This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere. :book:
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This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere. :book:
I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.
The purple man is watching you.
This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
I like the moderators. They are my idols. ~;)
I am a fibber
I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet :balloon2:
i actually own enough weapons
Byzatine Prince has never gotten a warning, and is the best behaved member of the .Org
I actually know what fibber is.
:balloon2:
This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.
wehjooo BEIRUT ANT BKS ARENT LYING
oh and hitler didnt killed any jews :handball:
im not just posting to get my post count up
I have a life.
I am not in pain
cool thread btw.
I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.
Mods have lives, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
So do I BKS :kiss2:
America is the Great Santa.
Everyone hates the mods, and want to burn Beirut's axe on a sacrificial bonfire.
The babe thread does not have any good-looking women in it.
My postcount did not just increase by 1.~;)
Babywaio thinks Papewaio is cuter than Mamawaio.Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
Everything I say is a Lie.
I am really 43 years old, and have 3 phds in Political Science, History, and Beer Drinking Philiosphies. I am a liberal, bisexual punk rocker as well. I voted for Howard Dean in the Democratic Primaries.
imma go with what Monk said
I'm not being repressed by the mods...
I don't find the Liar's Paradox confusing at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monk
I don't enjoy confusing you in the least bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I do ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Monk
I think we are more along the line of the tooth fariyQuote:
Originally Posted by Dâriûsh
Bill Gates does not want to conquer the world
One of the best ways to get into retail employment is to take a job sitting on top of a lift reading out the floor details for department stores.
Ms word is a great program!
I did never loose big text files for school because of it!
I never swear to my computer when in word!
this site is not funny at all!
Holland wont loose in the finals to germany with 2-1
This is not my 1000th post :bow:
England has a great football team, and we don't always lose on penalties. In fact, England is so good, we will win the World Cup.
i never spam
Water is made from fish and whale/porpoise wee
:bow:
I should smoke more,it would be healthy.~:pimp:
this post is spam :wink:
I will not be posting in this thread.
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You have been banned for the following reason:
None
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
this post wont get my count to 4139
You are exact 4000 posts beyond me now!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
I have feelings
NOW -1 one bartix
When I lie in this thread, the truth is the real lie.
I love Totalwar.com. Every there is so friendly and would NEVER flame someone just because they said that the game wasn't perfect.
"I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment."
I agree. what i also like about it is the fact that people acept when they are defeated and say something like "I guess i was wrong, sorry." Instead of throwing childish insults at each other.
But that was a lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bartix
We're supposed to be lying ~:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
The pen is red.
There isn't a party in the chat room now ( with fre beer ! ) Yes not right now !~;)
:balloon2:
oh....so the party was cancelled? oh well, I guess I'll return this fine drinks and womenQuote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
This is supposed to be a fibber thread. Nothing truthful allowed. :furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Everybody should watch the news on Fox.
Buddhists are forbidden to eat glass, except on wednesdays.
Chickens have 5 legs.
Hey you should tell lies here!
you should say something like, chiken have two legs, I mean everybody knows they have 5.
woah!!! I never really seen a chicken so I must take your word for it:bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
There actually is a spoon, you just can't bend it.
I sleep too much.
Hmmm.. this is now tricky.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonGod
...at time I post, it was NOT in the correct spirit of this thread ~;) ~;)
Now it IS, until I press submit :dizzy2:
And also, if you as my brother what he posted in this thread, he will reply it was the one about fish.~:cheers:
wehjoo...craterus is the worst spammer i've ever seen...
I am going to make 10,000th post soon for sure ~:)
the world ends tonight:no:
I didnt' fix your post...Quote:
Originally Posted by AggonyKing
I am a lively and intellegent member of the Org who always adds something to a conversation, and would ever post something like this:
https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8927/connery1ix.jpg
:bigcry: ~D
I love that picture...~:cheers:
XARDOS(sp) was the bestest movie of all time. :book:
I cna selpl!
you can spell too~;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
I never lie.
I am a jelly donut.
kaiser and teleklos dont spam
I've seen Telekelos post in the Tavern and has more posts than :stupid: in all spam threads
This thread could definately not have been called 'the sarcasm/irony thread'.
I'm not in the least surprised that this thread is still going,
and this post is not spam.
If you eat 10 lbs. of jellied eels in a minute you won't vomit :dizzy2:
Would this be a certain football stadium just off the M621? ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by RabidGibbon