Futurama Dramarama Mafiarama! (Ramarama) [Concluded]

" Ah, space. The final frontier. Ol' reliable. The big... uh, empty."

Captain Zapp Brannigan stood on the deck of the vast space cruise ship, looking out to the blackness around him. "Kif" he announced, addressing his second-in-command "everytime I see it I'm reminded of just how boring and worthless it all is". The pair stood on the deck of the Titanic II, the sister ship of the massive Titanic, the most luxurious ship ever built.
"Sir, might I ask how you convinced the ships owners that you should captain this vessel after you piloted the last one into a black hole"? Kif asked.
"Piloted is such an ugly word, Kif. Besides they wanted the best Captain around and you can't spell Captain without Brannigan. Although, they did insist I didn't actually pilot the ship, for insurance purposes." Zapp turned and began walking toward the bridge. "Not that I mind, this gives me more time to spend with the lovely ladies who will be onboard".
"Sigh".

Meanwhile, somewhere in New New York, trouble was brewing. In a room illuminated only by a single television...
"The Titanic II, launching later today on it's maiden voyage, is the most expensive spaceship ever produced. It's value is estimated at somewhere near twenty trillion Earth dollars. Morbo hopes it burns, destroying the puny humans inside".
"Hahaha-". the sound abruptly cut out as the T.V. flicked off.

"You know boys" Donbot said slowly "that newscast gave me an idea. If that ship's so valuable, perhaps we should requisition it for us, the robot mafia".
"Good plan boss!" Clamps said eagerly, "we should head up there and give em' a clampin' they'll never forget!"
"No, my aptly named henchmen. For this, I think we're gonna have to go outside the organization..."

Welcome to Futurama Mafia


Rules:
No screenshots, or quoting pm's from the host. You may reveall your role privately or in thread at any time, though.

The dead may post in the thread, but may not talk about the game outside it (quicktopic, pm's etc).

Vote in the usual method, for example Vote: Tratorix. All votes must be bolded. If you wish to change your vote, you must unvote the person you first voted for. For example Unvote: Tratorix, Vote: Sasaki Kojiro Unbolded votes will not be counted.

Players who fail to vote for two day phases without pm'ing me with a reasonable explanation will be WOG'ed. Suicides will not be allowed. If you cannot participate, pm me and I will try to organize a replacement.

Phases will be 24 hours long, but may extend at my discretion if something unexpected happens.

If the round ends tied, the round will be extended until someone breaks it. First vote breaks the tie, any after it don't count.

Role Info:
All roles will be unique and have a Primary and Secondary Victory condition. The Secondary conditions will be(mostly) unique to each role and are not to be revealed to anyone. Each role will also have a special ability. Completing one will earn a minor victory, while completing both earns you a major victory. People who get a major victory will earn the fabulous prize of looking down on those losers who only got a minor victory. You don't want to be a loser do you?

I'm looking for 15 players. :2thumbsup:

Signups(15/15)
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
pevergreen
atheotes
Death is yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
Askthepizzaguy
Beskar
Diana Abnoba
Shinseikhaan
YLC
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Khazaar
Splitpersonality

Vote: AVSM

In.

Did you see me escaping back there? I was all like "Woop-woop woop."

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Vote: AVSM

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as you please Vote:AVSM

In!

Vote:Atheotes

For bandwagoning :smash:

In for the win

And that's the story of how I got my new shell. It looks just like the one I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster. But this one had a live raccoon inside.

Why not..?? IN:clown:

Oh Futurama.... I cannot resist.

:charge:

in.

in!!

Diana Abnoba would like to join. She just can't get to the computer atm.

:clown:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Diana Abnoba would like to join. She just can't get to the computer atm.

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Very well, i'll add her to the list.

Innage!

Well, I was hoping to start this game tonight, but looks like that's not gonna happen. Since I'll be at work tommorrow I'll leave sign ups open until I get home, then we'll start whether we have 15 or 14 players.

In.

I would've thought you'd have 15 by now, too... I will not let this mafia game start with an unused role.

In if it's not totally full D:

If split wants to play, you can give the role to him- I'm a bit busy in three other mafia games as well right now, and the game would be better with a more active player.

Very well, Chaotix is in, then he's out and splitpersonality is in. Sign ups are closed, role pms should be out within an hour or so.

“This is going off without a hitch!” Richard Nixon, President of Earth, crowed from his perch in the wheelhouse of the massive Titanic II. Some of the ships guests had been given the prestigious honour of being invited to stay in the prestigious luxury suites attached to the ships main bridge. The President and ship’s Captain were in the process of hosting a reception for these honoured guests. “Yes, truly a fine evening. Even you couldn’t screw this night up Brannigan.” Zapp Brannigan looked up from his drink in surprise.
“Mr. President, never tell me what I can’t do. I can make the impossible possible, then take the possible and make it implausible. And the-“ Zapp was cut off as all the lights on the bridge suddenly winked out all at once, a cry of panic rising up from the crowd. A single gun shot rang out and then the lights flickered to life almost as quickly as they went out. Everyone slowly got to their feet, looking around for any sign of the culprit. All they could see was bewildered faces.
“Seal the bridge!” Noxon roared, furiously looking around for Zapp Brannigan as the security doors snapped shut. The ships captain finally emerged from under the table after the bridge was totally locked down.
“Sorry sir” he said smoothly “I thought the culprit might have tried to hide under the table after he attacked.” Nixon didn’t seem to have heard him.
"No one's leaving until I find out who did this!" Nixon screamed "What's the damage?"
"Well sir" Kif answered, "our communications are offline." He gestured to a melting heap of instruments on one of the panels.
"Probably that blasted robot mafia, trying to steal this ship. Well, I'll find out who committed this heinous crime."At that a voice from the crowd abruptly piped up.
"How?" Nixon paused for a moment pondering the situation. Then his eyes lit up.
"I've got it!" he cried jubilantly "you'll all vote on who you think did it, and we'll throw that person out the airlock. Everyone is a suspect except me and green boy here." The President began to laugh uncontrollably "HAROOOOOOOOH! Finally democracy is working for Nixon!" Everyone in the room exchanged nervous glance. "Well, what are you waiting for! START VOTING!"

All right, role pms are sent out. If you have any questions or didn't get a role for some reason, pm me. Roleplaying is of course encouraged.

Day 1 begins NOW and will end Monday June 22nd at 8pm EST.

Start your voting.

FLuh Where is my lovely Kiff?

Vote: Cultured Drizzt fan
:drama3::drama2:

I am not sure I can even trust myself! such is the plight of an artist!

Vote: Death is Yonder

His name is still a threat.

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Originally Posted by Lord Winter

Vote: Death is Yonder

His name is still a threat.

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Vote:Lord Winter

Vote: Death is Yonder

Hooray, I'm being useful!

Vote: Khaan

I'm the only one allowed to kill here!

Ah, Kif! Attend me.

Captains log Stardate 1: We seem to have been attacked. After heroically searching the entire deck myself, while the others trembled in fear, I have determined that one of the men has betrayed us. I must remember to cut everyone's rations when I get back to base. Another note to self; get Kif to polish my medals, they are beginning to look dirty, and if we are stuck in space then I must look my best for the ladies. I even entertain myself Kif, how I wish I could be you for a day. Ha ha!

Oh Kif you entertain me so with your sigh...its like a combination of the girls from Mars with the destruction capability of the killbots. Alluring but almost as deadly as it is seductively evil.

Now, I must be off to practise my cheering on of two girls going at it.

Brave-o! En-core!

Great everlasting gobstoppers! The robot mafia? Here?

I agree with nixon's course of action, I would like to request that you all make your votes easy to read, as I will be the man counting them.

I will try to remain as impartial as I can, and with that Vote: Khaan, to tie things up nicely.


DeathisYonder 2 - (LordWinter, 'khaan)
Shinseikhaan 2 - (AVSM, Split)
CulturedDrizztFan 1 - (CDF)
LordWinter 1 - (DIY)

Vote: Pevergreen

IC-
1. for being such a wuss and hiding under the table.
2. for the way too short tops/dresses/uniform he wears.
3. for always trying to pick me up, the so called seductive moves he makes on me.

(can't he see I'm not interested at all)

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Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan

Vote: Death is Yonder

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:furious3:

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Hooray, I'm being useful!

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:laugh4::laugh4:

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Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

Great everlasting gobstoppers! The robot mafia? Here?

I agree with nixon's course of action, I would like to request that you all make your votes easy to read, as I will be the man counting them.

I will try to remain as impartial as I can, and with that Vote: Khaan, to tie things up nicely.


DeathisYonder 2 - (LordWinter, 'khaan)
Shinseikhaan 2 - (AVSM, Split)
CulturedDrizztFan 1 - (CDF)
LordWinter 1 - (DIY)

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:yes::yes: :2thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Vote: Khaan

I'm the only one allowed to kill here!

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:scared:



DeathisYonder 2 - (LordWinter, 'khaan)
Shinseikhaan 2 - (AVSM, Split)
CulturedDrizztFan 1 - (CDF)
LordWinter 1 - (DIY)

:inquisitive:....:inquisitive:.....:inquisitive:....

:idea2:

Unvote: Lord Winter
Vote: Khaan

Shinseikhaan 3 - (AVSM, Split, DIY)
DIY 2 - (Lord Winter, Khaan)
Cultured Drizzt Fan 1 - (CDF)

:2thumbsup: :beam::smug:

:medievalcheers::medievalcheers::shakehands:

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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

Vote: Pevergreen

IC-
1. for being such a wuss and hiding under the table.
2. for the way too short tops/dresses/uniform he wears.
3. for always trying to pick me up, the so called seductive moves he makes on me.

(can't he see I'm not interested at all)

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You, sir, are an eyediot.

Real man follow my example, Zapp Brannigan, and don't wear pants. the freedom is incredible.

......*Makes annoying animal noises to state his case...nobody understands and he just gives up.....content to have his belly rubbed* Vote:Khaan

Hey, friends, what's with all the voting for me? You wouldn't hurt your good friend Zoidberg, right? Right?














Oh. :sad:

*makes a pity-like animal noise....*Unvote:Khaan Vote:DIY

Vote: Pevergreen

Egads gentlemen! Surely you can not vote for the brave captain leading this ship?

Kif! Chain that thing up and then whip it. Seductively.

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

*makes a pity-like animal noise....*Unvote:Khaan Vote:DIY

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~:pissed:~:pissed:~:angry:~:angry:~:mad~:mad

Arrgh, I´m late to the opening, as usual (my nocturnal friends). Let´s have some dinner first and then decide who to vaccum outta here.

Vote: Nolynch

Vote Khann

Trips

Poq Gai ow lun dun jhew hai

Spleesh Zoidberg I axed you yesterday to stop leaving your shell

Is it me, or is there a reasonless bandwagon on Khaan to try and save DIY? And it's not even for the lulz either.

Wonderful way of letting the mafia hide in the tally people, how about next we just remove ALL content and discussion and just use random.org to decide our votes.

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Originally Posted by YLC

Is it me, or is there a reasonless bandwagon on Khaan to try and save DIY? And it's not even for the lulz either.

Wonderful way of letting the mafia hide in the tally people, how about next we just remove ALL content and discussion and just use random.org to decide our votes.

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Well Bluh! Its the first round anyone saying they have a reason to vote for someone is kidding themselves.

I have a reason for voting for myself! I am guilty!!!!! :yes:

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Originally Posted by YLC

Is it me, or is there a reasonless bandwagon on Khaan

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:yes:

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to try and save DIY? And it's not even for the lulz either.

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:no:

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Wonderful way of letting the mafia hide in the tally people

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:yes: :wall: :wall: :embarassed:

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how about next we just remove ALL content and discussion and just use random.org to decide our votes.

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:shame: :help::lipsrsealed2:

:sweatdrop:

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Originally Posted by Lord Winter

Vote: Death is Yonder

His name is still a threat.

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:inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by Death is yonder

Vote:Lord Winter

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Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan

Vote: Death is Yonder

Hooray, I'm being useful!

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Vote: Khaan

I'm the only one allowed to kill here!

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:inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

Great everlasting gobstoppers! The robot mafia? Here?

I agree with nixon's course of action, I would like to request that you all make your votes easy to read, as I will be the man counting them.

I will try to remain as impartial as I can, and with that Vote: Khaan, to tie things up nicely.


DeathisYonder 2 - (LordWinter, 'khaan) :no:
Shinseikhaan 2 - (AVSM, Split) :whip::whip: :devilish:


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Unvote; Lord Winter, Vote: Khaan

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

......*Makes annoying animal noises to state his case...nobody understands and he just gives up.....content to have his belly rubbed* Vote:Khaan

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:inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:!!!

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:confused::confused::hanged::hanged:

:shame::shame::shame:

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Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder

Well Bluh! Its the first round anyone saying they have a reason to vote for someone is kidding themselves.

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Yes, but it's not even for fun, it's just an excuse to vote for someone right now. If you don't have a reason to vote for someone, vote no lynch, instead of wasting a useful power role (just FYI, we are ALL power roles), or at the very least, voice your own suspicions instead of hoping onto a bandwagon like that? Your not even using your vote to try and stir discussion, your just lazily throwing it out into the crowd and hoping it's not noticed amidst the random voting.

Unvote: Pevergreen
Vote: Blackadder

And DIY, it just looks like your being saved, whether or not thats true remains to be seen.

ok fine, if you all want to be mean like that then, Unvote: CDF, Vote: no lynch

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Originally Posted by Tratorix

[I]
Signups(15/15)
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
pevergreen
atheotes
Death is yonder
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
Askthepizzaguy
Beskar
Diana Abnoba
Shinseikhaan
YLC
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Khazaar
Splitpersonality

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:feedback::feedback:

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Originally Posted by YLC

Yes, but it's not even for fun, it's just an excuse to vote for someone right now. If you don't have a reason to vote for someone, vote no lynch, instead of wasting a useful power role (just FYI, we are ALL power roles:inquisitive:), or at the very least, voice your own suspicions instead of hoping onto a bandwagon like that? Your not even using your vote to try and stir discussion, your just lazily throwing it out into the crowd and hoping it's not noticed amidst the random voting.

Unvote: Pevergreen
Vote: Blackadder

And DIY, it just looks like your being saved, whether or not thats true remains to be seen.
:sorry2::sorry2::sorry:

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ATPG- 2

:bump::bump:
:jawdrop:
:laugh4::laugh4:

The host stated in the sign up post that we each had a special ability DIY, ergo each of us is a power role since any role with an ability makes it a power role, whether it be mafia or town, or neutral.

this is ridiculous! I vote for myself and say I am guilty and I don't even get a eye batted my way. yet DIY doesn't even have to do anything to see the votes rolling in! :furious3: lucky punk!

*only eats everything in the fridge and burps in DIY's face*:laugh4:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Kill CDF....sounds like a Joker role.....:inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

*only eats everything in the fridge and burps in DIY's face*:laugh4:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Kill CDF....sounds like a Joker role.....:inquisitive:

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Are you forgetting that Jokers win if killed?

I will have you know do not joke! (much :clown::clown::clown:)

of course there is also the chance I am the mafia and lying to try and get you all to believe you cant vote me off. (what are you going to do now?)

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Originally Posted by YLC

The host stated in the sign up post that we each had a special ability DIY, ergo each of us is a power role since any role with an ability makes it a power role, whether it be mafia or town, or neutral.

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:bow:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

*only eats everything in the fridge and burps in DIY's face*:laugh4:

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:bigcry:

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Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan

I will have you know do not joke! (much :clown::clown::clown:)

of course there is also the chance I am the mafia and lying to try and get you all to believe you cant vote me off. (what are you going to do now?)

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Let the mafia take that gamble while we actually try to find the real mafioso? Just a thought.

DIY's a mute! Let's break his legs and take his money!

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Originally Posted by Death is yonder

:feedback::feedback:

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hmm... feedback huh... all i see is a bunch of random voting going on and no one has any justifications for their vote :clown:

Alright, no one is going to even take a look at what is happening, then I will Unvote: Blackadder, Vote: DIY to tie it up.

As soon as the situation changes, I will change my vote, and I suggest we all go no lynch.

Vote: No lynch

Vote: No Lynch

*shrug* ''khazaar seems like a likely suspect for a criminal! That dirty lobster only messes up my file cabnet anyway.

There's no way I'm doing any more paperwork, so my vote stays cemented!

Watch who you call Lobster, you old fishmonger you...

On the other subject, I presume we don´t have a willing subject to try out outer space and its effects on organic lifeforms. Oh well...

Unvote: DIY
Vote: No lynch

Unvote: no lynch, Vote: CDF

come on people, I am wishy washy, bandwagon me!

Unvote: Khaan, Vote: No lynch

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Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan

Unvote: no lynch, Vote: CDF

come on people, I am wishy washy, bandwagon me!

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give the man what he wants

Unvote: no lynch, Vote: CDF

I thank you good sir!!!!

That was so scummy, I can't move my legs!

Superking is displeased.....

He's probably an actor trying to get one of his victory conditions! Don't fall into his trap!

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Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty

He's probably an actor trying to get one of his victory conditions! Don't fall into his trap!

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you mean a joker role? if so i dont think he will be so blatant about it :juggle2:

He doesn't have to be a joker, he could be an actor tryign to get himself killed for his victory condition. Actors =/= Jokers, are they?

Hey days, what did I miss?
http://share.skype.com/sites/uk/2008...tephen_Fry.jpg

or I could be the mafia trying to win through sheer WIFOM. Think about it, just think about it.

Gah! WIFOM hate.

*shakes head, then goes and lies down on his basket* Unvote:DIY Vote:No lynch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

He MUST be a Joker role.....no worry's....someone well get him tonight or if it's a WIFOM his fate is sealed....:smash:

Yes sounds like CDF is joker or actor role, so don't vote for him today. Also sounds like DIY is mute or can only use smileys to talk, (or he really missed those smileys when they were down). Strange role also.

Okay to be more serious;

Unvote, Vote: No Lynch

ohh the drama! :drama2:, If only you would all believe me! Surely I am scum! (well if not scum then at least A great last round lynch choice)

i am convinced...
Unvote: CDF, Vote: no lynch

now why would you do that!!!!! mafia! :clown: