People who play EB are sexy!

What further proof could you need? Just look in the mirror! And if you are in any doubt just check out the EB babes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yznCGjnV4o

EB may not take place in the far east but by God playing EB sure makes us attractive to the mostly far-east asian EB babes! These girls can't get enough of us sexy people who regularly do gorgeous things such as 'move troops in the north,' 'beseige Bibracte' and 'flank the phalangites with my Hetairoi'

Yes gentlemen we are walking talking Sex Gods.

Here is proof of one of your fellow EBers' sexyness. This is me in one of my most glorious and respectable moods over a year ago. About 3 and a half mins in you can see EBs awesome influence as I attempt to say 'Toxotai Misthophoroi' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogpjl9pwslg

Who could resist!!!????



(I wrote this when I was high on caffeine earlier in the TWC forum. I found it hilarious at the time and I still find it mildly amusing)

Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

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Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

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Its a guaranteed success. I try not to drop the EB bomb too often when I go out because I embarrass all the other guys and make them look silly when I leave with 5 of the hottest girls at the bar on each arm after mentioning how I got a Heroic Victory in Celtiberia against the Lusitanians. Makes them go wet as october...

3D is pig disgusting.

Oh the EB babes are old. They have been posted and found before.

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Oh the EB babes are old. They have been posted and found before.

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what the heck is all this about?:inquisitive:

EDIT: I mean, what is the EB babes about? are they really about EB-the mod?

Sure TPC and Bovi founded it. ~:rolleyes: Which is what made the latter's mother in law so angry. :sweatdrop:~;)

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what the heck is all this about?:inquisitive:

EDIT: I mean, what is the EB babes about? are they really about EB-the mod?

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Lol no that would be pretty cool if they were. I think they are just a typical bunch of average to good looking girls who think that because one or two guys said they are attractive they have taken it upon themselves to try and make a carrier out of being an airhead. I think EB must stand for something else for them and its just a coincidence that the name of their group is the EB Babes. Dunno what it stands for though I'm sure I could find out with a little effort but I'm not that bothered.

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Sure TPC and Bovi founded it. ~:rolleyes: Which is what made the latter's mother in law so angry. :sweatdrop:~;)

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LOL yeah these girls heard about us sexy people from the internet and all made a fan group. Many of them come from Japan and China but Mimi and Kiwi are from Singapore and Vietnam respectively. They met in Manilla where they decided to fly to random places around the world getting into photo shoots for magazines promoting glorious Europa Barbarorum and its sexy participants. I have used up my lifetimes supply of sperm in these girls. C'est la vie I guess.

I think i would get a negative reaction if i said "My phalanx is advancing on you tonight"....

Sounds like a bad porn movie.

"You hold 'er up front, while I charge from the rear!"

even better, or worse..."You make me wanna pick up my sarissa"

you have got to see my gaesetae costume :D

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Lol no that would be pretty cool if they were. I think they are just a typical bunch of average to good looking girls who think that because one or two guys said they are attractive they have taken it upon themselves to try and make a carrier out of being an airhead. I think EB must stand for something else for them and its just a coincidence that the name of their group is the EB Babes. Dunno what it stands for though I'm sure I could find out with a little effort but I'm not that bothered.

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why thanks for enlighteneing me.

I can see it now. 3am, Saturday.

"Oh fuzz, yes, yes! Push into Anatolia! Sack my Bithynia!"

edit; ....on second thought, I'd run if I heard that :P

Where's a Hetaira when you need one?

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Where's a Hetaira when you need one?

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:nice:

EB has done WONDERS to my sex life.

All I gotta do, is walk into the club as confident as ever, pick out any girl that strikes me entertaining...and whisper this in her ear...

"...you know, Alexander the Great? Well, I'm what inspired his father, Phillip II, to use extra long shafts to penetrate any enemy of the state. I am deadly with an overhand and underhand thrust... ;)"

They never know what the hell I'm actually talking about, but all the talk about shafts and thrusting just gets them all hot and bothered.

Works 60% of the time, all the time!

ACIN and Methuselah need to see this...

"How about i catch you in Hannibal's perfect envelopement manouver"
Maybe if this goes on long enough then a decent pick up line might appear.
The stangest thing would be if they reciprocated with some sort of antiquity based flirtation...would that be a good thing?

What I can see from this post are three things.
1. There are no women playing EB. I found once a girl playing Age of Empires II, and she almost beat me (so she was good).
2. Who was the guy that designed de Gaesetae??? In a very old post he said he inspired in himself for the design of the units, so he must be the only guy playing EB who gets laid.
3. We all have the yellow fever. I love asian girls, they are so.... cute????

As im living in the far east I might as well spread the wonders of EB here...

Might take a while to organise babes though :sweatdrop:

Guys, the EB babes is a group of sexy dancers and entertainers. EB stands for Eat Bulaga, a noon time TV shows in the Philippines. The EB babes are founded by this noon time TV show to entertain the viewers. Before EB babes, there were the Sex Bomb Dancers. The other channel got this Viva hot babes to compete with the Sex Bomb Dancers.

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ACIN and Methuselah need to see this...

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DEAR GOD, I ASK NOTHING FROM YOU, EXCEPT THAT FOOT DOES NOT LOCK THE GREATEST THREAD THE EB FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN!


Edit: There are females playing EB?

o rly? pix plz

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

DEAR GOD, I ASK NOTHING FROM YOU, EXCEPT THAT FOOT DOES NOT LOCK THE GREATEST THREAD THE EB FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN!


Edit: There are females playing EB?

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Yes there are.


https://i185.photobucket.com/albums/...e/inb4lock.jpg

check this out!

http://www.eatbulaga.tv/ebbabes/index.htm

That bulge in Aang's pants is interesting.

Yes I know of someone who is quite good looking and she has finished one casse campaing...

However.. I should not say more of this or his BF might come and hit me :sweatdrop:

Please don't lock, it's entertaining! :dancinglock:

http://www.gifflix.com/files/933cc5f311b4.gif
https://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...ukca/ibtl1.jpg

Believe it or not, while I was driving to my office this morning, I was thinking should I post a thread "Is there any female EB players around here?"

I guess that you are a single and looking? lol

And good question btw

hehehe......Nope, I am married to a beautiful and lovely wife......and sexy too. And last November we had a healthy baby boy. A new EB member as well. :laugh4:

I am just curious that do ever girls play wargames? My wife played AOE2 before, but EB RTW is totally different. And even girls play wargames, they are just for fun unlike me, a hardcore player.

We need more "in before the lock" pics and gifs.

Haha, I would like to...... But I am afraid to be charge for spamming and suspension.

NERFED

http://www.appscout.com/images/spam%20boy.jpg

See you in jail.

:dancinglock::dancinglock:

Someone asked for it, here it goes:

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/...oreTheLock.gif

Gah, bunch of skirt-deprived teens and young adults fantasizing about the most unlikely things... Unfortunately, if any girl plays EB, she is probably overweight and none-too attractive, since I have only met overweight and non-attractive truly intelligent girls. Its the usual dilemma. You either go for the good and smart wife or a stupid and "hot" socialite. rarely do you get the two. Generally, an intelligent person knows that what is inside the brain is what matters the most, therefore often neglecting or not spending much time bothering with the looks. Which is wise, since women take forever to beatify themselves, something that is pure vanity.

Oh wait, that was meant for that other spam thread about EB girls that's slightly less offensive.

Unfortunately for me, over 33% of the girls in my school are attractive AND smart. :embarassed:

This is starting to feel like that marijuana thread...

Something that should have been locked right away but for various reason continued on for more than a page. The marijuana thread happened during Christmas. No moderators were present. I do not see them now either, so I'll give them the benefit of doubt. ..

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We need more "in before the lock" pics and gifs.

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So you sunk to their level too, eh? I thought you were above this, man. Gawd... :laugh4:




Anyways, I'm locking this thread. Idiots. :dancinglock:

Do it already then. Let not this travesty continue.

:dancinglock::dancinglock::dancinglock: :dancinglock::dancinglock::dancinglock:

Srsly, you people don't like girl gaming threads?

https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a..._re_a_homo.jpg

:dancinglock: :dancinglock: :dancinglock: :dancinglock: :dancinglock: :dancinglock:

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/image...d_hot_lock.gif

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Srsly, you people don't like girl gaming threads?

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The little Roman fanboy, unable to get a girl in RL, quickly scours the EB Forum only to find none and denounce me as a "Homo" because I saw his sad situation for what it truly is. This just keeps getting better and better... :no:

Marcus, c'mon man, lock this thread already.

Are you kidding me Meth? You, the biggest spammer on the org wants to close down one of the most interesting threads the EB forums have had in a long time. I am getting sick of month after month of "why can't I recruit roman units in taras! waaaaaa FAQ? no, I wanna have someone answer me, because this is a free mod and i demand someone to answer me and not have to look in the FAQ!"

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"why can't I recruit roman units in taras! waaaaaa FAQ? no, I wanna have someone answer me, because this is a free mod and i demand someone to answer me and not have to look in the FAQ!"

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Yeah, you actually have a good point. Remember that kid who came in with these simple questions, then got all pissed off when he was told politely to check the FAQ. Seriously, boy, are you so spoiled as to throw a tantrum over an offer of help? :no:

NEED MORE IN BEFORE THE LOCK PICS!

Lockety lock lock LOCK!!! :dancinglock:

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Lockety lock lock LOCK!!! :dancinglock:

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I disagree and discourage it from doing so. I am a little tired of seeing threads of "how to fight.....", or "check the FAQ". Sad to see interesting threads like "Ancient Partying" and "EB Jokes" to be locked.

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I disagree and discourage it from doing so. I am a little tired of seeing threads of "how to fight.....", or "check the FAQ". Sad to see interesting threads like "Ancient Partying" and "EB Jokes" to be locked.

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Yeah I really really don't see the point in ruining harmless fun. I can understand controversial topics or people being racist or talking about illegal activities resulting in thread lock (not that I'd lock many if I had the power) but hey....

...anyway http://www.eatbulaga.tv/ebbabes/eb-profile.htm

I'll have Lian but if shes already taken I think I'll have Mae or Belle as my second choices.

Then you should visit Philippines.

I would like to say that not all EBers are friendless virgins. I think we are one of the less tragic bunch of gamers. Now players of Final Fantasy and other strange role playing games is where you'll find the most tragic cases IMO.

Hahahaha hilarious thread :2thumbsup:

Your face is hilarious. :clown:

Where are the mods when you need them... :turtle:

Will everyone stop making posts asking the mods to close this, why can't we just enjoy an off topic thread before it inevitably gets locked. This is why we can't have nice things guys.

So, Mike, how's your wonderful family been doin' lately? By the by, you failed to answer my query on the topic of whether you had a sister or not a while back. Therefore, I take this opportunity now to formally demand an answer.

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Now players of Final Fantasy and other strange role playing games is where you'll find the most tragic cases IMO.

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Not to mention World of Warcraft and other MMOs.

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So, Mike, how's your wonderful family been doin' lately? By the by, you failed to answer my query on the topic of whether you had a sister or not a while back. Therefore, I take this opportunity now to formally demand an answer.

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This is where the thread gets locked and I don't have to reply.

:dancinglock:

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There are females playing EB?

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I know of one, who actually finished EB 1.0 Sabyn campaign all the way to victory conditions and is currently playing as Hayasdan in EB 1.2. :yes:

By the way, she used to be very good in Age of Empires II too, to the big surprise of one of my good friends who got terribly beaten by her...:charge: