in this thread you can qoute funny lines written by members.
and not more than 50 abokassee quotes please
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in this thread you can qoute funny lines written by members.
and not more than 50 abokassee quotes please
A personel favourite of mine resently was Mikeus getting a bit hot headed lets sayI will now scavange around some more threads to find some more...........Quote:
This isn't (meant to be) a flame post, but i have one point to make. Maybe Clayton is a troll? He comes here, pretending to be asking questions and being a history buff, and posting all these topics maybe just for the sake of annoying us? If that is the case, then i'm going to have to try harder at ignoring him because i hate trolls and love nothing better than being more annoying than them and chasing them off a site.
Ok, rant over, feel free to shout at me, report me, whatever...
hahahahahahahaha
Ok heres another one sorry Emperor its you looking lets say a bit silly in the word asociation game.............Emperors asosiation the peat !Quote:
Yea??????????????????? nipple
King HenryQuote:
what the hell has nipple to do with peat, something used for fuel which you find in and around bogs?
Lol for some reson this is making me laugh laugh myself silly ! ~D
Dont worry there shall be more to come......... Maby even some of me !
haahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha this thread makes me laugh
you're site has a very funny post :laugh:
"It's somewhat ironic that closing spam threads increases my postcount"- Ser Clegane :bow:
"If America's robot warriors run on Windows, my money's on the starving rock-armed peasants"-English Assasin.
very good, keep em coming.
'I am so excited I can barely keep my buttplug in.'
Devestating Dave
Wooh, i was the first quote! Anyway, here is mine:
The samnite, in response to Abokasee's comment of:Quote:
Originally Posted by The samnite
Has anyone seen Abokasee's profile? His location is 'things....' for crying out loud...lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
c'mon you can do better, more more
I haven't really seen a funny one
I nominate that in a thread for the funniest post...it cracked me up ~DQuote:
I haven't really seen a funny one
whuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you should see Abokassee's thread. click the link in Dutch Guy's sig
This one takes the cake
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"Chavez stands up for his people - the working class people and he is making their lives better. He is pro workers not pro big business and so the US media, US govt and US people demonise him. He is a great man, long may he reign and he will with the huge support of his people he has." - JAG
That is so damn funny. :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
pretty funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
i don't think that's so funny, or i don't get the joke. oke location isn't for things.... but stillQuote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Yeah that thread is really funny , everything the Abokassee guy types is hilariousQuote:
whuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you should see Abokassee's thread. click the link in Dutch Guy's sig
:balloon2:
Unfortunatly though Abokasee has gon.~:( Some say he went to another forum to find out what units Bartix have. Some say through the insanity of it all he went mad and electricuted himself with a 20 watt bulbs. But what i like to think he went to talk to is little alien freinds and went of to there world to ask people there the one true question of life; What units do Bartix have? And what faction replases Numidia?
~:bow:
Ok I never posed this but said it nontheless
"Socialism, a Communist's light beer!"
Right Well I'll post one that I saw recently...
Sharrukin:
Australians really aren't like other people are they?
In response to DGB's statement that:
We also have border patrols that shoot starlings that try to fly over the border etc. to try and keep the natural environment from damage.
Best quote ever as Ellesthyan translates Abokasees question for the masses ~:)
"Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.
What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?
To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."
My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.
With a most humble greeting,
Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court
Genius ~D
I actually keep record of the funniest quotes of Org members, updating it every now and then. I missed that Dave’s “buttplug” comment, though, thanks, Fragony! ~D
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Originally Posted by King Arthur
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Man I don't remember that!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
**checks butt plug**
~D
The talk funny thread at the Monastery (lol).
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Originally Posted by clayton ballentine
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Originally Posted by Templar Knight
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: ~D :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by clayton ballentine
ahahahahahhahahahaha
tht s nt fnny. I dn't wnt t hr bt t gn. k? why cn y nt t lst try t mk yr psts wrthwhl t rd??? hh? HH?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
Prnc Lrds Knvch :gring:
Is there a penpal account where I can donate to your New Keyboard Fund?Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Prnc Lrds KnvchQuote:
tht s nt fnny. I dn't wnt t hr bt t gn. k? why cn y nt t lst try t mk yr psts wrthwhl t rd??? hh? HH?!
yeah PLK is right
:balloon2:
Good golly, that thread is funny. I need some Taquilal.
:sombrero:
Proletariat do you mean the thread in my sig ?
That really is hilarious :D
:balloon2:
wo ta fak is PLK (i'm gonna get warned AGAIN)
PKL = Prince Laridus Konivaich
cz yu dunt gut thu hunt, duh QS us mu frund su wu lugh fur nuthungQuote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Indeed. I'm a bit hung over today and that was just what I needed. Now I think I need a bloody mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
you're a girl, noh
Erm, me? Yes.
:gorgeous:
oooh sexy
Please see my sig for what I think is the funniest thing I have ever seen one member say to another.
pretty funny
I've been racking my brain on this one. In the 'your thoughts on porn' thread, Byzantine Prince said he enjoyed anime. I said that the whole 'tentacle' thing wasn't really my cup of tea.
Beirut came back with a classic... I spilled my beer on my keyboard I was laughing so hard when I read it:
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Tentacle rape? What the hell are you guys watching? Octopus sex at the cartoon aquarium? I prefer the old fashioned one guy and three women stuff. That's sex the way God intended it.
Oh, and PanzerJager's signature has a hysterical quote at the moment. God, when did BP say that?
goofy: what is so funny about that? And what does pwned mean, anyway?
ahahahahahahaha, this is tha bomb. Beirut is my manQuote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Maybe this will help:Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Make more sense now?Quote:
pwned
MEANING:
The past tense of the word "pwn," which means "to kick the ass of (an opponent)."
HISTORY:
Contrary to popular belief, "pwned" did not originate in Warcraft. A top Quake player mispelled "owned" and the term quickly spread to more players and eventually to nearly the entire population of online gamers. The word is usually used in online FPS and RTS games.
USAGE:
Pwned is often said to an individual's lesser opponent after the greater person or team has defeated his enemy.
Can also be used when verbal superiority is shown in an arguement, for instance, on a video or computer game message board/forum.
"My archers pwned your wyvern, noob."
"Clan AIC just pwned you mother-*******."
(After delivering a perfect arguement):
"PWNED B***H GGTHNXNORE"
This made me laugh ~:cheers:Quote:
"PWNED B***H GGTHNXNORE"
From Professor Spatula's sig.Quote:
Rome Total War wasn't built in a day, although I'm guessing the AI was.
Crazed Rabbit
this oneis not from here btw, another website. It's funny yet sad.Quote:
I haven't been this disappointed since my friend told me Jesus dies at the end of The Passion of the Christ.
Any of the posts in this:Man this is funny
ARROW THROUGH HIS HEAD, you're back, man i missed you. i know you're 11 but sleeping the whole day for 3 weeks is below your age..................................
~D
I told you i was back in the birthday thread. I've just been busy.
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Now you need to tell me what is CGTHNXORE!? - This is making even less sense to me. I need help here, not very good at netslang, ok? :sadg:Quote:
Originally Posted by goofy
check it out right awayQuote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
GGTHXNORE = Good game, thanks, no rematchQuote:
Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
Said to an opponent in multi-play gaming when you have just whipped his butt so badly that a rematch (in your view) would be pointless because you have better things to do with your time than administering another all-too-easy beating to such a skill-less noob...
:charge:
ouch that's hard.
Yes so GGTHXNORE hasu ur pwnd!Quote:
Originally Posted by Goofball
Incomprehensible gibberis, your post is. Why up such with posts put I do?Know not I. I now stop will attempting understand jargan your to, futility due exercise this of the. Thanks. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Wizard
PS: Does anyone else have the issue of the :charge: smilie not moving the bottom of the horse in the window to the left?