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THE HALF MONTY
A small Simpsons-themed game of Mafia.
Rules are pretty standard, will post later.
Sign-ups: 17/17
Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
Diamondeye
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack
Oh yes.
:wacky: In!
in.
In.
ME !
change the letters and they will make reasonable reply
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I'm in
ATPG + The Simpsons = WIN
QUICK, SPEED MAFIA WITH THE 7 FIRST SIGN UPS.
Who is the mafia? Winner gets cheese.
It's Diamondeye !
It's Diamondeye !!!!!!!
It's Diamondeye.
In and it's DiamondEye
When does the phase end ?
TOWN WINS
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FLAWLESS VICTOLY
Alive:
Johnhughthom
Romanic
Slashandburn
God Emperor
Yaropolk
Robbiecon
Dead:
Diamondeye- Fastest Dead Mafioso Evar
Good job guys ! thanks for game ATPG.. I loved the writeups
So when do I send in ord-
Well, :daisy:
Haha, madness!
:bow:
:soapbox:
I think its Yaropolk
You have no idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by robbiecon
In please :bow:
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Sinsons
Now you can have more fun while you wait for this game. Be a ninja.
okay, this one hasn't started yet. May I have INZ
oh NOES!
This one has already ended as well. The mafia died before I even managed to sign up... :cry:
Ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by robbiecon
Madness?
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
In please.
Wait, I can't tell if this game is actually over or not....
I think notQuote:
Originally Posted by Thefluffyone93
Just two more to go, I think.
In.
I'll take the last spot.
Okay, good to have everyone here. If you'd like to reserve, please do so now.
I will draw up some role PMs and begin the game ASAP.
Thanks for your patience. I'm almost ready to start but they made me pull several closes in a row, one of which I wasn't even scheduled to do, and tomorrow I go in 5 hours earlier than usual and it's a half-day (double length) shift during the super bowl.
What that means is the machine needs to be switched off for 8 hours. Sorry. I know you like your pizzaguys inhumanly dedicated to this mafia stuff, but I'm back in mortal territory again.
Thanks for the heads up, but don´t worry about it. We all have to earn our bread first, and while we do appreciate your inhuman dedication to all things mafia, your new job is the priority!!!
Go ahead and take a day off after that, we´ll still be here ;-)
+1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Khazaar
Take your time, we can wait.
thirded :bow:
Cuatro'd.
pentagon !
Hexa-approved. and pre- Hepta, Octa, Nona, Deca, UnDeca, and DoDeca approved.
Rules:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Night Zero
Monty Burns: "Look at them all, Smithers.... Lollygaggers. Layabouts. Slugabeds! I shouldn't have to pay them to work at my plant. They should be paying me. I'm the one who has to suffer their incompetent boobery."
Waylon Smithers: "Yes sir."
Monty Burns: "Well, the radiation has probably made them all sterile anyway. Eventually, sweet death will embrace them all. Muah-hahahaha! But this all happens too slowly for my taste. Just watching them stand around, staring off into space, scratching themselves, drooling like lobotomy patients, on my precious dime.... it sickens me. I think it's time for a random firing."
Waylon Smithers: "I'll get the darts."
Monty Burns: "Smithers, put on the blindfold."
Waylon Smithers: "Uh...... I think you're supposed to wear it, sir."
Monty Burns: "No back talk, Waylon. Tie it good and tight, and spin around in the chair."
Waylon Smithers: "But sir, I have motion sick-"
Monty Burns: "Spin, Smithers! Spin faster! FASTER!!!"
Waylon Smithers: "Sir, I think I'm going to..... going to..... ulp...."
Monty Burns: "All right, now hold up the list of employees so I can throw the darts at it."
Waylon Smithers: "Wouldn't it be safer to hang it on the wall?"
Monty Burns: "Ooof... why do they make these..... plastic darts.... so heavy. All right, Smithers, I will now begin the random firing. And stand still, or you'll be fired as well."
Waylon Smithers: "For the love of god, please aim above my crotch...."
Monty Burns: "Heave.... ho!"
Waylon Smithers: "OH SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVEN, IT'S STUCK IN MY EYE!!!"
Monty Burns: "Oh quit complaining. You still have one good eye. And besides, the employee health insurance plan should cover it."
Waylon Smithers: "You discontinued the employee health insurance program last year, so you could buy that collection of gold-encrusted Fabergé eggs, which you then hurled at those Jehovah's Witnesses."
Monty Burns: "They were asking for it. Just like those hooligans that tried to sell me those cookies."
Waylon Smithers: "The girl scouts?"
Monty Burns: "Yes, those were the ones. I could tell they were after my money. Who knows what they would have done, if I hadn't released the dogs, and the bees, and the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, and the robotic Richard Simmons."
Waylon Smithers: "Sir, my eye is bleeding rather profusely.... permission to call an ambulance?"
Monty Burns: "On company time, using a company telephone? You've got to be mad, Smithers. You know I'd never approve such a thing. Besides, your legs are just fine. You can walk."
Waylon Smithers: "Sir, the 9-1-1 emergency call is free...."
Monty Burns: "Meh. I'd still rather you not. I'm expecting a telemarketing call regarding cheaper international long distance service. In case I ever decide I want to call in that favor Fidel Castro owes me, I don't want to be overcharged. Those phone companies have sticky fingers."
Waylon Smithers: "I'm feeling light-headed.... I think I'm going to pass out....." *THUD*
Monty Burns: "Oh, don't be such a drama queen. Very well, it looks like I'm going to be driving myself home tonight, in the automatic vehicular mobile.
Later, inside Burns' luxury car
Monty Burns: "It's been a while since I've used one of these contraptions. Hmmm.... I'd better go over the checklist again, to refresh my memory. Let's see..... First, locate the pilot's torsal restraining belt, and insert into the latching copulatrium. Now, adjust the primary and secondary angular reflecting visual aids for enhanced seeability. Insert the ridged metal unlocking stick into the ignitrium, and execute a three-fifth clockwise turn."
*engine roars to life*
Monty Burns: "Excellent. Now, if I could just tell which of these foot levers is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix...."
A cloaked figure walks up to Monty Burns, who is still trying to work his vehicle
Monty Burns: "Oh, it's you. I seem to be having trouble locating the automatic pilot. Could you put an end to my troubles?"
The cloaked figure points a gun at Burns.
Unknown: "I thought you'd never ask."
Later, at Springfield Hospital
Doctor Julius Hibbert: "He's dead. He's been shot three times, strangled four times, and stabbed nine times in the back."
Waylon Smithers: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mister Burns.... I loved him so much. He was too young to die! Why couldn't it have been me??? WHY??? WHY????"
Monty Burns: "Because you were lying unconscious in a pool of your own laziness, you dunder-headed lackwit, leaving me to fend for myself. I'm going to have to punish you for this gross incompetence by giving you a five percent pay cut."
Waylon Smithers: "Mister Burns! You're alive!!!"
Doctor Julius Hibbert: "No, I'm afraid he's still deceased. In fact, he's been clinically dead for the past twenty-seven years."
Monty Burns: "I've retained most of my higher functions through a heady mix of organ transplants from Vietnamese orphans, injecting my body with every known kind of pharmaceutical, treating myself to regular brain massages, and keeping Dick Cheney's personal physician on speed dial. I actually have 3 of Cheney's artificial hearts beating in my chest, which I got at an extremely discounted rate due to the fact that all of them are defective, and lubricated with the blood of baby seals."
Waylon Smithers: "Sir, it's been an honor serving you. I hope that my years of dedicated service have allowed me to find myself in your will."
Monty Burns: "Of course not. I'm having all of my money incinerated and the ashes will be buried with me, safely encased inside several thousand of the unbroken gold-encrusted Fabergé eggs. And by the way, Smithers, you're fired!"
Waylon Smithers: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Chief Clancy Wiggum: "Well, it seems that we have a mystery on our hands. Who shot Mister Burns.... again?"
Comic Book Guy: "The culprit better not be the baby. They already did that on the show, and it was lame beyond all description. If it is, I officially designate this the worst.... mafia.... EVER!!!!"
Askthepizzaguy: "No, I am not doing that. The baby isn't even in this game."
Comic Book Guy: "Thank you for completely shattering the fourth wall and ruining my willing suspension of disbelief. I also appreciate the way you're writing my character, because I just love sounding like I'm dripping with sarcasm at all times. Really original take on it, too. Well done, 'Pizza guy'. Now watch as I applaud you very slowly with an expression of disdain on my face."
Monty Burns: "Fine, I'll do it in character; Find out who killed me, or I'll jack up your utility costs by five percent!"
Waylon Smithers: "Not to mention there's at least one murderer on the loose, who could kill again."
Comic Book Guy: "Worst expository dialogue.... ever!"
BEGIN DAY ONE.
Alive: 17/18
Captain Blackadder
classical_hero
Csargo
Death is yonder
Diamondeye
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Khazaar
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack
Dead: 1/18
Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Round ends at 0200 Wednesday February 9th, Eastern time USA, roughly 48 hours from the time of this post.
Vote:DE
We don't take kindly to fluffiness around here, so...
vote:TheFluffyOne
Vote: JHT
Yeah, I went there.
Oh no he DI-ntQuote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Fluffy monster scum !
Vote: Thefluffyone
Whoa there neighbor, they're trying to take away all that's doddily good and fluffy-diddely in Springfield!
Vote: God Emperor
vote: Captain Blackadder
As a member of the army who bravely fought for our country I find it offensive that you have voted for a vet.
Vote Robbiecon
What definition of the word "innocent" applies to Montgomery Burns?!
Also, vote:Yaro
Innocent of being innocent?Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Vote: Winsto... oh right.
Vote: Renata
I love Principal Skinner, are you Super Nintendo Chalmers?
Back in my day, there were acres and acres of vets around these parts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
In his heart Monty is just as innocent as Cartman, they really don´t know any better...
Vote: DE = Evil
Aruba, Jamaica, oo I wanna take ya,
to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Vote: Csargo, Montego, baby why don't we go
down to Kokomo,
get there fast
and then we'll take it slow
that's where we wanna go,
way down to Kokomo.
How on earth is Mr Burns innocent? Who on earth then are we looking for to be the mafia? vote:Diamondeye since he normally is mafia.
vote: Yaropolk
well well well.. ain't you scummy ! explain or face immediate lynchQuote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
Hey now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightbringer
Thats discrimination!
Vote: Nightbringer
Oops, sorry if I didn't give a good reason with my vote! I had a very good reason, and was about to write it, but the cat jumped on the keyboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by God Emperor
What I meant to write was: "Yaro monster scum !". :laugh4:
I'll reserve if you need it.
Worst. Reason. Ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
Vote: Romanic
Ay carumba! That's a bad reason if I ever heard one. Just because I always get in trouble doesn't mean it's me.Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero
Or Does It? WIFOM ALERT!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Haha, I know! My last post was a wink at God Emperor for calling me scummy because I didn't give a reason to vote, while his reason was no better than "mine". "Yaro monster scum !" is an exact copy of what he used for fluffy ("Fluffy monster scum !").Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
My true reason for voting you was to create a 3 way tie on someone who hasn't voted yet, to gauge how you would react, and I have mixed feelings about your omgus vote.
Vote: Death is Yonder He appears to be the Good and Religious character whose name escapes me and would see shooting Burns as a Justified act(as would most of us).
Poop, I miss it :embarassed:.
Can I be a replacement player?
Tally
2 Diamondeye (Csargo, Khazaar)
2 TheFluffyOne (Nightbringer, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk (Diamondeye, Romanic)
1 johnhughthom (pevergreen)
1 God Emperor (Death is yonder)
1 Capt Blackadder (Renata)
1 robbiecon (Capt Blackadder)
1 Renata (johnhughthom)
1 Csargo (robbiecon)
1 Nightbringer (Thefluffyone)
1 Romanic (Yaropolk)
1 Death is yonder (slashandburn)
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2 not voting (classical_hero, Zack)
Back in my day we didn't have reason. We would draw straws to see who would be lynched. Whoever had the shortest straw we lynched them. Of course there were no general stores in our little town, so we had to walk fifteen miles to the next town over and get the straws there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
Oh sure. Pick on the guy who reacted with an OMGUS vote. That's reeeealy original. What next Sherlock, compare balistics analysis to registered gun owners?Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
That's nothing, in MY day we didn't have "straws", we had just the one straw. And it was thirty miles away, up a sheer rock face with no hand holds, populated by flying timberwolves, and if you were the poor sucker who had to go get it, you automatically lost.Quote:
Originally Posted by Csargo
Not voting Winston, eh? Who cares if he's not in the game?Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Vote: JHT
Sure, let's start with you: Do you own a gun? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
My nose gold tastes like green.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
Yes, I own a replica Radioactive man limited edition handgun, autographed by Rainier Wolfcastle himself. It's still sealed in its original box and no you may not molest it with your greasy fingers!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
I can fit six straws in my ear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Mommy, my ear is crying.
Well snap, I don't think he was expecting an answer like this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
I have most definitely voted and it was for Diamondeye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
You're right, sorry, I missed post #55, votes are harder to see when they're in the middle of a line.Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero
Tally
3 Diamondeye (Csargo, Khazaar, classical_hero)
2 TheFluffyOne (Nightbringer, God Emperor)
2 Yaropolk (Diamondeye, Romanic)
2 johnhughthom (pevergreen, Zack)
1 God Emperor (Death is yonder)
1 Capt Blackadder (Renata)
1 robbiecon (Capt Blackadder)
1 Renata (johnhughthom)
1 Csargo (robbiecon)
1 Nightbringer (Thefluffyone)
1 Romanic (Yaropolk)
1 Death is yonder (slashandburn)
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0 not voting (!!!)
Quote:
1. Day Phases will be 48 hours long, unless everyone has voted by the 24 hour mark.
It has indeed been 24 hours and it seems everyone has voted. Re-checking tally.
Edit: Tally is correct.
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told you so".
I will not say "I told yo-