This inspired me from the Abortion topic.
How many kids do you want to have?!
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This inspired me from the Abortion topic.
How many kids do you want to have?!
None , they are a pain . I took them to the circus the other week , it was really dissapointing . The circus owner told me that they are not allowed to buy children anymore , what is the world coming to eh ?
Anyone want to buy some children ? they are quite tame and house trained .
Rofl!!!!!!!!!! ~d ~d
Actually, yes. I have a mineshaft that would probably fit them very well. How much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
*rolling on the floor laughing* ~D
Come on, you're so cruel....
I would like about 40 kids, like the King of Arabia ~D
I really dont know yet.Maybe two. :bow:
Modest, but noble. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
I wonder how many Gawain and JAG want.
For worlds peace sake i hope not so many. ~D
But you have to take care of them.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Five! ~:grouphug:
none, zero, nada, zip, nein....
get the idea?
I used to not want any.
Now I just want a baby girl. Me and my gf are planning to produce the first ever Greek-Malay hybrid ~D . Alternatively we would like to adopt a girl from one of the countries where female children, if lucky, are thrown in orphanages ( China or India etc ).
So, when there is money and there is time I m planning to try until I have a daughter. I suppose I dont have to say how much stories like ' they had 4 sons before they got a daughter' scare me. I was a young boy once, they are a pain in the ass. Girld though are nice and cute and polite and their heart belongs to daddy ~:)
So No more than 2 I think and ideally 1.
Ten years ago, I wanted to populate the world with four of my offsprings. After seeing how difficult life is, I now want only two children.
Kids are incredibly irritating-at least really young kids.
Maybe I'll foster some older ones.
I'll adopt 1 or 2 children, the world is allready over populated so why don't we first take care for the ones that allready exist?
I say two. Wife says 3. Either way, I'll be okay.
Thanks to abortion, none ;)
None deserves to spend his life on this planet.
2 for me
Six. The world is entitled to my genes. Who am I to withold them Louis I to Louise VI ?
:tiny: :tiny: :baby: :kid: :gbow: :scholar:
If I ever get married, probly 1 or 2...no more than that tho :dizzy2:
None. I think kids are annoying.
As many as will be born due to my carelessness..... And they all get a nanny... ~;)
4
I like kids...they are only annoying if they are brought up poorly. Being a good father would be the ultimate achievement.
Will Louis the VI be the *true* Fat one then? ~D ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
As for me I'm undecided. It all depends on how drunk I get in the near future. ~:cheers:
None, bringing children into this world should be a criminal offence ~:)
perhaps two, depends what my partner wants :heart:
None, No one is bad enough to deserve being raised by me.
Picture it *superbowl time*
Little Tony: Dad! I'm hungry!
KoA: SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOU SLIMELY LITTLE PEICE OF [expletive][expletive]! Can't I watch the [expletive] superbowl in [expletive] peace? *throws little T out the window*
You cruel man!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
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Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
man...this is historic...i think we finally agree with something ~D
*just replace the superbowl with the football(soccer) world cup ~;)
Sound like me some years ago, hated kids...
...well I think it all comes down to being with the right person...
...when you are with a person you really love and want to grow senile with then you get this warm and fuzzy feeling about having a family and the idea of little kiddies running around doesnt seem bad anymore...
...i think its hormonal :help:
i don´t hate kids....Quote:
Originally Posted by rasoforos
i have a little 1,5 year old cousin and i love the little guy... playing with him, sitting on the couch watching "where´s nemo" that he´s absolutely nuts about..
but you know what?....i love even more knowing that after a couple of hours i can go back home and he doesn´t come along....catch my drift? ~;)
there´s a portuguese band that has a famous song where they sum it up.."i love the laughter of other people´s children" ~D
probably relaxation hormones from after you-know-what ~D
Preferably three, but at least no less than two. Inshallah it will be two sons and a daughter, but God knows best. Of course I’ll settle for three healthy children, be they boys or girls. ~:)
At this point none... I hate little kids. Whatever the wife wants though ~D
No more! 3 is enough!
I would quite like 2 or 3, I would definitely like both a boy and a girl.
Three, at this stage in my life, is probably more favorable, but who knows in 5 years time I may want none.
I'd like 11 sons. Preferably within a few years of each other (so a couple of big litters would be good). Then I will have the makings of a new football/cricket team. Infact, maybe a few more just in case some don't survive the winter.
Possibly a few daughters, to marry for diplomatic purposes (possibly to the Almohads or to favour one of my generals ~D )
Can I be one of your generals? I have a good resume! :deal:Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
Maybe. I'd need to know that you were right for my daughter and that she'd be happy with you. With that in mind, what are your piety, command and dread? Oh and do you have any nasty vices I should be fearful of?
Ronin: "... have a little 1,5 year old cousin and i love the little guy... playing with him, sitting on the couch watching "where´s nemo" that he´s absolutely nuts about..."
Rofl. I can recite that script verbatim (and Schrek) thanks to my 3 year old grandson. We shout out the good parts together; great fun. But as you say, I'm always happy to see him ride off, smiling, after a day with gramps in Mommy's car returning to Mommy's house.
And I think you guys are right: it must be hormonal. I remember not wanting any (at 18), going along with the idea (20's), really enjoying the Daddy gig (30's & 40's), and now getting used to the gramps role.
I still haven't taught li'l Jake yet how to "pull my finger"...I'm saving that for later.
Piety - 4Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
Command - 9
Dread - 2
Acumen - 9
Virtues -
Patient (+1 loyalty)
Likes cuddling (+2 loyalty)
Smart (-1 dread)
Vices -
Annoyed by the noise of dogs drinking (-1 piety if dog is owned)
~D Think I'd work?
I don't think I'd be a suitable candidate ~D
Command- 6
Piety-3
Dread-7
Acumen-8 or 9
Virtues and Vices
Murderous Temper -Killed a Holy Man I didn't agree with :laugh4:
Piety - 0
Command - 8
Dread - 10
Vices:
Likes a drink
smokes
likes hairy women
So am I a candidate?
No dont pick byz pick capo ~D
I'm going to win Al-Khalifah's Daughter! Woot! Do I get a dowry?
None, child rearing is a very poor investment of time and money.
You consider yourself a poor investment? ~:handball:Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJager
Seriously, I'm surprised at the number of people who don't want any kids. Cars are more important I guess? If the world is so bad you don't want to bring children into it why are you living in it?
Very poor. My parents could have done all sorts of fun things with the money and time they spent on me. Instead of traveling the world, they sat at home while I threw temper-tantrums.Quote:
You consider yourself a poor investment?
Is life about enjoyment or progeny?Quote:
Seriously, I'm surprised at the number of people who don't want any kids. Cars are more important I guess?
I didnt chose to be, I dont think anyone did. ~:)Quote:
If the world is so bad you don't want to bring children into it why are you living in it?
They would have been much better off if they would have put you to work. I am sure some work in a coal mine would have made wonders for both your discipline and their travel budget....... ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJager
Well, if we are talking about money, vacations have zero return for money invested while you can support them when they get old.Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJager
You enjoy something and then pass it on.Quote:
Is life about enjoyment or progeny?
Why do you continue to live I meant.Quote:
I didnt chose to be, I dont think anyone did. ~:)
But...but...Panzer, what about your concern over the demise of the white race then?
Won't you do your part by giving the world a litter of cute and cuddly Panzerpuppy's? ~:)
He'll be the PanzerDad ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
Showing the great and powerful Tiger tanks to his PanzerPuppies every day till they get 18 and they throw PanzerDad out of the house ~D
Consider your loyalty boosted. Now you just have to wait for her to come of age. M:TW stats, now there's an idea for a thread...Quote:
I'm going to win Al-Khalifah's Daughter! Woot! Do I get a dowry?
Having lots of children would be a good idea, especially if you live in one of the countries with a demographic crisis like Germany. Too many olds.
1 child. I love being an only child! I would prefer to have a boy, as I don't think a girl would be able to fully appreciate the importance of military history and of course, Total War. ~;)
We conservitives are going to lose in the future....All the libbies here are breeding like rabits while the cons wont...
Woot! I won! *dance*Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
and yes, I shall start that thread in the frontroom! ~D
Four sons… and at least two will rule the world…. The oldest will be named Julius and the next Napoleon… and when they are kids I would have my own boys scout troop.
I wont need support when I get old. Even if I had children, i wouldnt put that burden on them.Quote:
Well, if we are talking about money, vacations have zero return for money invested while you can support them when they get old.
The point is having children takes a lot of your youth away. You can do much more enjoyable things besides having kids.Quote:
You enjoy something and then pass it on.
LoL theres a big difference between killing yourself because you dont like the way the world is going and choosing not to bring children into said world. ~:eek:Quote:
Why do you continue to live I meant.
Also, my reasons for not having kids arent as much because I dont like the world, but because I want to enjoy the world - not deal with little brats for at least 18 years.
My contribution would be a drop in the ocean either way.. Anyway, ill be long gone before white skin becomes extinct on this planet..Quote:
But...but...Panzer, what about your concern over the demise of the white race then?
Won't you do your part by giving the world a litter of cute and cuddly Panzerpuppy's?
Also, I would train any panzerpuppies to sniff out and bite leftists- so its probably better they dont come into existence.
Panzer think of all the tax you ll have to pay to cover the benefits for all those liberal people who want to have 5 kids....
...I suggest you reconsider and decide to have some kids now ~;)
Wouldnt a better option be forced sterilization of liberals? ~;)Quote:
Panzer think of all the tax you ll have to pay to cover the benefits for all those liberal people who want to have 5 kids....
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Originally Posted by PanzerJager
Ok I give up. I cant think of anything better/smarter to say. You win this one ~D
~:cheers:
We stopped at 2. Very happy with our good fortune, unwilling to throw the dice again.
5 that is all
One to carry on the family line. 200 adopted ones so I can give them odd names. ~D
You only say that because your life still has meaning. Eventually you are going to lose that feeling(I already have at the age of 18:sad:) and you will want something more. This will probably hapen between the ages of 35-45 in which case you'll have enjoyed your life in terms of being independent and wild for quite long enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJager
As for me, I will proabably have kids when I'm around 40. Till then my meaningless life will have to preoccupy itself with none other then itself. ~:)
There's nothing worse then bringing a kid into the world if you are poor. You basically set a likely pattern of failure to another person. So it's better to wait till you're older and have a better career. Logical, no?
No meaning?? Thats not true and you know it! Your family and friends give your life meaning, as do your interests and opinions.Quote:
You only say that because your life still has meaning. Eventually you are going to lose that feeling(I already have at the age of 18) and you will want something more. This will probably hapen between the ages of 35-45 in which case you'll have enjoyed your life in terms of being independent and wild for quite long enough.
You just need to learn to enjoy life and not look for "meaning", thats why I wont have kids. I can only imagine the fun ill be having when all the people my age are trying to handle 2 jobs to pay for 2 kids.. all for what? They get to be 18 and expect you to buy them cars and pay for college.. at least thats what I expected. ~D
Its just a bunch of hassle for not much good return. Sure they may be cute for a few minute learning how to walk, but then they crap their pants.. :dizzy2:
Ugh.. you have fun with them and ill be hunting big game in Africa. ~;)Quote:
As for me, I will proabably have kids when I'm around 40. Till then my meaningless life will have to preoccupy itself with none other then itself.
Very logical. Poor people shouldnt be allowed to have kids if they cant support them.Quote:
There's nothing worse then bringing a kid into the world if you are poor. You basically set a likely pattern of failure to another person. So it's better to wait till you're older and have a better career. Logical, no?
Looking to have three. Already have one, and thank God, he's very healthy. Going to roll the dice two more times.
It's quite surprising that the hard-right folks on the board are largely opting out of family life. That's a bit of a head-scratcher.
NOOO! He's right though... for most people anyway. The older I get the more I like the little rats. And heck, I'm only 22! What do I have to look forward too?Quote:
Originally Posted by rasoforos
Edit: Oh yes, the original question. 2. No only children for me. So very very lonely.
Azi
Well... here is an idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJager
In high school, my Physics teacher (egotistical nerd... great guy!) told our class that he thought, during your senior year, your teachers would vote on who got to reproduce. Everyone else? Sterilized.
Now THAT sounds like a plan.
Azi
I don't understand this. You are against gay's and abortion. What ARE you guy's doing for fun ???? Just shooting with your guns ? ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ceasar010
He he he! bmolsson, that is one way to put it! ~;)
Azi