The Crazy Game [Concluded]

Roll up, roll up, and welcome to Arpeg's second ever mafia game (if anybody recalls, the first one failed pretty quickly. I'll make a small one eventually, but for now a mini is all I can manage).

Rules are simple:
1 Mafia, 1 Kill per night
Basic mafia courtesy (politeness, no reveals, mail donuts to host, no PMing)

The rest I shall leave undisclosed. But heed my warning, fellow .Orgers, this is half-game, half-experiment, so do not join if you are expecting a vanilla game, or even a sensible one.

Sign ups (7/7):
B-Ray
Choxorn
Double A
Robbiecon
Thelastdays
Zack
DiY

Full.

Put me in, coach!

I will be joining.

Not sensible? That's both my middle names!

In.

I think I'm willing to be a test subject.

Ah well why not? In

I'll be a guinea pig.

*dons goggles*

In please :bow:

Pull the handle! :freak:

...and we have 7 test subjects!

Here's what you're getting yourself in for:

(Warning - clown)

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/24...nster-face.jpg

Game will begin Thursday evening. Each of you will be sent a PM with role information and reminder that you've signed up.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ArpeggiateTHIS

...and we have 7 test subjects!

Here's what you're getting yourself in for:

(Warning - clown)

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/24...nster-face.jpg

---

Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Watch out!

Why hullo doctor, you're looking mighty fine today :wacko:

Arpeg, in the first round post could you state what timezone you're going to be operating on? Thanks! :bow:

We know who to vote for first!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://i.imgur.com/lM7B5.png

Well that's mighty odd considering I'm posting on a PC. Then again, we're in the crazy game!! :crazy:

come to think of it, even my sign up post all my posts, made on a pc says mobile device. Must be firefox :s

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Death is yonder

Why hullo doctor, you're looking mighty fine today :wacko:

Arpeg, in the first round post could you state what timezone you're going to be operating on? Thanks! :bow:

---

Hmm, I'm thinking that to comply with the USofA (and to make things easier for you guys), I'd work off EST and end rounds at 1AM EST (which would be 7:00PM GMT?). Tell me how that works for you, and if my calculations are correct.

7:00 PM GMT is 2:00 PM EST, 10:00 AM PST. You went the wrong way- we're behind you, not ahead of you.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Choxorn

7:00 PM GMT is 2:00 PM EST, 10:00 AM PST. You went the wrong way- we're behind you, not ahead of you.

---

Gah, a silly error to make! Well rounds will officially end at 1:00am EST for your convenience, but due to time zones the write-ups will not appear until 5:00am EST because that'll be when I wake up and get it sorted. Tell me if that's too complicated, I'd just rather not lose activity due to rounds ending at a weir time for you all.

If the write-ups are at 5 in the morning, we're probably all going to be asleep.

Well I'm just going to assume that EST is roughly -5 GMT.

Don't worry about me haha, being 13 hours in front sort of hampers trying to come up with a common consensus on the best timings!

Game will begin within the next 24 hours, I'd appreciate it if we could come to an agreement on which time I should do the write-ups though as I don't want activity to wane in this game.

(I apologise for any tardiness, I've just got back so I could do with some time to get on my feet)

Demortford Psychiatric Hospital, known by its inhabitants as the Madhouse, is the end of the line for many and filled with those well beyond what is regarded as sanity for most folks. Those thrown inside were seldom re-introduced into the outside world and those in the outside world would have considered it a nightmare to venture inside. Step through the iron doors, past the sealed reception and through a number of guarded gates and set foot into undoubtedly the most forsaken area of the Madhouse; the wing barred by passcodes, barricaded with heavy cell doors and heavily alarmed. The wing containing the worst of the worst, those long forgotten by any God and left alone in the world with barely any trace of human nature within.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

The doctor on duty didn’t notice anything strange in the wing as he carried out his routine rounds before his shift ended. Shadowed by two armed guards, he had become ignorant to the nature of his patients. Fatal error.

In an instant, darkness engulfed the doctor, and sirens started blaring. All power to the wing had been lost. The screams of his guards shook his spine in pure terror. He turned on his heels in a rapid attempt to retreat to the safety of the outside, but it was too late; the cell doors had crashed shut in an attempt to contain the disturbance. Trapped.

Yet, the panic rescinded as dim lights began to flicker back on; the backup power generator had roared into life. To his terror, the two guards responsible for the doctor’s wellbeing had been flayed, leaving a river of crimson streaking down the hallway. One of the patients was responsible. Down the hall, the six inhabitants of the Madhouse wing were stood staring in stony silence, somehow freed from their cells. Which one of them was the killer?

Sending PMs. Game starts now. Round duration: 24 hours.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: NO REVEALS OR PM QUOTING. DON'T RUIN THE GAME. YOU ARE FREE TO CLAIM WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT PLEASE, DON'T RUIN THE GAME

I swear it wasn't me, ociffer!!!!

Vote: Choxorn

No me gusta zombies. Or melonheads.

I swear it wasn't me! It was my other personality, choxornn!

No, you stupid doctor, It was him! choxxorn is guilty!

I like purple unicorns with flaming swords...

I think all three of themarein are conspiring against me save me help help

Vote: Choxorn for failing to OMGUS and possessing multiple personalities! There could be two killers on the lose! Trapped in one man's body!

Oh my god you suck? Oh my god I suck!

Imgoingtodie Imgoingtodie Imgoingtodie

vote: B_Ray

I couldn't see what you were doing when the lights were out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahavote:TLDhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh no, the voices... the voices... they tell me you suck!

OMGUS unvote, vote: AA

Someone put tomato soup down my trousers, and then frozen peas, and then some more tomato soup.

And there's a koala hanging out of my arm.

Vote: TheLastDays, I saw him glue the eucalyptus leaves undr my armpit.

Unvote, Vote: robbiecon

For animal cruelty.

Vote: TLD

So mister, who else did you not see in the dark or was everyone but B_Ray glowing greeeeeen?

unvote, vote: robbiecon liar you are telling lies...

Yes, DiY, I could see all the others. Santa was there, the easter bunny, Donald Duck and Shrek!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Death is yonder

Vote: TLD

So mister, who else did you not see in the dark or was everyone but B_Ray glowing greeeeeen?

---

Vote: DIY

I am not greeeeeeen.

You totally aren't!

unvote, vote: Zack

How did you ever find out?

Unvote, Vote: Double A

Your pet froggy told me! That's right, the one you love most has betrayed you for a battery!

Round ends in 14 minutes.

And, on the first day of the lynch, it was fairly obvious to the group who had mercilessly killed the two guards and caused the power outage. Why, of course it was TheLastDays, he was covered in blood and foaming at the mouth! Unfortunately for him, the cell door was torn down and in burst a gang of armed security staff, who promptly shot him dead. Poor soul didn't even go down without a fight.

And they all lived happily ever after. Apart from the insane ones, they spent the rest of their days in a padded cell.

TOTAL INSTANT MEGA HYPER VICTORY.

Unfortunately for you, the only town role in the game at the point was DiY, who was the Doctor. The rest of you apart from our mafioso were jesters. How ironic, that those who were meant to get themselves lynched did not and in a game with 5/7 jesters it was the scum who died first.

That's my second game that hasn't lasted more than two rounds due to lucky lynching. Hoo-rah.

Well, seems like today was my lucky day :D

Sorry for ending your game this fast, man, though I tried to fight it... It just really wasn't my day, I guess.

Aw, and I was so close to dying before you all switched off of me!

:2thumbsup:

My random hunch was right!

Quote:

---

The rest of you apart from our mafioso were jesters.

---

Didn't expect that I was going to be the only town role playing with a town objective! The crazy game indeed :laugh4:

Thanks for hosting Arpeg :bow: perhaps it shall now be called Arpeg's Curse where the mafia shall be lynched within 2 rounds of the mini game :tongue:

So what was the setup of this game?

I'm thinking, one Scum (TLD) versus six Town (all the others). Please confirm, Arpeg.

Edit - Hrm, I should read instead of skimming. Five jesters then.... so who are the winners? Did the jesters win?

Nope, we lost. We wanted a lynch and nothing more.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Death is yonder

My random hunch was right!

---

I guessed as much some time ago, except I thought that everyone would be jokers.

IMO the sole townie role won the game, if that role was not a jester.

I think so too.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Death is yonder

Thanks for hosting Arpeg :bow: perhaps it shall now be called Arpeg's Curse where the mafia shall be lynched within 2 rounds of the mini game :tongue:

---

Definite curse, but I'm not giving up on this whole hosting idea until I get a generally successful game. Back to the drawing board methinks, next up is perhaps Mortal Kombat mafia.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Romanic

Edit - Hrm, I should read instead of skimming. Five jesters then.... so who are the winners? Did the jesters win?

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

IMO the sole townie role won the game, if that role was not a jester.

---

Sorry, I should have provided further clarification on this one. I just got majorly tired and had to get some sleep.

Undisputable winner: DiY. Congrats.

Minor loss: Each of you jesters.

Total, horrific loss: TheLastDays. I still find it hilarious that mafia can get lynched on the first round even when there are five jesters playing. Here's a balloon-medal for being so awesome: :balloon2:

You know what's really funny is I'd rank that differently.

The jesters were all denied their primary win condition. As such, the only person that the mafioso did not deny victory to was the sole townie.

The rankings should be townie, mafia, jester.

I guessed it as soon as I got my Role PM.

Well that was quick. My guess had been that everyone was a jester. I like the format, crazy that we caught the mafia straight away! Then again it is the madhouse ;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

You know what's really funny is I'd rank that differently.

The jesters were all denied their primary win condition. As such, the only person that the mafioso did not deny victory to was the sole townie.

The rankings should be townie, mafia, jester.

---

Well, the mafia's goal was to kill or outlast everyone but himself, which he failed to do miserably as well.

I'd rank it like this:
DIY
everyone else

Zack, of course you guessed it, you already made a game with only jesters. :p