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We are going to need people so just post and we can start construction
things needed
1.Cement
2.Bricks
3.Beer
4.Mcdonalds
5.Loud music
Everyones invited till you tick me off :furious3: Ill get rid of you the chinese way bury you in the wall ~D so lets get started ~:cheers:
Construction team:
STFS
Walls are made to be breached, my friend ;)
Where does most of your McDonalds beef come from?
And are you going to use Mexicans to build the wall?
Are you going to deny entry to the Ms Universe and Ms World contest as well?
Good questionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
1. From TEXAS and after that horses and midgets will get it done ~:cheers:
2. Only the ones that are already here ~:cheers:
3. We americans are better anyway we don't need to be bothered with 2nd rate women ~D
I think that if yankees construct the wall of the size of their own ego then it will be inpenetrable... ~;)
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
some of you guys are getting close to being thrown in :book:
American women are slutty, bitchy, and, on average, ugly. You know not of what you speak my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
DA
I thought US was already walled up. The wall is called rap music......
What back to work :director:
Behind tall walls it's much easier to find a close relative to marry. And the sheep have nowhere to run when you're feeling frisky.
And if you just promise to stay behind that wall and never to breach it (with individuals, movies, food or music) I think everyone will be happy. Btw, the wall, of course, is also applied to the internet right? so only americans can talk to themselves.
what is this thread's purpose...?
I would image its to blow off a little steam and poke fun at the concept of such a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
What is this thread about? Anyone? ~:confused: :help:
I will help with the wall but the heathen states of cali mass and jersey cant come!
Not appropriate! You should be well aware that burying someone in the wall would create a structural weak point -- unacceptable. Find something else more creative or the engineering team will opt out.Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
:uhoh: I think someone's humor lens was turned off. The "Biggrin" was supposed to indicate the comment was "tongue-in-cheek." Methinks our resident "red-neck" SFTS would be unlikely to show Eva Herzigova or Laetitia Casta the door if for some INEXPLICABLE reason they offered to "kick off their shoes" under his bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Arroyo
Slutty, bitchy, and ugly are all matters of perspective anyway. A Taliban Wahabist and I are likely to define these terms a mite differently I suspect. I happen to have married a woman with plenty of backbone and a healthy libido -- to me, an attractive combo. If you view the average American woman as "ugly" then don't date any. But, IMO, I think you'll be happier if you seek the beauty in all women rather than focusing on anything negative.
SF
....if you only knew just how many Americans are saying the same thing every day. Would-be isolationists like 'Cube are a minority, but they aren't exactly an endangered species either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjakihata
SF
We americans will leave in a peaceful society....where all the grass is green and every one gets along, we will all be good and moral......and for fun we can sit on top of the wall and watch the rest of the world turn into a hell hole ~D
I know that many wants to - hence "everyone would be happy"
It's about the potential construction of a wall around USAQuote:
What is this thread about? Anyone?
Well I'm not complaining... :jumping:Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Arroyo
:kiss2: . . . :wink3:
Are you guys going to build separate little wall around Alaska and Hawaii? ~;)
I dont like hawai either they can not come...and I say we wall in alaska and build a tunnel under canada to attach it to the USA!
Your wall would not allow many (thanks for Gawain for showing me the error in my ways. ~;) ) beatiful women, since the prettiest are not from America. So it sucks.
But then, if as previously suggested, if New Jersey is outside, and the state won't be part of the US, I'm all for it! ~D
WHAT you do not want to be an american....you are a traitor if you have ever said the pledge :embarassed:
Thats a load of BS. The most beautiful women are already in America and in every other country in the world for that matter. No countries women are any more beautiful than anothers.Quote:
Your wall would not allow in the most beatiful women, since the prettiest are not from America
Not so. The pledge requires allegiance -- not affection. No law requires an American citizen to desire that citizenship nor do any prevent her/him from desiring to be something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by ceasar010
Of course, I left Jersey when young, before the damage set in, so I have a different view of things. ~;)
Agreed, but since I share a common infantile bias, I suspect I would be wowed by those gals raised in an eventual lunar colony. Low grav probably wouldn't help the bone density but the "lifting effect" would be....interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
Seamus
Ok, I should have said many, not all. Because there are beatiful women every where. I was just a bit suprised, that's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
Well, to me the pledge is like making kids go to church: you try and make their choice before they understand what it means.Quote:
WHAT you do not want to be an american....you are a traitor if you have ever said the pledge :embarassed:
Besides, you're the one that wants to wall me off from the mainland, I'm just going along with it! ~D
I said you could come inside the wall if you wanted but you have to leave all the anti gun crazyness behind!
And I'd like to stay outside, thank you. ~;) I don't like New Jersey, though, so once I'm done with college, I'd move to some other non walled up place.
Hairy #10:
Are you a bit mono-focused on one issue my friend? I have nothing against guns, gun ownership and the like, but chill...... ~;)
Seamus
Why don't you want to be an american?
You are not one of those Idiots who spit on the flag, refuse to say the pledge, will not stand up during the anthem, and disrespect veterans are you?
IF you dont like your country WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE. If you want america to be like canada(or some where else)...I got news for you most people don't instead of trying to make us like them why don't you move there :embarassed:
edit seamus the reason the guns are the "big" issue for me is.
1 they protect our rights with out them the government could walk all over us.
2 They are my favorite hobby and people want to take them away from me even though I have done nothing wrong. I think soccer is stupid but you do not see me wanting to get rid of it.
Gun owners are demonized in the US and it is not fair, I have heard one person say "gun owners should have no rights"
I respect veterans. I don't spit on the flag. I don't go to places that sing the anthem (not a sports person). I stand at the pledge, but don't say anything.
And I don't dislike America. And my family is here, that's why I don't live in Canada, plus the fact I'd like to get an education before I go off around the world.
And next year when I am old enough to vote, I will vote to better America.
Any thing else you'd care to know? ~;)
I don't want to derail this thread....so I will make a new one about what people think would make their country better.
Funny - this might be true during the foundation of your country - but what can a handgun do against an Apache 64-D Longbow?Quote:
Originally Posted by ceasar010
Incompatible language
The handgun would give the Apache pilot the right to shoot because he would feel threatened. ~:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjakihata
And that would be bad... why? ~D
Seriously, I hate commies. They perverted the socialist system into a bizarre, unachievable goal of an egalitarian utopia, which so far has only produced dictatorships. Also, Marx was a condascending ass towards Socialism. Damn you, Marx!
There has been much talk about the women folk i've devised a plan all women all lined up and escorted one by one into a room where me and my closest advisors (Hunting buddies Fishing Buddies Football team Pastor) shall judge for the ones we deem unfit we load on to transports land in london rome oslo berlin madrid and paris and "conveinitly switch them with better looking ones...yes that should do it ~:cheers:
Edit Meatwad we dont want it closed thats not allowed
Should we take canada this is bothering me I mean our oil is in Alaska and god knows we need that ~:cheers: I might consult w/my advisors we shall send emissaries in the morning :book:
so Euro women are commies now? Wonderful...when did this happen again? :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
hey dont get off topic :book:
What are the actions of the state?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
And what penalities are these?
mmmmmmmmm...taxes
Strike for the South- I wasn't asking for the thread to be closed. It was a joke... haven't you ever heard "The Wall"?
"We don't need no thought control"
Those kids are scary though...
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Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Well he started it - but the guy and the Congress that got it in place permentlyQuote:
In 1862, in order to support the Civil War effort, Congress enacted the nation's first income tax law. It was a forerunner of our modern income tax in that it was based on the principles of graduated, or progressive, taxation and of withholding income at the source. During the Civil War, a person earning from $600 to $10,000 per year paid tax at the rate of 3%. Those with incomes of more than $10,000 paid taxes at a higher rate. Additional sales and excise taxes were added, and an “inheritance” tax also made its debut. In 1866, internal revenue collections reached their highest point in the nation's 90-year history—more than $310 million, an amount not reached again until 1911.
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In 1913, the 16th Amendment to the Constitution made the income tax a permanent fixture in the U.S. tax system. The amendment gave Congress legal authority to tax income and resulted in a revenue law that taxed incomes of both individuals and corporations. In fiscal year 1918, annual internal revenue collections for the first time passed the billion-dollar mark, rising to $5.4 billion by 1920. With the advent of World War II, employment increased, as did tax collections—to $7.3 billion. The withholding tax on wages was introduced in 1943 and was instrumental in increasing the number of taxpayers to 60 million and tax collections to $43 billion by 1945.
Thank you. It's good to hear from another hippie, even if there is probably a huge difference in our ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
17... :bow:
the wall is 4 feet high and you can already see some euros crying ~D
Lets force the people on welfare to build it......WORK :charge:
And lets throw eggs at all the canadians and mexicans trying to get inside.
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Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
Its all pink.... er, nevermind.... ~;)
Dave you silly goose ~D
When the wall is Finished do you guys promise to stay inside?Maybe we Euros could help a little bit and lets build a roof to that wall together?You guys build the inner structures and we can pour the cement in. ~D
No you can't help...to many of you would sneak in during construction ~;)
damned!There goes a fine conspiracy :wall:
What a good idea... ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
Before you are able to poor the cement we will nuke you all into OBLIVION and sense american made things are better then any one else's products the wall will protect us from the nukes. ~;)
Damn. You're younger than I am. I thought it was the other way around, by a long shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
Well, my fellow hippie, I salute you. :bow:
Also, if the wall is to include all of America, I am getting the hell out while I can. Anyone who wishes, join my wall-hopping brigade.