talk funny thread

here t6alk like me:
hi thr i am clytoon balintin i ply Rom Total War and i luv histry i allso luv 2 study histry

come on people talk talk talk talk talk talk TALK!

OMFG11!!1!!FINLY TEH THRED WER i CaN SpEaK TeH L33t ROUxxxORZzZZzz111!!111!!11!!11!


PS: Tell WUT BARTIX1!!!!!!11!

what ? how ? ?????????? ~:confused: ~:confused:

He's here!!!!!! .....:sweatdrop: :stunned: * looks 'round for Mikeus *

T4I5 T4R3AD 5UX0RS!
All ur threadz r belong to meh!1!!1!!!!

I vote GAH!

Wut Is Da Point Of This Thr3ad?!!!!??!? Wtf Praty Crap I Think1!!1 Omg

Mikeus has fallen in the line of [what he thought was his] duty.:fainting:
he was forced to stop fighting after his edit button was blown off by a mod stick.

Quote:

---

He's here!!!!!! ..... * looks 'round for Mikeus *

---

Oh fook....if he's invaded the frontroom, then nowhere is safe for me. And it doesn't help he brought his particular brand of 'crap' with him, the sort that can be bought in a bargain bin at your local supermarket.

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, they stood back to back, facing each other, pulled out their swords and shot each other.

Wow, thats deep stuff ^

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar

Oh fook....if he's invaded the frontroom, then nowhere is safe for me. And it doesn't help he brought his particular brand of 'crap' with him, the sort that can be bought in a bargain bin at your local supermarket.

---

lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Al Khalifah

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, they stood back to back, facing each other, pulled out their swords and shot each other.

---

snif, now i finally know how Santa Claus died

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar

Oh fook....if he's invaded the frontroom, then nowhere is safe for me. And it doesn't help he brought his particular brand of 'crap' with him, the sort that can be bought in a bargain bin at your local supermarket.

---

we bullyin agian Mikeus. i'm watching you like a bloodhound. actually i'ts quite fun annoyin Mikeus. just as long you don't get angry yourself. i'll start too.

omgz1 r4ORZ111ANOIN MIKUS IS TE5 FUN111111?111111111111111111111!!!!lluts spaaam teh forum!!!!that anoyhum


really, clayton is not harmless. https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...0&page=1&pp=30

"please don't ever do that agian because i hate it when people question my knowloge and when people call me a lier i take it that is what you where doing"




"listen this is to all of you who think he is telling the truth i am probubly using the sam books they are i only use famous book and 5 of them are old and new school books ok so STOP SAYING I BROKE COPYRIGHT LAWS AND THAT I AM ALSO TAKING CREDIT FOR WORK THAT IS NOT MINE IF SOMEONE ELES POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGIAN THEN WE CAN GET US A JURY OF 3 HERE AT THE FORUMS AND WE WILL LET THE JURY DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!"

"don't call me a lier agian!!!!!!! "



this was in response to certain members of of the forum pointing out that the samples from his book were stolen from websites (copied and pasted with the same wording)

EDIT: heres more




"Quote:
Originally Posted by Elias71
And please, nobody reply saying "give him a break, he's only 15" because I'm only 16. You have to understand that this guy has been spamming this same thing on multiple message boards, saying how he knows more than archaeologists, refuses to accept input (because god forbid he gets corrected) and then runs away.

listien Elies71 you need to shut your big fat mouth i have had to put up with your crap at 2 other sites! i want you to leave and never return agian! i am going to get Geroshi if you don't leave me alone i don't like people correcting my mistakes you can tell that by looking at some previus posts i hate you and don't want you replying to MY thread because you have made me mad too many times so leave before start something! you are not the one under pressure to complete the books by July of 2006 i do not have the time to read your stupid corrections if you want a book just the way you want it then you write your own book if you don't feel like it then shut-up and don't correct everything i do!OK! "


see what im talking about?

c'mon give him a break. ok sumtimes he's annoying. and sumtimes he acts very stupid. but when i do that nobody reacts like that

It would be great if some people could stop picking at other patrons just for the sake of it.

Personally I find it quite annoying and pityful that some patrons are obviously obsessed with stalking clayton and making a little witchhunt.

In case some of you haven't noticed - the current thread started by clayton isn't the only one with a silly touch here in the Frontroom, however, for some reason this is the thread that people decide to flock to to slander the starter of the thread.

Pathetic...

I know...but he is a spamer... and something of a troll already...

Alright, i will shut up now. :lipsrsealed2:

indeed

In his threads, count how many posts clayton has vs how many some other patrons have and tell me who is the spammer. If the approximate 2.5 posts per day that clayton has since joining 2 months ago is "spamming", then he's the worse spammer in history.


As for the quotes from the Monastery threads, that issue has been addressed.

"As for the quotes from the Monastery threads, that issue has been addressed."

glad to hear it ~:cheers:


BTW, i read the guild FAQ and was not able to find what happens when you reach a warning level, do you lose certain features? (like being able to edit posts?)

yup i've been warned 2x but my count is still 0. maybe it is becuz i......

I'm laughing my head off at the comments mongoose made about clayton...and i'm also laughing at the thread he made in the monastery...

MC has been banned ~:eek: Perhaps as a warning to others :hide:

Any way, why haven't i been banned/warned?

I'm not banned, i'm just coming back in 1 year.

GOODBYE!!!!!

I agree with the mods, Clayton is a bit enthusiastic, but I never really saw him intentionally spam.

Why can't we all just get along ?
~:grouphug:

Evree won kneads two get along. Thn evreething wil bee mch besser four all uv us. sew bee gneiss, guyz! :winkg:

EDTI: and yer all sew off topik its knot funee, so reed the tietoll agin if ewe knead two.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mongoose

MC has been banned ~:eek: Perhaps as a warning to others :hide:

Any way, why haven't i been banned/warned?

---

the MODS just hate MC, and he deserves it. btw you're not even warned. weird

Do the mods hate me for spamming way too much? Or not yet..., but they're coming to get me?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by doc_bean

I vote GAH!

---

no GAH!s

"Do the mods hate me for spamming way too much? Or not yet..., but they're coming to get me?"

If some one calls you, and does nothing but breath heavily and hang up, you'll know their coming for you... ~;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clayton ballentine

no GAH!s

---

Gah! If there is no gah, then I say Gah!

no "GAH!" GAH!

~:handball:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Templar Knight

~:handball:

---

That's the best post that I have seen all day... the rest were mine :embarassedg:!

I say GAH! for gah

Three cheers for GAH!

Gah-gah GAGAH! Gah-gah GAGAH! Gah-gah GAGAH!

spammer

I think he's sober now... ~;) EDIT: PKL

Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

who's


spammer

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich

Three cheers for GAH!

Gah-gah GAGAH! Gah-gah GAGAH! Gah-gah GAGAH!

---

gahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahGAHGAHGAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:no:

I refuse to spam


(+1)

~:confused:

Clayton can be funny at times, WHEN he overreacts. and Gregoshi, He spams in threads, not posts. Like the "unbeliveable" post, absoulotly stupid to ask the question he was asking, and many other threads which has been no use. and overreacts. here's what he said in the "History lovers look here" post....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clayton ballentine

listen this is to all of you who think he is telling the truth i am probubly using the sam books they are i only use famous book and 5 of them are old and new school books ok so STOP SAYING I BROKE COPYRIGHT LAWS AND THAT I AM ALSO TAKING CREDIT FOR WORK THAT IS NOT MINE IF SOMEONE ELES POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGIAN THEN WE CAN GET US A JURY OF 3 HERE AT THE FORUMS AND WE WILL LET THE JURY DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!

---

There you go. He really takes the biscit there. and let's see what Don had said to make Clayton come out with that terrible post which shouldn't have been there anyway.....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Don Corleone

Clayton, relax. Nobody's calling you a liar. Nobody theorized history all on their own. But part of the rules of the intellectual community is that when you publish somebody else's idea, you have to give them credit. The only exception to this is so-called 'common knowledge'. In order for an idea to be 'common knowledge', you have to find the same idea published in at least three different sources. What's more, whenever you're using other people's ideas to supplement your own work, you should paraphrase what they're saying... take their words and mold them to what it is YOU are getting out of them. Again, even if you paraphrase, be sure to give credit where credit is due.

---

Now what Don said was right.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clayton ballentine

please don't ever do that agian because i hate it when people question my knowloge and when people call me a lier i take it that is what you where doing

---

That is what Clayton said ealier to Adrian II. Now Adrian made Clayton post that by this....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by AdrianII

There is nothing wrong with ambition, Clayton Ballantine, and you shouldn't be ashamed of your ambition to cover all of world history. But if it turns out that you have, perchance, copied the work of others, I think you should reconsider your project. Don't give it up though, and don't give up History - if pursued in honesty, it'll last you a lifetime.
:bow:

---

Now what Clayton wrote was unneeded.

That's what is wrong with Clayton. there's also more in that thread that shows what he comes up with.

Gregoshi, delete this post if you want, but Clayton, read this post. make sure you don't overreact. This fourm has good people, who are calm and wise so don't waste it.

- Berserker!:bow:

now that was a classic that showed the truth ~:)

why cant we question Claytons knowledge?

Berserker! , you're not speaking funny OR spamming, this is not the thread for such seriousness.

:angel:

Doc, I'm being serious because I'm actually helping him to not make a fool of himself. He overeacts when corrected and other things. And check this thread out. Some of what I said apllies to this thread as well.

hes young yet, give him time ~:)

He should know how to behave socially, about 15 he been taught that! And I'm actually 14, so he should know better.

damn, sorry I thought he was 4...

Im 13(but that's pretty damn old for a mongoose!).

Age (IMHO) is not an excuse for flaming/blatant spaming.

Feel free to delete this post ~:cheers:

K...that was a serious post from Berserker....i never thought i'd see that in my lifetime...

I wonder if Clayton has finished his 99 volumes of his history book? please tell us! ~;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar

K...that was a serious post from Berserker....i never thought i'd see that in my lifetime...

---

Are you satisfied?~D

Indeed!! I thought i would never see you post anything that had any degree of seriousness in.

Hah. Hardly any serious posts for me!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Berserker!

Doc, I'm being serious because I'm actually helping him to not make a fool of himself. He overeacts when corrected and other things. And check this thread out. Some of what I said apllies to this thread as well.

---

I just don't think it's appropriate to drag in old threads, we can't hold it against him forever.

and Templar Knight I seem to remember him posting that he stopped writing because he couldn't find a publisher.

Now let's all play nice ~:grouphug:

~:grouphug:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mongoose

I think he's sober now... ~;) EDIT: PKL

Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

---

I would bet that you could have resisted if you wanted to resist, but of course, you did not want to, so you did not. And you have the obvious error in your post that my abbreviation would be PLK, not PKL. Unless you really really meant pickle. :duel:

Sorry, it was a typo.

No offence was meant by that post ~:cheers:

EDIT:

"I would bet that you could have resisted if you wanted to resist, but of course, you did not want to, so you did not."

It is hard to have self control when you are as mighty as me ~;)

Just look at the link in my sig, would you stand your ground if one of those charged at you? :tongue2:

Just look at the link in my sig, would you stand your ground if one of those charged at you? :tongue2:[/QUOTE]
Yes, I would stand my ground. What's more, I would pull out my bb gun, and give him a couple 'reminders' not to charge me again. Wroks evrey tmie! :winkg:

you're wrong, you would miss it and it would go right for your ankle.

You would try to kick it, but it would jump away.

So now you have bitten/bruised ankle, and it's heading for you're throat.
And this is before PETA* arrives ~;)

*just because they won't hurt a cow dosen't mean they won't kill a human! ~;)

for now on plaese if you want to talk then talk funny ok i created this thread to let people talk funny

Sorry, i'm not quite sure what you are trying to say...

Oooh yes please..

(The funny thing about this post would be the sarcastic tone in which it was "said")

i am trying to say talk like i did in my first post

Clayton, the "talk funny" thing is stupid. No use at all. we've enough speak funny threads such as One Word Story thread. And Clayton read what I said about you. READ it. Now look at what you said. I've kicked myself in the face for saying what you said, and if you're smart you'd slapped yourself.

Moderaters. please close this thread, as the whole purpose of this thread is stupid, and noones post with the purpose.

Should i send a PM to BKS?

yeaz people, if you don't like the thread don't post in it and let it die out :medievalcheers:

Jeez, Clayton sent me a PM with a death threat!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mongoose

Should i send a PM to BKS?

---

Don't worry, I've already PMed BKS.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Berserker!

Jeez, Clayton sent me a PM with a death threat!

---

rotflmao :laugh4:

it gets better

sorry Berserker!, I know its not funny, but the whole thing has went beyond a joke

WAs it like this "OMFGZ!!!! T 3 ROXORZZZZ U SUK1!!!! N I KIL U!!!OnE1!1!111!" ?

no, this is the exact words,"shut up before i kill you you told the mods to close my thread how dare you"
disgusting, isn't it?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Berserker!

no, this is the exact words,"shut up before i kill you you told the mods to close my thread how dare you"
disgusting, isn't it?

---

Bersekrer, did he really PM that to you? If so forward the PM to a mod so they can take care of it.

"no, this is the exact words,"shut up before i kill you you told the mods to close my thread how dare you"
disgusting, isn't it?"


It's like a puppy with rabbies :dizzy2:

Sorry, I have to laugh. I hope you aren't offended by this Beserker! 'cos I do not wish you dead. But this proves that Clayton takes things way too seriously.

To be honest, I'd report that, it's not appropriate.