the rules are simple, keep the most terrifying sins thst will scare the mods so badly that they will close this thread for your girlfriend. also no words about piracy.
i'm a good example of a pious and good christ and i dont have any sins
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the rules are simple, keep the most terrifying sins thst will scare the mods so badly that they will close this thread for your girlfriend. also no words about piracy.
i'm a good example of a pious and good christ and i dont have any sins
Hey this is a new ideal, a confession thread. Now all we need is somebody to forgive the sins......
Ahem , I procreate , is it a sin?
I once posted lol, even though I didn't really laugh. :wry:
I once stole a biscuit from the cupboard at home, so i'm quite obviously a bad person... ~;)
Pride, greed, envy, lust, sloth, anger, and gluttony.
That my friend is vanity, one of the deadly sins!Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
Is adultery a sin? Ooops... :embarassed:
er....my big one is I lie a bit, not to anyone important about anything important just to my father really, you have to understand our relationship to get why. Also...er...respect thy father; I have problems with that being as...well...some of the older members will know (I went crazy once and posted it in a thread on drugs and the bad crap they cause).
are you talking about me. i don't know what vanity is so maybe sumone could explain it to me. (mischien in nederlands)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
you love yourself and think you are completely perfect. More or less
hmm....that reminds me of someone *looks in the mirror* :fainting: :devil: :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by ichi
I sense a powerful dark side presence...
Sense a disturbance in the force do I. Send Jedi to SwordsMaster, we must.
Atheism. ~;p
I think it is. But people have resons to cheat. What if your girlfreind was dead ugly? No wait you would dump her then. That was a stupid comment........ very stupid. If only i had inteligence.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
I once took a chocolate bar from my grandmother. I'm a bad person :embarassed: ~;)
Evil. That's nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
I'm secretly a gay lawyer that works for the ACLU and work part time at an abortion clinic. ~D
That's not all true! You haven't passed the Bar yet!Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I slept with Emperor Umeu's girlfriend.
The Seven Deadly Sins:
Pride
I'm not a particularly proud person, but occasionally I can be arrogant.
Envy
This is my worst sin. I try to work on my envy.
Wrath/Anger
I'm not a very angry person, except in traffic or in politics.
Sloth
I can be lazy or very industrious. I am definitely zealous, though.
Avarice/Greed
The least of my sins. Not 100% absent, but not much of a problem.
Gluttony
Not much here either. I'm rather slender for an American, and I eat much less than the average in the US. I drink no alcohol and consume no illegal drugs. I don't even like to take legal drugs.
Lust
Is this a sin? If it is, it is second to envy in my list.
Leave it to Christianity to make the only thing that progresses our species a sin.:sick:Quote:
Lust
Is this a sin? If it is, it is second to envy in my list.
Lust isn't a sin.
Lust is life! :bow:
The Seven Deadly Sins:
Pride
I'm not that proud. An swell my ego at will though.
Envy
No very envious
Wrath/Anger
Oh how I rage.
Sloth
Pretty lazy
Avarice/Greed
I horde my money sort of.
Gluttony
Don't eat that much. Can though
Lust
Not that lustful, at relative to others.
Blashpemy, blasphemy, blasphemy and another helping of blasphemy. Not here of course, but a lot of blaspheming.
You're right I just have sex with liberal ACLU lawyers... Damn you for exposing me!!! ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tachikaze
I kicked a homeless guy in the face this morning.:laugh:
Just j/k, don't just on me BKS. :bow:
I guess it depends on which definition of sin we're using... I don't bother to count or even take notice. I guess that means there're too many to count.
Side note: Is saying that you think that "it's sweet" how the Galatians section of the new Testament deals with sexual perversion technically blasphemy? I'm curious all of a sudden.
Genocide on a daily basis.
Really. InterestingQuote:
Originally Posted by Somebody Else
Oh, earlier today I went outside to work in shorts and a t-shirt just so I would get a bad sunburn. Wasn't out long enough though. Did inhale some dust and have some slightly painful blisters though. Self injury is a sin right?
~D ~D ~D Dear god that is a horrible smileyQuote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
oke i get it. MHUWAAHAHAAHAHA FRAGONY i'll get you for this one m8 ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadesPanther
you did OH MY GOD, so it was you i slept with i thought it was my girl ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Es Arkajae
oh may god be merciful i sinned today. I saw that beautiful girl and i couldn't help it and i... :cry: I tackled her... the aggony
That's the way! Back to caveman mentality. Big club *BANG*, and drag the prey back to your cave at her hair YAY!Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
yup, but the weird thing is i don't regret it
No more posts of this type please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Count de Sade would be proud!Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
is he a member. also i broke with the church becuz they don't allow this, now i'm a atheist 1st class
I watched a err, sky-colour film.
you should go to the church and confess right away
Lying is not a sin. The Commandment is "thou shalt not give false evidence". That's is the Gospel of Mark somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
I shoot a man well over 15 times in the chest....he died and I still havn't been caught for it.
Do you live in Canada? Maybe I can call Crime Stoppers and get a reward....
I am lazy... damn, for a sin it sure feels good.
I am only not lazy when I commit another kind of sin. ~;)
i haven't killed anyone yet, but I probably did most of the other sins.
You've got to try everything once ~D
EDIT I wrote everyone instead of everything first, what was I thinking ....
You're gonna burn for having sex with every biped with a pulse.Quote:
EDIT I wrote everyone instead of everything first, what was I thinking ....
My new MSN quote:
I've commited 6/7 deadly sins, and I'm proud of it! D'oh!
and you should. you evil martian maniac
The problem is, now I'm confessing every night! I'm a bad little martian, but maybe God dosen't take into account your teenage years when He of St. Peter judges you....
I don't sin.....on weekends
hahahaha but sinning is your job wasn't it
technically speaking since the original stuff is in ancient greek it says ''dont tell lies'' ΟΥ ΨΕΥΔΟΜΑΡΤΥΡΗΣΕΙΣQuote:
Originally Posted by evil_maniac from mars
I wil admit my sins:
I have spammed the frontroom.
And you did one helluva job of it too. ~:cheers:
Thanks! I am getting really tired of the 'you may only add one new post every twenty seconds' message by now. :winkg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Have to agree with Beirut here: every single post in the frontroom had you as the last poster for a few minutes. Someone is bored sense I ~:handball:
Not bored. I am on a mission: 1000 posts by the end of the week!Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordsMaster
Thats what the backroom is for. Just start a discussion on gun control ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Nah! Backroom requires too much thinking to post a lot there. :embarassedg:Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordsMaster
Or a new thread:
"the see how many posts you can make in a row thread"
or
"How many posts can you make now,.. yes RIGHT NOW!!!"
that way you could get up to 3 ppm (posts per minute)!
Or you could call it 180pph (posts per hour), which would be a more standard way of giving the speed. :grin:
At that rate it would take me just under two hours...
Sins....well I could say I've sinned but that just doesn't cover the whole range of my depravity. I'm serious here, I once drop kicked this puppy.
http://www.michelangeloflores.com/ga...ages/puppy.jpg
Quite beautiful seeing it gliding across the sky, prompting neighbours to tell the local papers that they had seen a flying puppy.
Oh yeah and I am the person responsible for the entire republican party. And I'm sorry to say G.B jr's real father, seems old Mr Bush didn't quite cut it... ~;)
What else, oh yes I invented abortions and Cell stem research. I am an atheist, who regularly curses an imginary God. And I once had intimate relations with two sisters and their mother in the same night.
I'm also a terrible liar. ~;)
The other day I laughed when I saw an old woman fall in the street without the slightest bit of concern for the well-being of any innocent insects on the pavement that might have been crushed in the process.
I thrashed myself for it.
I once lied - about whether or not I had... nevermind.
sex, huh. you dirty spammer
What sins have I commited???
Well, if I believed in God I would have to say I've pretty much covered them all except murder and I've considered that one a few times.
look at your post count. you must be a mighty spammer
No, hiciendo toda de mi tarea. A mi mama dije, "Sí, yo termine todo hace mucho tiempo, y entonces regrese a leyendo este foro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
I burned down our dog's dog house when I was 13 and blamed it on the neighbor kid who was a well known pyromaniac. Irregardless, my parent's made him buy us a new one... ahhh the perfect crime :charge:
I bought another Nietzsche book. ~;)
No, hiciendo everything of my task. To my breast I said, "Yes, I finish everything long ago, and then she returns to reading this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
this is what altavista says. :eek:
~:eek: chico muy malo!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Aye my new sin, I bought something without telling my parents, but wait it's my money anyways ~:cheers: