yorkshire all have hairy bums!
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