GIRLS YESTERDAY, A BLONDE AND TWO BRUNETTES.
BEAT THAT.
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GIRLS YESTERDAY, A BLONDE AND TWO BRUNETTES.
BEAT THAT.
I talked to god knows how many girls yesterday. A few blondes, a few brunettes, even a redhead. I also talked to a bunch of guys. A few londes, a few brunettes, even a redhead or two.
Congrats. You have friends.
you know girls actually like it if you talk to them. they are not so strange did you know that?
Congratulations!
Here is Megan Mullally in a music video about a butter substitute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bo5DhUxtTw
Did they steal your lunch money?Quote:
Originally Posted by ELITECubKingWarman88
Yeah, they can really ruin a guy's day sometimes. Especally when it comes to condoms.Quote:
Originally Posted by alh_p
Good job warman! I tip my glass of milk to you as I eat a few cashews.
:wall:
I did not literally talk to three girls in about a year until I got a job...
i am actually eating cashews now. dont like milk tho. makes me think of boobies.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
Wait a second........Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
:devilish:
I see what you did there.
Good one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
........ :pimp: :pimp:......
:balloon2::balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
Jealous? Don't be, today was the complete opposite. I just smiled and waved at 1 girl today and she has a boyfriend. God, I hate my pathetic life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
:juggle2::juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
I got a real soft spot for pretty women. :book::book:
Meh, getting so happy with merely talking with girls? I wonder what live did you have. Must be either male only prestigious military school, or .....
This post coming from our very own ladyman, of course.Quote:
Meh, getting so happy with merely talking with girls? I wonder what live did you have.
3 girls? Good job man. I'm gonna talk to 30+ this Saturday, three parties to attend.
Please don't describe your "private time" after you had talked to them please, thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ELITECubKingWarman88
You know whats better than talking to girls?
"Study sessions" with them.
Now let me tell you, they are awesome.
Brought to you by the guy who checks out his cousins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I will repeat: I didnt know she was a cousin when I checked her out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Now shut up.
It's not all that bad, though. Jacob married a couple cousins, after all. I suppose if you think of it, it could be considered hot. :smile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
What did she look like?
Because I dont want to dig myself into the hole deeper, Im saying nothing.
I nearly crapped myself laughing at that!Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
But Warman, I got a picture with 3 more pro cheerleaders on wednesday. And slapped ones booty. Very firm.
You know what? I liked this post. Was she black? That'd be hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
I am glad I am not the only one who thought that....though now I have nothing funny to say in a post here.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Warman, we love you.
Warman I don't get what the big deal is don't you talk to your mom and sisters everyday?
This thread makes me cringe
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...onFacepalm.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ELITECubKingWarman88
nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/...eerleaders.jpg
the one closest to me (I'm the sexy beast on the left wearing a red hoodie and beanie, FYI)
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THERE CONSENT
theyre on national tv shaking their butts constantly. i dont think they mind.
I believe I detect some envy here. Da proof is in da pics...
this thread makes me sick.
The girls are not that ugly Cent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Omg wow!!! Which :daisy:did you slap?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
as i said, the one closest to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
So why did you sexually harass her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
That's cool, but the black cheerleaders you posted not long ago were hotter. Man, they were amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
tbh it was sorta an accident; as i was leaving, my hand like half-hit/half-slapped her butt. subconcious at work? maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
So as you walked, your hand accidentally brushed past her.
Maybe say that next time, instead of claiming you sexually harass people.
no, it wasnt a brush. it was definitely a slap. but not an intentional slap.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Too late, I have already reported you, you perverted ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
EDIT: Next time, you respect women like a modern man and get them drunk before you take advantage of them.
But the black ones were still hotter.
hotter than the one closest to me, yes. but the one on the end is totally hotter, and the one in the middle has really, really nice tits. am i allowed to say that?
No, this is the internet. You don't say that kind of stuff on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
I talked to one girl last night and this morning I said goodbye to her.
I'll be talking to dozens of girls tonight...
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuchip
I love you to!! :balloon2::balloon2::balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Motep
So does IHOP'S Pancakes! :balloon2::balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Can you hook me up with one of them? :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oorahguy
STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY THREADSQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
You guys are disgusting though, trying to harass pretty women, shame on all of you!
well.... nice things PI :D