list reasons showing that your playing RTW to much whoever gets 200 wins 2 cookies!!!
106)you tend to envision all your rivals with swords gutting them :charge:
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list reasons showing that your playing RTW to much whoever gets 200 wins 2 cookies!!!
106)you tend to envision all your rivals with swords gutting them :charge:
107) You tend to envision all your swords with rivals gutted on them
108) you learned latin (perfectly) 2 months after buying this game...
109) you have the strange urge to ware blue war paint and start throwing heads
110) beginning to hope the senate will ask you to attack the british (oh what fun)
111) You got angry since you didn't write the 100. th reason...
112) When you get into a verbal fight with someone, you think "Hmm, too bad. It would take at least three turns for my diplomat to get here. Neither is my legion in the vicinity of here. I'll fight him alone, with my bodyguard. Oh wait, I don't have any".
113) When you get to know that your faction leader has died, you are grieved over his heroic death, weep your eyes out and quit the game.
True story. My faction leader (Gaius Victor) was going with his army to the south-west Greek coast, and died because of his age halfway to the destination. I thought "Ok, there goes my possibility of making the Senate happy" (I had 8 turns left to occupy Dyrrhachium, and at the same time, take back Croton, now occupied by the rebels). My two highest-ranked generals were in the north duking it out with the Gauls, while the third one had to be in Tarentum to restore the public order amongst the non-Roman civilians. My army overseas would fail without the presence of a great general.
123. You think that egypt has about 5,000,000 people of working and fighting age because of the way they keep attacking you.
(HA HA I got number 123!)
DAMN! I got the wrong number! ~:doh: but I will get 123, I will! :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
In your dreams! I will get 123!
my revenge for you calling me old!
I did not call you old, aw89! ~:shock: And any way I will get 123 :argue:
113.You try to solve your debts by playing as the seleucids.
114: Everyone hates you for yelling "The reinforcements have arrived", everytime one of your friends arrives late.
115.You pray to bachhus(sp?)before a party.
116.You decide to release the hounds at someone unwanted.
117.You get three wishes and in one of them decide to be a spartan.
118.In the second wish you wish to be a winner of the olimpics.
119.Unfortunately you wished to be a spartan in spartan times, so...
120. You have to be at the front line at thermoply.
121.You start quoting latin in front of people.
122.You then wish to go to ancient rome but you ran out of wishes, so...
123.You play rome for the millionth time!
I have done number 123 aw89! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA AH HA HA HAHAHAHA ~D ~:cool: :laugh4: :leer:
124) When you argue about the use of elephants in battles with your history teacher thus lowering the happiness in the class and the popularity of the people. You start to wonder if the class will rebel and if slaughtering them will raise the popularity. :charge:
119 and 120 is the same reason! 119 is the reason and 120 is what happend after the reason!Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
you didn't get 123! ahahhaha!
to tell the truth i think that arrow head does get the number 119 and 120 because it doesnt have to be spartans in the front line, it might be from differnent reason and usually spartan warriors are used as the last resort thats from my knowledge so they stay behind (from my knowldge) but i dunno and nobody cares (except u) whether its the same reason cuz it just goes on :D no hard feeling ~:cheers:
125. u started to order ur family around like a slaves.
126. u believe math will make ur management skill goes up therefore aiming to become a governor
spartans werent reserve troops they were spartas ONLY troops who fought the entire battle, sometimes with aid from allies or mercinary missle troops.
and arrowhead should not get those two because they werent things pointing to playing to much RTW but the results of such.
127)you decide to declare a full scale war on some person who could be anywhere in the world and that you only have contact to through a rome fanatics forum
THAT MEANS YOU ARROWHEAD :furious3:
128) You start humming the "marching" battle music from RTW when you go on a walk.
129) You tell your parents you need chariot-driving lessons.
---) You post in this topic (don't count this one)
:charge:
lol just as i thought some ppl do cares but instead of correcting it they continue the number as if nothing had happened
130. u believe that swimming is not a good idea since many had drown in the game (in bridge battle)
131) you decide to allie with the person who declared full scale war with the person that could be anywhere in the entire world who both you and your ally only can contact through a rome fanatics forumQuote:
Originally Posted by master of the puppets
132 - You go to the local petting Zoo and wonder how much damage the little pigs would do if they were set alight!! or how far an Onager could 'toss' one ~:)
so? I got it first!Quote:
Originally Posted by aw89
Hey thanks BLITZ! ~:cheers:
I Must Kill All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Am The George Bush Of The Forums!
133) You start bothering to answer threads entitled 'one hundred more ways to know you're playing RTW too much'........
134. Your New Year Wish is to be able to bath in ur enemy blood for a week
135) You argue with your history teacher about the Punic Wars stating there were five, and Carthage eventually won all of them and conquered Rome
136)You start to submit papers to leading historians stating that Britain was actually the ruler of Rome (and submit screenshots as proof)
137) You are dragged out of a musem for calling a guide a f**$ed up moron for saying that Rome never conquered Parthia ~:)
138) You try to overthrow the government by building a onager and launching stones at the local officals office
139) In jail you keep yelling it was unfair that they used a firearms cheat to subdue you
140) When a neighbor throws a stick into your yard you take personal affront and begin to organize a group of children "slinger" mercenaries to wage a siege against your neighbor
136) You searched the internet finding a rough path to trace your Portuguese blood to Carthage. (Of course I didn't do this myself! Of course not! How pathetic! Of course not!.... *whisper* I swear, you tell anyone and I kill everyone here and deny everything!)
137- Slowly all the adult males in your neighborhood start dissapering...
138- You decide to seige your neighbors house and wait 2 turns to get enough battering rams to knock down their front gate...
139- You lead your friends and family into battle with the other town...
140- Your uncle dies so you mourn the loss of your best general...
141- You undermine the priority of handing in module assignments at University.
142- You post 3 page long reviews on the game covering every aspect, even the tone of colour used for the scrolls.
143- You start thinking "I wonder how much damage that building would take from a single onager stone...".
144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.
[/QUOTE]144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.[/QUOTE]
yep thats me a roman at heart an american in lineage.
i wish i was born in the golden age of comunisium... rather then the economic whole Russia is in now... ~:mecry:
145. When you try to set a law that require all dog owners to send their dogs to war hound training camp so when the need a raise there will be a ready supply of war dogs to help fight the invasion. :charge:
*thinking whether I will get the last 100 again ~D *
Yes well, i am Italian and most probably of Roman lineage.Quote:
Originally Posted by master of the puppets
im a quarter italian. by saying im american i mean i live in america and am a mutt.
but i still got all the good warrior blood.
i am italian=roman (lighter skin posibly julii descent)
irish=celtic warriors
british=crazy blue british guys
polish=the visigoths originated in scandinavia and poland
and a tiny bit native american=...warrior brave?
146.) to say "i'll kill for some food" and mean it ~:cheers:
147 - During ITV's annual showing of Goldfinger, you complain loudly that the film is utterly unrealistic since Bond somehow infiltrates the enemy complex without the help of a pet monkey or so much as a single catamite.
148) You play Rome all day and dream Rome at night
**True story! I'll wake up exhausted, as if I had been on the virtual battlefield all night long.
149) You have a family, big house, great job, and all you really think about in your free time is Rome and when the EB mod will finally come out.
**Another True Story.
150) And thus you spend time with 11 yrs olds and 14 yr olds online in a Rome Forum. (no offense young-uns)
**Gross, scary, and I need help.
151) You actually draw formations during business meetings.
**True again
152) You analyzed yourself and tried to see which vices and virtues you have.
153) Worse still, you try to figure out which of your traits will "develop".
**All True
154) Your wife comes in your home office for ANY REASON AT ALL, and you kick her out because your archers just couldn't set the damn seige towers on fire before they reached your walls and now egyptian bastards with axes are laying waste. (Then the whole egyptian army retreats for no reason at all! WTF?)
155- You develop an ass groove on a wooden chair
156-You develop a nasty twitch when not playing (Sad but true :inquisitive:)
157-You meet a brit or german or spanish person on the street and beat the crap out of them because they destroyed your empire(Castle) :scastle:
I guess you took mine and aw89's ages then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Watch out! This mght be two people I have decalared war on!
Get out now, before it is too late!!! I got a Nintendo Entertainment System(the old 8 bit original was brand new then) for my Seventh birthday. Eighteen years later and I am STILL hooked. I can only imagine it will be worse for you lads. Games now are more addictive and emersive than ever before. What type of gaming systems will be around when you are my age in another 10-15 years?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
Stop now and go ride a bike or draw with crayons or play with G.I Joes (are those even around anymore?) or some other wholesome activity.
**shakes head in self-disgust** I can't believe I'm telling "back when I was a kid" stories. Yep, back when I was a kid, we had to walk ten miles in the snow just to play Duck Hunt at a friend's house. And it was uphill both ways!
#158) You chat with young-uns half your age about the 'good old days' and realize that the 'good old days' sucked and that Rome is the best game since the Legend of Zelda!
159) You spend all your time chatting on a website about a game which you borrow from your elder brother while said brother is too busy writing an essay to play Rome
I do not borrow it! I come down to play it. This computer would not handle it. Lousy old rubbish peice of junk...that's why I want to buy one for myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baiae
Looks like baiae is another to add to my growing list of people to declare war on... :charge:
Yeah well, artistic licenseQuote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
160.) rome total war things seem to creep into every sentence.
161: You get all your school friends to help re-enact the sacking of your high scho... I mean Rome...
You sarky little... when I get my hands on you... :whip: :tomato:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baiae
you realize one of your enemies (arrowhead >:P) has made anorther enemy you (in order to secure your position as the most dominant person THATS RIGHT MOST DOMINANT :grin2:)offer an alliance to that person.
so now hopefully Master of the puppets, aw89,and baiae will allie too crush the cruel, babykilling, evil arrowhead.
SO Baiae shall we ally to crush him?
I don't really think I'm allowed to, he is my little brother...Quote:
Originally Posted by master of the puppets
Yeah mum will blow her top. ~;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Baiae
lol
eh do you british people do noogies?
how bought wedgies?
wet willies?
well watever ok well no war for baise
if arrowhead was a cruel baby killing warmonger:whip: would you make war?
162.) you belive all diplomatic problems can be solved with an army and an assasin