Kingdom of Love (and sexuality)

since the frontroom has a science subforum, a place where geeks can jack off, I think the .org is ready for a place where sexual themes can be discussed properly and in .org fashion. I'm thinking of the type of questions Edyz usually asks, like how was your first time, how do I have sex, should I sell myself for sex and money, blabla.

The brings me to my second proposition, I think such a place needs a female Moderator and Edyz as Assistant moderator. Because it is entirely his thing, being the selfish sexually frustrated teen that he is :P

(joke edyz ;) dont kill me!)

Make love not total war? :beam:

no im completely serious :P why not have a place (away from under aged peeps) to discuss these matters. not to turn it into a pr0nforum or something else.

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

no im completely serious :P why not have a place (away from under aged peeps) to discuss these matters. not to turn it into a pr0nforum or something else.

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Most of us are probably passed teen anxiety, it's always a good subject though maybe you should make a horny teenagers subgroup where you can discuss it without running into walls. Most people here are mature enough to discuss sexual matters, or ask your parents.

Most people here are mature enough to discuss sexual matters


exactly my point... so i thought why not have a forum for it. besides who is us? the "old guard"? yeah prolly, hence the name... but people keep coming in every day, and TW aint exactly yahtzee

This is a very good idea, a place where we sexually frustrated geeks get some help. I will be the one who opens the first thread, on an Indian supermarket girl. ~:0

I don't think we should have too many sub-forums with limited activity in each. It's like being in a massive stadium with only a few hundred people, it doesn't have the atmosphere. The Guild feels more clostrophobic (sp?) the way it is... I mean that in a good way though, I just couldn't think of the right word.

Just use this thread and hpe it doesn't get locked.

Since you've mentioned things usually discussed by teenagers, and at the same time you want to have that subforum off limits to teenagers, I fail to see the point.

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

clostrophobic (sp?) t

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claustrophobic

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Originally Posted by Reverend Joe

Just use this thread and hpe it doesn't get locked.

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Technically, a request for a new sub-forum should be brought up in the Watchtower, since I'm pretty sure only Tosa would have the power to make it happen. I second the Reverend here, just use this thread and keep it within the overall forum rules.

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Originally Posted by Sarmatian

Since you've mentioned things usually discussed by teenagers, and at the same time you want to have that subforum off limits to teenagers, I fail to see the point.



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nah, not off limit to teenagers, but to 8 year olds... who also happen to go trough the frontroom... hit me in the head why they even play TW or watch the Frontroom... but hey, kids nowadays are wacko... :inquisitive: seriously... kids are ruined.

Call them mature. Not ruined :yes: Futures bright orgres!

(17 year old here btw)

The Guild is a PG13 board, you must be 13 or have parental consent to be a member.

It would be funny is some really young members ended up in the Backroom...

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

It would be funny is some really young members ended up in the Backroom...

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I dunno why but after reading your post, I conjured an image of purgatory after that statement.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

The Guild is a PG13 board, you must be 13 or have parental consent to be a member.

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wow i joined at a pretty good time then :yes: theres no swearing or nudity anyway, and talks about the game have no violence mentioned, this should be a 3+ board!

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Originally Posted by Decker

I dunno why but after reading your post, I conjured an image of purgatory after that statement.

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I don't really know what you mean...

You've got to admit, it would be funny if some 8 year old who plays TW got the parental permission to sign up here, and then the parent dies of a heart attack when they see some of our backroom threads.

What would a child turn out to be like if it was raised by the influences of Fragony, PanzerJaeger, myself etc?

No offence intended at all to anyone I listed (I did list myself), its just we tend to be grouped as the bigots for various reasons. I want to avoid any nastiness in the Kingdom of peace and love, it was just a funny thought...

Which is why the backroom is not visible. You have to apply for membership.

Out of the group of my RL friends here, only myself and Beefy have access to the backroom.

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

I don't really know what you mean...

You've got to admit, it would be funny if some 8 year old who plays TW got the parental permission to sign up here, and then the parent dies of a heart attack when they see some of our backroom threads.

What would a child turn out to be like if it was raised by the influences of Fragony, PanzerJaeger, myself etc?

No offence intended at all to anyone I listed (I did list myself), its just we tend to be grouped as the bigots for various reasons. I want to avoid any nastiness in the Kingdom of peace and love, it was just a funny thought...

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that would be one sadistic dictator...

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Which is why the backroom is not visible. You have to apply for membership.

Out of the group of my RL friends here, only myself and Beefy have access to the backroom.

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I don't remember applying for the Backroom... I thought it just appeared when you became a full Member.

It's only a recent thing. After we joined.

It's under user groups, if you want to take a look for yourself.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/profi...editusergroups

Gameroom and Backroom are user groups, along with your base member group, Senior Member for myself.

I hope nobody minds if I just read this for the lulz and not the info.

A thread on sexual conqests, as well as sexual information, etc.? Wow... Guys, you need to get some gir- You know what? Nevermind.

Girlfriends are overrated, when sentient AI is only less then a decade away if the Terminator prophecy movies are correct.

................ You actually watch that? :inquisitive:

The Terminator movies or EDIT: I LOVE SKYNET! SKYNET IS GREAT!

Uh... The former, I suppose. In fact, don't even talk to me of your experiences with the latter! :laugh4:

I just made that up, its wont exist for another decade like I said. In fact... I should edit that out in case Skynet starts searching the internet and targets me...

:inquisitive: Well, it could be worse, I suppose, i.e. Star Wars.

Don't make fun of Star Wars.

:wall: You can't be serious! Please tell me why we are friends again. :laugh4:

Because we are both pricks that enjoy Total War games?

This topic should be in watchroom.

Dunno about the idea...

-why not?
-why not go a specific forum for this kind of stuff when you want to discuss this kind of stuff? it's after all a tw forum. It's cool that we have such a large off-topic section, but I think we shouldn't separate in into every possible subject that anyone would want to talk about.

If sex or women are really on your mind than the Backroom would probably be you best bet. Provided you did it in a mature manner and it wasn't very graphic,

*facepalm*
Just grab some tissues and go to 4chan and get it over with.

I don't know why, but Kekvit's comment made me laugh for like 5 minutes. Maybe because I know what 4chan is like.

As do most who reference it here, however TS isn't old enough to visit 4chan.

Speaking of TS...he's meant to be in Australia. I'm worried because I think I was meant to show him around, but I can't contact him...

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I don't know why, but Kekvit's comment made me laugh for like 5 minutes. Maybe because I know what 4chan is like.

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Would you mind sharing it with the rest of us (or at least with me)? I got the point, tissues were rather obvious clue, but I have no idea what a "4chan" is...

I don't think we can link it.

Basically, 4chan is an anonymous imageboard.

If I liken it to a forum, like the guild, it has multiple sub-forums (frontroom/backroom etc) that serve as areas for discussion. Each area has its own rules, apart from the global rules.

There is one area (the /b/ board, "Random", is its name) which has no rules. Supposedly the overall server rules apply, but the only one that is followed is no Child Porn. Even that is broken often, and sometimes allowed by the invisible mods (until earlier this year, you were forced to be anonymous) for a period of time.

This area of the internet is the "Anonymous" in real life that protests against scientology, that makes "cars explode" and so forth. It also spawns 'memes' which are just simple lines and/or responses based off movies/funny threads on the imageboard itself.

Examples:
Many lolcats
Become an hero
I think X is a pretty cool guy. Eh, Y and doesnt afraid of anything. (I think pevergreen a pretty cool guy. Eh, posts about 4chan to noobs and doesnt afraid of anything)
V-Tech just kicked in yo.
Do a barrell roll (when asked a question)
Kill it with fire
Man the harpoons.
I was saving that bacon
Tony Stark built this in a cave.
x y is x (Fail troll is fail)
etc

Often referred to as the cess-pool of the internet it is literally randomness to the extreme. It supposedly spawned the "Rules of the internet" and also declares war on other internet sites (Such as Habbo Hotel and gaia, which is interesting as gaia actually made the rules of the internet)

Searching for encyclopedia dramatica will give outlines on many memes and events throughout the chans history (4chan is not the only one, many others are around, 7chan, 711chan etc. 4chan was not the first either)
Searching for 4chan will get you to the site, and searching for the 4chan archive will give you threads that have been saved by users for whatever reasons.

Disclaimer: 4chan requires you to be over 18 and is full of very very offensive material. Do not visit it unless you are prepared and over 18.

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As do most who reference it here, however TS isn't old enough to visit 4chan.

Speaking of TS...he's meant to be in Australia. I'm worried because I think I was meant to show him around, but I can't contact him...

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relax pever, ill send you a mail when im heading for brisbane! :D

i'm going to china 16th of january, than to new zealand 16th of february, ill arrive in sydney 16th of march and somwhere in april ill be in brisbane i think.


never heard of 4chan though, not aroused by the thought either... however, I am old enough :P :crooked:

Oh, you said you were going to be here in December!

:laugh4: April it is!

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Oh, you said you were going to be here in December!

:laugh4: April it is!

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april it is :D

better prepare, i expect a real good tour and some hot chix

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never heard of 4chan though, not aroused by the thought either... however, I am old enough :P :crooked:

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Take a look at encyclopediadramatica. It's pretty much 4chan in a nutshell.