Family Guy Mafia - The Teddy Snatcher [Concluded]

Family Guy Mafia - The Teddy Snacher
i made this 2 months ago so i'm well prepared!

Sign ups so far: (thank u 4 participation beloved ones! :D ) 14/15 game started
ATPG
Shlin28
white_eyes :D
Reenk Roink
Quintus J.C
Seireikhaan
yoyoma1910
El Diablo
YLC
Glyphz
Rymatic
Sarathos
Beefy187
Choatix27
hello folks! and welcome to my family guy mafia game! this is the first one ive hosted, (well first at the org, second in total) so dont expect anything to flash though
it should have quite a few dimensions, as a small game the character list goes as follows:

15 characters:
Peter Griffin
Lois Griffin
Chris Griffin
Meg Griffin
Baby Stewie -
Brian the talking dog
Ernie the giant chicken
Glen Quagmire
Joe Swanton
Cleveland
Tom Tucker
Doctor Elmer Hartman
Herbert
Carter Pewterschmidt
Death -

Being my first game, i'd prefer no roleplaying, as i think sometimes while roleplaying is fun, it can give the game away, roleplay at your own expense,
which pretty much means ill pick the roles, though rather randomly of course. Every character will have some kind of
ability, though ill try to keep it balanced, there will be many twists and turns so never assume someone must be 'innocent' or must be 'guilty'
also there may be event during phrases that ruin your best laid plans, you may find complications or things that werent mentioned here, which gives
the game a mysterious dimension, though it should be easy enough to follow and i will post often to express whats happening or to just guide a little
and so the story comes about now, be warned, im not the greatest of writers. Also there maybe
mild 'swear' words if thats ok, but only minor ones, were all of a reasonable age right? family guy isnt family guy without a bit of madness and violence;)
words like 'bitch' as it can be associated to an everyday thing, like a breed of a dog :) however sigurd and any others can tell me if he has an objection, which
i'm very much expecting...im not sure exactly how balanced this will be, but if it isnt massively balanced, i should learn from any mistakes in a sequel
to this...but do try it! im trying to achieve a unique but brilliant mafia game, i can only have some chance of doing that by getting sign-ups! :)

RULES!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

- YOU CAN DISCUSS OUTSIDE OF THE THREAD, AND QUOTE PM'S, YOU CAN FAKE PM'S TO, QUOTE ALL YOU LIKE! BUT THERES NO WAY OF KNOWING IF YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH
- THE DEAD CAN POST IN THE THREAD, BUT THEY CANT QUOTE PM'S, RECIEVE PM'S ABOUT THE GAME OR REVEAL ANY SECRET PART OF IT IN ANY WAY
- IF THERE IS A GAME ASPECT THAT YOU WERENT EXPECTING AND IS NOT ALLOWED, I WILL POINT IT OUT, IF I DONT, THEN YOU NO THIS THING IS ALLOWABLE
- 48 HOUR DAY, 24 HOUR NIGHT, EXTENSIONS MAY BE APPLICABLE IF THERE ARE STILL A FEW VOTES/ACTIONS TO TAKE IN
- UNLESS I HAVE SPECIFIED OTHERWISE, YOU MUST VOTE, YOU CANT ABSTAIN UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TOLD YOU CAN PERSONALLY, VOTES IN ADVANCE ARE ALLOWED IF YOU
CANT MAKE THE 24 HOUR DEADLINE, ACTIONS CAN BE MADE IN ADVANCE IF NEED BE ASWELL
- NO ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS, YOU CANT USE SCREENSHOTS OF ANYTHING BUT A QUOTE
- BOLD YOUR VOTE, IF YOU DONT VOTE, BRING ONE FORWARD IN ADVANCE OR JUST HAVE A COMPLETE LACK OF ACTIVITY, I MAY CONSIDER FINDING A REPLACEMENT FOR
YOUR CHARACTER, UNLESS YOUR INACTIVITY IS STATED IN ADVANCE SO IM AWARE
- ALL CHARACTER HAVE AT LEAST A SMALL ADVANTAGE, YOUR ALL ENCOURAGED TO GET INVOLVED AND SOLVE THE CASE, THERE ARE A FEW HINTS IN THE INTRODUCTION
AS THERE WILL BE IN THE WRITE UPS AS WE PROGRESS, THERE IS A CLASSIC DETECTIVE ROLE, MAFIAS ROLE AND DOCTOR ROLE AMONGST OTHERS...
-15 ROLES, BUT THE GAME MUST HAVE AT LEAST 12 TO START, OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE TO BE PROSPONED ALL PERHAPS EVEN CALLED OFF AT A MODERATORS DISGRESSION
-NO DOUBLE LYNCHS, ONLY ONE LYNCH PER ROUND, IF THERE IS A DRAW IN A ROUND YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR VOTES AND I KNOW WHY!
- YOU MUST HAVE FUN! :) IF YOU DONT ENJOY THE MAFIA GAME THEN I MAY HAVE TO BE UPSET WITH YOU :(
-ANY OTHER MAFIA GAMES RULES APPLY, IF THERES A RULE I MAY OF MISSED, TELL ME AND ILL SHEAD LIGHT ON IT

Family guy mafia-the teddy snacher
introduction


One fine summers day as Stewie goes to playgroup with his fluffy companion, rupert, the unthinkable happens.
An ambiguous dark, shadowy figure flung itselfs towards
the presently unguarded sand pit, where stewie resides to play 'poke a kid with a crowbar' the unrecognizable figure, is shapeless almost, with a jagged hood
and what looked like an emblem around its neck, with a rather strange posture and quirking arms though the rest was unrecogniseable,
stewie sees this figure and looks rather startled, though the figure looks at the baby tentitively as if it can here the babies thoughts even...

Stewie: who the devil are you? a new playgroupie? oooh good, im rather fond of the sinister ones, there far more socialable than these mere peasants

???: -Deadstock Obsolagnium Capilotade Tabacosis Oology Rutidosis-

Stewie: what on gods earth does that mean? you don't make any sense, you speak more jiberish than my 10000 year old zombie aunt when she had a voicebox change
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ko_4zD8B1No

???: ruperts mine now, mwhahaha...pluck!

stewie:NO! god no, your---your one of those teddynappers, arent you? the teddynapper from the news, God this reminds me of the time when i got my kidney
stolen in a previous life by a bunch of unicorn organ-nappers
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus (sorry these are bad :laugh4: )

(in an instant rupert was ripped from Stewies hands, the poor teddy bear was then put into a briefcase of sorts)

Stewie: No rupert! rupert! you ... you wont get away with this

...
there was silence as the black figure sped away at lighting speed, Stewie stood helpless as he lost his only companion fit to help him achieve world
domination...


later that day on the news this controversey is being reported on the griffins tv screen

Tom Tucker: Breaking break-through crushing spine breaking brain frying news coming in now - yet another malnourished baby has had his teddy stolen due to
to---

Diane simmons: the teddy snacher?

Tom Tucker: No, incredably bad parents--- heres an eyewitness account of what happened

Ollie williams: BEAR GON!

Tom Tucker: Thank you Ollie, now for the real one...

Cleveland: 'i was just flying high when i saw yo lil' oval headed guy, he looked funny, so i looked at him for a while, then his teddy bear got things happen'in by a
nun and we exchanged glances and he looked like he was gonna do things'

Lois: oh my, that must be are poor little stewie, how awful, we should have kept him safer

peter: we now is it? when we agreed to have this baby you never said id have to look after it, hes your responability lois, and i blame you entirely
for forcing your uglyness upon me.

Lois: How dare you, stewie is are baby son, you musn't think like that, hes just lost that teddy we gave him and could have been alot worse...

peter: what? ruperts gones? why didnt you say you shrivelled prune why didnt you say! i will not eat, drink nor smoke with you lois until rupert is found!
call a meeting at the town hall, it is time to get our most beloved bear back!

chris: umm...dad wheres meg?

peter: whos that? there are more important things on my mind than chris, stewie-e-e-e

brian: dont you need to pick stewie up from playgroup?

peter: rupert is top proitity, hes a baby now he can fend for himself you selfish dog, now crawl back under that rock before i throw you back onto the
streets...

and so it was, a meeting of 15 of the towns most likely inhabitants, or just those that felt like getting killed
were brought to the town hall, once everyday it is issued that someone is killed for a
suspected teddy-napping, while at night...well who knows what or who will be napped next...

it will be quiet confidential but you can ask to be a certain person via pm if you want, two people (ATPG and shlin) already wanted to join before thread opening, so anyone who wants to play can choose a character too! though your more than welcome not to choose, you'll just be given a random or leftover role instead :clown:

Careful with the language, I doubt the moderators will make an exception for this game.

As for me, I'd like to officially join the game.

I am IN but random roles are the best:yes:

In please. :bow:

In again!

In. Im good with any role. Currently watching my way through every family guy episode.

Sorry I would love to play but sadly... Simpson I adore, Futurama I love (although I dont go through every episode) but Family Guy, I never saw.. :sweatdrop:

I thought I might let you know why Im not going to sign up before you go searching for me.

I'm rather inexperienced with Family guy stuff, but IN none the less.

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Sorry I would love to play but sadly... Simpson I adore, Futurama I love (although I dont go through every episode) but Family Guy, I never saw.. :sweatdrop:

I thought I might let you know why Im not going to sign up before you go searching for me.

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u dont hav 2 no much about family guy to join, though your choice :bow:

thank u to the signees so far

:charge:

This will be a roleplayer to be sure.

:scorpio:

I am in.

But are you getting manatees to write the script?

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

I am in.

But are you getting manatees to write the script?

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arent manatees sea animals? how dare you insult my writing :laugh4: i told you not to hope for much, it's hard to capture family guy in text :2thumbsup:

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arent manatees sea animals? how dare you insult my writing i told you not to hope for much, it's hard to capture family guy in text

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Sorry that was my attempt at humour. :thumbsdown:

Southpark gave the writers of Family Guy a ribbing by saying that they were infact Manatees that picked balls out of a bag to come up with the random storylines.

But you probably knew that and just wanted to make me sweat...

Anyhoo... back to the game.

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Sorry that was my attempt at humour. :thumbsdown:

Southpark gave the writers of Family Guy a ribbing by saying that they were infact Manatees that picked balls out of a bag to come up with the random storylines.

But you probably knew that and just wanted to make me sweat...

Anyhoo... back to the game.

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not a clue :laugh4: and you took my laugh outta that quote, like id ever be that serious! :clown:

oh and they may be write, but family guy is ment to be random and freaky, its the completely absurdity that makes it funny

:clown:

I'm pulling out.

Hopefully things won't go south on this game. More recruits, please!

Come on, this is another chance for you to cause me to die an untimely death. Why aren't you leaping at the chance?

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Hopefully things won't go south on this game. More recruits, please!

Come on, this is another chance for you to cause me to die an untimely death. Why aren't you leaping at the chance?

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i'm advertising, i wouldnt dare let this not start lol

shame about pever pever :thumbsdown: may i ask why? :sweatdrop:

He's dropped from a number of things. I'm not sure why but it probably has to do with RL stuff.

IN:bow:

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Originally Posted by glyphz

IN:bow:

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lol i just looked at this thread 1 second before you posted :beam:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

He's dropped from a number of things. I'm not sure why but it probably has to do with RL stuff.

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RL is fine. I'm going on a holiday in about 3 weeks, for a week, but that's got nothing to do with it.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

RL is fine. I'm going on a holiday in about 3 weeks, for a week, but that's got nothing to do with it.

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then why mention it? :laugh4: anyway enjoy your holiday and see ya in a while then......

In, because I want the chocolate.

Alright I'm in.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR JOINING! also i feel terribly ill, anyone else got the spread of a virus?

anyway the good news is i have 12 people meaning ive got at least the minimum amount i wanted, bad news is, i'd like the whole 15, i'll wait 1 more day, if no one else turns up we can start, get ready all :bow: those that dont contribuate will be WOG'd so i hope you can all participate!

I would join, if you dont mind me not knowing anything what so ever about family guy

no problems beefy :beam: the game begins, pms and stuff going out now, once everything is sent i'll give the signal for day one's start

Roles have all been sent out, Day 1 may start! you can vote from now onward, for say, 48 hours or so! :balloon2:

LETS FIND THAT TEDDY!

Vote: ATPG

I'm actually rather expendable in this game. I would make a good first day lynch.

vote: Askthepizzaguy

I've pm'ed Aries, and he's allowed me in.

IN.

:grin:

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???: -Deadstock Obsolagnium Capilotade Tabacosis Oology Rutidosis-

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By the way, I'm sure it's as obvious to you as it is to me, but the host is clearly implying that the Doctor is guilty.

Who the doctor is, is another question. Also, probably a wild goose chase, but I pointed this clue out to the host and he suggested the words themselves also mean something.

The doctor won't reveal himself in the first round, and the clue itself may be misleading, or perhaps our interpretation of the clue is wrong. However, it's at least tangible evidence.

Why vote for yourself? That move is so suspicious, I don't even care what your justification for it is. If you want to die, so be it. I'm not taking any chances this time around.

Vote: ATPG

Edit: Oh, by the way, not only do the words themselves sound medical, but the initials spell out DOCTOR. Yeah, I'd say you're on to something, ATPG. Still not letting you off the hook, though. :tongue:

When I die, I will be able to help town much more effectively, as the only proven innocent.

I invite your votes.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix27

Edit: Oh, by the way, not only do the words themselves sound medical, but the initials spell out DOCTOR. Yeah, I'd say you're on to something, ATPG. Still not letting you off the hook, though. :tongue:

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Don't.

I've fooled you in the past. This is the only way to be sure.

do NOT vote ATPG.

Any reason, Seireikhaan?

You're being way to obvious about this. I'm not ruling out a role which requires the player to be lynched as part of their victory conditions.

Would be a rather obvious way of attaining that goal, and counter-productive.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Would be a rather obvious way of attaining that goal, and counter-productive.

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The WIFOM is simply too delicious for people NOT to bite. Hence a great way of attaining your goal of being lynched.

True enough. But it would also make people suspect me for the rest of the game as a "lynch me to win" character.

Then no one will lynch me, and the mafia will pick me off. So, it's still a bad idea if it fails.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Then no one will lynch me, and the mafia will pick me off. So, it's still a bad idea if it fails.

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Every idea is a bad one if it fails. ~;p

I'd also prefer if the conversation is not solely about me and this strategy. I have a purpose for it. But the mafia will indeed use it as a cover to keep the searchlight of truth off of themselves. Let's open up the discussion to something more than my apparent suicide wish, please.

I'd like everyone to add something to the conversation, please. :whip:
Mafias like to hide, and when they talk they like to lie. So let's catch people hiding or lying.

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Originally Posted by seireikhaan

Every idea is a bad one if it fails. ~;p

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ahhhh......I say vote them both but Khaan first, he is too dangerous as is seen by his past playing games with him and pizza guy as Mafia...:clown: Vote:Khaan

No one is really expendable in a Mafia game ATPG.
Not all games have resurectors, Zombie Killers and heaven forbid - Actors!!! :laugh4:

One lynch on a "confirmed*" townie is one wasted on a possible Mafioso.

Vote Chaotix - why condem a man that seeks death without suspicion?



*this does not in any way state that you are a confirmed Innocent.

Vote: White eyes

Clearly he is mafia. :no:

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Originally Posted by seireikhaan

Vote: White eyes

Clearly he is mafia. :no:

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Counter vote huh? Guess that clears who are the Mafias(Khaan, maybe Pizza guy) are in this game....:smash:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

Counter vote huh? Guess that clears who are the Mafias(Khaan, maybe Pizza guy) are in this game....:smash:

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Not by a long shot. I'm not convinced Khaan is guilty. And no offense, but I think such a conclusion is a bit hasty and... sloppy, frankly.

I'd think the mafia would be more careful, so the "suspicion" alarm isn't going off for you, WhiteEyes, yet.

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

Counter vote huh? Guess that clears who are the Mafias(Khaan, maybe Pizza guy) are in this game....:smash:

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Yes. We are pulling the same exact stunt as Prometheus. :evil:

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

No one is really expendable in a Mafia game ATPG.
Not all games have resurectors, Zombie Killers and heaven forbid - Actors!!! :laugh4:

One lynch on a "confirmed*" townie is one wasted on a possible Mafioso.

Vote Chaotix - why condem a man that seeks death without suspicion?



*this does not in any way state that you are a confirmed Innocent.

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You're my top suspect at the moment, ED. Not because I intend to punish logical, reasonable behavior, but because you're contributing in a very careful way.

Careful.... like your last sentence. Why would you be acting so careful, to ensure everyone knows you werent making an assumption. I wonder....

Vote: White Eyes

ED voted most likely to avoid confusion or to further clarify his thoughts, since it wasn't completely obvious what he meant. Delving to far into why he did that is a bunch of WIFOM that will get you nowhere ATPG, and I prefer to vote on a tried and true method - I hate you and I want to make you squeal :evilgrin:

*sighs* let's get this over with YLC:juggle2: Unvote:Khaan Vote:White_eyes:D

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Maybe it is my victory....:beam:

There's no need to continue the rivalry from one game to another, please.

Since I am town I will kill myself to prove that I am innocent, in order to clear suspicion unlike some people:rolleyes:

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COME ON I am the Mafia is that not clear yet?

I don't know, everyone looks kind of guilty to me already.


Edit: Also, YLC, as has been shown more than once, killing WhiteEyes only makes him talk more.

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Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910

I don't know, everyone looks kind of guilty to me already.

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Rather innocuous, stating the obvious, less than helpful.
Hmmmm....


Adds Yoyoma to the suspicious category.

No, I am clearly guilty you must lynch me......:shame:

Whos in my family? :clown:

Tally
ATPG:3-(Shlin,ATPG,Chaotix)
White_eyes:D:3-(Khaan,YLC,White_eyes)
Chaotix:1-(El Diablo)

I am not going to lose to you Pizza guy :grin:

I strongly encourage you guys to either lynch me this round, or to trust me.

Choose.

We can form a strategy if we work together. Burn me now, or follow me. It's your choice.

Trust him and lynch me......then there is no need to blame me when you screw up....:evilgrin:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

Trust him and lynch me......then there is no need to blame me when you screw up....:evilgrin:

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What is this counter-gambit you're playing, WhiteEyes?

It may be a joke or it may be well intentioned, but why not save it until after I'm dead. Right now it's distracting. No offense. :bow:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

What is this counter-gambit you're playing, WhiteEyes?

It may be a joke or it may be well intentioned, but why not save it until after I'm dead. Right now it's distracting. No offense. :bow:

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Your just playing your regular Mafia playing style and I am playing my regular Townie playing style.....no problems here:book:
edit: I can tell it's messing you up :evilgrin:

@WE

Very well. Makes sense.

My regular playing style is suicide? Maybe I should rethink this.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

@WE

Very well. Makes sense.

My regular playing style is suicide? Maybe I should rethink this.

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No kidding....:beam:

No, ATPG just prefers to convince the town as fast as possible each game that he is innocent, whether as mafia or as town, so that he is quickly trusted and control certain aspects of the game, thats is all. Also, killing ATPG actually won't make a difference one way or another unless he is mafia.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

My regular playing style is suicide? Maybe I should rethink this.

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Did you miss this? either he is Mafia or he has a role that needs lynching to win....:idea2:

Edit:speaking of which you already voted for me.....anyone else?

Thats kinda poor logic White Eyes, ATPG behavior is always consistently the same. Whether he has that kind of role or not, will not change his behavior.

ATPG might be one of those character who would win if they are lynched...

But then again I prefer to let them win then ignoring the possibility that he might be the mafia

I will not vote for him yet however..

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Originally Posted by YLC

Thats kinda poor logic White Eyes, ATPG behavior is always consistently the same. Whether he has that kind of role or not, will not change his behavior.

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Yeah? well he sure had you pegged last game....:laugh4:

All right, fine.

Seeing as it's obvious you won't lynch me in the first round, it's a shame. You would have been guaranteed not to lynch an innocent person.

Unfortunately I cannot help you after I am dead, so yeah. If you have a role, now is the time to tell me.

And I have to say, clearly, this is the dumbest mafia strategy ever. Either trust me or get it over with. You may not have any idea what I'm up to, but try me.

Vote: ATPG

Meh..

No matter how you look at it YLC well never let go......and neither will Khaan sooo....:shrug: you need help.....but no worry's once I *mumbles something* then they will lose:evilgrin:

Thast Cheap ATPG, no more ctrl+c and ctrl+v for you :thumbsdown:

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Vote: ATPG

Meh..

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NOOOOOO.....damn it......Now Pizza Guy won.....now I must pay Pizza Guy for the Pizza.....and the TIP:sweatdrop:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

NOOOOOO.....damn it......Now Pizza Guy won.....now I must pay Pizza Guy for the Pizza.....and the TIP:sweatdrop:

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Pizza guy is my client.. He needs my vote... and my Beef :laugh4:

So do I have your vote for the ballsiest mafia ever, then?

I'm flattered. :bow:

And thank you, because like I said, nobody innocent will die this round if you lynch me. :wink: