ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?
at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.
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ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?
at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.
My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily
Frack, are you in 12th grade?
If I remember correctly, there are a few clubs in Atlanta that are BYOB or completely dry, which means you can go in. If the club has a liquor license, you are out of luck. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Apart from the fact that you have to be 18 to get to 19 and so on....sorry Charlie. Once you hit 19 you can go to the Canadian ballet and get drunk legally. Or do what the rest of us did...get drunk illegally now.
Sweet Jitters, is it just me who believes that alcohol combined with provocatively-dressed (hell, or even naked), presumably attractive women who are paid to do their best to seduce men and yet are not allowed to engage in any sort of sexual intercourse is a bad idea? Strip clubs with liquor? What's next, LSD dens with guns? Auto racing with sleeping pills?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Woooooo! Go get :daisy: hammered!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Oh... Wait... USA, right. :tongue:
An 18th without going out and getting sloshed, I find this concept hard to grasp. :thinking:
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Oh, happy b'day by the way
Haha, I'm older'n you, bwoi! :smile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooah
EDIT: Yeah, that's right! I can gamble, I can drink, I can go get a ho ta gimme a lapdance, you name it!
EDIT2: Happy b-day! :balloon:
nope, 11th. you see, i was born in NY, moved to israel where i started school, then came back. so in israel in in 12th, here in in 11th. messed up, isnt it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Not sure about today, but in the 90's it was fairly common in the ATL. It might be a southern/Atlanta thing, it's probably due to the mix of Deep South religious influences and Atlanta's hedonism. Atlanta (or rather Fulton County) had lots of strip clubs, some high class (the infamous Gold Club being one) along with some not so high class. Atlanta is/was a convention town, so this isn't too surprising. As the sprawl expanded, proprietors tried to open up clubs in the suburban counties (DeKalb, Cobb, Gwinnett). The more conservative/religious residents of these counties fought with the only legal avenue available to them, the liquor licensing process. Some clubs decided it wasn't worth the effort to fight the legal battle to get a license, so they went without. This had the added side-effect of lowering the minimum age requirement of their customers to 18, which was a nice middle finger to the prudes. Depending on the county, these clubs could either be booze-free, or BYOB (with carding on entry and high "cover charges" on booze brought in). The dancers weren't as "talented" since the money draw was less, but beggars (and high school seniors) can't be choosy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Atlanta is what a hundred thousand Confederate soldiers died to prevent. ~D
Large bouncers and Mafia ties keep the peace. Liquored up customers spend and tip more. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Huh, how right you are. Especially the latter part. Wow, I am genuinely impressed with their business model. What better way to extract money than with a nude beauty caressing the dough out of a male drunk on ethanol, genetics (the visual clues of a desirable mate), testosterone, serotonin and dopamine... A bleeping monkey on crack will have better judgement...Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
At which point someone gets thrown out, and you still have whatever they spent.
But who needs a strip club, where you can't even go about primal business? Celebrate your birthday by casting your genes off into life. And any crevice that comes with it.
But who needs the primal business itself when there are no desirable mates of the opposite sex to stimulate and fulfil such desire? Two forks of a tongue, as Centurion1 would surely understand ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
No one factors in asexual Russian teenagers in their business plans AP. You opinion does not matter to them.
well, i am now officially 18.
happy birthday if you ever come to cali drinks and a nght at the local strip club is on me
Congratulations jew are now legal!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I'm British, but I might end up having my 18th in America :no:
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Happy Birthday :birthday2:
Happy birthday. :bow:
Oh, Happy Birthday
Har really old!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
HAR!
ok harry. :laugh: i enjoyed that.Quote:
But who needs the primal business itself when there are no desirable mates of the opposite sex to stimulate and fulfil such desire? Two forks of a tongue, as Centurion1 would surely understand
Yeah your a couple months oler than me......
Trust me drinking is still very easy to do at our age bracket. *my aching head*
On Sunday, get up at midnight. Shave your head. Don simple clothes (including sturdy shoes). Carry a lighter, a knife, and 2 canteens of water - nothing else.
Start walking. Walk until the sun goes down. Sleep a little. Walk some more - until noon the second day; then turn around and walk back.
Thursday morning, come back here and tell us what you saw and heard and smelled and felt and thought.
Friday morning: register for the draft, register to vote, and file a tax return.
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Happy birthday. Welcome to manhood. Strip Clubs, binge drinking, all that fun stuff can wait until you do these things.
i already registered for the draft. darn. and if i just walked for a week id miss a ton of stuff at school.Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
anyhow, i didnt have school today. and wont have it on monday either, so this is good.
i have a feeling my friends will throw me a surprise party on sunday...
God knows why you would want to.:tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I do feel sorry for people who have to wait until they are 21 to drink, its a thoroughly barbaric state of affairs.:clown:
I almost fell over, I was laughing so hard. Haha, my stomach is sore now.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
Hi, can you please tell some of your female friends who are 18 that I am a famous fashion photographer and would like to take their pictures in my seedy hotel room? thanks.
Congrats Hooahguy :birthday2:
Then go to the strip club... and don't forget carrying some camera :beam:
Yeah, and if you catch something overtly revealing, be sure to post it on the Babe Thread ~;) - with luck, the mods will finally lock it :devilish: and put an end to the embarrassment of .Org :sad:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
OR, you will end up making a bunch of guys real happy :laugh4:
Babe thread is so pointless. Trust me i like my women scantily clad too , but thats what the rest of the internets for. Or my local swimming pool.
i just had the AWESOMEST night EVER!
ok so a good chunk of my friends, about 20 of them, mostly girls, surprise me at the local pizza joint.
we then head to the ice cream parlor, and then head to a friends place and watch The Hangover.
now the really hot girl i like was sitting next to me throughout, from the pizza place to the movie.
it was awesome.
then we spent an hour afterwards privately discussing another couples' breakup, which was sad because we had a part in setting them up in the first place.
Gettin' laid is nice, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
baby steps, meth, baby steps.
Are you sure you're 18 ?? :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
positive. why?
Wait? which point did you consume vast amounts of alcohol? I seem to have missed it.
It is a strange land you live in:inquisitive:
is that how yall party in georgia. geez don't forget to leave room for the lord you party animals.
By pizza you mean booze and by sitting next to you mean diddiling
Canoodling
Indeed!Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbin
What about those poor bastards who are forced to lose their virginity sober? There should be laws against that!!
Haha! Man that made me laugh. It is truely an experience that requires the liquid courage (but not too much otherwise we're creating a Catch 22 problem:laugh4:).
belated birthday kiss. score!
Did you hold her hand as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
duh.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
No more details, we're pushing the PG-13 limits
~;)
dont worry, we were in school so nothing more than that. plus the principal was right around the corner.
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It's your eighteenth for crying out loud! An awesome birthday party should include waking up the next morning with a pounding head and partial memory loss.
He's a late bloomer, apparently. Perhaps his extended childhood will be valued later in life? I dunno.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
My 18th birthday consisted of my mom and I, and like a giant bottle of soda :/
EFFIEL TOWERQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
*facepalm*Quote:
belated birthday kiss. score!
Go ask Alice.