Where did they all go?
Are there any of them left? Are they all too busy trying out womens clothing or spending time in jail?
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Where did they all go?
Are there any of them left? Are they all too busy trying out womens clothing or spending time in jail?
ummm...what?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
When I was younger to have a hatred for the number 9, since it was 3x3, and I thought 3 was a terrible number. I even had a theory that 666 was really 999, 3 of the 3x3's turned up side down and back to front in an a satanic act of deception.
Because I liked 4, since it was even... or something.
Plenty of good number nines around.
Just not any of those spoiled brats in Salford.
Didn't you get the memo? The number 9 has been replaced.
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I'm sorry HoreTore, but 789.
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Originally Posted by Subotan
That must be why 6 was so freaked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
I've never been a toon, and yet I find myself day-dreaming of their old number nine... God knows the last one was full of himself, the unworthy git.
What's going on here ?
:smoking:
Only Louis seems to get it...Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Why didn't I get that earlier?
Football, player with the number nine, right?
The english centre-forward, yes... Yesterday saw the sale of two number nine's, Torres and Carroll... Both grossly overpriced, both now disliked by their former fans...Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
So, my question is, are there any Number Nines worth their salt anymore? Will we ever see a new Shearer or Sheringham?
Dimitar Berbatov. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
With Ronaldo long past his best, no #9's worth their salt for ya.
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Originally Posted by HoreTore
I don't think you could name two strikers less like a traditional number 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I think Carroll will prove a good buy myself.
:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
35m for a bloke who injured himself because he can't even sit on a barstool? I remain to be convinced.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
I have to admit I'm not sure whether my optimism is based on reality, or the fact he banged in 62 goals for me in one season when I had him on loan at Gateshead in FM08. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
I believe Barca paid 33 mill for Villa. That was 33 million for a guy who had been among the top scorers in La Liga for several consecutive seasons, the starting striker for one of the worlds best national teams and a european championship winner.
Paying two million more, Liverpool has aquirred a felon with only half a season of premier league football to show for himself. Utter nonsense. English players are the most hyped players on the planet. May I remind you all of Mido?I think he's selling hamburgers in Cairo now.
Carroll is the most overpriced player the world has ever seen. And I think it'll stand for years.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
You're right though, the Villa/Carroll comparison shows how ridiculously overpriced English players are. Carroll is pretty much an poor man's Fernando Llorente (there's your old style number 9 by the way). Still I'll always love him after that FM season...
Knickerbocker?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Here's another one:Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
For the 35 million you could get:
-Mesut Özil(12.5)
-Sami Khedira(12.5)
-Javier Hernandez(6)
-Rafael Van der Vaart(8)
....and still have 6 million pounds left to blow on hookers and coke. The amount is retarded.
I am not at all convinced Carroll will manage more goals than battered girlfriends.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
But a retarded amount...there's more to running a club than getting good value players. Top quality English players are scarce. But unless you are Arsenal, you will want to have a core group of English players, as Man Ure and even Chelsea have. For reasons of marketing, identity, fan appeal. The issue then is not that 35 million is too much - a quality English striker is easily worth that, more. The issue is that Carrol is basically a youth player, with I think four Premier League games under his belt.
I think Liverpool rushed it. (*tempted to rewrite that into a lame Rush pun*) Too much money in the bank from Torres' sale, new inexperienced owners, a new manager - with a history of spending big.
Just to make sure I follow you:Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
12.5 + 12.5 = 25
25 + 6 = 31
31 + 8 = 39
and 6 to blow, so
39 + 6 = 45 = the 35 they paid for Carroll?
That's a really interesting comparison you made there.
he got his euros mixed up with pounds.
Kevin Davies.
I have no idea whatsoever what I was smoking at the time. The only explanation I can offer is that I started mixing up the numbers and throwing Torres into it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
And you Teach kids?
Luckily my masters degree will be in social studies and not maths :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
But yeah.... I'm genuinly ashamed right now... Luckily I don't have to get up early tomorrow, because I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a few hours...
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Davies for England!
Thas nowt on' this fella.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cayRMnVb8
What in gods name was that video trying to convey
Didn't you hear? It was a 5th round cup match at Old Trafford between Man Utd and Spurs. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Oh and a brilliant example of a No. 9 at it's bestest. :laugh4: