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Let's hear your favorites.
Here's one of mine:
Near the end of The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly when they are about to start digging for the $$, "Blondie" (Clint) says to "Tuco Ramirez" (Eli Wallach):
"There are two kinds of people in this world: there are those who have guns, and those who dig..."
To many I do not remember verbatim (especially not in Englich).
For some reason I kind of like and remember the following from "Leon, The Professional":
Leon (about his plant):
Quote:
It's my best friend. Always happy, no questions. And it's like me, you see? - No roots.
"If you find yourself alone, walking in green fields under blue sky, do not worry! For you are already dead!" - Gladiator (something like that, haven't seen it in a while)
"He must die Mr thorn!"
The Omen
'Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings!'
The Producers-M. Brooks
"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you do exactly as I tell you, ok?" princess Leia, 'Star Wars A New Hope'.
"There'll be pork in the treetops by morning!" Eleanor of Aquitaine from 'The Lion in Winter' in response to a comment about pigs flying before she manages to do something I don't quite recall.
"As you wish" from 'The Princess Bride'. It has a certain panache when the love of your life shoves you down a gorge and tells you to die.
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"No, I am your father"
-Nuff said.
'This is my boomstick!'
"This stuff'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannasaurus, Just Like me!"
Jessie Ventura - Preadator
'Game over man, game over !' Hudson- Aliens
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Originally Posted by Fragony
Nice, for got about that...I'll add-
"And I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me"
ooh ooh, "Yo, she-bitch, lets go"
- Whose motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper baby.
- Whose chopper is this?
- It's Zed's.
- Who's Zed?
- Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Pulp fiction
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Kubrick is God
"I wouldnt remember myself either"
American Beauty
"I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats"
Vanilla Sky
"That's no moon...That's a space station!" Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars A New Hope
"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Harry Callahagn, Dirty Harry
Quote:
"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Hands down best movie line EVER.
From the sheer comedy genius of Monty Pythons 'Holy Grail': :laugh4:
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
You didn't type that from memory did you? ~;)
"I suspect everybody...and I suspect...nobody"
Inspector Clusoe
"Not on the rug, man." - The Dude in The Big Lebowski. This pretty much sums it all up.
"Try? There is no try. Do, or do not." -Yoda
That was a great line. I also like the Dirty Harry speech by Clint.Quote:
"There are two kinds of people in this world: there are those who have guns, and those who dig..."
Some of my favorite lines...
"Men, what we do in life...echoes an eternity."
---Maximus, before leading the cavalry charge in Gladiator
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f-ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the F you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f-ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
---Renton, Trainspotting
Luke: I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Wars not make one great.
---Star Wars
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
---Darth Vader, while choking an Imperial Officer, Star Wars
"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your f-ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
---Tyler Derdin, Fight Club
"I would have followed you to the end my brother...my captain...my king."
---Boromir's dying words, Fellowship of the Ring
"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills...into shadow."
---Theoden's lament, The Two Towers
"Simbelmÿne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house."
---Theoden, the Two Towers
"Fell deeds awake! Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn!"
(horn blows)
"Forth Eorlingas!"
---Theoden, before leading the charge, The Two Towers
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls."
---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
---Marine Recruits, Full Metal Jacket
"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
---Crazy Earl, Full Metal Jacket
Some other classic Star Wars lines-
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Apology accepted, Captain..."-Darth Vader, after executing Captain Needa.
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"We seem to be fated to suffer, it's our lot in life..."-Cee Threepio
"I don't believe it!!
"That...is why you failed"-Yoda and Luke, after Yoda uses the force to retrieve Luke's X-wing from the swamp.
"I want to add to what is said above that the meaning of this is not that people obscure their swear words. It´s meaning is that there should not be swear words. It´s not enough to put a * in a word to make it ok. Swearing, however hinted or alluded should not happen."
Me in Watch your language
*heavy breathing* "I am Darth Vader from the planet of Vulcan..."- Back to the Future I
One day, and that day may never come, I shall ask a favor of you. Untill then, consider this a gift on my daugher's wedding day - Vito Corleone, the Godfather.
Now, I want you to squeal like a pig... - Man Rapin Mountain Man, deliverance
Oh ****, I killed marvin - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction
How'd ya get that scar, eatin' *****? - American Police Agent, Scarface.
Capo, did you actually read what Sat just posted?
I must have still be typing when he posted it (and I went to eat in the middle of posting.)
That and I didn't read it till now.
"Bring out the Gimp..."
Darn, forgot this one:
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I think in trying to obey his signature, Sat has actually betrayed it!
"The stuff that dreams are made of" -Sam Spade
Thanks Hosa!
-Capo
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Bill: However, little did Beatrix know that little B.B was actually impervious to bullets and was merely playing possum.
B.B: I'm impervious to bullets mommy.
Bill: Shut up, you're supposed to be playing possum.
'A hundred and fifty purebred sons o' bitches on horseback, and you facing 'em - alone.'
Terence Hill in My Name is Nobody
"It seemed like the thing to do at the time"
-Steve McQueen, The Magnificent Seven
Great movie. Also liked The Great Escape
German Officer to Steve McQueen:
"Coolah. Thirty Days."
Arnie from Commando
"you know when I said I wouldn't kill you first?......I lied"
for the cheesyness value.
Saving Private Ryan:
Captain John Miller: Earn this.(After seeing the length of the movie, those words mean a lot.)
i was gonna post every single line from american psycho
but then remembered that i have to go to sleep
"Do ya feel lucky, punk?" Harry Callahan
"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. " Andy Dufresne
"I have these fifteen (drop,smash), errr, TEN Commandments..." Moses a la Mel Brooks
"Nice shootin', Tex!" Dr. Venkman
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." Clemenza
"Randy lay like a slug. It was his only defense." Ralphie
that speech russel crowe gives the emporer when he first meets him as a gladiator
"my name is maximus decimus meridus" i like the whole thing but i cant really remember it
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridium, Commander of the Phoenix legions, fater to a murdered son, husband to my murdered wife, servant of the true emperor maximus aurelius, i will have my revenge in this life or the next.
something alongs the lines of that...
That is some GOOOD gourmet (snip!).
Samuel L. Jackson sucking up to Quentin Tarentino in Pulp Fiction
wow I get pmed for cursing in this thread and so far you guys have slipped through, Nice Job!
Guys, can we edit the language out please? ~:)
Thank you, BKS.
You can post it again Ronin, but this time do it like the reverend in From Tusk till Dawn:
"I´m still a hmhmm, hmhmm, hmhmm man of god."
"Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?" - Donnie
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" - Frank
Donnie and Frank bash out the finer points of fashion in "Donnie Darko"
"Charlie don't surf, but you can"
Apocalypse Now
Favourite movie dialogue
"Sh*t..."
"Huh?"
"Hhn."
"Uhhum?"
"Huhuh."
"Sh*t..."
Jake and Elmo discovering police-car in rear mirror, Blues Brothers
Okay, I'll just give three:
First, getting points for the most "famous" movie line of all time, from Gone With the Wind (and what man has not said this once his life):
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Second, just being one of my favorite lines of all time, from one of the most underated movies of all time, Gorky Park, a conversation between Arkady Renko (William Hurt) and Irina Asanova (Joanne Pacula):
Irina: The KGB have better cars, you know?
Renko: Yes, but the KGB don't always take you where you want to go, now do they?
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Finally, the best speech scene ever in American cinema, from the legendary movie The Maltese Falcon, between Sam Spade (Humphery Bogart) and Brigid O'Shaughnessy (Mary Astor):
Spade: Well, if you get a good break, you'll be out of Tehachapi in 20 years and you can come back to me then. I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck.
Brigid: You're not --
Spade: Yes, Angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.
Brigid: Don't, Sam. Don't say that even in fun. . . . [Laughing nervously] I was frightened for a minute. I really thought . . . You do such wild and unpredictable things.
Spade: Now don't be silly. You're taking the fall.
Brigid: [Pulls away] You've been playing with me -- just pretending you cared just to trap me like this. You didn't care at all! You don't love me!
Spade: I won't play the sap for you.
Brigid: Oh, you know it's not like that. You can't say that . . .
Spade: You haven't played square with me for half an hour at a stretch since I've known you!
Brigid: You know down deep in your heart that in spite of anything I've done, I love you!
Spade: I don't care who loves who! I won't play the sap for you! I won't walk in Thursby's and I don't know how many others' footsteps! [Pause] You killed Miles and you're going over for it.
Brigid: How can you do this to me, Sam. Surely, Mr. Archer wasn't as much to you as . . . [Breaks into sobs]
Spade: Listen. This won't do any good. You'll never understand, but I'll try once and then give it up. When a man's partner is killed he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it. And it happens we're in the detective business. Well, when one of your organization gets killed, it's bad business to let the killer get away with it. Bad all around, bad for every detective everywhere.
Brigid: You don't expect me to think that these things you're saying are sufficient reason for sending me --
Spade: Wait'll I'm through, then you can talk. I've no earthly reason to think I can trust you and if I do this and get away with it, you'll have something on me that you can use whenever you want to. Since I've got something on you I couldn't be sure that you wouldn't put a hole in me someday. All those are one side. Maybe some of them are unimportant. I won't argue about that. But look at the number of them. And what have we got on other side? All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.
Brigid: You know whether you love me or not.
Spade: Maybe I do. I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass. [Pause] If all I've said doesn't mean anything to you, then forget it and we'll make it just this: I won't because all of me wants to regardless of the consequences and because you've counted on that with me the same as you counted on that with all the others.
Brigid: Would you have done this to me if the falcon had been real and you'd got your money?
Spade: Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be. That sort of reputation might be good business, bringing high-priced jobs and making easier to deal with the enemy, but a lot more money would have only been one more item on your side of the scales.
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Ah, the memories.
The Shadow One
:duel:
Life is the ultimate intellectual challenge. Chess is just a game.
Training Day:
Denzel: What's the matter, you never smoke weed before?
Ethan: Er... well once in 12th grade, me and my friends were uh....
Denzel: Smoking weed.
Ethan: Yea, yea, smoking weed.
Pirates of the Carribbean:
Jack Sparrow: You will always remember this day as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow.
Matrix:
Agent Smith: What do you need a phone for, Mr.Anderson, if you can´t speak.
Matrix: Revolutions:
Agent Smith: We missed you Mr Anderson. (In an irrepetible tone)
MAtrix:
Morpheus: So, what will you choose, Neo, the blue pill or the red pill?
Cant remember anything better now....
Gentlemen, Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! .....this is the war room...... :dizzy2:
Dr. Strangelove. S. Kubrick
Ich bin ein Berliner!
-JFK, I know it was in some movie, it means I am a jelly donut.
-Capo
"Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous men....
...and you will know my name is the law, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!"
(pulp fiction)
And another one:
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" (forgot from which movie)
I have to correct you on that one. The actual lines went:Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
"Sh**..."
"What?"
"Rollers."
"No..."
"Yeah."
"Sh**."
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid : No, I said.
Butch Cassidy : What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid : I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy : Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
We old geezers at work use the "Hell, the fall will probably kill ya!" line when we're tasked to do something particularly stupid (like jump off a cliff).~D
Sean Connery .... Untouchables
....Just like a Wop, bring's a Knife to a gun fight. Go on get out of here you greasy Dago B*****d......
Funniest line I think I've ever heard
.........Orda
"You keep calling me Dmitri, you really shouldn't." - Dmitri impersonator
"You are not Dmitri?" - Dr. Nekhorvich
:::whhhuufff::: (Dr. Nekhorvich hit in the neck) ---Mission Impossible 2
A funny scene no doubt!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonArchangel
Here's another one:
"Suprised to see me?" - Agent Smith ---Matrix Reloaded ~:)
Without a doubt a great barrage of verbal from Jip from the great Human Traffic:
"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man - I'm gonna blow steam outa my head like a screaming kettle. I’m gonna talk cods**t to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor; the free radicals inside me are freaking man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper - I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight ya know! This could be the best night of my life! I've 73 quid in my back burner, I'm gonna wax the lot of it; the Milky Bars are on me. Yeah!"
I used to like Rutger Hauer's final lines in Bladerunner:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die..."
More recently, Theoden's speech in the Return of the King sends a tingle down my spine:
"Arise! Arise! Riders of Théoden!
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered!
A sword-day! A red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now . . . Ride now . . . Ride!!!
Ride for ruin . . . and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death! Forth, Eorlingas!!!
Charge!"
In the cold light of day, it may not look like much but with Bernard Hill's delivery and in the context of the movie, it was incredible. Perhaps the key thing for me was the sense that Theoden fully expected to be charging to his death and indeed for the charge to be ultimately futile, but nonetheless the charge had to be done whole-heartedly. I think it captured the heart of the Lord of the Rings books - a old fashioned paean for honour, duty and heroism.
"We were just outside of Barstow when the drugs began to kick in"
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There is nothing more depraved in this world than a man in the throes of of an ether binge. It makes you act like the village drunk in some Early Irish novel.
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Which way to the elevator?
No, don't! That's just what they want...to put us in a big metal box and take us to the basement.
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Well are you ready to check into a Vegas hotel with a head full of acid?
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Suddenly the sky was full of giant bats, swooping and screeching around the car.
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The mescaline ain't working man....gimme' the ether
All lines from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
A great and funny movie. Depp must have spent a lot of time with Hunter S. Thompson because he is SPOT on.
BTW Bill Murray does a great Thompson too, just check out "Where the Buffalos Roam"
I was like ~:eek:
-Soul
"My friends, you bow to no one." - Aragorn to the Hobbits in Return of the King.
"Luke I am your father"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Well you all now where this lines came from.
"You know, you guys really gotta quit drinking your own urine"
Martin Lawrence, "The Black Knight"
K.
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?
Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?
Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?
Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.
Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.
Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
not a movie - but ive got swc on dvd
"You may have set in action a chain of events which could lead to the next apocalypse!"
From "the mummy returns". I have no idea how he said that with a straight face.
Nicole Kidman in Lars von Triers' deliciously wicked 'Dogville'
'One of the family has small children, do (shoot) the children first and make the mother watch. Tell her we will stop if she can hold back her tears, I owe her that. I am afraid she cries a little bit too easily'
The most scary thing is, if you see the movie you will find yourselve saying 'you GO girl, teach them how it's done'.
Great movie.
IGOR - "Frederick Frankenstein?"
FREDDY - "Fron kon steen!"
IGOR - "Are you putting me on?"
FREDDY - "No, it's pronounced Fron kon steen."
IGOR - "And do you also say Fro dereck?"
FREDDY - "No, Fred ereck."
IGOR - "Why isn't it Frodereck Fronkon steen?"
FREDDY - "It's not. It's Fredereck Fronkonsteen."
IGOR - "I see."
FREDDY - "You must be Igor."
IGOR - "No, it's pronounced Aye gor."
FREDDY - "But they told me it was Ee gor."
IGOR - "Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
From Young Frankenstein
"All men die, not every man really lives"
From Braveheart
"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of *freaks*. You know why? Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
From Scarface
lol, there are some great ones here.
Im having trouble finding mine on google...
Spaceballs...
[everyone rushses to the cancel self destruct button]
"Out of Order?? Even in the future Nothing works!!"
Chronicals of Riddick.
[beutiful woman walks up, Riddick is blindfolded]
"Its been a long time since I smelled Beautiful..."
Somehow that line suits Vin Diesel really well, maybe he just comes across on screen as the sort of guy who'd have really bad BO! ~D
Holy Grail
Arthur: "Old Woman!"
Guy turns around: "MAN!"
Dont ask me why but i burst in to laughter everytime... hehe and the hilarius dialog that follows is to complicated to write down.
Star Wars:
"Im your father!"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"We can not stay here, this is bat country"
That has to be one of Jonny Deps best movies.
Yeah its a great scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazul
Not really too complicated to write down though...
Arthur: "Old Woman!"
Guy turns around: "MAN!"
Arthur: oh, Sorry.
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: what?
Dennis: I'm 37 I'm not old.
Arthur: well i can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could call me Dennis.
Arthur: Well I didn't know you were called Dennis!
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did ya!!
Arthur: Well I do say sorry aboutt he old woman its just from behind you look-
Dennis: What i object to is you automatically treating my like an inferior...
etc
etc
I can't be bothered to type the rest... besides I think someone already covered the rest of that sketch!!
From Wayne's World
Garth: "Uh-oh, Stacey alert!"
Wayne: "Don't make eye contact! I think she's seen us!"
Stacey: "Hi Wayney. How ya doing?"
Wayne: "Stacey, I keep telling you, we broke up two months ago. Please just leave me alone."
Stacey: "We didn't break up."
Wayne: "Yes, we did."
Stacey: "It takes both partners in a relationship to break up, and I haven't broken up with you yet."
Wayne: "What?"
Stacey: "It's our anniversary. Happy anniversary Wayne. I got you a present."
Wayne: "If it's a severed head I'm going to be really upset."
Stacey: "It's a gun rack."
Wayne: "A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone the many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."
Stacey: "You know Wayne, if you're not careful, one of these days you're gonna lose me."
Wayne: "I already did! Two months ago!"
Just a wee bit of Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday from Tombstone...
(at the piano, with Billy Clanton)
Billy: Stephen Foster! "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". You know, Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy: A which?
Doc: You know, Frederic [fornicating] Chopin.
(outside)
Billy: ...You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: Well, I have two guns, one for each of ya
(with John Ringo)
Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry.
(with Ike Clanton)
Ike: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
F*** Hitler! - German Soldeir from Saving Private ryan