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ok guys...basic premise is this. You use the name of a family pet as your first name and the name of the street where you live to get the second name....hey presto a porn star is born.......:laugh4: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:
mine would be........ Rex Milton........ (sounds more like a turn at the local labour club in the '70s!!!)
Tussi Mark?
I don't know if that's bad or horrible.
Purzel Heinrich Busold??? :dizzy2:
Sounds more like the name of some nitwit-son from a lower nobility family... :help:
Duke Stratford...hmmm...sounds more like a Royal Title.
haha, our cat ist called Napoleon and I live in Adolf-Bolte-Strasse(=Street).
so, Napoleon Adolf???
Pretty Aricescu.
Sounds like a good name. ~:)
Jason Ronald.~:confused:
I thought it was your mother's maiden name, not your street name.
Thumper Warstock for pet/street.
Thumper Storm for pet/maiden name. Beat that one!
Goldy Lyon. Sounds like the name of a porn actress rather than an actor.
Yeah I heard that too....I think we can allow that as well ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Martinus
ok so I get another go ~:cool:
Spike Burkett
Duke Law...hmmm...every name I get I conjure up the image of a muscular British Guy with a Monacle and a waxed mustache
Thomas Grianagh pet/street name
Thomas Stanley maiden name.....that sounds so very common
if you do it with my dog (NO pun intended)
Bex Grianagh
Bex Stanley...still comon
Fluffy Broekdijk. Doesn't sound quite right, really.
Snuffy Bospolder ~:dizzy2: wehjooo ~:eek:
Rufus Barley (pet/street name)
Rufus McIntosh (pet/mother's maiden name)
Either Midnight Gray or Rommel Gray. Those are bad. For pets.
Midnight/Rommel Bublitz, for maiden.
Let's see....
Rascal Ledyar (using the street, I lived on Colonel Ledyard Highway) or
Boots Foley (different pet and mother's name).
I don't have a pet, and my street is an indian name. :embarassed:
I always liked Brock Landers though.
And Dirk Diggler. I love that!
...
Buster Longview Wow a weird porn name.
where did you get this idea from , wasn't it from that tv show will & grace ?Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
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Well mine will be in spanish: Manuel Panamá!!~:eek: :puke: I don't think I'll have much success with that name. :no:
Othello Sainthouse :furious3:
Lewis Abbey.
Sweet Eça? ~:confused:
Biggles Waldermar-Lorentzon
... weird name.
Prince Green.....
Eh..... Pelle Suprapto......
Schnoozer Summerfield...
:weirdthread:
Don't tell me everyone here are all wanna-be porn stars!
Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
:juggle2:
By all means, share.:book: :embarassed:
Spots 15th
-Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star. ~D
"Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".
Rocky 300 South
*curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*
Gah!
ichi
Katia Beer
Mister Maria. That's a good one ~;)
"I will buy this puppy to have a porn name, mister..AGH!" 169
(Yes, my street is numbered. Weirdest porn name ever..)
I'm going Greek mythology here...
Testiclees.~D
Biggus Dikkus.~D
Sorry, but it had to be done.
I once wrote that above a urinal. Somebody had already written "big willies" and for some reason there was already some stuff from "The Life of Brain", so it made sence.
Mo Dacre
or
Mo Chaputorn
My fave is Ben Dover... tee hee.
"Sparky McCormack", (Maiden Name) which might just cut it.
"Gerbil Queensway" however is just one more reason I should have got round to naming that rodent.
:thinking: If I was in a porn movie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
*retch*
(is there a vomiting smilie?)
Also, :weirdthread:
Angus II Hohenzollern :inquisitive:
Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...
Verdugo Bear????~:confused:
furry and hot ;)
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...
Waddy Cherry
Bambi Lénine.
Would be great for a female porn star. ~:)
Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)
Pippi Vigerslev and Allé
I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.
You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.
A popular Danish birdname is Piphans and a major street in Copenhagen is called Nørrebrogade... Piphans Nørrebrogade, YUCK!!!!
Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjakihata
Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.
Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name ~D
The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.
My male name would be John Tehran Way.
My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.
~:cool:
My dog is a female so...
Maggie Oak Leaf
Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).
My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:
KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
- Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?
KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
- Glint the Squint?
If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Clark Larsson. Amateur porn star and country artist
Vijay Blenheim. Sounds like a bolywood pornstar.
FREE WILLIE
can be read all ways ~D
(I can't remember the name of my first hamster... It might have been) Hammy Shaftesbury
Rambo West :p This reminds me of the days in college. We used to do this with the porn name generator on theporndude. Where are the days :p
Mushy Pinhoe
:laugh4:
Wow, this is some serious thread necromancy.
Frank Holly.
Toby Elgin
AwesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by ElAngelo
The last pet we had was a domestic ship, fifty years ago. Anyway:
Whitey National Defense
Casper Applestreet
10 year old thread, wow, how did this end up back on the first page? :laugh4:
Bella Brooks, lol I think that would be better suited to a female. Unless I go with my little dogs name which would be burrito brooks.
I opened this thread out of curosity to see I responded 10 years ago with my expected response... Indeed I did :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
It amazes me at all the old names I see and that I still vividly remember those org members.
Bo Pennsylvania
Pookey Bishop~D
Cork. No pet.
I got a friend who is Speedy Ryder.
How the hell did this thread got exhumed in the first place? Someone did a forum search for porn or what... !?
Anyway, mine would be Charlie Antoni. Not so bad, I suppose.
Paudy Hawthorn
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