Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

Ok here are the rules:

1) You have to post a picture that beats the person above you, and really beats the pic of whatever... you can't just put up a picture and make something up about it to make it "beat" the person above. Make sure you say how you picture beats the one above it

2) You can't put up a picture of anything invulnerable like God, nukes or anything that would be impossible to beat.

3) Try not to re-use something.

4) Try not to use only military stuff

5) Use [IMG] tags, not a link to the picture. It doesn't say 56k warning for nothing!

*shamelessly ripped from the IGN boards*

Ok, i'll start it off

http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/gifs-jpegs/zulurun.jpg

http://www.specialgratis.it/sfondi_L...feffari004.jpg

Hoho, beat this:
http://www.tankfive.net/images/GERMA...0F%20-%203.JPG

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ages/we177.jpg

http://www.strategic-air-command.com...hunderbolt.jpg

http://www.hdwt.net/images/patriot2.jpg

patriot missile

http://www.sandalady.com/glove_no_triangle.jpg

It doesn't have to be military.....

http://www.wedowed.com/gc187.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...opt_niki_s.jpg

EDIT: how's a lion beat a bat?
EDIT: use [img] tags NOT links please

So, go from here



She can't use it!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...g/spsp2_53.jpg
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/beermakesyouhot-jpg.html to find why I did that.

lol!

but as i said, use [img] tags and actually post the reason!

http://www.abbode-cookware.co.uk/aca...20del-1-KC.JPG

"Errr...there seems to be a hole in our beer keg. We're all out"

here she is the ultimate.
http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/de...metropolis.jpg

(Here is a before and after images of plastic surgery).
http://lib.store.yahoo.com/lib/inkszone/goldie-hawn.jpg

Her skin is more soft than the one in Dessa's post.

http://www.movies-on-dvds.com/kurt_russell.jpg

Well that's what i heard anyway ~;)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...moothgirl4.jpg
Man can't comprehend with a shirtless women.
I can't edit my posts plus the last time I used IMG tags it did a link,so this might be a link.

http://media.ign.com/thumb/100/10096...ck21_thumb.jpg

http://www.soldatini.org/images/recensioni/ha8053_1.jpg

This guy right here beats silly musket men

http://www.gulacy.com/dark-horse/ter...l-painting.jpg

Top The terminator ppl

Oh i better say this

This picture is trademarked (® or TM) and copyrighted (©) 2002 by Paul Gulacy.

Dont wanna get sued now do i :)

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020526/ed1.jpg
A nuclear missile can

No Nukes :P says so in post number 1
MU HA HA HAA!

http://www.starwars.jp/machine/image/death_star.jpg

Oooooh, a nuke. The pride of the Imperial Starfleet is really scared... ~D

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Referenc...XWDS1_BY01.jpg
It better be ~D

Crazed Rabbit

http://www.lucasarts.com/products/sw.../movies/1s.jpg

http://www.anime-ni.co.uk/anime/escabox01/01.jpg
I'de like to see you aholes beat a guymelef.

http://67.18.37.14/135/37/upload/p786557.jpg

This.

These. http://www-ed.fnal.gov/lincon/w98/pr...orangeback.gif

Lol. Sorry about the link, I'm in a hurry.

i know what beats Power rangers

http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/P...e_3/TLMAG4.JPG

thats right The good old chanel changer

http://www.zardoz.net/~awm/TVParty2000/22Aftermath.jpg

You need a TV for the remote to work.

What exactly is that? I don't know how to beat it.

http://www.alamoflag.com/alamoflag/I..._jack_full.jpg
Take that!

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Originally Posted by Craterus

What exactly is that? I don't know how to beat it.

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I think that is the end of this thread ~:)

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Originally Posted by Placid Tramp

I think that is the end of this thread ~:)

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No, the beginning

http://www.netalbum.gr/data/media/41/big-bang.jpg Speaking of beginnings - The Big Bang,

You know, Science vs. Religion.

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Originally Posted by sapi

EDIT: how's a lion beat a bat?
EDIT: use [img] tags NOT links please

So, go from here

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

She can't use it!

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Just got sick in my stomach on this one - and before I go farther in this thread - this one just might be the winner and the one impossible to beat.

I know how to beat it...

A gym or famine...

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/War%...%20bomber3.jpg

http://bush-lies.blogspot.com/bush2.jpg War on Terrorism?

http://www.pienternet.be/zuidafrika/images/hector.jpg
Aparteid

http://www.kituochakatiba.co.ug/Nelson.jpg - Nelson Mandela
http://www.broadview.mccsc.edu/mlk2k...0(Freedom).jpg - Martin Luther King
As a team to stop racism..

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/i...rlormaid-s.jpg

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/i...rlormaid-s.jpg

A French made has that mess beat

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Just got sick in my stomach on this one - and before I go farther in this thread - this one just might be the winner and the one impossible to beat.

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Lol if you want to beat the fat woman, all you need is a vacumn cleaner (or some of the more sensible suggestions outlined above)!

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Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/War%...%20bomber3.jpg

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ewww, he isn't the man he used to be ~D

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Originally Posted by Fragony

ewww, he isn't the man he used to be ~D

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Eurgh, I feel dirty for laughing at that...

http://www.menalto.com/albums/cole-e.../ane.sized.jpg

Evil messy children beat maids, any day of the week!! They can't cope with the mess!!

http://gungallery.euweb.cz/Pict/Al's...mm%20Luger.jpg

guns take care of kids

Why has no one fought if you use packman you will win hands down> Pacman eats everything !

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/i...ppelin-img.jpg

Unbeatable at the art of Rock and Roll. ~;)

As they say, you can't stop rock and roll!!! :drummer: :guitarist: :singer:

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Originally Posted by Craterus

As they say, you can't stop rock and roll!!! :drummer: :guitarist: :singer:

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uuhh.... yes you can

http://www.worleybuggerflyco.com/fly...ow_diagram.jpg
those rockers ain't much use without 'lecy

http://albachten.com/rudy/bobs_tesla_coil/tesla2.jpg

Tesla Coil BIOTCH!

http://www.request.org.uk/infants/world/switch.jpg

It won't work if it's off!

http://www.wiseguysynth.com/larry/day.htm

http://www.wiseguysynth.com/larry/Image545.jpg

Yes but if the voltage is high enough no switch can stop it


Just some fun facts, it takes a minumum of 300 volts for electricty to arc. So when you get shocked by static electricity it is usually more than 300 volts especially if you saw it arc.

It takes approximately a 30 volt differential to break the human skin.

It's not the voltage that will kill you it's the current, that's why static electricity is usually unharmful.

Computers carry some of the most deadly currents and some as much as up to 5 amps and more. The reason most people don't get shocked is because they operate at low voltages that can't break the skin.

Don't go running your hand in your comuter though 5 volts is'nt harmful, but 5 volts next negative 25 volts can ruin your day, that's a differnce of 30 volts.

I'm going to listen to tibilicus, and use...

Pacman!!

http://interactive.usc.edu/members/a...0JAWS%20sm.jpg

http://www.looniebin-of-jokes.com/pics/broke.jpg

You need quarters to play pac-man

http://childmin.com/Tools/artwork/robber.gif

A robber can steal all the quarters from a bank, and then you can play pacman forever.

http://www.csun.edu/~hcpas003/Police...ch%201968.jpeg

The Police.

http://flocom.com/TMaxx.jpg

T-maxx Remote control car. It can go at 40mph and break your legs. It would go to the riot police, and they wouldn't see it, so all their legs would get broken.

Wouldn't it lose momentum halfway through it's "charge"? ~:confused:

http://www.batteryhome.co.uk/images/cr2.jpg Not if i take away the batteries..

It doesn't run on batteries, it runs on petrol!! So beat that!! A petrol powered remote control car capable of breaking the police's legs.

A leg guard? http://www.westernfireandsafety.com/leg%20guards.jpg

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pictim/...es/legoff1.jpg

Landmine!

Hovercraft - flow right over the landmines like they say on Bond (correct me if I'm wrong) http://www.mgs.org/photo_gallery/ima...%20project.jpg

http://www.champignytriathlon.org/av...of%20moher.jpg
hover over that!

http://www.holgate.info/Environmenta...appleton1a.GIF

Taste coastal erosion!

Retaining walls:
http://www.concretenetwork.com/concr...etrero_rgb.jpg

Bwahaha!

Crazed Rabbit

Retain this:
http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/200...27-30/ball.jpg
(*O darn, I knew we should have used more mortar)

http://p-38online.com/images/p38j2.jpg

Nothing that's been posted can beat this, except for possibly the A-10 (and if anyone thinks that it can, I'd like him and his A-10 to prove it to me and my P-38).

I was going to use this to the crane operator. But it works against the pilot as well!! ~D

http://img174.echo.cx/img174/9430/pepperspray1bt.th.jpg

is this an A-10? http://www.mediasnews.com/photos/gif.../Patriot01.gif

If not, then I can beat it with that..

http://www.wsstudios.de/Flugzeuge/Do...ora9_1_big.jpg

My Dora-9 pWns your Lightning.

http://reports.tbo.com/reports/bisho...ane278x278.jpg

Buildings stop all planes. Beat that!!

I guess it isn't appropriate to post a picture of when a plane took down a building?

See post #67 in this thread.

Never! The P-38 ate Focke Wulfs for breakfast.

http://www.geocities.com/dagmawi.geo...ase_bombed.jpg
I BURN YOUR AIRBASE!

http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergen...se-working.jpg

Ha! A water hose to put out your fire!

Crazed Rabbit

http://www.farsideafrica.com/pics/mo...rge/desert.jpg
Unfortunately, a world wide drought makes water too scarce to be sprayed pointlessly onto flaming buildings.

Due to the fact that it would be nearly as tasteless as posting pictures of the World Trade Center building, I shall not post pictures of a tidal wave. However, consider that drought beaten!

https://www.dzd.co.uk/cgi/acatalog/23249w.jpg

Conquers all...