Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

– 2:00pm Eastern – A hotel suite in New York[/B]

“Call Moretti again, Dean.”
“No answer, Jerry. I think he’s gonna be ticked…”
“I know, I know; but how in heck was I supposed to know the Doctor’d say I had mumps this morning. Of all the crazy things. I didn’t even remember our lunch with Willie until just now – you know that. Try him again in another ten.”
“Okay. I called the guy at NBC radio about the rehearsal already so…”
Both men turned to the TV in the suite when they heard the name “Moretti” from the newscaster. They watched, stunned, as the anchor relayed the news: Willie Moretti, reputed crime boss, gunned down at lunch at Joe’s Elbow Room in Cliffside, New Jersey. There was an uncomfortable silence at the end of the news announcement. Martin was the first to speak.
“All in all, Jerry, I’m not too sad you got the mumps….”

4 October 1951 – 8:00pm Eastern – A hotel suite in Cuba

Lansky cradled the phone gently and walked out on the balcony.
“It’s confirmed.”
“Well, I didn’t think the news guys were making it up, but thanks. Crap. Frankie was against it, and I hadn’t made up my mind yet.”
“Anastasia didn’t want to wait. You and your omerta tradition, you know. Willie mouthing off at the hearings didn’t sit very well.”
“I know. I agree even, but I figured his brains were for mush anyway so it wouldn’t matter. Well, I don’t think the Commission will take any action, do you?”
“It’s the way they were leaning anyway…the penalty will be minor.”
Luciano nodded his agreement. He swirled his glass briefly before taking a drink. He looked meaningfully at Lansky.
“Since we’re speaking about Jersey…”
Lansky paused, and then what Luciano was leading up to came to him in a fully realized whole.
“Again? Didn’t we get enough people killed the last time?”
“Bruder, you know the numbers better than me, so you can answer your own question, no?”
Meyer paused in thought, fixing Charlie with a measured stare. There was no real anger in that stare – they had shared too much, achieved too much, together for that – and Luciano was correct about the numbers.
“I get it, Charlie, I really do. Profits in narcotics and Russian furs tripled for the 4 months the Pentangelis ran Fatlington. It’s a squalid little Jersey Shore town with a port large enough for our purposes and if we’re running it – however unofficially – it becomes a cash cow for the whole Eastern Seaboard. But the chaos, Charlie, it’s like the whole place is meschuge. Vegas doesn’t have that kind of margin but at least the people there aren’t maniacs….”
Luciano just looked at his friend, waiting. Meyer was anything but stupid. A brief pause was enough time.
“I see.”
Luciano nodded.
“Well then, paisan, since the Commission has already decided, my role is pretty simple. I’ll get the contacts rolling. So be it. “

4 October 1951 – 8:15pm Eastern – A hotel suite in Fatlington, New Jersey

The cool breeze felt good on his face after the hot, smoke-filled session of poker. This game, though technically illegal, wasn’t likely to get Fatlington’s top cop in trouble – after all the other players included a federal judge, two city councilman and His Honor TosaInu. Commissioner Fermanagh, looking out over the railing of the suite at the Hotel Abbatoir, staring over the dark Atlantic.
A cold chill ran down Fermanagh’s spine, causing him to straighten in surprise as he shivered. He felt himself quivering with…fear? Shaking off the feeling, he muttered to himself:
“Just the wind, you old mick, just the wind – nothing to worry about.”
As he turned back to the game, though, he didn’t – just couldn’t quite – shake the feeling he’d had. A cold October wind was blowing toward Fatlington.

[Bruce Buffer]
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
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1013AM, Monday, 29 October 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


“…and so to summarize,” intoned Commissioner Fermanagh, “It’s happening again.”

The hundred-odd Fatlings gathered in the room were restless, but not really incredulous. Fatlington’s recent history with trouble was well known to all present.

“Governor TosaInu may not be a direct part of things anymore, but he still has enough in the way of contacts to have tipped us off. Moreover, he instantly mobilized the Guard to quarantine Fatlington for the immediate future. The only surprise was how quickly Federal authorities supported the effort. We’ve got troops from Fort Dix supporting the Guard and state police and the Coast Guard has cordoned off sea and Inland Waterway access completely.”

Fermanagh paused, looking out over those gathered – Fatlington’s ‘best and brightest.’

“I don’t know what we have done to deserve this mafia attention; why they keep trying to undermine this city. We DO, however, know how to deal with it. We will reconvene all of you as our next Committee of Vigilance and you will use the established procedures to weed out the Mafiosi in our midst.”
Grim nods and an expectant silence were the only comments on Fermanagh’s statement.
“Your first task will be to select a Director for the committee to oversee the…the…executions. Choose carefully. That Director will be protected by four security officers during their tenure. As you recall, they don’t vote for who to execute, but they do the rest of it.”
Fermanagh paused.
“It’ll come as no surprise that I’ve been worried about this for months. To prepare, I have had a number of detectives and protection specialists placed in your midst secretly. The will serve as a valuable means to help the committee further its efforts.”
Another pause.

“So if you haven’t, make sure you familiarize yourself with the Committee procedures, there’s copies on the table here, and get busy selecting your Director….and Holy Mother pray for us all.”

OOC:
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The first day is relatively short. The only player task is to Select: Your Choice for Director Double check on the rules and procedures and PM with questions.

Timer:

Welcome to Capo di Tutti Capi IV!

Select: Yaropolk

Read my lips, no new Capos

Reserved for Pizzaguy.



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Welcome!
vote: ATPG

Uhh

I meant:
select: ATPG

isnt the first day only selecting?

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Originally Posted by Jarema

Welcome!
vote: ATPG

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That would be "Select" ATPG, actually.


Folks who are new, please check out the welcome and orientation if you have not already.

SELECT: Askthepizzaguy

We don't vote for a person on the first day, but we select a director to direct the lynches for the following day and then the next day we select a director and vote for a person there after. So I think you need to go bac and read the rules again Jarema.

yeah, I corrected myself before your posts :)

Players in this game:

1. a completely inoffensive name
2. AggonyKing
3. Ameranth
4. Andres
5. Arjos
6. Askthepizzaguy
7. B Ray
8. Backwards Logic
9. Beefy187
10. Believer
11. Beskar
12. Bestrfcplayer
13. BillMc
14. Bow-wow-wow
15. BSmith
16. ByzantineKnight
17. Cahoma
18. Camikaze
19. Captain Blackadder
20. Cecil XIX
21. Chaotix
22. Choxorn
23. Clitsome
24. cpdwane
25. Craterus
26. Crazed Rabbit
27. DaveShack
28. dcmort93
29. Death is yonder
30. Diamondeye
31. Diana Abnoba
32. Double A
33. Drunk Clown
34. Earthling
35. edse
36. El Barto
37. ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK
38. Erebus
39. Frozen In Ice
40. fubbleskag
41. fyremarble
42. GamezRule
43. GeneralHankerchief
44. gibsonsg91921
45. gnarley charlie
46. God Emperor
47. Guiri
48. hero di classico
49. Ibn-Khaldun
50. Ironside
51. Issaikhaan
52. Ishmael
53. Jarema
54. J.D.
55. Johhog
56. johnhughthom
57. Jolt
58. Kagemusha
59. kennigit
60. Khazaar
61. Krill
62. landlubber
63. LazyMcCrow
64. Lewwyn
65. Lord Brennus
66. Lord Winter
67. Major Robert Dump
68. Master Necromanver
69. Memnon
70. Monk
71. Montmorency
72. Moros
73. Neri
74. Nictel
75. Nightbringer
76. Niklas
77. O!TheLastDays!
78. Peasant Phil
79. Pharoah
80. Populous Romanus
81. Psychonaut
82. qlphz
83. Raskolnikov
84. Renata
85. Riedquat
86. Robbiecon
87. Romanic
88. Sasaki Kojiro
89. Scienter
90. scottishranger
91. Secura
92. Seon
93. shlin28
94. Sigurd
95. Silver Jan
96. SisterCoyote
97. Skotsko
98. slash and earn
99. slysnake
100. Sprig
101. sturmhauke
102. Subotan
103. Suburban Plankton
104. taillesskangaru
105. Thefluffyone93
106. The Stranger
107. Tincow
108. Tratorix
109. ULC
110. Visorslash
111. White_eyes:D
112. Winston Hughes
113. woad&fangs
114. Xehh II
115. Xenoneb
116. Yaropolk
117. Zack

select: The Stranger

I will give u jobs, bread and games, and free gasoline!

Select: Major Robert Dump

He is the man with the plan and should be considered for the position. He has extensive history in the Army, rising to the rank of Major and he is a devout Christian. He is the dream American candidate and he should become our director.

Select:Yaropolk for being first.

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Originally Posted by Jarema

yeah, I corrected myself before your posts :)

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You really should not be editing posts with a vote or a select in it, since it is against the rules.

Anyway I will Select:hero di classico

Select: Secura

For a safe, and secure, society.

Hi there, will select later, just in on first page.

love the timer feature, that is sooo cool.

Brief Bio: played multiple large games on another forum, subbed in on a 2nd forum in a game with ATPG, he asked me to play here, so here I am.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

For a safe, and secure, society.

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I smell the corruption already, you did it because you was bribed with those scandalous blue orbs.

Select Peasant Phill
Your crops will for ever be blessed

Allons enfants de la Patrie ...

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

Select: Askthepizzaguy


remember the deal, one large pepperoni with extra cheese. NO anchovies.

Select: Scienter

Select: thefluffyone93

For a mafioso in every grave and an LOLcat on every page.

I will state for the record that I haven't asked anyone to select me as Director.

Spontaneous display of affection? Nah, this can only mean one thing: You're strapping me down to the comfy chair, to poke me with the soft cushions. I smell a detective inquisitor coming my way, armed with fear and surprise and a nice red uniform, to peek under my skirt and determine my alignment.

Do your worst. I'll never confess! NEVER!

Oops was that a confession?

Random.org impels me to

Select: God Emperor

Judging solely by the name, I'd say that's a solid choice.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I will state for the record that I haven't asked anyone to select me as Director.

Spontaneous display of affection? Nah, this can only mean one thing: You're strapping me down to the comfy chair, to poke me with the soft cushions. I smell a detective inquisitor coming my way, armed with fear and surprise and a really great bright red uniform, to peek under my skirt and determine my alignment.

Do your worst. I'll never confess! NEVER!

Oops was that a confession?

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But you don't deny using your omnipresent mind control powers to force people to select you as director. Interesting... :inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by hero di classico

You really should not be editing posts with a vote or a select in it, since it is against the rules.

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Of course I DID NOT. It is why I have two posts in row near beginning of this thread :)

and... enough spam from me for now.

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Originally Posted by AggonyKing

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

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Select:AggonyKing


I only trust you :laugh: :laugh4:!

Select: Captain Blackadder

Select: Sasaki Kojoro

Alright, whoever wants to start killing people and become mafia should PM me so we can get right on that.

Select: johnhughthom

I say we go with the strong, silent type.

select: The Stranger
Free gasoline, woohoo!
And you're a Capo veteran.

Select: Subotan

I'm not giving you a reason, because you all know that I am a hero, a bloody icon. If I fall, the rest of Fatlington will follow.

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Originally Posted by ELITEKWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK

I only trust you :laugh: :laugh4:!

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stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this! :yes:

I'm not sure what strategy to use for selecting a director, so I'll just post this to show I'm present.
After a little more info is available to make sense of it all, maybe someone's name will jump out at me.

Select: Camikaze

No doubt this man's selfless & devout principles, as his name suggests, will be most beneficial to town.

I'm sure that when he finds scum he'll take him out, or go down together in a fiery display of patriotism.

Select: Pharoah because that'll get this party started.

I honestly have no clue who to select and feel uncomfortable with a blind select, so I will remain quite for the time being.

In other words, I am here but indecisive.

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

[Bruce Buffer]
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
[/Bruce Buffer]

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Wrong Buffer, that's his brother Michael. As Bruce would say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's TIIIMME!!"

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ0FBFGZuyA

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen


The Anachronism Hour with Saucy Slice



"Welcome back to the show, this is DJ Saucy Slice broadcasting from the very top of Radio City, at the Plaza del Universo in the heart of Fatlington, New Jersey. It is now 2:32 in the afternoon which means we are smack dab in the middle of The Anachronism Hour, which is the part of the show where I play music you've never heard before, not of this era, from records I pulled out of their dusty sleeves that have been sitting in my basement since the before the war. Or maybe this is new music from artists never before seen. But whatever the case, it is not your standard fare, and we will bring you back to your regularly scheduled contemporary music later. For now, enjoy the freak show, ladies and gentlemen.

That was..... "Saliva". Never heard of them? Me neither, but they're good. Now it's time for the News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."


*VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*


"So, Ask, tell us what's in the news while you're driving around town in your spiffy Jaguar!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Well Saucy, it seems that mafia kingpin Willie Moretti has been gunned down in nearby Cliffside, New Jersey. The authorities are cracking down on the city of Fatlington and the surrounding areas in anticipation of the coming retaliatory strikes. Word on the street is, things are gearing up for a full-blown mafia war, and no one will be safe from the brutal, relentless carnage! Truly, this is a disaster of epic proportions, soon to become a national tragedy, just like the last three times this has happened."

"Thanks for your report, Ask, stay safe out there. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and heartless gangsters out there, it sounds like things are going to get real bad, real fast. But don't worry, times have been bad for a long while now. Saucy Slice has been there for you and will continue to be there for you.

I understand today there's a meeting at the convention center to discuss who will be selected to lead the Committee of Vigilance. I think it is important to maintain a working government even under these stressful times, and as an all-American pro-democracy freedom-loving patriot, I encourage you to attend and place your selection for the Director who will lead us out of this mess, and towards a safer and better tomorrow.

My fans have suggested that I run for Director of the Committee, but I am currently opposed to that idea. I have a full-time job working here at Radio City, and my function is as vital as it ever has been.... to play you gnarly tunes that will mellow you out even when gangstas everywhere be trippin, yo. Now let's talk politics for a minute.

"McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled" - Senator Joe McCarthy. I agree with this statement. It would seem that once again, our city is infested with the Reds. Has been since before the war. We need someone who will stand against not only the criminal underworld, but also the very traitors to America themselves, and send them back to Russia or China or Mexico or wherever they bloody come from. I don't know, I didn't study very hard in geography class.

All right, that's enough politics. You know I'm a clown at heart, and politics is not my thing. I don't want to talk about politics anymore. And that concludes News Cruise. Up next, your all-request hour with your host DJ Saucy Slice. Stick around, don't touch that dial!"





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

but we all know this is what u really want, vote for me and youll get it! in abundance!

[ Keep it in the Babe Thread! :P - Sec ]

Well Dave, the effect of the Director is to break ties in lynches and to have the Director immune to kills and unable to act at night.

This early on, the Director is not easily able to oppose the will of the town on selecting lynchees; later we might have to worry about selecting a mafia who could cause the wrong lynch results.

Immunity to kills could benefit anyone; blocking actions could help the town if a mafia is unable to act, and definitely hurts town detectives and doctors.

So a regular townie is a good call, they get to survive and the town knows we have a townie in control, and they don't have any actions to lose while at the same time they don't have a chance to go become a mafia themselves.

The remaining problem is simply to confirm that our first Director is a townie. We don't want wasted detective results but a detective would need more than one investigation until they get the actual role of our selected player (repeat scans needed to get the role, unless they first scan criminal but that's pretty simple, and a deterrant for mafia putting themselves up for Director election).

Also, we can avoid unnecessary duplicated effort by our town detectives with another simple strategy, requiring no exposure or risk to the detectives. Just say that any detectives in, say, the last 20 people alphabetically are the one(s) who have to investigate our first director. So we'll know we have someone investigate the director as the chances are rather low there's not at least one detective, and the other detectives don't have to worry about wasted effort and can do what they like.

Of course, if we assume we vote out the first Director in a couple of days the first Director is again not too crucial, and nobody has to use any abilities or attempt to investigate the first Director at all.

As he put himself up for it I'll select: Yaropolk on good odds he's a townie who just wants the position, or see if he doesn't anymore given a concrete plan. I'll of course not be re-electing the Director, whoever wins, next time unless we're sure he's a townie as above.

Select: MRD

Since we know nothing about who is who at this point, I'm just going to wait it out but I'm here and I will try to be active in this game unlike that other game.

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it. :laugh4:

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

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"That was "Subbacultcha" from The Pixies. This song goes out to John.... I want to make sure I'm pronouncing this correctly, John.... huge...tom? Thank you Johnny huge tom. I'm not going to ask how it got so huge, but my phone lines are open, call in and share your secret, man! More requests, coming up after this from our sponsor."



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!

Well I'd support you if you agree with my proposal and we have consensus from others, that we want a townie as a Director who will stay Director for a while. Might take a detective three or four days, so that's through your re-election period but it'd be worth it, just to be sure you're town.

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it. :laugh4:

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*Ahem* Mr. Chairman?

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

Select:The Stranger

So you-know-who-you-are quits bugging me over pm about it.

select: Beskar - it just makes sense.

Am I on the air? Huh? Oh, sorry...

Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?

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Originally Posted by AggonyKing

stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this! :yes:

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Hey, if I gotta die so do you!! :laugh: :laugh4:

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

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Originally Posted by Arjos

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

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I sure in hell can't! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?

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"Well Johnny Huge, I tend to agree that my loyal Fatling fans are among the most devoted fans in all of these United States. Even if I don't want to be their leader as I have previously and vociferously expressed, they will continue to clamor for Saucy gaining political power. But as I said before, I'm not a politician, and unless I see reason otherwise, I think the time has come for someone with more experience or more enthusiasm to take office. I'm just a guy running a radio program, man.

Now tell me something Johnny Huge, is it pills, or do you have some sort of exercise regimen? And do the girls like it, or does it scare them off?

My phone lines are flooded with requests for songs at the moment, and we will get to all you folks as soon as we possibly can. For now, though, I'd suggest that my fellow patriots do their civic duty and vote for the one they wish to be Director!"






If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

Select: GH. We need some real Generalship and we need it right now, no matter the Hankerchiefs.

Select: Backwards Logic

"Power! UNLIMITED POWER!"

*A-hem*, sorry, wrong forum.

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice



"Well, I've taken a look at some of these songs you want me to play, and my first reaction is.... what in the blue marble is wrong with you people? But it's an all-request show, and we have to take what we can get. Hold on, I'm being handed something.... it seems that one of the candidates for Director of the Committee of Vigilance would like to be interviewed on the air! This is extraordinary! Let's find out if this candidate is up to snuff.

Mister Hanky General, you're on the air with DJ Saucy Slice. please say hello to our listeners and if you could, describe for us your vision of Fatlington under the watchful eye of a true General."





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUAOYByGq_A

yes! who runs the world? vote TS!

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of Fatlings. I pledge my life and honor to the Directorship, for this night and all the nights to come

Select: shlin28

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

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"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

Select: GeneralHankerchief

My general, always and forever.

"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice





"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

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I want Cashews and Milk for me and mein Hussars!!

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Originally Posted by Renata

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

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A Bridge Zhou Far comes up to mind as what could go wrong. :laugh3:

I was thinking of selecting Earthling for the lulz, but besides me GH is a fitting candidate as well.

Select: GH

Select: GeneralHankerchief

I liked his down-to-earth aura.:shrug:

Select: Erebus

Save the newbs, man, save the newbs.

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Originally Posted by AggonyKing

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

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Ay carumba, Indeed you can! Kittens, Pizza with mozzarella and anchovies on top, bagpipes! All for one and none for all! Vote El Barto 2011!

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Originally Posted by Believer

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!

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He asked you to join the game, not his cause.



…didn't he? Pizza, you know you can't convert people before the game starts.

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.

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But he's offering you power, unlimited power!

Select: woad&fangs
If you don't, you will be sleeping with the fishes.

One daily 24-hour segment of bagpipes on the radio, vote El barto for Director!

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

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"It sounds as though you're the right man for the right job at the right time. Read his lips, ladies and gentlemen! NO NEW TAXES!!!

Candidate Hankerchief will fight for American businessmen and the loyal patriotic Fatlings they employ! Candidate Hankerchief will work hard to protect American capitalism and never surrender to the Godless communist bastards!

Well, I'm sold. You've got my support, and I urge my devoted fans to install Director Chief Hanky immediately, and allow me to continue to run this radio station and spend time with my son, who happens to be an intern here at the station. Thank you once again for your time, Chief Director-elect General Hanky. I know you're very busy, so please by all means go campaign for the people, and please slap these bumper stickers on every car you find.


Mega Mix WAPG 101.1, New Jersey's greatest Mix station!"



Deselect: Secura
Select: GeneralHankerchief



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select: Sprig simply because if you have to have an insane serial killer choosing who dies, you want one with experience

Select: Sasaki Kojiro. Although I must say that The Stranger has some convincing... pamphlettes.

Select: Zack

Now, time to read the thread.

ZackCFC[at]hotmail[dot]com