Yep 400 is a crazy number but berserkers are crazy. ( and yes I know i'm making a remake of the other posts but I enjoyed them.)
1. i like to see some soldiers fart as they wait for the emeny~D
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Yep 400 is a crazy number but berserkers are crazy. ( and yes I know i'm making a remake of the other posts but I enjoyed them.)
1. i like to see some soldiers fart as they wait for the emeny~D
2. MTW is like playing chess. Challenging, but logical.
Seeing as this is more game related, I'm going to move it to the EH.
3. It is cool.
if you get 400 you get life supply of cookies AND a free beer at my house~:eek:
4. So i can put up threads like this to get my post count up~D
and remember try to be funny
way cool movies of ninjas at work (STW)
5. Comical factor of watching Legionaries fly... (elephants)
6.So I can make peace with barbarians then conquer them when they least expect it!~D
7. To have the pleasure of watching little pixillated men die...
8. To slag people who think red alert 2 is the best stratgy game ever...
9. To change (virtual) history.
Why play them (RTW, MTW, STW)?
10. Why not?
11. to see Ai calvary succumb to my plananx!~:cool:
12.To laugh at Scipii when their armys are destroyed at Mt. Etna!
13. Online community, meet new people and even join sites like this one.
14. To watch cavalry charge your spearwalls.
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15. Try out mods.
16. So I know when in a food fight I should run to corner so i don't get flanked:hide:
17. To laugh at the fields of bodies once the killing is finished.
18. To laugh at one peasent with 50 units worth of javs coming to kill him..
19. Because it gives rise to the " spoil policy, here is the spoiler i will say,
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20. So i can extermianate those hairy barbarians and make some moolah!
21. When it starts raining you cry out to other people with umbrellas,"Tuesedo formation!"
22. Watching Parthian Troops recieve flying lessons from Seleucid elephants.
23 . For the heart-pounding rush these games give me right before the charge into battle...:charge:
24: To see Gaul invade Greece ~:)
25.To laugh at chariots crossing the river and falling down off the bridge (unless they're mine:furious3: )
26. To kill the Roman Senate.
27. So that I can be evil to small puny sprites.
28. So we can lots of moolah by doing that cheap exploit: offering map information and getting something like 2000 for it!
29. So we can can conquer europe and get away with it. :hanged:
30. So I can waste my weekends on there.
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Originally Posted by ichi
32. To hear my barbarian general tell me what we will do after the battle.
33. To hear some funny speeches...
34: to spam the forums
35: to watch the ai and laugh so hard that it hurts.
36. geisha's in STW
37. "He is running like a whiippped dog!"
38. So I can cry and laugh at the same time whilst my assasin dies with a 99% chance of succeeding.
39. So I can exterminate very city in the world and not get ridiculed for it:devil:
40. Take out Hannibal´s long overdue revenge on Rome!
41. Finally make Europe a muslim one.
42. I always wanted to become Shogun.
43. Get to know you people!
44.Become emperor
45.Become emperor
46.Become emperor
47.Become emperor
48.Become emperor
49.Become emperor
50.To repeat "Become emperor" loads of time in one thread so i get that life supply of cookies~:eek:
51. So I can post in threads like this.
52. So I can play as "Bartix" when EB comes out.
53. So i can wonder what 'Bartix' is. And put '-ix' on the end of everythingix.
54. Toix tryix andix translateix whatix Abokasix saidix.
55. So I can find out when the alien invasion is due to start :alien:
56. So i can find out what the Uranian doomsday device is. ~D
57. To hear the Vikings "victory song" after battle.
58. So I can find out what I missed when I didn`t play MTWQuote:
Originally Posted by avatar
59. To use HA's against all infantry armies. And laugh at their attempts to attack.
60. To charge hastati with massed cataphracts or elephants
61. To beat spam armies in multiplayer and teach them to bring a balanced army
62. To conquer both Rome, Carthage, Greece and Macedon with a barbarian faction.
63. To fight multiplayer battles with more than one player per team and sometimes hold out alone against 2 or more enemies when your allies just stood back or managed to get themselves slaughtered/routed in a foolish premature charge
64. To use 3 low-quality cavalry units to kill/rout a full stack of AI opponents.
65. To make the roman empire a footnote in history
66. To conquer the entire world as the Aragonese, Thracians or some other smaller faction
67.To laugh at posts in this thread such as mikeus's post!:rolleyes5:
68. So that this fourm exists and i can bug evrybody with my smiliy army
:surrender: :2thumbsup: :egypt: :egypt: :yes: :yes: :whip: :whip: :smash: :clown: :clown: :wink2: ~:shock: ~:mad: :fainting: :scared: :scastle: :uhoh: :vanish: :toilet: :jawdrop:
69. To get my 12 ship navy filled with my full stack army which I have been building for the past 20 turns beaten by a 1 ship navy with triple gold cheverons with a 5 star admiral.
70. To annoy my family when they want to use the computer.
71. So I can spam away in posts like this.
72. So I can watch a good post turn into a spam trap.
73.So i can send a peasent army to its death and not be thought evil(As a matter of fact you are evil!:devilish: )
74; To watch a unit of els strugle to kill one man. They just run him over but he wont die when theres one left.
So I can play as the English and conquer the French. MTW or NTW, its all good :duel:
Mount Suribachi,please put your number in,75.You need to number your answer like this, e.g someone posts their answer, which is the 78th answer, hence he puts in 78.blah blah blah, you get the idea
76. To get away from my girlfriend ~D
77.To say to Divine Wind what a cheeky little git he is!~D I mean, to get away from his girlfriend!~:cool:
78/ To take the frustrations of everyday life out on mass formations of little men on a computer screen will always brighten up anyone's day ~D .
79.To see how evil ORG members are~D
80. To see how long it will take to reach 400 in this thread.
81.To put a crap general to a crumbling wall and watch him being buried alive!
82.To lie down down the floor crieing because you uninstalled RTW and can't find the cds!
83.To wonder if I could in one post, up to a hundred and make the reasons funny.
84.To watch a AI general fling his self on to a pike and get shot by 10 units of archers(yup, don't mess with me!)
85. To smash anybody who think RTW is the worst stratgy game ever.*walks up to somebody and experiments with a flamethrower on his body!*
86.To see the moonpeople be beaten by our lovely hats!!!~D ~D
87.To bathe in the emenys blood for a whole week!
88. to enslave those nasty barbarians.
89.To go to the toilet and come back out and notice you never paused RTW! Argghhhhhhh!!!
90.To be happy that i've done ten reasons already in one post and still be funny.
91.To enjoy the soon coming out EB.
92. To give a rebel general a little run around with my HAs
93. To be inspired to do stories for RTW.
94.To smack my friend in the face with the RTW cd-box for saying that my global empire is crap! The fool!
95.Because you set formation for your pencils, ruler etc. in your office.
96.To get closer to that life supply of cookie......*drools*
97. To have a pizza while i see the AI being slaughtered.
98. To make a battle where you can kill the evil Jamster! beings.
99.To rejoice when I conquer the SPQR
100.Yeehaa!!! I'm at a hundred!
101.To bow at my last post
102. Helps me increase my inferiority complex
103. So that studying for exams has an incentive :furious3:
104. So that when I sleep I dream sweet dreams of death and destruction
105. To increase my knowledge of history
106. To give Takeda Shingen a chance to unify Japan...
107. To give the Byzantines a chance to keep Constantinople...
108. To give the British a chance to rule the barbarian world (repeat to fade!)...
109. To pass the idle hours ~:)
110: So dont in medieval total war i can come so close to taking thw world as Byzantium, Only to have a civil war just before it hapens. If im really unlucky the Golden Horde will arive at the same time. Making it a lot worse. Loyalty it means nothing in RTW. Quite litrally !
Honour was a lot more important in RTW times. Loyalty was higher and people rarely betrayed, not as much as Medievil times.
111. to look at some reasons and laugh
112: So i can waist my life on something thats no real then one day realize that i need a job ~D
113. So it can burn out and I can buy another game, that may be completely crap[. Then I will go back to RTW, and wonder what I was thinking leaving it.
114.To cry when my 14 star genral gets killed by peasents
114.To cry when my 15 star general dies by peasents:furious3:
115. To capture all 7 Wonders of the Ancient World.
116. To make references to RTW in an economics paper (keynes anyone?).
117. To dodge doing my i.t revision. :dizzy2:
118. To explain to my family that conquering Europe is slightly more important to me than they are. ~:)
119. To get yelled at for saying the above.
120. To whine about RTW's faults on the forum.
121. To praise it at the same time.
122. To gasp in shock and awe as my whole amphibous invasion force, my best veteran army), headed for Gaul is annihilated at sea by the rebels.
123. To punish rebels.
124. To exterminate people in my capital for the sole purpose of making it less congested.
125. To get over 100 unhinged loons in my factions during MTW.
126. To read stories at the mead hall.
127. To sell maps to unsuspecting AI factions for virtual fortunes.
128. To make more money from maps than from my cities in a decade.
129.to see people posting lots of reasons in one post which i likw.
130.to get slagged because I can't spell right(see above)
131. So I have a reason for not doing my homework. ~D
132. To annoy Berserker! when I only post two reasons in this post.
15 stars?! ~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Berserker!