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YEP THE MESSAGES IS IN THE TITLE THINK OF YOUR OWN UNIT TELL US WHAT IT HAS AND STUFF EXAMPLE:
Abokasix samurai
kills enemy by annoying them also kicks ass in combat armed in titainium samurai armor and an extra LONG samurai blade this kicks ass (look in a post by me in cout down to open beta bartix for image)
you also have to beat the other persons unit! ~:eek:
also say how it will!!!
King Edward Cavalry
The most powerful cavalry in the world. It starts with maximum armour, swords and valour and it's unbeatable. The commander(me ~D ) has maximum stats( Influence, Piety, Dread, Command, Acumen)
Beating the unit above:
Grenade Samurais
A unit that throws grenades at enemies. Also very experienced fighters. This unit contains 1 million samurais, armed with aforementioned grenades and a long samurai sword. They have steel samurai armour.
Edwardian tanks
These tanks are a combination of T34, Sherman and King Tiger I and are the best tanks in the world!!! Only 60 exist and have been made during the reign of King Edward I Longshanks to defeat the Scots and Welsh
Rolandian Foot Knights
Utterly fearless and the most superb foot knights to fight on the field. Small in number, but a handful can easily slaughter an army of thousands. Also comes with Oliverian Axemen.
Warning: Due to their bravery, they find retreat impossible and are quite impetuous.
Edwardeos Kilibanophoroius
Utterly fearless and hugely powerful cavalry trained within the great walls of Constantinople. They are often impetous and they do not know the words "fear" or "retreat". Their bows can reach up to 500m and their steel plate mail armor make them unbeatable cavalry.
King Ragnars Royal Guard
These men carry long spears that destroy cavelry, they can hide anywere and wait for the enemy to get close to them then they jump out on the unknowing cavelry, charge at them with spears whilst other member hurl javelins, rocks and heads of defeated enemys,they aim for the horses when the rider is on the floor they take no prisoners usually beheading the rider instantly.
Beirut's Bowmen
Long range archers. High mobility. Quick speed. Great accuracy. Appear and disappear like the wind, dissolving into the forest before the flight of arrows has even landed. Re-appearing elsewhere to unleash another devasting and unstoppable volley.
A 15th century MLRS system. :knight:
LOTR fellowship.
Band of unbeatable fighters. Each man in the unit boasts a different talent. One is the best bowman to have graced the earth. Another wields a large axe, short in stature but very strong, etc.
Fat man with great influence
You will not want to mess with this guy, unless you wish the doom of your own world.
The man hides in an advanced bunker complex, and will detect when an attack is forthcoming. If such an attack is detected, he will uses his influence and press the big red button, thus launching billions of nukes on the aggressors homelands. This unit is strictly defensive and has no mobility.
Tibeliers
Aleat cavalry me who posess the skill to skirmish and attak. Great alround units. Among the fastest and finest horsemen know to man kind.
Wow. Only Abokasee could make a thread as good as this. Well done mate!
Super kantanna porn stars (lol)
seduce enemy to come near when their off there hosre they cut their heads off.
quote from max payne two:
Love hurts...
Totally Useless People
These must be the worst fighters the world has ever known. Extremely poor morale (they only joined up because Mummy said so), they have as much armour as a worm and armed with only a blunt pencil. Man, even a o valour/armour/attack peasant can beat these guys. And that's with one hand tied behind his back and blindfolded! These people are fast, but only if they're running away.
Auradoa Bomber
The biggest fastest deadlyest bomber of all time these things easily bomb punny peasents and other things
(you are aloud to say about buildings to!)
magic walking pies.
they use their magic powers and shoot nuclear bombs at you, there are many types: apple pie, cherry,...
damn I'm hungry.
More suitable for the Entrance Hall, I think.
Huge Fat Man
He is imune to nuclear bombs as he was hit by one at a early age and survived,loves pies and will eat anything,his only weakness exercise.
Hibernian Singing Fat Lady
Attack her if you dare because as soon as she sings................
Viking Elephants
These enormous creatures scares the crap out of everybody they meet.
They are 3 meter tall and come from the deepest fjords of Norway. They wear armour of titanium so they can easily withstand heavy machine gun fire.
They can`t run amok `cause I stuffed their ears with potatoes so they can`t hear anything ~:cheers:
Atom bomb!
Beats viking elephants by dropping the bomb from 1000ft!
Armored atom bomb!
Same as the atom bomb, but with extra armor so it can resist attacks and defusing attempts better!
Kataphraktos atom bombs!
With armor covering everything except the button which starts the countdown!
Beaten by light pizza delivery peltastoi. Their light armament allows them to deliver pizzas at a high enough speed to give the huge fat man a heart attackQuote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
Kenshin's Atheist Brigade
Extremely disciplined atheists, immune to inquisitions, armed with Naginatas and XM-8's. Defeat the pizza delivery man by stopping him in his tracks with questions on his piety and stubborn debate on religion.
The Midas Brigade
anything that even touches this unit turns to gold
(due to the unit being impervious to anything MADE of gold the agressor is naturally thus neutralised)
a real source of wealth for the wielder of such a unit!!!
atomic weapons are not yet IN any TotalWar release, and even then the explosion itself turns to gold dust - harmeless to The Midas Brigade
arrows become gold upon contact, same with any projectiles
Rock.
Has the ability to smash through paper at will.
Yup, nothin' beats good ol' Rock.
Kataphraktos Universalos Atomicos Bombos
The most powerful atomic bomb, heavily armored, and when it explodes, it destroyes the whole Universe ~D
The REAL Ultimate Ninja!!!1!
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.
The Totalwar.Org Nerds
This unit WOULD be devastating, if not for the reason that they all sit complacently in front of their computers typing insults and rebuttlas to each other in some pointless thread in the backroom. And when they read this, they will get angry and start a Flame War... of which the rest of the Org doesn't Care... unfortunately this anger cannot be harnessed, for it's locked into the square radius of the user. This unit is not totally useless however, as they may distract a curious enemy... in the end however, this unit always destroys itself, and everything within a 1 inch radius around it. Users Be Warned.
Brabanconne Mercenary Soldiers. Master looters, will steal anything, as long as it is valuable. They will loot anything made of gold, any atom bomb, as well as any sharp object or computer the enemy uses against them. They will sell it on the black market, go with their money to the pub and get extremely drunk.
Secondary attack: Bad Alcohol Breath: stunnes and defeats any enemy within 5 metres distance.
Clever, but also water and food turn into gold upon contact, so the Midas Brigade tend to die from starvation after a few days. They are best defeated by light unarmed horsemen who can stay out of the way until their enemy gets hungry/thirsty, or by maintaining siege instead of assaulting ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by barocca
Check and MateQuote:
Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
:bow:
thus far the most powerful unit is light unarmed horsemen with patience and a packed lunch
:bow:
smeg legions!!! need i say any more?
we are armed with high tech laser bazookoids and ride around in an out of date star freighter named starbug.....kick yo ass!!!
Evil's Light Infantry
Very strong troops with tons of stamina. Encased in titanium armour. Mini-nukes instead of hand grenades, but their special anti-radiation blasts make them impervious. Also armed with assault sniper rifles with mini-nuke launchers. Have tiny Jewish Zealot knives which can instantly slay anyone.
Now have nightmares about my heavy infantry.....
Nile Crocodiles
They work by the same principle as wardogs. But instead of routing just the enemy the also rout all of your units. What results is a chain reaction of routs that spreads across the entire battlefield. Ironically, the crocs are just not fast enough to catch anyone.
Fallout Fanbase
The most hysterical and hard-to-satisfy group of fans ever. Run around the map upturning every tree and razing every city to make the game look more like Fallout.
Legion of Forks
Slow. Heavy armour. Fat. Reduces moral. Each general assigned to guide them will, over a number of turns, gain the "Lazy" and "Glutton" traits. The food in the region of this unit is depleted ever so quickly and the populace begins to post signs on the walls saying "Death to the Forks" and "Forks!? We don't want em!" On the battlefield the best tactic against them is to destroy them before they eat all of the food in the area. When you click on them they say "Use the Forks" for their prompt. Sometimes on the battlefield they get a rumbly tumbly and begin feasting on any nearby elephants, dogs or enemy soldiers. ~:eek: Don't put them near any unit you care about, this unit is renound for their flatulence and burping that has been known to deforest entire regions.
My new Elite BMS (Brabanconne Mercenary Soldiers) will loot any place once they get there. Not only will this increase your treasury, but any spare money they will instantly spend on more alcohol. Their breath will rout any unit within 20 metres and kill any within 5. Also, their inclination to sing very, very badly when drunk will make the population of entire cities beg you to be enslaved and be send to the other side of your empire.
Therefore, however, they are extremely unfit for garrison duty.
Kagemushas Stinky hangover bastards.(KMSHOB.)
These guys cripple any economies by eating all fastfood reserves and drinking all liquids they stamble upon.This can lead to many disastrous things.Also their hidious looks and terrible smell can and will break down any deacent human beeing.(Tested on humans.) :bow:
~:cheers:
I would just add in a good ol' British Rugby team unit for the British in RTW and MTW:VI, a unit of rough and ready gits who will politely challenge the enemy to a game with nice clean uniforms, beat the bloody hell of each other, and leave the field in bloody, tattered, and filthy uniforms. The Rugby players would then invite the enemy to drinks at the pub. The idea is to make it possible to weaken your enemy and not have to go to full scale war. He will be beaten up from the game, drunk from the beers, and have to put down a bloody rebellion by the dry-cleaners in all his provinces and cities when they see the uniforms they are told to clean. Not to mention, all the people who will have lost their bets on the home-team will go bonkers when they find out they lost.
Azi's Drunk ________ Fans
The ______ can be fans of American Football, Soccer, Rugby, Cricket (I guess, or do their drunks just fall asleep?) or any other sport where people find drinking to be more entertaining than the game itself.
Their off (both tune and lyrics) ballads are sure to strengthen any nearby units. However, in battle they are pretty much worthless (think Sparabara from RTR) unless confronted by a similar foe unit. Then will ensue a brawl which would range through any bars on the map, finally ending with both sides in the local jail, where they proceed to make up (as they sober up) and decide to find another unit to go kick the crap out of.
Azi
Tracy McGrady
The best basketball player, better than Jordan!!! ~D
it would be cool to see some hoplite where they form up like a hegdehog with pikes in a 360 so they can't get flanked
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh3: :laugh3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Conqueror
I love that site. :charge:
And if you don't think that they have real, ultimate power, you need to get a life before they cut your head off. ~;)
yeah and create something like the swiss did with their hedgehog of pikes covering their archers/ranged soldiers :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion Officer
o my idea already taken i wouldn't know since i never palyed m:tw
I have the ultimate unit which will destroy any other.... ~:)
the English football hooligan unit ~D ... indestructible
is constantly drunk = good stamina (if it wasn't for his beer belly) ~D
can sustain power water pump attacks from local police.
may charge without orders.(takes orders from nobody ,not even Sven Goran Erikson)
poor armour protection = is often seen in foreign football tournament hosting countries , wearing nothing on his top.
but good charge bonus especially against enemy police.
good at fighting in any weather = because he is up for a ruck at any time ~D
English stiff upper lip = will not rout they will fight to death.
cannot sap = as he doesn't take orders
fervent nationalism= their pride for their country lead them to take any opportunity at fighting Johnny foreigner for his country.
I am as it happens English but i don't mind poking fun at myself ~;)
The Arrowmasters. A mix of archers. Light archers, heavy archers and medium archers. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 unit size.
Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY Hardy.Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY Fast.
Very very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY good stamina.
Each man has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 arrows and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 mini nukes.Oh and they have the strength of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. And are as good at fighting with swords as 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. And one man's armour was forged by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 men. Each man has the morale of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Arrowmasters. I think thats all...
ichi's fire crew, the ability to shoot fire into enemy formations, the lay fire on the ground to burn through enemy formations, produce smoke to obscure troop movements, and destroy forested areas to remove hiding places. Armed with axes, chainsaws, and shovels for melee combact. Unruly and expensive, this unit must have access to coffee.
Mrs ichi proposed the household faction, which includes giant walking flyswatters (little legs, swatting anything in front of them, they get the Evil Star Wars Theme, da dant da da) playing as they march, and a similar broom unit to sweep the area clean of debris post battle. Any gold that comes near her is instantly transformed into jewelry.
ichi :bow:
undoubtedly the best thread in many weeks
Hold on. Don't tell me. The fire crew can cook burritos on their flamethrowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by ichi
~:) The Ichi-drisos/drisos-Ichi chef unit.
Excellent chef for in an army. Ability to microwave burrito's. Can power up soldiers simply by creating a meal.
Copyright
ingredients: etc, etc.
Use at your own risk. We are not responsible for any failed burrito's.
Drisos company.
you take your burrito and place it on your shovel, then hold the shovel over the fire. Works best if you smoke while it cooks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrowhead
ichi ~:cheers:
WORM
From worms 3D
These worm are very dangorus and are equiped with every weopon of the past,present and future! 200 hitpoints attack varies on weopon defence N/A ~;)
International Politicians
Pits all of the above against each other and then plays bridge and drinks port to decide who becomes overlord of the blood drenched, lightly smoking ruins of Earth. Bow down before my protracted debates and ludicrous quantities of paperwork! ~D
PS Hello all.
NUKER ROCKETEER MACHINE GUNNER
THESE TOTALY OWN COS THEY FIRE 100 NUKE ROCKETS A SECOND BOW TO NUKULAR OWER :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
War-mice. A low upkeep unit, that causes havoc amongst enemy elephant units. As they are very small, they are almost impossible to hit. Also effective against screaming women.
Enoch the great, living among gods and trained in their arts. Walks the earth to deal justice where it is needed. On the battlefield he is a solitary warrior against his enemy.
By his voice they cower.
By his word destruction rains from the heavens.
By his command the ground opens and receives its prey.
By his stare death is distributed unsparingly.
By his mind nothing physical can harm him.
By his touch the world goes under; sic transit gloria mundi.
The Fightin' Lemurs
They're prosimian and angry about it. I know, I know, they don't sound very threatening, but do you really want to face off against this?
http://www.eyesondesign.net/2002gallery/lemur.jpg
Anything that large that can sit in a tree and poop on me is something to fear. ~:eek:
The Airborne Lawyers. You airdrop them into enemy countries in large numbers, and they wreck havoc on the efficiency and production of everything in the country.
And if the first wave doesn't work, you give the second wave parachutes.
Crazed Rabbit
On a more serious note, as I look at the units in this game, I find there is only one type of unit that is really under-represented in most of the games, & that is those who can conceal in the open (or more easily in trees). I have personally rigged several unit types to conceal in the open, but only those which have special reasons to, like celtic-warriors which were famed for their ability to literally rise from the very earth (they didn't mind sleeping on dirt, & they had no trouble sleeping directly in it either!) to ambush enemy columns.
~:joker: An office full of lawyers here found it a damn fine idea!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
:end: Archbishops and foot Archbishops
These light armoured, armed with gospels, bearded units when unleached in the battlefield will start to sexually harass enemy soldiers, causing them to flee. During sieges, you can have them stick their foot in their mouth (thus creating the mighty foot archbishops), which allows them to chant so bad that the besieged force will HAVE to surrender immediately.
The best fighting men in all of the univerese...wait for it...
30 clones of me!!! absolutely unbeatable :duel: :charge:
What about the Krikkit robots (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)?
Cmon!! This thread cannot die! Any ideas of new units?
SAS (Small Aborigine (sp?) Supermice)
lol ~:) ~:) ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
Angry Editors
They slump unto the battlefield with their cups of coffee and start harassing the enemy asking them why they haven't turned in their articles yet and thus making them all have to go and write something. When the enemy turns in its articles, the AE's start editing quite fast and start cutting up the work and shout at the enemy that "Warband" shouldn't be spelled with a capital "W" in this case and that the articles are at least 2000 words too long and if they don't come up with any decent work they really shouldn't be writing anything but just get jobs as toilet-cleaners as they are clearly a bunch of idiots who wrote the worst bit of scientific crap since the publisher's nephew was allowed to write an article about the French Revolution, really, they haven't seen anything quite as crappy as this and because of them now they will all miss their deadlines and they wish they had another job not quite as pointless as this but Oh well. This will cause the enemy to shy away in shame and go and sob in a corner of the battlefield, after which the AE's go forth on their journey (quite quickly, as they are all caffeine-addicts) to harass anyone else they encounter.
Yes, I am in fact now editing an article... :furious3:
Faux:
SW Imperial Storm Troopers:
Heavily armored, quick moving, medium range misile weapon capable of nearly 100% accuracy/kill rating versus peasants/watch; normal ability versus line troops, but less than 5% accuracy against an opposing general. Troops always choose frontal assault (thus allowing the AI to run this effectively).
Real:
Fenian Infantry:
2 HP, Hastati-like (peltasts with sword backup), flesh armor, very fast, morale 9.
Ideally, this would be for an Irish faction, that I could then use to pound the Icenii et. al into scrap.
Moose-riding Polar Bears
The ultimate in freaky infantry. Its simple, combine a vegatarian Polour Bear with a super fast moose. The bear is armed with a pair of forks and the moose is wearing a Winnie the Pooh shirt and a mini skirt and shouts: 'MAAAAAA!' whilst in battle.
They travel in flocks of 2 and laugh at anything smaller of less-stupid then them before smiting them down with a mighty 'MAAAA!!'
Modern Americans. Enough said.
You mean the bit about the parachutes ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Advo-san
Ex-girlfriends
This unit will be deployed in the battlefield in masses. Once ordered to attack, they will start telling enemy soldiers what pigs they had been, how awfull they treated their ex-girlfriends, that they should be ashamed and that they 'll burn in hell ALONE for sure, that they 've been given the gift of love and they 've thrown it away and that they are never to call them again! EVER!
This will cause massive enemy routings and even a few casualties, since some troops will kill themselves out of guilt.
Me I'm my own Legend
That will of course only happen to the weak and inferior soldiers. The elite hard-chargers (Praetorians, Chosen Swords, Spartan Hoplites, etc.) will not be affected by this unit. In fact, they will most likely just mercilessly slaughter them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advo-san
:knight:
THE SUN AND MARTIANS
THE MARTIANS MOVE THE OZO LAIR AWAY SO THE SUNS ULTRA VIOLANT RAYS BURN EVERY BODY AHAHAHAHAHA :dizzy2:
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Originally Posted by swirly_the_toilet_fish
Too cruel. Remember, we have to have game balance here. ~;)
True, true. How about human-sized Hamster samurai? With their teeth to chew through armour and their swords, they could hack through lightly armoured infantry without resistance. Plus, they could have bonuses for fighting in winter due to their fur.
Some sort of geek squad i presume then ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Toma of Spain
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Originally Posted by Afro Thunder
It is also unlikely to ever work on the Theban Sacred Band.
on second thought, my Mum
on third thought, the rest of my family
it gets harder and harder.
.....for each weapon there 's a counter-measure..... ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Afro Thunder