What's The Greatest Job You'll Never Have?

All:

I was reading a post by Lady Frog and started thinking about how I keep telling people my two dream jobs, if I could have them and support the cats, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the troll, AND the dwarfs (all of whom live under my bed -- except the cats, of course, who now own the top if it), which are:

1. To work in quaint, quiet bookstore, or

2. To work in quaint, quiet coffeeshop.

So, the question came to mind: what's the greats job you will never, ever have.

Mine -- basketball player. I so wanted to be on the basketball team when I was in high school (primarily because of a very cute cheerleader) but I was only five feet even and 120 pounds sopping wet.

Never happened. Too sad.

So, here's a poll.

The Shadow One

:duel:

"Theirs is not to make reply,
Theirs is not to reason why,
Their is but to do and die."

Ah, to be able to write like the Lord.

Dictator of the world I just don't think ill be able to summon enough minions :embarassed:

To work in a bookstore
To be a musician

'nuff said

Hef. ~;)

Azi

Sinecure.

Warlord.

Soly was working as the second option...

Wizard :yes:

Heir to the Mars candy empire

Proffessional race car driver.

pimp

Supreme Commander of the world's armies.

:thinking2:

Grand Sultan of the Caymans and everything in between... actually I'd just like to be a sultan so I could have a Harem.

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

Supreme Commander of the world's armies.

:thinking2:

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Where's the fun in that? Unless you're dealing with rebellions, of course.

Rockstar!

Honest

GAH! I'm too young to know that my dream jobs will be impossible to acheive.

F1 or world rally car driver

Bass player in a world-famous rock band.

professional angler

Actor

a hobo

NFL starting QB ~:cool: .

Ruler of the universe. What else?

Jedi.. haha..

Or basketball player...

Professional Condoms Tester ( something like a game tester but you dont get to play games 8 hrs per day )

What I wanna be but I ll probably not:

Own my own legal porn empire, with magazines, video productions, legal brothels, tv channels and revolutionise the sector. Hugh at Hugh's place...


...atm is shows my carreer will be in finance and insurance...not exactly porn :P

Obviously rock star would be awesome. Unlikely, though. Other than that, I'd like to roadie for a world-famous rock band (work all day putting up stage props, hand Angus his Gibson SG and give him the thumbs up to go on stage, then afterwards go and get drunk all night, ... oh yeah, that's the life for me).

I think I know what I'll do with my gap year now ~D

Fulltime Org-poster ~:cool:

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Originally Posted by Craterus

Jedi.. haha..

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Yeah of course. Maybe a Sith-Lord :sneaky:

the man who went down in history as conquerer of the world.

Astronaut

Helicopter and/or jetpilot, would love to fly wherever and whenever I want to.

2 are tied for me right now.
Pirate (old fasion 1700s style) or Porn Star ~D

Boy Band Lead Singer :grin2:

My best job was being paid over a grand a week to smash glass while on my holidays from uni.

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

My best job was being paid over a grand a week to smash glass while on my holidays from uni.

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Welcome to Australia! The land of the flying Koalas (see Family Guy), a big freaking desert, sheilas, and breaking glass... for money...?

How did you pull that one off?

Azi

A bass player in a band.

King, or Cheif of the Imperial Defence Staffff

Keeping bored housewives happy ~:)

I posted Hobo before, i met one and he stunk. So I am offcially resigning to become....
The Most popular Metallica Tribute Band ever, anyone wanna come along? and after that I think i'll found the Kingdom of Smeg.